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Title: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 11:58:42 AM
Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.

Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: jetpower on June 22, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
He's going to give it four more tries playing for the other team.

So, Joe's answer would be: 8.




[edit]
...I don't count the sheep that come after #8.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 12:01:59 PM


Brutal attempt at stalking.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 12:02:35 PM
Brutal attempt at stalking.

Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.



Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 12:04:03 PM
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.





Read this post from yesterday.....it applies to you as well;

Hey Cap, you know what I love about these internet cowards? Even if they were right next to me in the gym or anywhere, they wouldn't have the balls to say anything directly to me. Know how I know this? Everyone and their mother on this board was giving me shit before my show and all though I know for a fact some of the board members that was giving me the most shit didn't even have the balls to come to my face and say a word.

Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 22, 2008, 12:04:49 PM
The Coach will be able to hold a marriage once he does like Jim McGreevey and comes out of the closet
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Moosejay on June 22, 2008, 05:47:49 PM
It's not for everyone.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Bast000 on June 22, 2008, 05:49:13 PM
epic alimony payments
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Go 4 It on June 22, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
What happened I thought he just got married this summer?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: haider on June 22, 2008, 05:52:24 PM
What happened I thought he just got married this summer?
i have the same question  ???

my condolences to joe- i mean, he's a nice guy unless you're talking religion/politics with him.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Moosejay on June 22, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
I know a guy who lost two firefighter pensions to ex-wives
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 05:56:58 PM
Brutal attempt at stalking.


Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 22, 2008, 05:58:22 PM
i have the same question  ???

my condolences to joe- i mean, he's a nice guy unless you're talking religion/politics with him.
he gets to judging other and preaching morality is when he get offensive.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on June 22, 2008, 06:03:16 PM
Hasn't Romano had the same luck with marriage?

Didn't one wife just flee and was never heard from again?  I think another wife of his went lesbian.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: pumpher on June 22, 2008, 06:07:36 PM
Maybe they had religious differences?

or maybe 1 person preached too much?

Other fish in da sea
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: chainsaw on June 22, 2008, 06:10:05 PM
You should stop before you even get started.

I'm lucky, I married a Hungarian.

American women are beautiful, but psycho...

All of them....
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: tu_holmes on June 22, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
I know a guy who lost two firefighter pensions to ex-wives

He should have figured it out after the first one.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: YoungBlood on June 22, 2008, 06:15:14 PM
American women are beautiful, but psycho...


Fixed.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 06:30:51 PM

Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?

welcome to march's news.

a little birdie told me that someone was asked to just stay off getbig... and he could not.
just don't post pics that people will photoshop in horrible ways.  could he listen?  no.

losing marraige over a message board = pathetic.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 06:32:04 PM
welcome to march's news.

a little birdie told me that someone was asked to just stay off getbig... and he could not.
just don't post pics that people will photoshop in horrible ways.  could he listen?  no.

losing marraige over a message board = pathetic.




If that IS the truth, it = just so pathetic that it = beyond words ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
If that IS the truth, it = just so pathetic that it = beyond words ;D

Ask him to deny it.  He won't. 


Would it be the biggest message board owning in world history if Benz was able to goad joeloco into posting until his marriage crumbled?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 06:36:00 PM
Ask him to deny it.  He won't. 


Would it be the biggest message board owning in world history if Benz was able to goad joeloco into posting until his marriage crumbled?


Big claims demands solid proof
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 06:39:26 PM

Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?


No....Holy crap, one person makes up some shit about me and flipping morons believe it. But then again most of this board are conspiracy therorists so why shouldn't I be surprised ::)
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: pumpster on June 22, 2008, 06:42:18 PM
4 divorces with women who couldn't get away fast enough was a nice warmup to get it right for number 5 in '08! Coach "gets" OJ's marital difficulties. ;)
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 06:43:35 PM

No....Holy crap, one person makes up some shit about me and flipping morons believe it. But then again most of this board are conspiracy therorists so why shouldn't I be surprised ::)

So you and Cham are still together and doing fine?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Meltdown on June 22, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
Positive threads only here at getbig. I thought this was a BB board.WTF has this got to do with GOLF.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 06:45:29 PM
4 divorces with women who couldn't get away fast enough was a nice warmup to get it right for number 5 in '08! Coach "gets" OJ's marital difficulties. ;)

Quote from Pumpster 6/22;

"Now that you're divorced for the 4th time you're plenty welcome to stalk me more, "coach" lol"
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 06:45:34 PM
So you and Cham are still together and doing fine?

ask him what she told a longtime getbig female competitor/mod about the posting, the $, etc...
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 22, 2008, 06:46:26 PM
Who's Cham?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 06:48:20 PM
So you and Cham are still together and doing fine?

Yes.......she's sitting across from me reading a book on Feng shui ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 06:48:47 PM
Who's Cham?


His wife. He met her on Getbig or something. She's pretty hot. ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 22, 2008, 06:49:48 PM

His wife. He met her on Getbig or something. She's pretty hot. ;D

The heavily muscled spanish chick?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 06:50:49 PM
Who's Cham?


 ;D

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/lorisexy.jpg)
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Master on June 22, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
The heavily muscled spanish chick?


