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Title: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 03:37:35 AM
About Me
I'm a large and sexy woman who knows what she wants and I want a sexy man who will spoil me with gourmet meals cuz I just wanna get bigger and sexier, if you don't like it then oh well. Hit me up if you want to know more but ill most likely hit you up cuz I know you want this. Oh ya and I love a man who will feed me with his fingers, it's so sexy.

First Date
First we would go out to dinner and then he would take me to his house and we would have a couple drinks then he would make me something to eat. After we would watch a movie and while im watching the movie he would go and get me some ice cream and pie. Then he would drive me home and on the way there we would pick up some McDonalds. He would walk me to my door and then give me a kiss.. A Hersheys kiss that is...

Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: gordiano on July 09, 2008, 03:38:33 AM
 :-X

Fuck....taking about loving to eat... :-\
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 03:39:18 AM
:-X

Fuck....taking about loving to eat... :-\

Check the pics I added of the specimen.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: RZA on July 09, 2008, 03:39:46 AM
About Me
I'm a large and sexy woman who knows what she wants and I want a sexy man who will spoil me with gourmet meals cuz I just wanna get bigger and sexier, if you don't like it then oh well. Hit me up if you want to know more but ill most likely hit you up cuz I know you want this. Oh ya and I love a man who will feed me with his fingers, it's so sexy.

First Date
First we would go out to dinner and then he would take me to his house and we would have a couple drinks then he would make me something to eat. After we would watch a movie and while im watching the movie he would go and get me some ice cream and pie. Then he would drive me home and on the way there we would pick up some McDonalds. He would walk me to my door and then give me a kiss.. A Hersheys kiss that is...



Does the local zoo staff know that this creature has escaped?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: gordiano on July 09, 2008, 03:40:02 AM
Check the pics I added of the specimen.

Wow.....words cannot describe.....
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 03:40:56 AM
Oh my good fucking god...She is gorgeous!  :o




Seriously though she is holding a little water...could do with cutting down on the sodium and should start posing in between her sets to bring out striations!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 03:42:13 AM
Oh my good fucking god...She is gorgeous!  :o




Seriously though she is holding a little water...could do with cutting down on the sodium and should start posing in between her sets to bring out striations!

Agreed, she did her carb up too early and spilled over.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: RZA on July 09, 2008, 03:42:57 AM
Is that Trey Brewer?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: io856 on July 09, 2008, 03:43:33 AM
wtf never show those pictures again...
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 09, 2008, 03:43:56 AM
Is that Trey Brewer?

Actually its Lee Priest.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 03:45:09 AM
I think her tats may cause her to place low in some shows.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=223057.0;attach=261447;image)
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 03:45:45 AM
She has had them removed...she is also using BSN products to help her get in condition for the USA's
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: RZA on July 09, 2008, 03:50:38 AM
She's gonna need a good 10kgs of T3 to achieve great conditioning.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 03:51:31 AM
Awesome lower pec development
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 09, 2008, 03:53:13 AM
She has had them removed...she is also using BSN products to help her get in condition for the USA's

Apparently Joe Weider told her to skip the Nats and offered her a wild card for the Olympia.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 04:01:37 AM
I see a synthol injection site on her 2nd chin.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 04:02:13 AM
I see a synthol injection site on her 2nd chin.
That's scar tissue ala Nasser
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 09, 2008, 04:04:45 AM
She It doesn't look happy. Must be carb depleting  :(
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Mazda323 on July 09, 2008, 04:05:10 AM
OMG... No good Lord, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: RZA on July 09, 2008, 04:07:31 AM
Imagine dating that thing! How the fuck are you supposed to introduce it to your friends and parents?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 04:08:35 AM
She It doesn't look happy. Must be carb depleting  :(

She Its just unhappy because Lucas phased out her its role in the new Star Wars with CGI.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=223057.0;attach=261447;image)

