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Title: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 12:38:53 PM
God I know I will get flamed and called bullshit for but this actually happened.

Alright you kids ready for the story?
i come home from work (I life in Dublin city center big building complex) and there are 6 guys standing in front of the main door to the building, I'm still a little away so i see them getting into the building minutes later I open the door myself and see them trying to gain access to the stairs and lift for both you need a special key.
So at this point I get a bit suspicious and go to the lift watching them discussing how to get to the 4 floor.
At this point I ask them: Hi can I help lads, and one of them smiling real friendly guy says: heheh I can see you looks suspicious, but it's all right we are garda (irish Police) and at this point they all show me badges and one of them shows me under his shirt that he wears a vest with Garda or Police written on.
So of course as the law abiting citizen I am I ask if they need access to the lift and if I can help them, they say thanks and 3 of them go with me to the lift, driving up I have a small chat with them and say: So looks like you guys are searching a flat? And one of them says yeah :)
me: I think I have a suspicion who it is
cop: Really?!? ... Who?
me: eh there is this guy, real scumbag looking type i think he is dealing people coming in and out.
cop: like a bulky bodybuilder type short hair?
me: hmm kinda, I don't think he looked to big to me
me: you guys need the key to the building you can leave in my letterbox noXX
cop: nah we be ok, thanks a lot.

So at this point I call my wife and tell her the story, and getting ready to go the gym, wear my sweatshirt grab my ipod keys and off I go.
As soon as I go down (of course I was hoping i would see some action) I see this guy sitting there giving me quite the look... I shrugged it off and went on my way.

half way through to my walk to the gym... Cop car stops.... 3 cops get out.... "gently" (lol) push me onto the wall show me their credentials ...
Cop: Hi
me: eh ... yeah hi
cop: Can I ask you were you're going?
me: Workout gym
cop: ah... can I ask your name?
me: Nico
cop: Good evening Nico can I ask you were you are from?
me: Germany
cop: What's the number to your apartment?
me: XX
cop: Got any identifications with you?
me: Nope sorry
cop: hmm
cop: alright sorry we were looking for somebody who looks like a bodybuilder  :-X and has short hair :D

At this point I nearly felt honored that they thought of me big enough to qualify as a BB, I've never lied about my stats or lifts, I don't think I'm very big.


My guess is somebody was dealing (maybe steroids) at my place, I really wonder who it was :)

now flame away :D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: 240 is Back on June 27, 2008, 12:40:01 PM
Alibi Drugs.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 12:42:06 PM
you fucking assholes never read that story that fast :( I'm disappointed in both of you, Rob and Marcel both of you very disappointed.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:44:05 PM
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 12:44:38 PM
Great story Stork ;D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: 240 is Back on June 27, 2008, 12:44:59 PM
you fucking assholes never read that story that fast :( I'm disappointed in both of you, Rob and Marcel both of you very disappointed.


stark, i type 110 wpm and i have no clue what i read, but i took a speedreading course back in the day and I am very quick.  I read the story.  The man is trying to hold you down, but you appreciated being called a bodybuilder.  I feel you.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Meso_z on June 27, 2008, 12:45:58 PM
God I know I will get flamed and called bullshit for but this actually happened.

Alright you kids ready for the story?
i come home from work (I life in Dublin city center big building complex) and there are 6 guys standing in front of the main door to the building, I'm still a little away so i see them getting into the building minutes later I open the door myself and see them trying to gain access to the stairs and lift for both you need a special key.
So at this point I get a bit suspicious and go to the lift watching them discussing how to get to the 4 floor.
At this point I ask them: Hi can I help lads, and one of them smiling real friendly guy says: heheh I can see you looks suspicious, but it's all right we are garda (irish Police) and at this point they all show me badges and one of them shows me under his shirt that he wears a vest with Garda or Police written on.
So of course as the law abiting citizen I am I ask if they need access to the lift and if I can help them, they say thanks and 3 of them go with me to the lift, driving up I have a small chat with them and say: So looks like you guys are searching a flat? And one of them says yeah :)
me: I think I have a suspicion who it is
cop: Really?!? ... Who?
me: eh there is this guy, real scumbag looking type i think he is dealing people coming in and out.
cop: like a bulky bodybuilder type short hair?
me: hmm kinda, I don't think he looked to big to me
me: you guys need the key to the building you can leave in my letterbox noXX
cop: nah we be ok, thanks a lot.

