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Title: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 01:09:35 PM: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28472 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28472)
"A bodybuilder is looking to achieve a certain overall body image," said Tuttle, who works out approximately 30 hours a week and subscribes to numerous bodybuilding magazines, including Flex, Ironman, and Muscle And Fitness.

Even if you figure in cardio, max you're doing is 20hrs per week. Gotta love these guys. :D ::)
I'll translate the article.
I'm a middle aged guy who saw a BFTO video, decided to start taking steroids/gh, bought a weight belt, have a protein shake once a day and now...I'm a bodybuilder. ::) He'd fit in great, here in Vegas.
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: mwbbuilder on July 09, 2008, 01:20:07 PM: when I first started reading your post, I was thinking "Hey Croatch isn't going talk his usal 'steroids are for losers' diatribe!" but I them noitced i just didn't read far enough

let it go, bro. quit hating that side of you that took steroids in the past. quit beating him up and forgive that little boy who juiced!
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Purple Aki on July 09, 2008, 01:27:24 PM: I see what you're doing, Croatch. I'm not being tricked in to pointing out that the Onion is a satirical website!
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Playboy on July 09, 2008, 01:27:59 PM: Exactly. What is the difference if the guy is 20, 30 or 40? He looks alright and in shape. He isn't bothering anyone. Don't hate.
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on July 09, 2008, 02:08:43 PM: "Then I take a Creatine Monohydrate supplement if it's an arm day, or a 32-ounce Twin Lab Amino Fuel shake if I'm doing legs.

Did he really just say that???...WoW
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 02:50:23 PM: Quote from: mwbbuilder on July 09, 2008, 01:20:07 PM
when I first started reading your post, I was thinking "Hey Croatch isn't going talk his usal 'steroids are for losers' diatribe!" but I them noitced i just didn't read far enough

let it go, bro. quit hating that side of you that took steroids in the past. quit beating him up and forgive that little boy who juiced!
haha, Forgive that little boy who juiced..haha ;D
Quote from: Playboy on July 09, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
Exactly. What is the difference if the guy is 20, 30 or 40? He looks alright and in shape. He isn't bothering anyone. Don't hate.
It just gets old, seeing old men taking gear/gh, discovering the "fountain of youth". ::) These guys get no respect from me. If you want to make a life change when you're older, that's great, but don't be a fucking pretender. ;)
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on July 09, 2008, 02:08:43 PM
"Then I take a Creatine Monohydrate supplement if it's an arm day, or a 32-ounce Twin Lab Amino Fuel shake if I'm doing legs.

Did he really just say that???...WoW
You can see, this guy has all the "cutting edge" information. Everyone knows, creatine works best on arm day. ::)
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: SquatAss on July 09, 2008, 03:04:07 PM: Why the fuck do you care?
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 03:14:36 PM: Quote from: SquatAss on July 09, 2008, 03:04:07 PM
Why the fuck do you care?
Meltdown. ;)
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Zaphod on July 09, 2008, 03:17:30 PM: Quote from: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 03:14:36 PM
Meltdown. ;)

Not sure if you're trying to fool idiots like SHUTUPANDCOMPLAIN or you don't know what the Onion is....
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: SquatAss on July 09, 2008, 03:32:22 PM: Quote from: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 03:14:36 PM
Meltdown. ;)

It's 2008 now Croatch. Get with the times.
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Bobby on July 09, 2008, 03:45:56 PM: let's see...

gym 4 x 1h - 1.5h = ~5h

cardio 7 x 45min = 5h15min

extra cardio 4 x 25min = 1h40min

That's 12 hours a week on a serious cutting diet... 30h = impossible
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: triple_pickle on July 09, 2008, 04:34:22 PM: gym 4 x 2 hours = 8 hours a week :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on July 09, 2008, 04:36:40 PM: Quote from: Croatch on July 09, 2008, 01:09:35 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28472 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28472)
"A bodybuilder is looking to achieve a certain overall body image," said Tuttle, who works out approximately 30 hours a week and subscribes to numerous bodybuilding magazines, including Flex, Ironman, and Muscle And Fitness.

Even if you figure in cardio, max you're doing is 20hrs per week. Gotta love these guys. :D ::)
I'll translate the article.
I'm a middle aged guy who saw a BFTO video, decided to start taking steroids/gh, bought a weight belt, have a protein shake once a day and now...I'm a bodybuilder. ::) He'd fit in great, here in Vegas.

I thought I would open this thread and see Squad in it :o
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: dogbowl on July 09, 2008, 08:13:59 PM: Quote from: Purple Aki on July 09, 2008, 01:27:24 PM
I see what you're doing, Croatch. I'm not being tricked in to pointing out that the Onion is a satirical website!

Don't worry. It needs to be said
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: bcimagala on July 09, 2008, 08:37:15 PM: Quote from: Purple Aki on July 09, 2008, 01:27:24 PM
I see what you're doing, Croatch. I'm not being tricked in to pointing out that the Onion is a satirical website!

bump.
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Zaphod on July 09, 2008, 08:41:24 PM: Quote from: dogbowl on July 09, 2008, 08:13:59 PM
Don't worry. It needs to be said

Hard to tell when people are being sarcastic on theis board. (100% ?)
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: akers1021 on July 10, 2008, 03:35:12 AM: Jesus....what a joke I am cutting for a show right now and here is my breakdown and I don't feel I am overtraining:

Weights 1.25 hours x 6 days( 6th day is Arms and hams)= 7 hours
Cardio 7 x 45= 5hr 15 min
extra session 4 x 45 = 3 hours

Thats 15 hours and 15 min... THERE IS NOT WAY this guy is doing twice that... Hell this my 2nd show I had one on June 8th this show is Aug 9th, so all the extra cardio gets dropped in about a week and half.
Title: Re: Another gym BEAST who works out 30 hours per week!
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on July 10, 2008, 04:39:36 AM: Onion news, it's satire!

another vid form ONN
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play)