(http://freespiritz.net/JabbatheHutt.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 09, 2008, 04:12:09 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaaah!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: spinnis on July 09, 2008, 04:13:05 AM
Her cleavage looks like a fucking asscrack
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: PORKY on July 09, 2008, 04:13:25 AM
Looks like Rakishi dressing up as a drag on non wrestling days. ;D
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 04:14:26 AM
Her cleavage looks like a fucking asscrack
Yes...one that needs a good wipe
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 09, 2008, 04:14:35 AM
She has had them removed...she is also using BSN products to help her get in condition for the USA's
:D
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 04:15:59 AM
She It played the mass game and lost, needs to cut down on the insulin, Im seeing a GH gut there.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 04:16:56 AM
She It played the mass game and lost, needs to cut down on the insulin, Im seeing a GH gut there.
Ok guys enough ripping on Trey...he lost all that weight now...
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 09, 2008, 04:21:07 AM
She It played the mass game and lost, needs to cut down on the insulin, Im seeing a GH gut there.

She's It's no Munzer, but even though she it spilled over a bit, next time these lessons can be learned and could be a threat in the ironman..
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 09, 2008, 04:21:47 AM
She's It's no Munzer, but even though she it spilled over a bit, next time these lessons can be learned and could be a threat in the ironman..

All drugs....I bet she is 155lbs when off
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 04:24:34 AM
All drugs....I bet she is 155lbs when off

Where is this "she" you speak of?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 09, 2008, 06:36:03 AM
I think her tats may cause her to place low in some shows.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=223057.0;attach=261447;image)

Yeah, she obviously messed up her carb loading too.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: affy on July 09, 2008, 06:38:55 AM
I wouldn't even use her face as a toilet

Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 06:42:06 AM
Yeah, she obviously messed up her carb loading too.

30 years excessive carb loading in my opinion.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: chester_bbb on July 09, 2008, 06:45:25 AM
That's scar tissue ala Nasser

lol get the pliers out.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Kwon on July 09, 2008, 06:48:32 AM
She's no Munzer, nor a Zone Capone, but i wonder how she'd look with 10 % bodyfat.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 09, 2008, 06:49:14 AM
Only if I was behind the wheel of a Mac truck  :-X
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2008, 06:49:36 AM
She's no Munzer, nor a Zone Capone, but i wonder how she'd look with 10 % bodyfat.

We know how she looks at 100% bodyfat.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: 240 is Back on July 09, 2008, 06:53:13 AM
You down with D.N.P.?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Krankenstein on July 09, 2008, 07:12:38 AM
Agreed, she did her carb up too early and spilled over.

I think she is using Goodrums carb-up approach.  Too bad....word has it that she was dialed in perfectly prior to that.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 09, 2008, 07:56:04 AM
her smile is like a ray of sunshine

needs to incorporate supersets and slow negatives to bring out those last minute muscle details
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: RZA on July 09, 2008, 07:59:13 AM
her smile is like a ray of sunshine

needs to incorporate supersets and slow negatives to bring out those last minute muscle details

Still, no matter how good she'll show up, MuscleTech will make sure she gets her Sandow.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Jeffro on July 09, 2008, 09:31:22 AM
(http://home.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie_Posters/image/Blob.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: El_Pajero on July 09, 2008, 09:33:48 AM
Thats a heap of blubber.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Mars on July 09, 2008, 09:35:53 AM
in that kind of people they really should plant a granate to finish the job.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Bobby on July 09, 2008, 10:46:23 AM
Im guessing when she says she eats 3000 a day, she is not referring to calories but to carbs... :-X

Team 'party in the mouth'
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Stark on July 09, 2008, 10:48:55 AM
Her cleavage looks like a fucking asscrack

When you reach this size your sexual organs are not called a pussy anymore but a warhole
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Polartec on July 09, 2008, 10:53:14 AM

I'm guessing that someone used her photo to create a fake personal ad (or maybe she really did create the ad herself, who knows...).