So at this point I call my wife and tell her the story, and getting ready to go the gym, wear my sweatshirt grab my ipod keys and off I go.
As soon as I go down (of course I was hoping i would see some action) I see this guy sitting there giving me quite the look... I shrugged it off and went on my way.

half way through to my walk to the gym... Cop car stops.... 3 cops get out.... "gently" (lol) push me onto the wall show me their credentials ...
Cop: Hi
me: eh ... yeah hi
cop: Can I ask you were you're going?
me: Workout gym
cop: ah... can I ask your name?
me: Nico
cop: Good evening Nico can I ask you were you are from?
me: Germany
cop: What's the number to your apartment?
me: XX
cop: Got any identifications with you?
me: Nope sorry
cop: hmm
cop: alright sorry we were looking for somebody who looks like a bodybuilder  :-X and has short hair :D

At this point I nearly felt honored that they thought of me big enough to qualify as a BB, I've never lied about my stats or lifts, I don't think I'm very big.


My guess is somebody was dealing (maybe steroids) at my place, I really wonder who it was :)

now flame away :D


ok.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 12:45:59 PM
this is what im doing now stark.

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6691/31885468gk8.jpg) sorry for my behaviour.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
haha you will be able to live on that fantasy for 7months.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:47:45 PM
this is what im doing now stark.

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6691/31885468gk8.jpg) sorry for my behaviour.


haha prefer pills
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 12:48:33 PM


dont drink too much if you cannot take it, it might be better if you smoke mariuhana.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:49:55 PM
mentirosa
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on June 27, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
I think the most important comment or question (that nobody has made yet) is that if this is true...Why are you a fucking snitch???
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: rk272727 on June 27, 2008, 12:50:52 PM
the cops found the transvasdite they were looking for its name is stark
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 12:51:37 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/byghoss/BestAssIveEverseen.jpg)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:52:53 PM
haha looks like upper body and lower body are from different people
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Cameltoe.JPG/800px-Cameltoe.JPG)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 12:56:25 PM
stick a knife in her pussy
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Zaphod on June 27, 2008, 12:58:27 PM
this thread has possibilities
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 12:59:32 PM
I think the most important comment or question (that nobody has made yet) is that if this is true...Why are you a fucking snitch???

god you are so fucking stupid hahahah you didn't get it at all :D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 01:02:49 PM
I think the most important comment or question (that nobody has made yet) is that if this is true...Why are you a fucking snitch???


Snitching makes sense for most people. As long as you don't have a personal relationship with the people doing illegal shit, snitching (without compromising yourself) makes your neighborhood safer because it helps the cops take care of some crime. Thus, snitching = clever.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 01:04:14 PM

Snitching makes sense for most people. As long as you don't have a personal relationship with the people doing illegal shit, snitching (without compromising yourself) makes your neighborhood safer because it helps the cops take care of some crime. Thus, snitching = clever.

if I would know some scumbag dealing with drugs in my building I gladly would have told them
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 01:05:09 PM
if I would know some scumbag dealing with drugs in my building I gladly would have told them

Good.

These people claiming all snitching = dumb = stupid people that has not thought through the real results of the norms they subscribe to.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: rk272727 on June 27, 2008, 01:05:16 PM
if I would know some scumbag dealing with drugs in my building I gladly would have told them
thats a cock sucker for you
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 01:05:22 PM

Snitching makes sense for most people. As long as you don't have a personal relationship with the people doing illegal shit, snitching (without compromising yourself) makes your neighborhood safer because it helps the cops take care of some crime. Thus, snitching = clever.

buuuuhh fucking huuuuu. you sound like a 12 year old.

dindadadadadad  dodododdodoo rreeeeee rrrrrrreeeee

mentirosa
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mars on June 27, 2008, 01:06:17 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/sfboi/cameltoe.jpg)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 01:08:35 PM
buuuuhh fucking huuuuu. you sound like a 12 year old.

dindadadadadad  dodododdodoo rreeeeee rrrrrrreeeee

mentirosa

Tell Debussey 2 rational reasons for NOT snitching anonymously on criminals you have no personal connection to, criminals infecting your community or neighborhood with crime.

