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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Jean Francois on June 29, 2008, 04:45:43 AM
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hahaha yes it's true, there are many things that Jean Francois has lifted above the head
let me tell you these things:
a boat
a fiat
a carton of water bottles
to me this is just another day of lifting things above the head. Yesterday Jean Francois did 6 sets of lifting things above the head, utilizing weider principle 9 *negatives*
It was while Jean Francois was holding 17 phone books above the head that Pauline the personal trainer with a cert iv in boxing instruction noticed the packet of Du Maurier king size tucked into the pant.
Jean Francois has learned the ancient art of cumming with one testicle at a time, I could cum now from my left testicle and then cum from my right in a week if I so please, however
I please to cum now from both testes inside Pauline's shit shoot
Jean Francois throws the phonebooks against the mirror and removes the custom 'I am Jean Francois' lifting belt, releasing the stomach of desire from its clutches.
Pauline suffers a dizzy spell
Jean Francois lets her fall
Pauline awakens, her ass filled with two testicles worth of Jean juice and a cigarette behind her ear.
I am
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you did a nice job, welcome back to the board Jean.
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Too long has this legend and his lessons on the proper treatment of women been missing from our lives.
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hahaha yes my friends!
let me tell you these things Mars and the Dr.
As Jean Francois sits here very seriously, Jean Francois puts together a blog of his wonderful stories which you can find here:
http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/ (http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/)
Unfortunately, some of the great triumphs that Jean Francois has shared with the millions of fans are no longer available on getbig so the blog was required
I am also updating the blog when time is available with some of the classic moments in what is the remarkable life of the worlds greatest lover.
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Wonderful!!
A blog is perfect for many to learn of these are things.
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wtf
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wtf
Perhaps Jean Francios Papillon is before your time at GetBig.
This great man educated us all.
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Perhaps Jean Francios Papillon is before your time at GetBig.
This great man educated us all.
Damn straight
I just checked out the blog
"I had some beer and she turned to me and like a labrador on peanut butter took all of the cock"
hilarious!
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Where the hell have you been Jean?
Quick question...
Out of all the many pussies you have traveled which are the most desirable? Is it the French, Spanish, Mexican or Italian Twats? You can't forget about the Portuguese kegel muscles either.
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The tits were what I would call phenominal with dark small nipples. She was physically perfect, with sinewy muscles and an tight virginal looking ass. Was ass to mouth popular in the jungle? I was about to discover the truth!
The search for wisdom and truth continues, by the master himself.
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The search for wisdom and truth continues, by the master himself.
True.
I recall one particular story where he displayed a level of compassion we can all learn from: Once, he allowed a girl to go 7 or so miles for water knowing that being properly cleansed would increase her enjoyment.
Humanitarian organisations can learn much from this man. :)
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Jean Francois is both a legend and gentleman whose thunderous cock is the envy of all.
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True.
I recall one particular story where he displayed a level of compassion we can all learn from: Once, he allowed a girl to go 7 or so miles for water knowing that being properly cleansed would increase her enjoyment.
Humanitarian organisations can learn much from this man. :)
You are correct doc and if I recall correctly it took the help of many villagers, numerous gallons of water and a syringe to properly inject the water around her naughty bits to thoroughly cleanse them for the mighty release of JF.
He is your friend.
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the legend has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This dude KILLS.
Welcome back.
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You are correct doc and if I recall correctly it took the help of many villagers, numerous gallons of water and a syringe to properly inject the water around her naughty bits to thoroughly cleanse them for the mighty release of JF.
He is your friend.
I started ending office faxes and some reports with "I am", LOL! It confused the shit out of many. :)
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Amazing guy right here.
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YES!!!!!!
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welcome back jean, a legend has returned...
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Finally Jean Francois.
What Getbig has been waiting for, for years....
Your blog.
I also wish Dave Czech could start a blog with all his "gems" over the years.
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Damn straight
I just checked out the blog
"I had some beer and she turned to me and like a labrador on peanut butter took all of the cock"
hilarious!
JFP is someone of whose cock I must reek.
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Its a real pleasure to have Jean the Machine regale us with his tales of tail from across the globe!
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Where the hell have you been Jean?
Quick question...
Out of all the many pussies you have traveled which are the most desirable? Is it the French, Spanish, Mexican or Italian Twats? You can't forget about the Portuguese kegel muscles either.
Yes my friend, an amazing question which of course makes me very very wonder.