Either way, it is incredibly cruel to clown on someone simply because they are overweight and unattractive.

Try to imagine how she would feel if she were reading the crap that has been posted in this thread.


Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 09, 2008, 10:58:48 AM
I'm guessing that someone used her photo to create a fake personal ad (or maybe she really did create the ad herself, who knows...).

Either way, it is incredibly cruel to clown on someone simply because they are overweight and unattractive.

Try to imagine how she would feel if she were reading the crap that has been posted in this thread.

She would probably be thinking something along these lines ...

Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Dreadlord on July 09, 2008, 11:05:43 AM
the horror...the unspeakable horror...... :o
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Polartec on July 09, 2008, 11:14:05 AM

I'm not a perfect person (I've said/done things in the past that I wish I hadn't) but I don't like to see people be ripped apart because they are "ugly" or "fat".
In fact, if I saw people saying this shit to her face I would probably break them in half. 


This girl was not born with a "pretty" face. How is that her fault, and why should she be picked on for it?


Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 09, 2008, 11:16:14 AM
I'm not a perfect person (I've said/done things in the past that I wish I hadn't) but I don't like to see people be ripped apart because they are "ugly" or "fat".
In fact, if I saw people saying this shit to her face I would probably break them in half. 


This girl was not born with a "pretty" face. How is that her fault, and why should she be picked on for it?



Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: dr.chimps on July 09, 2008, 11:24:49 AM
the horror...the unspeakable horror...... :o
Fixed!   

/this is the end, my friend. the end...
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Jeffro on July 09, 2008, 11:25:29 AM
I'm not a perfect person (I've said/done things in the past that I wish I hadn't) but I don't like to see people be ripped apart because they are "ugly" or "fat".
In fact, if I saw people saying this shit to her face I would probably break them in half. 


This girl was not born with a "pretty" face. How is that her fault, and why should she be picked on for it?



::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: _bruce_ on July 09, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
I'm in love  :o
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Polartec on July 09, 2008, 11:37:23 AM
::) ::) ::)


Let me guess, you are the type of person that flails his arms and acts retarded when a handicapped person walks by?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: haider on July 09, 2008, 11:37:38 AM
Hotness defined..
































when she sits on something.
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Jeffro on July 09, 2008, 11:40:35 AM

Let me guess, you are the type of person that flails his arms and acts retarded when a handicapped person walks by?
Its just the internet, bro..  Its not like we are making fun of her in person ::)

Oh, and to answer your question, yea, i do make fun of retards ;D
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: gordiano on July 09, 2008, 11:41:05 AM
Imagine dating that thing! How the fuck are you supposed to introduce it to your friends and parents?

"Keep it on the down low......NOBODY  has to know....."

(http://madnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kelly_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: candidizzle on July 09, 2008, 11:45:14 AM
FAT PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE ANY SYMPATHY


ugly people do, they are born that way and cant do shit about it!


but FAT PEOPLE??

fuck those fat people
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: gordiano on July 09, 2008, 11:48:10 AM
Hotness defined..
































when she sits on something.

A fucking industrial sized stove?
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Polartec on July 09, 2008, 11:49:50 AM
Its just the internet, bro..  Its not like we are making fun of her in person ::)


Still not cool.  >:(


I realize that people are not going to stop doing it, though, so have at it.

Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: candidizzle on July 09, 2008, 11:50:33 AM

Still not cool.  >:(


I realize that people are not going to stop doing it, though, so have at it.


being fat is her own fault and her own choice, BROSEPH
Title: Re: Would you hit it? (Personal Ad from a dating site)
Post by: Jeffro on July 09, 2008, 11:53:33 AM

Still not cool.  >:(


I realize that people are not going to stop doing it, though, so have at it.


From the way she described herself, shes proud of herself and the way she looks and eats :-X

IMO shes a fat pig with no self control.  Rather disgusting if you ask me