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Title: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: McFarland on July 10, 2008, 09:58:26 AM
After having met privately with the council, Johnny has decided to take his most spiritual sabbatical ever; a chance for the deepest introspection possible, the likes not seen since Luke went to Dagobah, and it appears to have coincided rather magically with his forgetting his Getbig password.  Nevertheless we Falcons are privileged to be receiving brief glimpses of his Falconship's oft-blinding insight, most recently coming to us in the form of AOL IM texts forwarded to McFarlandphoneTM at 3AM, which he wanted conveyed to the other Falcons.  Here goes.     

drunk=knurd=nerd
weed=deew=Do weed instead?

Whew.

As a side note, I met Antoine Vaillant at the gym Monday night and he'd already put on 17 pounds, weighing in at 257 after his 240-lb 2nd Place finish in his show Saturday.  Apparently MD's flown he and the guy that won Stavios's class in for photoshoots.  Antoine was scheduled to shoot with Charles Glass Tuesday.  These young Falcons have bright futures indeed.   






Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: El_Pajero on July 10, 2008, 10:30:10 AM
Hi.
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 10, 2008, 11:39:25 AM
Quote from: El_Pajero on July 10, 2008, 10:30:10 AM
Hi.

only been here a short time but i smell gimmick ...anyone else ?
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 10, 2008, 11:42:22 AM
That's for the Falcon update McWeegar! I have been wondering were the master was hiding. O+live oil= Optimum living!
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: tommywishbone on July 10, 2008, 11:42:35 AM
I'm confused.
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 10, 2008, 11:43:46 AM
Quote from: tommywishbone on July 10, 2008, 11:42:35 AM
I'm confused.

Con+fused= To lie and bring together!

Contradiction?
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:44:22 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033650/

http://store.falconstudios.com/

Long live the falconites  8)
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: The Master on July 10, 2008, 03:45:10 PM
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:44:22 PM
Debussey, please fist my ass HARD, IM SO HORNY!! AHHHHRG!


 ::)
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:47:58 PM
You = ARSE  ;D
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: The Master on July 10, 2008, 03:49:40 PM
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:47:58 PM
Debussey, my arse is an open door for you!! I INVITE YOUR FIST AND HEAD INTO MY ASSHOLE!


 ;D
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:57:05 PM
bahahaha - why do I have the feeling that I'm digging my own grave here  :P
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: Zaphod on July 10, 2008, 04:04:44 PM
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 10, 2008, 03:57:05 PM
bahahaha - why do I have the feeling that I'm digging my own grave here  :P

G+Rave= gee rave? Great grave rave?

I'm not sure, I flunked falcon school.  :-\
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 10, 2008, 09:58:06 PM
? + ?=??
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: Brutal_1 on July 11, 2008, 07:50:59 AM



gayer than asking a buddy to inject you in the glutes...with a complimentary reach around
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: benchthis on July 11, 2008, 07:51:36 AM
gayer than asking a buddy if this thing seems to be growing
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 11, 2008, 07:51:49 AM
Gayer than purple font.
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 11, 2008, 07:52:27 AM
Gayer than pink
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: Bluto on July 11, 2008, 07:52:44 AM
great
Title: Re: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 11, 2008, 08:10:29 AM
bump.