You see, Jean Francois does not see color or race or the face, because Jean likes to hit it from the back.
Also, as I am drunk most of my waking hours it is difficult to recall where I am at the best of time and that's all about it.
However, it is for this that I will try and imagine.
The pussy is my second favorite hole
after of course the ass. At times Jean Francois must lay his penchant aside and perhaps pretend that the pussy is the ass when access is denied.
He does this as such
Firstly you must imagine that the pussy is a beautiful ass. This is done by of course by the 'doggy style' position. The beautiful girl then must use two fingers to squeeze the cock to make the pussy tight.
Jean Francois says:
NEVER LOOK AT THE PUSSY!
Now that I have said these things
I am
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He is.
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He is.
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You aren't.
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Is this a DW gimmick?
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You are too.
Creepy. I bet you're pasty white, unshaven, and wearing a torn up, dirty wife beater.
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Please continue with your fantasy.... don't stop there..
How big is my penis?
Is my asshole juicy and inviting?
Tell me, do you sometimes get your wife to dress up as Alex23? I mean she is twice the size of him, but you can use your imagination..
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Jean Francois shows up at last.
So today is a good day to die.
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Is this a DW gimmick?
It's funny you mention that, however Jean Francois has been on getbig about 3 times longer than DW and it's been obvious to me for quite sometime that DW has mimicked JF's style.
DW dosnt have an original bone in his body, come to think of it, that dipshit Special Ed and his sidekick are blatant plagiarists of other peoples material also.
You're welcome
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You are correct doc and if I recall correctly it took the help of many villagers, numerous gallons of water and a syringe to properly inject the water around her naughty bits to thoroughly cleanse them for the mighty release of JF.
He is your friend.
hahaha yes I remember this time very well!
Remember with me now as we speak of such things
Bonjour my friends. I have been away on a very dangerous adventure but I now return to you with stories of passion.
For me to tell you this story, it is for this my friends, it is for this. As you may know, Jean Francois has a penchant for native girls. To me, I find nothing more beautiful that a naked teen with 90lbs of fruit and water balanced a top of her head trudging up a muddy slope. I find this time very appropriate to feel the breast and ass.
One time while filming on location in a small town outside of Rio. I ordered room service to my flimsy see thru tent. I was becoming changed when my 125lbs of water arrived. I said to the girl "you may rest" Of course I was completely naked and the cock was jutting from my waiste like a water skiers tired arm. (a little to the left) She was a 19 year old naked native with a bone through her nose. On this night Jean Francois will add another bone to that pretty face.
In the candle light I could make out a name tag hanging form a viney necklace. It read Jenny. "Hello Jenny, I am Jean Francois". She was perfectly shaved and tanned and her tiny ass was like two drops of mercury meeting for the first time. Her waiste would of been no more than 22 inches even at her height of 5'8". The tits were what I would call phenominal with dark small nipples. She was physically perfect, with sinewy muscles and an tight virginal looking ass. Was ass to mouth popular in the jungle? I was about to discover the truth!
It was time for her to discover what the 125lbs of water was for.
I went to my suitcase and took out
the 'big' syringe.
She was now ready.
To be continued.........
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Guys like you Jean fransoa and squad and dorky kong....why not join a writing forum ?
you are all creative and yu have nothing in common with bodybuilding.
I say
why not ?
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The man, the legend that is Jean Francois returns.. Your stories have been missed around here my friend
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:D :D :D
i AM AFRAID TO THINK WHAT KIND OF MIDDLEAGED GUY WITH A FAMILY jEAN CAN BE :-X
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:D :D :D
i AM AFRAID TO THINK WHAT KIND OF MIDDLEAGED GUY WITH A FAMILY jEAN CAN BE :-X
Your clueless as usual
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Your clueless as usual
I understand that the subtle gay tones are picked up only by conoseurs such as yourself. ::)
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Guys like you Jean fransoa and squad and dorky kong....why not join a writing forum ?
you are all creative and yu have nothing in common with bodybuilding.
I say
why not ?
Jean's adventures give a break from all the discussions you gays have about oiled up men and who is natural or not.
Straight to the ass is natural, man.
Straight to the ass.
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Guys like you Jean fransoa and squad and dorky kong....why not join a writing forum ?
http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/
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amazing story and thanks for your contribution to www.gymstories.com ;)
I would feel honored to have your lordships submission once again :)
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So that nobody misses it.
http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/
Also, i sincerely hope Dave Czech will follow suite.
