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Title: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Tre on June 13, 2008, 01:42:10 PM

I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   >:(
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: ripitupbaby on June 13, 2008, 01:42:57 PM
I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   >:(


I didn't know you were married Tre!   :o

Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: _bruce_ on June 13, 2008, 01:43:22 PM
They shall buy what they want - besides sex I'm always running in ignore mode.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Mars on June 13, 2008, 01:47:13 PM
why. its good quality and its relative cheap stuff.

but i agree with the fact that women should not leave the house at all.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: m8 on June 13, 2008, 01:48:43 PM
Kill the bitch.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Rearden Metal on June 13, 2008, 01:53:04 PM
There's only one way- Don't give them a spending limit.

I pick all the furniture anyway, and get it at wholesale too!
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Tre on June 13, 2008, 01:56:56 PM

I didn't know you were married Tre!   :o

Long story...
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: @Brandon on June 13, 2008, 01:57:49 PM
I would never call my girl an idiot, she is awesome.
If my girl would do something wrong, like buying crap from Ikea
it is because she don't know better.

I would just explain to her where she can buy good furniture.
She will understand, and she will go there instead.

Teach her what to do, where to go, how to eat, train etc.
Don't point fingers and blame, try appreciate.

Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Mars on June 13, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
like you have a girlfriend Brandon.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: emn1964 on June 13, 2008, 01:59:39 PM
Gayer than allowing your wife to have her own money or credit cards so that she could buy anything at IKEA.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Bluto on June 13, 2008, 01:59:46 PM
either you have a wife with class and if so she wouldnt buy at ikea

or you're well off yourself, and in that case neither of you would buy at ikea

Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: freespirit on June 13, 2008, 02:07:56 PM
Ikea is cheap stuff. 
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 13, 2008, 02:29:55 PM
why. its good quality and its relative cheap stuff.

but i agree with the fact that women should not leave the house at all.

I haven't been to an IKEA but I hear they have some good stuff.

Tre's acting like it's Wal Mart or something? lol
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Paul Allen on June 13, 2008, 02:34:06 PM
beat your wife.

hard.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Rami on June 13, 2008, 02:52:18 PM
I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   >:(

You have a wife? I feel sorry for you... Good luck...
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: youandme on June 13, 2008, 02:56:19 PM
you break it.

and be like "I told you that stuff was not good quality"

I haven't been to an IKEA but I hear they have some good stuff.


Yeah it's good if your a midget, serious this stuff is like smaller than average.

Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 13, 2008, 03:00:30 PM
you break it.

and be like "I told you that stuff was not good quality"

Yeah it's good if your a midget, serious this stuff is like smaller than average.



Nothing worse than small chairs, tables, and stuff.  Send that shit to the Asians.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: onlyme on June 13, 2008, 03:20:10 PM
Better than Scandia and A LOT cheaper.  I let my daughter go get me a desk once with my credit card.  I said pick out a nice one.  She did alright.  It cost $4,000 and it only had two drawers.  For a piece of artwork it was great but it was a shitty desk.  Don't worry I took it back and bought a little cheaper one ($2200) but at least it worked as a desk
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 13, 2008, 03:26:37 PM
Better than Scandia and A LOT cheaper.  I let my daughter go get me a desk once with my credit card.  I said pick out a nice one.  She did alright.  It cost $4,000 and it only had two drawers.  For a piece of artwork it was great but it was a shitty desk.  Don't worry I took it back and bought a little cheaper one ($2200) but at least it worked as a desk

Now this is a desk...

(http://www.whitehousemuseum.org/west-wing/oval-office-resolute-desk.jpg)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: onlyme on June 13, 2008, 03:36:10 PM
I had a desk designed once that was a 4' x 8' piece of solid granite with ruff cut edges.  It was 1 1/2" thick and had a 3/8" thick 2" wide bar glued around the bottom edges.  It was going to be suspended from the ceiling with thin cables on each corner.  So it would be floating.  All the electrical would go through the cables.  A couple holes were drilled in it for the cords and cables from the computer and phone.  It was really neat.  My friend who does that kind of work was going to make it for me.  Stuntmovie remember my coffee table and end tables at my condo.  He made those too.  The coffee table was $6,000 it was really nice.  I like stone work.  My new place I am not sure stone will look good so I may have to design another desk.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 13, 2008, 03:50:19 PM
I had a desk designed once that was a 4' x 8' piece of solid granite with ruff cut edges.  It was 1 1/2" thick and had a 3/8" thick 2" wide bar glued around the bottom edges.  It was going to be suspended from the ceiling with thin cables on each corner.  So it would be floating.  All the electrical would go through the cables.  A couple holes were drilled in it for the cords and cables from the computer and phone.  It was really neat.  My friend who does that kind of work was going to make it for me.  Stuntmovie remember my coffee table and end tables at my condo.  He made those too.  The coffee table was $6,000 it was really nice.  I like stone work.  My new place I am not sure stone will look good so I may have to design another desk.

