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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Moosejay on June 30, 2008, 09:17:36 PM
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....a woman.
I never have.
However...
Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.
We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).
I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...
Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"
" I was not talking to you..."
"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.
"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."
I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.
I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.
This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.
Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this
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Oh brother. ::)
Getbig therapy 101 is now in session...........
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Oh brother. ::)
Getbig therapy 101 is now in session...........
I like you better over at the 'positive' board.
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Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!
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Thanks for sharing your dream with us
Now, decrease your pain medication dose
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....a woman.
I never have.
However...
Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.
We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).
I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...
Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"
" I was not talking to you..."
"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.
"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."
I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.
I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.
This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.
Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this
You have to back up the beef if you are going to yell at your old lady in public. Honestly, that fat dude kinda punked you. If he came at you, you shoulda dropped him....just sayin.
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I like you better over at the 'positive' board.
;D LOL.
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Thanks for sharing your dream with us
Now, decrease your pain medication dose
Actually, my dose will be upped in two days ;D
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he's right
bros before hoes
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You have to back up the beef if you are going to yell at your old lady in public. Honestly, that fat dude kinda punked you. If he came at you, you shoulda dropped him....just sayin.
I thought of that, but I have too much to lose to get sued, which is what happens these days. Out of character for me...I rarely raise my voice.
I would have hit him hard with my cane, however....right in the tibialis anterior...2nd in pain only to the nutsack
And no...when I calmly mentioned his fatness, all was lost on his end
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Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!
Man that looks like fun...... I would be too fucking scared to jump I think from that far up ::)
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he's right
bros before hoes
The old mainstay:
"Never be delegated by the powers of the puss.."
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Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!
red X
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How big was the dude? Could you have taken him?
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How big was the dude? Could you have taken him?
I must admit, I have never had a fight in my life.
And I was a doorman for 7 years in college.
But I was expert in talking people out of dicey situations.
Him....he was, truly, a fat bag of s---.
I actually felt bad for him on the drive home. He was about 5'7", 250-275 pounds...none of it quality tissue.
Looked like he may have just gone through a breakup or divorce and the two ladies he was with were consoling him or something
In my present state of poor health, it would be no-contest for nearly anyone to kick my butt, currently
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Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!
I guess we all know this one is a Gimmick...JJ or SF?
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....a woman.
I never have.
However...
Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.
We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).
I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...
Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"
" I was not talking to you..."
"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.
"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."
I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.
I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.
This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.
Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this
What a stupid fuck, that jackass was.... ::)
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What a stupid fuck, that jackass was.... ::)
Yes. That is how people get shot to death. These days, you must watch how you behave around others. This guy was not a scholar on so many levels. But, nothing you don't see every day, anywhere
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Yes. That is how people get shot to death. These days, you must watch how you behave around others. This guy was not a scholar on so many levels. But, nothing you don't see every day, anywhere
Yep. That's the scary part.
First off, why would you even be talking to the fat fuck? Hello, you don't know him. Then to "come at you" for a misunderstanding (on his part)....not very bright....
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Yep. That's the scary part.
First off, why would you even be talking to the fat fuck? Hello, you don't know him. Then to "come at you" for a misunderstanding (on his part)....not very bright....
Yeah...believe me. Ironically, I didn't really want to go to that park today. Too many people...I like to have peace and just hang out and read. The gf likes to be out and about....too many variables with all the whackos out there these days.....
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I have a policy of never fighting anyone who calls me "Pal." Now if they call me "Turbo" or 'Sizzlechest"... oh it's game on! >:(
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I have a policy of never fighting anyone who calls me "Pal." Now if they call me "Turbo" or 'Sizzlechest"... oh it's game on! >:(
Yeah..."pal" and "fight"....kinda an oxymoron.....or he is just a moron....
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what did you yell at your gf ?
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what did you yell at your gf ?
did you not read the story?
she was walking too damn slow
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I guess we all know this one is a Gimmick...JJ or SF?
Gayer then thinking I'm a gimmick.
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A fat screaming man I see :-X
Make him more angry and scream even more,
also make him move around and chase you.
Dont touch him, make him have a heartattack.
If he dies is it murder?
Since you are in a cast and being chased I think
you could kill him that way and get away with it 8)
BTW the gimmick is probably JJ
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JJ from goodtimes (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/715/14261JJ.jpg)......I dont think so. Bodybuilding.com sucks in my opinion. That's why I came over here and I love all you guys. Sexually and emotionally.
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JJ from goodtimes......I dont think so. Bodybuilding.com sucks in my opinion. That's why I came over here and I love all you guys. Sexually and emotionally.
ahhahahahaah :-*
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I must admit, I have never had a fight in my life.
youre missing out, man.
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what did you yell at your gf ?
It was so stupid I don't recall
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Gayer then thinking I'm a gimmick.
I don' t 'think' it, fatso
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JJ from goodtimes (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/715/14261JJ.jpg)......I dont think so. Bodybuilding.com sucks in my opinion. That's why I came over here and I love all you guys. Sexually and emotionally.
DY-NO-MITE!!!
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....a woman.
I never have.
However...
Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.
We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).
I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...
Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"
" I was not talking to you..."
"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.
"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."
I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.
I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.
This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.
Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this
recently in my area there was a story that made national news where two newlyweds got drunk in a hotel, the groom kicks his bride in the butt knocking her down, guys come over to calm them down, the groom swings at the guys, the guys swing back and then the bride that got knocked down by her groom attacks the guys trying to protect her ;D
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I don' t 'think' it, fatso
wtf fatso lol ur retarded. I'd hate to be your mother and father. They must of wanted to give you up for adoption many times. I gotta take a crap now that I saw this shit. :-\
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Personally Mike, I think you are a bit of a pussy. You should have dropped the fat fuck, then as he was laying on the sidewalk gasping for air, pissed on the back of his neck. But hey, you did the right thing for a pussy.
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wtf fatso lol
a world of pain awaits you, my friend
a world of pain...
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Personally Mike, I think you are a bit of a pussy. You should have dropped the fat fuck, then as he was laying on the sidewalk gasping for air, pissed on the back of his neck. But hey, you did the right thing for a pussy.
Looks like somebody got a girlfriend. Hey Mike do you fuck this guy up the ass on a regular basis. Forget that I don't wanna know.
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a world of pain awaits you, my friend
a world of pain...
Run for the hills.
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recently in my area there was a story that made national news where two newlyweds got drunk in a hotel, the groom kicks his bride in the butt knocking her down, guys come over to calm them down, the groom swings at the guys, the guys swing back and then the bride that got knocked down by her groom attacks the guys trying to protect her ;D
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I guess:
"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"
Carl Douglass, 1974
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Personally Mike, I think you are a bit of a pussy. You should have dropped the fat fuck, then as he was laying on the sidewalk gasping for air, pissed on the back of his neck. But hey, you did the right thing for a pussy.
I guess I can accept being a bit of a pussy.
If I were a BIG pussy, like others, then that would be to my chagrin
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I guess I can accept being a bit of a pussy.
If I were a BIG pussy, like others, then that would be to my chagrin
Is the word "chagrin" on your word of the day calendar?
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Mind telling us what it was you actually said to her in front of him?
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Mind telling us what it was you actually said to her in front of him?
Like many arguments, the exact verbiage escapes me. But the issue was that she simply cannot cease arguing. If I continued to debate with her, we'd likely still be arguing right now. Unbelievable. I think some people have to have friction in their lives.
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Like many arguments, the exact verbiage escapes me. But the issue was that she simply cannot cease arguing. If I continued to debate with her, we'd likely still be arguing right now. Unbelievable. I think some people have to have friction in their lives.
Why would you want that kind of negative energy in your life?
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Why would you want that kind of negative energy in your life?
As I continually try to relate to her, I DON'T.
But, she is rather immature, and given to past behaviors and expectations.
I may not be much longer for this situation, understandably. So not me.
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Ya know what I think................... ........Weeellllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll,
Yalls mom's are bitches, there big fat bitches,
there the biggest bitches in the whole wide world,
There stupid bitches, if there ever was a bitch,
There bitches to all the boys and girls.
On Monday there bitches
On Tuesday there bitches
On Wednesday through Saturday there bitches
Then on Sunday just to be different,
There super king kong mega mega bitaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever met yalls big fat Moms,
There the biggest bitches in the whole wide world,
There the meanest old bitches, they have stupid hair,
There bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches
Bitches, bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches
There stupid bitches, Yalls Mom's are bitches,
And they'll always be dirty bitches.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met Yalls big fat Moms,
There the biggest bitches in the whole wide world,
There the meanest old bitches, they have stupid hair,
There bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches
Bitches, bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches.
There stupid bitches, Yalls Mom's are bitches,
And there such dirty bitches;
I really mean it,
Yalls Moms! Are big fat, fucking bitches
Big old fat fuckin' bitches, Yalls Mommmmmmmmmmmssssssssss. .....
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa~ yeah suck it
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Lay off the pipe, dude.
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"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."
Would love to hear Squadfather's side of the story...
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Would love to hear Squadfather's side of the story...
Just PM "SweetMuscles" :o
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Like many arguments, the exact verbiage escapes me.
Horseshit. Sounds like you realize your temper got the best of you and what you said was wrong.
How do you expect to handle a difficult woman if you can't even handle yourself?
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Horseshit. Sounds like you realize your temper got the best of you and what you said was wrong.
Correct. But I still don't recall exact words
How do you expect to handle a difficult woman if you can't even handle yourself?
I don't :)
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Would love to hear Squadfather's side of the story...
He's still walking
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Lay off the pipe, dude.
yeah your sucking my dick pipe.
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yeah your sucking my dick pipe.
Dick pipe...LOL...good one! ;D
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yeah your sucking my dick pipe.
Your current gimmick will likely never recapture your past 'glory'.