We need a Dave Czech-blog as well, filled with his "gems" over the years.
The world demands it.
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Today I return to you my friends, with the conclusion to the story of 'bone woman'.
As I left the other day I took out, the big syringe. It was time for 'cleaning'. I must tell you, as beautiful as this girl was, it took all 125lbs of the precious creek water to get her adequately clean. The ass was caked closed, all but a toothpick could fit through the tiny exit chute. Like a Mexican plasterers rusty spatula, the stick I enlisted was deemed useless by completion.
It is now that I tell her she is ready. She tells me "Tukken tuk en tuk nukken". To my suprise she opens her smokey thighs. It is for this I reply "I will tuck my trunk in your nukken". She giggled and reaced for the cock.
Her tiny vagina was waiting for me, on closer inspection it smelt of her ass. All of the waste I had cleared from the backdoor was now settled a top her muddy mound. I refused and instructed 'Jenny' to bring me another 100lbs of water. The towns creek was no more than 5 miles away.
I felt guilty using 4 days of the towns water to prepare the ass for my pleasure, but I tell you my friends, I was leaving in the morning!
She retuned to the tent exhausted and weak, however I had been sleeping for the 7 hours she had been gone and clearly had enough energy for the two of us.
It was time to test my theory. I began in the ass and was everything Jean Francois had imagined. After several minutes she was still dry, this was my que and thats all about it. I removed the cock and it is for this I held it before her face. She new the drill, ass to mouth, step one was complete. I don't know if it was the instincts or the single corn kernal but she sucked on the cock for almost 10 minutes. This was enough preparation to go back to the ass. Now, like a ski jump she perched her tiny ass skyward. I re-entered her atmosphere. The vagina still untouched, it's tears of wanten neglect were all the way to her knee.
Of course I went back to mouth again. And left the pussy yearning.
After her wonderful experience we slept with her ass as far from my face as possible. 19 years of bad hygiene cannot be instantly solved with 225lb's of creek water my friends.
The next morning the helicopter arrived to collect Jean Francois and return me to beautiful Monaco. As we lifted off I looked down and saw tiny Jenny running naked after the chopper. I waved and looked back at the tent and saw the village chief coming out holding the big syrnge shaking his fist at Jean Francois! I laughed and got comfortable as the chopper turned into the sunrise.
It was lucky we were there when we were, I heard that the tiny town just outside of Rio was engulfed by a mudslide, due to a lack of water holding the creek banks. Everyone was buried alive. But Jean Francois sleeps at night knowing that a little naked native named 'Jenny' had ultimate pleasure before her demise and it is for this that I am very wonder about my next adventure!
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I understand that the subtle gay tones are picked up only by conoseurs such as yourself. ::)
You speak on gay subjects like a man of great authority
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Today I return to you my friends, with the conclusion to the story of 'bone woman'.
As I left the other day I took out, the big syringe. It was time for 'cleaning'. I must tell you, as beautiful as this girl was, it took all 125lbs of the precious creek water to get her adequately clean. The ass was caked closed, all but a toothpick could fit through the tiny exit chute. Like a Mexican plasterers rusty spatula, the stick I enlisted was deemed useless by completion.
It is now that I tell her she is ready. She tells me "Tukken tuk en tuk nukken". To my suprise she opens her smokey thighs. It is for this I reply "I will tuck my trunk in your nukken". She giggled and reaced for the cock.
Her tiny vagina was waiting for me, on closer inspection it smelt of her ass. All of the waste I had cleared from the backdoor was now settled a top her muddy mound. I refused and instructed 'Jenny' to bring me another 100lbs of water. The towns creek was no more than 5 miles away.
I felt guilty using 4 days of the towns water to prepare the ass for my pleasure, but I tell you my friends, I was leaving in the morning!
She retuned to the tent exhausted and weak, however I had been sleeping for the 7 hours she had been gone and clearly had enough energy for the two of us.
It was time to test my theory. I began in the ass and was everything Jean Francois had imagined. After several minutes she was still dry, this was my que and thats all about it. I removed the cock and it is for this I held it before her face. She new the drill, ass to mouth, step one was complete. I don't know if it was the instincts or the single corn kernal but she sucked on the cock for almost 10 minutes. This was enough preparation to go back to the ass. Now, like a ski jump she perched her tiny ass skyward. I re-entered her atmosphere. The vagina still untouched, it's tears of wanten neglect were all the way to her knee.