Sounds cool
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: burn2live on June 13, 2008, 04:12:51 PM
They shouldn't be let off their chain
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: FLEX N FREAK on June 13, 2008, 04:14:56 PM
onlyme, sounds like you are still rollin with the big dawgs ;D
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Ruffneck on June 13, 2008, 05:03:31 PM
u need some of this
(http://www.drug-rehab.org/faqs/img/Rohypnol.gif)

this
(https://srs41.hostproserver.com/~buyswing/store/catalog/images/rope.jpg)

bit of this
(http://store.paigewire.com/images/specpics/DUCT-TAPE-3M.jpg)

oh and a bit of space so how about one of these (preferably not from IKEA)
(http://www.thepirateslair.com/images/vintage-nautical-desks-tables-sea-chests/pirates-treasure-chest-6-flat-front.jpg)

You get the following and IKEA will be nothing but a passing memory.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 13, 2008, 05:04:48 PM
I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   >:(


make more money so she shops at pottery barn negro
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Archer77 on June 13, 2008, 05:10:53 PM
If I could answer that question not only would I save myself money I would also write a book which would earn me millions.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Tre on June 13, 2008, 10:38:40 PM
Find out where these two things went and start using them.  ;)

Bitch made me buy her a big house so there would be 5,000 places to hide them from me! 
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Disgusted on June 13, 2008, 10:54:50 PM
Bitch made me buy her a big house so there would be 5,000 places to hide them from me! 


 ;D  Sounds to me like yor happily married.  ;)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: youandme on June 13, 2008, 11:04:44 PM
u need some of this
(http://www.drug-rehab.org/faqs/img/Rohypnol.gif)

this
(https://srs41.hostproserver.com/~buyswing/store/catalog/images/rope.jpg)

bit of this
(http://store.paigewire.com/images/specpics/DUCT-TAPE-3M.jpg)

oh and a bit of space so how about one of these (preferably not from IKEA)
(http://www.thepirateslair.com/images/vintage-nautical-desks-tables-sea-chests/pirates-treasure-chest-6-flat-front.jpg)

You get the following and IKEA will be nothing but a passing memory.

problem is he bought the damn trunk at ikea and she won't fit
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: aussiejosh on June 14, 2008, 12:31:26 AM
Fucks me my problem is the Mrs wont stop buying fucking hand bags fucking chanel gooci shit every fucking week money has slowed up but she wont get it through he fuckin head thats Its more important to eat and pay a morgage then fuckin have a fancy hand. BACK HANDS ALL ROUND (only kidding)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2008, 12:50:53 AM
Domestic discipline
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Stark on June 14, 2008, 01:14:08 AM
I would never call my girl an idiot, she is awesome.
If my girl would do something wrong, like buying crap from Ikea
it is because she don't know better.

I would just explain to her where she can buy good furniture.
She will understand, and she will go there instead.

Teach her what to do, where to go, how to eat, train etc.
Don't point fingers and blame, try appreciate.



eh? ::)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: gordiano on June 14, 2008, 01:24:53 AM
I would never call my girl an idiot, she is awesome.
If my girl would do something wrong, like buying crap from Ikea
it is because she don't know better.

I would just explain to her where she can buy good furniture.
She will understand, and she will go there instead.

Teach her what to do, where to go, how to eat, train etc.
Don't point fingers and blame, try appreciate.



Are you married?
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: CQ on June 14, 2008, 03:48:21 AM
Fucks me my problem is the Mrs wont stop buying fucking hand bags fucking chanel gooci shit every fucking week money has slowed up but she wont get it through he fuckin head thats Its more important to eat and pay a morgage then fuckin have a fancy hand. BACK HANDS ALL ROUND (only kidding)

A Chanel bag a week in Australia would cost like $60,000 a year - for the cheapest ones.

She's probably buying knock offs, but if not all these guys have it easy compared to you. 8)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: chaos on June 14, 2008, 08:32:01 AM
Find out where these two things went and start using them.  ;)
LMFAO...... ;D
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: wavelength on June 14, 2008, 09:08:18 AM
If you find something at IKEA you like, it's great, you probably won't find it anywhere else at a better price. However, if you have taste, you will probably not be able to find anything you like at IKEA. The good thing with IKEA is that you can't bargain. You know exactly what you will pay.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Dos Equis on June 14, 2008, 09:55:34 AM
I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   >:(

Move to a state that doesn't have this store.   :)
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: aussiejosh on June 15, 2008, 12:46:12 AM
A Chanel bag a week in Australia would cost like $60,000 a year - for the cheapest ones.

She's probably buying knock offs, but if not all these guys have it easy compared to you. 8)

Yeah they are for the most part knock offs but still highly annoying and needless excess!
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Deicide on June 15, 2008, 01:33:35 AM
Marriage= Selling yourself into domestic slavery=anyone who has gotten married is a fucking idiot= you get what you deserve.
Title: Re: MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?
Post by: Quickerblade on June 15, 2008, 01:51:19 AM
"You know how we treat hoes, slam em on there back like domino's"