She's from Guam or something. His old wife, that used to post as "Baseballmom" was not to happy about her ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Bast000 on June 22, 2008, 06:53:10 PM

 ;D

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/lorisexy.jpg)

She should lay off the testosterone.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 22, 2008, 06:54:18 PM
with a name like joloco he must be a guy
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Cap on June 22, 2008, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from Pumpster 6/22;

"Now that you're divorced for the 4th time you're plenty welcome to stalk me more, "coach" lol"
People are jealous you actually talk to/date/screw/marry women Joe.  Apparently they can't.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: elite_lifter on June 22, 2008, 08:11:31 PM
Brutal attempt at stalking.
You are hated.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: elite_lifter on June 22, 2008, 08:14:29 PM
People are jealous you actually talk to/date/screw/marry women Joe.  Apparently they can't.
I see it now, you are trying to get in on a threesome with loco and his gay lover. Sick!!
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Cap on June 22, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
I see it now, you are trying to get in on a threesome with loco and his gay lover. Sick!!
Haha, log back into your normal account.  Your PM said you wouldn't respond to my posts but I guess that only goes for your main account huh?  Go come up with another "top 10 reasons I hate Coach" list, loser.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: elite_lifter on June 22, 2008, 08:19:08 PM
Haha, log back into your normal account.  Your PM said you wouldn't respond to my posts but I guess that only goes for your main account huh?  Go come up with another "top 10 reasons I hate Coach" list, loser.
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Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Cap on June 22, 2008, 08:22:05 PM
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I can just see you shaking with anger as you type...and thanks for proving my theory. Lol
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 09:27:42 PM
I see it now, you are trying to get in on a threesome with loco and his gay lover. Sick!!

Hahahahaa....my buddy ENTHANATOR is back. Kicked off of Getbig, Kicked off of MD and back for more ownings....hahahahahaha keep em coming sister!
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Jeffro on June 22, 2008, 09:43:02 PM
Elite, its ok man.  Its just the internet.  Coach and Cap are deep inside your head.
Time to scrap this gimmick and try again.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2008, 09:43:17 PM
Hahahahaa....my buddy ENTHANATOR is back. Kicked off of Getbig, Kicked off of MD and back for more ownings....hahahahahaha keep em coming sister!
What kind of shape is your wife in now? Does she stay conditioned throughout the year or was that for a contest only?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: haider on June 22, 2008, 09:47:08 PM
What kind of shape is your wife in now? Does she stay conditioned throughout the year or was that for a contest only?
his wife probably has bigger biceps/shouders/legs than me...and ofcourse chest ;D

 pretty much dwarfs me  :-[
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: TechnoViking on June 22, 2008, 09:52:56 PM
Who's Cham?

I think Nassar dated her a while back...
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 09:54:43 PM
What kind of shape is your wife in now? Does she stay conditioned throughout the year or was that for a contest only?

No, she doesn't compete anymore and although she turned down her pro card after she won the World Championships and retired. She was president of the IFBB in the So. Pacific and Guam and resigned about 3 years ago. Like me (now) has no aspirations to compete. She's still in awesome shape running all of and participating in our boot camps 3-4 days per week.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 09:56:54 PM
I think Nassar dated her a while back...

No, never. He did hit on her but in her own nice way told him to f-off.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 22, 2008, 09:57:57 PM
I think Nassar dated her a while back...


Is Nasser still dating her now?  ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 09:59:54 PM

Is Nasser still dating her now?  ;D

No, but might want to ask Milos why he tried to hit on a 16 year old girl when he was on Guam a while back :-X
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2008, 10:01:55 PM
No, but might want to ask Milos why he tried to hit on a 16 year old girl when he was on Guam a while back :-X
Heh....how do rumors get started, started by the jealous people.......
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 22, 2008, 10:02:05 PM
No


So who is your wife sleeping with?   Given your history, we can safely assume it's not you.   ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 10:03:49 PM
Heh....how do rumors get started, started by the jealous people.......

No rumor, people are pissed.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 10:04:37 PM

So who is your wife sleeping with?   Given your history, we can safely assume it's not you.   ;D

 >:(
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 22, 2008, 10:05:30 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Max_Rep on June 22, 2008, 11:38:18 PM
Yes.......she's sitting across from me reading a book on Feng shui ;D

Feng shui? isn’t that a democratic, anti-Christian discipline?  ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 23, 2008, 09:11:35 AM
Feng shui? isn’t that a democratic, anti-Christian discipline?  ;D

LOL....dunno, but I think it has something to do with chi. Oh well, she's the decorator, I just write the checks :-\
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 23, 2008, 09:24:09 AM
LOL....dunno, but I think it has something to do with chi. Oh well, she's the decorator, I just write the checks :-\
LOL. That's some good communication yah got going on there, Coach!    :-\

Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: YoungBlood on June 23, 2008, 04:54:38 PM
No, but might want to ask Milos why he tried to hit on a 16 year old girl when he was on Guam a while back :-X

Did he know she was 16 at the time?
My Joe, you have a way of making things twist (no matter the subject, person or situation) to suit your likes and dislikes.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: chaos on June 23, 2008, 04:57:20 PM
No rumor, people are pissed.
::)

Where is your proof? Does God know you are a liar?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 23, 2008, 04:57:24 PM
Was/Is she jealous of your pink shirted compadre, Coach?
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: YoungBlood on June 23, 2008, 05:01:44 PM

So who is your wife sleeping with?   Given your history, we can safely assume it's not you.   ;D


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 23, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
You should stop before you even get started.

I'm lucky, I married a Hungarian.

American women are beautiful, but psycho...

All of them....

Biggest golddigger's next to the Romanian girls... also where most of the stripper supply comes from.
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: pumpher on June 23, 2008, 05:57:36 PM
Biggest golddigger's next to the Romanian girls... also where most of the stripper supply comes from.


Did chainsaw marry a stripper? Good job
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 23, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
Was/Is she jealous of your pink shirted compadre, Coach?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/beatingadeadhorse.jpg)
Title: Re: At what point should a guy just stop getting married?
Post by: The Coach on June 23, 2008, 06:10:05 PM
::)

Where is your proof? Does God know you are a liar?

1. My wife was there.

2. Yes, God knows everything.