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Title: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 08:18:31 AM
I remember the good old days when they have a drooling retard count them for you and that was that. Now they have these machines and I don't know if any of you have ever used them, but they suck and take forever and your hands get sticky and shit. But my 2 car garage turned into a 1 car garage so I have to do something and I don't feel like throwing away 70ish bucks. What do you guys do? Get a neighborhood kid to do it for you? Wife? Get your hands dirty yourselves?
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 03, 2008, 08:37:44 AM
Do you live in one of those states that you turn them in?
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: benz on August 03, 2008, 08:40:54 AM
I use bottles to increase the diameter of my anus, yes, sounds crazy but im a follower of goatse man. Ive been dealing with it for 2 years and so far, i can put a absolut vodka bottle in my anus, that big.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 08:48:13 AM
Do you live in one of those states that you turn them in?


Yeah, 10 cents a piece. But it's a fkn hassle.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 09:04:01 AM
Yeah, 10 cents a piece. But it's a fkn hassle.
I usually put it off until the mound is too big to walk around, then spend the time loading all that shit in my truck and taking it to the little box behind the grocery store and putting them all in the hole.

If you can talk a neighbor kid into doing it for 50%, it might save you some time and sticky/stinky hands.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 09:09:15 AM


If you can talk a neighbor kid into doing it for 50%, it might save you some time and sticky/stinky hands.

Ideal situation. I am keeping my eyes peeled.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: Rimbaud on August 03, 2008, 09:27:17 AM
Two of my friends filled up the bed of an F-150 three times with PBR empties. The pics were actually on the PBR website about three years ago.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: FlexGuns on August 03, 2008, 09:35:12 AM

If you can talk a neighbor kid into doing it for 50%, it might save you some time and sticky/stinky hands.

Exactly.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: Bluto on August 03, 2008, 09:40:32 AM
whatabout using them for target practice?
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 03, 2008, 10:21:24 AM
Shit is beautiful in Philly now. You just throw all the recyclables in one bin and the monkeys sort it out some where.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: Rimbaud on August 03, 2008, 10:47:25 AM
Two of my friends filled up the bed of an F-150 three times with PBR empties. The pics were actually on the PBR website about three years ago.

Found one of the pics (first trip I think).
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 11:01:26 AM
whatabout using them for target practice?
The neighbors may complain about someone opening fire in their backyard.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:02:19 AM
I usually get one of the black kids that live in my neighborhood to take my cans/bottles for me, i give him $10 and he's happy as a fly on shit!

Then I have him wash my truck for another dollar :)
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 11:02:54 AM
I usually get one of the black kids that live in my neighborhood to take my cans/bottles for me, i give him $10 and he's happy as a fly on shit!

Then I have him wash my truck for another dollar :)

I want a little slave too :(
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:04:45 AM
I want a little slave too :(
yea there good to have around.  ;D
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 11:08:26 AM
I want a little slave too :(
My great aunt used to tell me about the ones her family had back in the day. Apparently, they took good care of her and her brothers. :)
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 11:09:04 AM
My great aunt used to tell me about the ones her family had back in the day. Apparently, they took good care of her and her brothers. :)

Good for target practice too!
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 11:10:41 AM
Good for target practice too!
She never really talked about that part, just about how they "worked" on the farm and how they kept the house clean or they got "fired" out behind the barn. ;)
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:15:30 AM
My great aunt used to tell me about the ones her family had back in the day. Apparently, they took good care of her and her brothers. :)

Why am i not suprised you had family members like that  ;)
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 11:17:19 AM
Why am i not suprised you had family members like that  ;)
She has passed now, she was born in 1899 and her family had "servants" all her life growing up. My family does have a *past* like that, just a little, it's not like they went to africa and imported them themselves though.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:55:23 AM
She has passed now, she was born in 1899 and her family had "servants" all her life growing up. My family does have a *past* like that, just a little, it's not like they went to africa and imported them themselves though.

haha i think all of our families have skeletons in the closet, yours is no different than mine. Except my family is a bit darker :)
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 02:15:46 PM
Never again.  Had to wait for the plastic, then had to wait again for the glass. It was loud as fuck and I am too hungover for that shit. The 59 bucks is cool though.
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 02:29:20 PM
Never again.  Had to wait for the plastic, then had to wait again for the glass. It was loud as fuck and I am too hungover for that shit. The 59 bucks is cool though.
Couldn't find a little black neighbor kid? 
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 02:30:12 PM
Couldn't find a little black neighbor kid? 

Flex is 3000 miles away ;D
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: chaos on August 03, 2008, 02:32:09 PM
Flex is 3000 miles away ;D
;D
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 02:37:14 PM
Flex is 3000 miles away ;D

haha, it'd take a lot more than 59 bux to get me out to michigan!

throw a 40 oz, a grape soda, and some church's chicken and ill think about it  ;D
Title: Re: What do you guys do with your bottles?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 02:37:58 PM
haha, it'd take a lot more than 59 bux to get me out to michigan!

throw a 40 oz, a grape soda, and some church's chicken and ill think about it  ;D
;D