Of course I went back to mouth again. And left the pussy yearning.
After her wonderful experience we slept with her ass as far from my face as possible. 19 years of bad hygiene cannot be instantly solved with 225lb's of creek water my friends.
The next morning the helicopter arrived to collect Jean Francois and return me to beautiful Monaco. As we lifted off I looked down and saw tiny Jenny running naked after the chopper. I waved and looked back at the tent and saw the village chief coming out holding the big syrnge shaking his fist at Jean Francois! I laughed and got comfortable as the chopper turned into the sunrise.
It was lucky we were there when we were, I heard that the tiny town just outside of Rio was engulfed by a mudslide, due to a lack of water holding the creek banks. Everyone was buried alive. But Jean Francois sleeps at night knowing that a little naked native named 'Jenny' had ultimate pleasure before her demise and it is for this that I am very wonder about my next adventure!
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Hahahaha, génial.
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That is a beautiful story, Jean Francois Papillon.
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Masterpiece Jean Francois!
When is the book coming?
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Masterpiece Jean Francois!
When is the book coming?
hahahaha an excellent question my friend Kwon and it for this that Jean Francois has been updating his page, of course without lube, so you can be assured it's dry.
here me now as I say to you these things:
http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com
and that's all about it!
I am
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hahahaha an excellent question my friend Kwon and it for this that Jean Francois has been updating his page, of course without lube, so you can be assured it's dry.
here me now as I say to you these things:
www.iamjeanfrancois.com
and that's all about it!
I am
Comment ça va, mon pote?
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Like a Mexican plasterers rusty spatula, the stick I enlisted was deemed useless by completion.
That is as poetic a thing as I have ever heard.
Jean is latter day Ernist Hemingway.
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Translated by Jean Francois
Comment est ce qui mon ami?
Je moi
(How is what my friend?
I am)
I admire your work...
But your French could use some work :)
It was actually more like "how are you, my friend?" :)
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hahahaha ca va bien merci!
Jean Francois is learned in over 47 languages my friend, however I was taught francais by a beautiful Haitian princess/veterinary nurse by the name of Chloe Anne. That is of course a story for another day though!
But, first I am very wonder.
I am
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Good stuff :D
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buuuuuuuuuummp
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Well-deserved bump for one of the best Getbiggers ever!
Jean Francois Papillon!
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Shit, I thought the legendary Jean Francois had made a triumphant return. :(
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Well-deserved bump for one of the best Getbiggers ever!
Jean Francois Papillon!
you are quite the legend yourself here Kwon
thinking I may have to clean this place up a little----seems like the tits and bottom boys have had their run for too long
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbap17DRHK1ri9ozwo1_500.jpg)
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Shit, I thought the legendary Jean Francois had made a triumphant return. :(
a little birdie flew to my window today and whispered rumors of a return
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a little birdie flew to my window today and whispered rumors of a return
Ha ha! Yes, He must have had many adventures since he's last graced us with his presence.
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hahaha yes it's true, there are many things that Jean Francois has lifted above the head
let me tell you these things:
a boat
a fiat
a carton of water bottles
to me this is just another day of lifting things above the head. Yesterday Jean Francois did 6 sets of lifting things above the head, utilizing weider principle 9 *negatives*
It was while Jean Francois was holding 17 phone books above the head that Pauline the personal trainer with a cert iv in boxing instruction noticed the packet of Du Maurier king size tucked into the pant.
Jean Francois has learned the ancient art of cumming with one testicle at a time, I could cum now from my left testicle and then cum from my right in a week if I so please, however
I please to cum now from both testes inside Pauline's shit shoot
Jean Francois throws the phonebooks against the mirror and removes the custom 'I am Jean Francois' lifting belt, releasing the stomach of desire from its clutches.
Pauline suffers a dizzy spell
Jean Francois lets her fall
Pauline awakens, her ass filled with two testicles worth of Jean juice and a cigarette behind her ear.
I am
King Jean!
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King Jean!
What in the fuck did I just read Kwon? This guy is fucked haha.
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What in the fuck did I just read Kwon? This guy is fucked haha.
He was one of my favorite french posters back in the day
CHECK HIS BLOG :D
http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/
"Firstly you need to let the girl know that she has been chosen. I suggest getting her cell number is the first step. Having her cell number begins a many different ways you can inform the girl that she is on the mind therefore, with any luck, she can then be on the cock also."