 :)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 27, 2008, 01:08:51 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/sfboi/cameltoe.jpg)

your sister, venus,  is looking good mars
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 01:41:55 PM
I'm amazed you guys don't give me more shit :D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 01:44:35 PM
I'm amazed you guys don't give me more shit :D


You are already named Stork. People want to be nice to you to ease your pain. :)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 27, 2008, 01:45:46 PM

You are already named Stork. People want to be nice to you to ease your pain. :)

I'm not talking to you anymore, you're not to be trusted got to be more careful who I put into my circle of friends.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: The Master on June 27, 2008, 01:47:59 PM
I'm not talking to you anymore, you're not to be trusted got to be more careful who I put into my circle of friends.

Ok Stork ;D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on June 27, 2008, 02:09:47 PM
god you are so fucking stupid hahahah you didn't get it at all :D

Yeah...I get it you are a little girl who instead of taking care of the problem yourself (in the way of a baseball bat) you snitched to the cops...A Rat and a Bitch...
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: IronForever on June 27, 2008, 02:22:31 PM
alright sorry we were looking for somebody who looks like a bodybuilder.....lmao. That's messed up if you dedicated your life to bodybuilding.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108/ocslothcrew/worlds-smallest-bodybuilder-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: IronForever on June 27, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
As long as you think your a bodybuilder, that's all that matters.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i108/scarletbegonias827/Tiny.jpg)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Bast000 on June 27, 2008, 02:31:06 PM

haha prefer pills

what kind?
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on June 27, 2008, 02:32:51 PM
utter crap thread...shocker...its a stark thread
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: MAXX on June 27, 2008, 03:00:56 PM
thread saver



Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: rk272727 on June 27, 2008, 04:17:27 PM
I'm not talking to you anymore, you're not to be trusted got to be more careful who I put into my circle of friends.
  your fucking cirlce jerk friends you always ask to be in the middle
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: 20inch calves on June 27, 2008, 04:20:21 PM
well i highly doubt they were looking for a bber dealing steriods. uniformed cops usually won't go up to someone asking them questions for a drug case. if they have a search warrant they will stake the place out if the suspect isn't home.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 27, 2008, 04:36:59 PM
If the police were looking for someone that had a body like Frosty the Snow Man they might come for me.  ;D
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Bluto on June 27, 2008, 04:46:06 PM
Quote
cop: alright sorry we were looking for somebody who looks like a STORK

 :)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: reppin203 on June 27, 2008, 05:09:49 PM
Fvck snitching because "it's the right thing to do".  ::)  Now, getting some scumbag that leaves himself wide open "out of the picture", anonymously and without compromising yourself legally.....now thats priceless ;)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Figo on June 28, 2008, 05:06:01 AM
The other day the cops were looking for a Brad Pitt look-alike with the body of a greek god. I managed to evade them, think I was having a bad hair-day. 

Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: gmflex on June 28, 2008, 09:31:40 AM
thread saver
































very nice......
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 28, 2008, 09:36:20 AM
Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks:

We just came back from a shopping trip from town and there were 2 civil cop cars infront of the house and people (cops I assume) loading bags and plastic boxes into a van.
Looks like they found what they were looking for.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on June 28, 2008, 09:40:48 AM
Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks: Update folks:

We just came back from a shopping trip from town and there were 2 civil cop cars infront of the house and people (cops I assume) loading bags and plastic boxes into a van.
Looks like they found what they were looking for.
no one cares
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 28, 2008, 09:42:13 AM
no one cares

sure they do, you don't care but that's alright you were a tiny little dot on my radar and now you are gone ;)
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Mussolini on June 28, 2008, 09:43:43 AM
So your a fukcing rat eh?? Not surprised at all.
Title: Re: Cops looking for bodybuilder stopping me on street
Post by: Stark on June 28, 2008, 09:44:16 AM
So your a fukcing rat eh?? Not surprised at all.

Sieg Heil Mussolini, how's it going?