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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tre on June 10, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
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One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,
"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"
"Who, the street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
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Damn :)
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fah knee
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puerto ricans.
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Same ethnicity as the following:
A man walks up to the front desk at the police station and tells them he was brutally beaten and then robbed by a red haired Irish man, 5'10, 160 pounds, with a scar on his face. The police sketch artist draws a picture of a black man and the victim says "That's him!"
;D
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answer: white
Reason: if they were black or brown they would've jacked and severely beaten Peter before he would've been able to report them ;)
Oh, and the pearly gates would've still been stolen, along with Pete's wallet
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One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,
"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"
"Who, the street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
What ethnic group does VP Dick Cheney belong to?
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Ironically a friend of a friend got in serious trouble in school for stealing the school gates lol
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Ironically a friend of a friend got in serious trouble in school for stealing the school gates lol
where is the irony?
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Ironically a friend of a friend got in serious trouble in school for stealing the school gates lol
now what ethnicity was your friend
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pearly gates = white women = i did retail for 1 yr after high school back in the day, and they were the biggest f##kin thieves...esp in children's clothes, linens and jewelry...but security would allows scope out minority kids hanging out after school. Store had to write $90K a yr in some departments, and now...they are out of business across the chain of 12 stores. I wonder why? :-\
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where is the irony?
he was irish...irish joke
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Same ethnicity as the following:
A man walks up to the front desk at the police station and tells them he was brutally beaten and then robbed by a red haired Irish man, 5'10, 160 pounds, with a scar on his face. The police sketch artist draws a picture of a black man and the victim says "That's him!"
;D
Ba ha ha! ;D
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One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,
"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"
"Who, the street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
WHITE!!!....Italians to be exact...Ever notice how gaudy the furniture is in Italian homes??? I can see the PEARLY GATES being erected in front of Brunos ghetto flat next to the pizza shop...and him outside saying Eh..Eh..What? looks fukin good donnit...I got 'em cheap...from a Erm "friend" yeah yeah a friend.