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Title: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM: What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:03:50 AM: johnny will return to falcon crest one day
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:05:24 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:03:50 AM
johnny will return to falcon crest one day

I think he forgot his password, Ron should e-mail it to him.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:06:58 AM: Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:05:24 AM
I think he forgot his password, Ron should e-mail it to him.

ron should send a limo to him and a fruit basket
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:08:41 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
ron should send a limo to him and a fruit basket

Yeah, the basket would contain the following: Olive oil, eggs, apple cider vinegar, and time and space books.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:10:52 AM: Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
Yeah, the basket would contain the following: Olive oil, eggs, apple cider vinegar, and time and space books.

and the soundtrack to close encounters of the third kind
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:13:27 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:10:52 AM
and the soundtrack to close encounters of the third kind

Yes I'm sure the great Flacon wizzle has reached his level of epic leanz!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:14:33 AM: i bet he hits the beach all day and pick up fine ho's
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:15:37 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:14:33 AM
i bet he hits the beach all day and pick up fine ho's

Yes Billy Falcon, fine assed 18 year old hoes!

We need a Johnny Falcon Memorial Thread!!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:16:47 AM: yes good idea

and it should be a sticky
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:18:36 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
yes good idea

and it should be a sticky

True dat Billy True Dat!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:23:31 AM: Did you ever know that you're my Goddamn hero,
and ev'rything I would like to Fuckin' be?
I can fly higher than a Mutherfuckin' Falcon
'cause Johnny you are the Fuckin' wind beneath my wings.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:32:39 AM: Fly, fly, fly the Fuck away,
you let me fly so Fuckin' high.
Oh, fly, fly, Fuckin fly
so high against the Mutherfuckin' sky, so high I almost touch the Damn sky.
Thank you, Fuckin' thank you, thank God for you,
Johnny, you are the wind beneath my Mutherfuckin' wings.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: SweetMuscles on July 17, 2008, 11:38:45 AM: Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:39:22 AM: Quote from: SweetMuscles on July 17, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.

Not funny!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Zaphod on July 17, 2008, 11:41:37 AM: The falcon flew too close to the sun.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Pete Nice on July 17, 2008, 11:47:24 AM: Johnny has been busy hanging out with Scott Alexander, Cindy Crawford,a wild pack of Dime-Piece strippers, and the late James Brown...he will be back to reign supreme again shortly
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:54:17 AM: Quote from: Pete Nice on July 17, 2008, 11:47:24 AM
Johnny has been busy hanging out with Scott Alexander, Cindy Crawford,a wild pack of Dime-Piece strippers, and the late James Brown...he will be back to reign supreme again shortly

Hell motherfuckin' yeah!!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: dr.chimps on July 17, 2008, 11:57:12 AM: McJeff said he was on a spiritual retreat. I'm sure he'll be back soon and spread his wings.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 12:34:29 PM: :'(
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Method101 on July 17, 2008, 12:36:14 PM: who gives a fuck
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Pete Nice on July 17, 2008, 01:48:11 PM: Quote from: Method101 on July 17, 2008, 12:36:14 PM
who gives a fuck

you should
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 01:49:38 PM: Quote from: Method101 on July 17, 2008, 12:36:14 PM
who gives a fuck

Your talking about Johnny "Motherfuckin" Falcon! Watch your step homie!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: musclehedz on July 17, 2008, 02:04:28 PM: The falcon has been hospitalized. Cause: muscle deficit
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: YoungBlood on July 17, 2008, 03:40:37 PM: Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Wee Laddy on July 17, 2008, 03:47:57 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on July 17, 2008, 03:40:37 PM
Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
From the dweeb who clicked on a thread called "Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?"
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: The ChemistV2 on July 17, 2008, 05:29:54 PM: From what I heard, after consuming over two quarts of Olive Oil, he decided to fire up his bong. Somehow, he inhaled some hot dope ash and it ignited the oil causing an epic explosion. So.....He died for you bitches!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Red Hook on July 17, 2008, 05:45:30 PM: Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

he is on a hunger strike trying to lose the any excess weight ::)
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: elite_lifter on July 17, 2008, 05:56:22 PM: binging on crack and meth
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: GigantorX on July 17, 2008, 06:33:22 PM: Quote from: elite_lifter on July 17, 2008, 05:56:22 PM
binging on crack and meth

The most truthful statement in this thread.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: YoungBlood on July 17, 2008, 06:54:33 PM: Quote from: Wee Laddy on July 17, 2008, 03:47:57 PM
From the dweeb who clicked on a thread called "Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?"

Keep bowing to the bunny overlords chump.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: roc on July 17, 2008, 06:58:38 PM: hopefully at the dentist. otherwise who cares
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: wes on July 17, 2008, 06:59:43 PM: He`s in rehab!
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: elite_lifter on July 17, 2008, 07:00:00 PM: Quote from: roc on July 17, 2008, 06:58:38 PM
hopefully at the dentist. otherwise who cares
haha, JF aka rotten teeth kid.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: chester_bbb on July 18, 2008, 07:43:44 AM: Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

Rehab.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Wee Laddy on July 18, 2008, 09:10:39 AM: Quote from: YoungBlood on July 17, 2008, 06:54:33 PM
Keep bowing to the bunny overlords chump.
How many times have you checked this thread you don't care about?
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Epic_Monster on July 18, 2008, 11:40:10 AM: Quote from: wes on July 17, 2008, 06:59:43 PM
He`s in rehab!

Fail.
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 18, 2008, 11:42:06 AM: Quote from: SweetMuscles on July 17, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.

LOL ;D ;D
Title: Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
Post by: polychronopolous on July 18, 2008, 11:47:30 AM: he either
A. couldn't pay his electricity bill
B. couldn't pay his dial up internet bill
C. coudn't play his rent, or
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE