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Title: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 09:10:47 AM
If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility.
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?



Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility. Candizzle
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?





If it were tweaked a bit, maybe.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: alejandro_torres on August 03, 2008, 09:33:24 AM
im in! ;D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 09:39:14 AM
Then tweak it, Dan.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: alejandro_torres on August 03, 2008, 09:40:05 AM
free shit is always welcomed :P
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 09:41:29 AM
Then tweak it, Dan.

I did, look at number 2.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on August 03, 2008, 09:43:23 AM
I would!!

How do I sign up?
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 09:44:09 AM
K, Dan, thanks. Thought you had more than Candy.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 09:46:16 AM
You are signed up by stating so here, Ewa. Now I gotta find that medical facility who will do the testing.

If and when  that happens, the appropriate names as volunteered in this post will be submitted.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: knny187 on August 03, 2008, 09:56:40 AM
too easy

Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: G.R.H. on August 03, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
i'd give it a whirl, as long as it was "really" legit and not something i'd wind up in jail for at the end of the whole thing!  ;D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on August 03, 2008, 10:11:18 AM
You are signed up by stating so here, Ewa. Now I gotta find that medical facility who will do the testing.

If and when  that happens, the appropriate names as volunteered in this post will be submitted.

Thank you! And I was being serious...so I hope that they let others know who are willing to volunteer
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:15:22 AM
danielson how far am i inside your head? your quite pathetic you know that.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:18:27 AM
danielson how far am i inside your head? your quite pathetic you know that.
You want to be a bigshot here, I am helping you. You want me to stop, then stop correcting people like Wes who knows 100 times more than you do, stfu and learn. You want to keep up with the "I am 18 , live with my parents, take steroids and read shit on the internet, so I must be smarter than you" attitude and it'll get worse for you. Much worse. Your call.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:19:42 AM
how about if i ever say something that is wrong, you let me know.  :D


because guess what, even at 16 years old i had a better body than you do ;)


Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:21:13 AM
how about if i ever say soemthing that is wrong, you let me know.  :D




You are a cocky little punk. You have zero ambition but to take steroids, live with mommy and daddy and read shit on the internet. You have no business giving advice. Listen to people who know what they are talking about and stfu.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: triple_pickle on August 03, 2008, 10:22:01 AM
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.
translation = 90 percent of the subjects will experience renal failure
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
you are a pathetic old man who has no life.  you have zero ambition but to get drunk and be a lazy slob. you have no business breathing.  ;)


and like i said, how about you point me in the direction of truth, when i ever i am incorrect.  :-*
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:30:32 AM
See what i mean. You just proved my point for me. Your pathetic. 
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:32:23 AM
See what i mean. You just proved my point for me. Your pathetic. 

I am sick of your know it all attitude. Stop answering all questions on here and correcting people who have actually made a name for themselves, it's annoying. And get a job or something.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:35:33 AM
Hey buddy, i never claim to "know it all"... there are tons of thigs i dont know. it could fill a library. or twenty. but guess what ? If you feel as if i am a know it all, guess what ? thats a projection of the fact that your a know-nothing.  because if you actually did know something, you can bet that i would be asking you questions all the time and learning from you. just like i do with all the people here who do know things.   :)


oh, i forgot to mention how pathetic you are. your pretty damn pathetic. i couldnt even imagine ac ting like you do. and at your age even  :-\
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:38:45 AM
Hey buddy, i never claim to "know it all"... there are tons of thigs i dont know. it could fill a library. or twenty. but guess what ? If you feel as if i am a know it all, guess what ? thats a projection of the fact that your a know-nothing.  because if you actually did know something, you can bet that i would be asking you questions all the time and learning from you. just like i do with all the people here who do know things.   :)


oh, i forgot to mention how pathetic you are. your pretty damn pathetic. i couldnt even imagine ac ting like you do. and at your age even  :-\

I read and learn things on here. You correct people like Disgusted, Wes etc. You are delusional and will be living with your parents at age 30 cuz you have no ambition. Just stfu once in a while kid, that's all I am asking.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:40:51 AM
you dont learn anything. and YOU have zero ambition. and your a fucking ass clown who takes the internet way too seriously, and thinks you its cool to have "wars" and shit on message boards... and your like 45 years old. lol. "pathetic".
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:45:27 AM
you dont learn anything. and YOU have zero ambition. and your a fucking ass clown who takes the internet way too seriously, and thinks you its cool to have "wars" and shit on message boards... and your like 45 years old. lol. "pathetic".

Do you live with your parents? It's cool if you do, you are only 19. When are you planning on moving out though and how are you going about it? I know you don't go to school, you think learning about steroids is more important than an education ::)
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: mazrim on August 03, 2008, 10:49:55 AM
Of course.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 10:50:40 AM
OK, James, You're on the list.

I guess Candy and Dan are not volunteering in this one.

GRH, strictly legit only. If and when that ever happens. Ass ya?
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 10:51:26 AM
In fact i do go to school, dany. its ummer and you know as well as i do that most schools let their students have the summer off. my school starts back up in late august.  and sure, i do love to learn thigns. i think learning is one of the most entertaining and enjoyable experiences there are, as long as your learning about soemthing your interested in.  :)


are you rich? its okay if your not. most people arent. when are you planning on becoming rich though? i mean, all you ever talk about is the key to life and happyness is having a job that makes you lots of money. are you fucking super models? its cool if your not, most people dont. but all you ever talk about is how the best thing in life is sex and hot women. are you truly happy? its cool if your not, most people arent. but all you ever talk about is how happy you are and how other people are ass-clowns, but yet you seemingly ony find happyness in a bottle of alcohol or some painkillers. makes me thnk your not so happy...since seemingly; you havent fulfilled or accomplished anything at all you wished to do in your life.


oh, and me? dont worry about me dany, i am completely happy and do you know why ? huh...do you know why dany ? take a guess danyson?   :D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 10:52:12 AM
OK, James, You're on the list. You too, Maz.

I guess Candy and Dan are not volunteering in this one.

GRH, strictly legit only. If and when that ever happens. Are ya?
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: danielson on August 03, 2008, 10:53:07 AM



oh, and me? dont worry about me dany, i am completely happy and do you know why ? huh...do you know why dany ? take a guess danyson?   :D

Cuz you live with your parents and steal money for coke ???
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 11:00:03 AM
Dan, Candy, Go to your rooms and don't come out till you can get in line with the topic at hand. If either of you come out too damn early, I'm gonna send you back and make you read "Dancing Woo Li Masters" until you can explain it to the rest of us.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:03:08 AM
Dan, Candy, Go to your rooms and don't come out till you can get in line with the topic at hand. If either of you come out too damn early, I'm gonna send you back and make you read "Dancing Woo Li Masters" until you can explain it to the rest of us.
my bad, i have to respnd when someone attacks me.. its the way i am.

If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility.
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?




i might do it. do you know what steroids, and what doses?
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
Candy, roids and amounts are up to the medical facility but will be administered to produce noticeable results initially and extreme results as the program evolves. This is not a program for everyone. Another objective is to determine tolerance levels.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:09:11 AM
hmm. i do it. 10 g's plus lifetime health insurance. thats sounds kick ass to me.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: burn2live on August 03, 2008, 11:13:10 AM
I would do it if I were older, say around 26/27
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: musclehedz on August 03, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
They should be avalible for everyone who wants to improve their personal life or performance. However many fucktards out there don't know how to do them correctly and mess themselves up.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 09:03:46 PM
So are you in or out, Hedz?
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: evolutnbatista on August 03, 2008, 10:01:14 PM
If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility.
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?





can i up the dosage already lol


i'd do it in a heart beat
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Quickerblade on August 03, 2008, 10:05:52 PM
Danielson and Dizzle. simmer down please..geez..both you guys are good stock for this place, just relax.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: stuntmovie on August 03, 2008, 10:35:54 PM
You're on, Evol!
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 10:48:11 PM
Danielson and Dizzle. simmer down please..geez..both you guys Danielson are good stock for this place, just relax.

Corrected!
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Quickerblade on August 03, 2008, 10:50:42 PM
Corrected!
his a kid, he loves bodybuilding, he may get on some nerves but he means well. his a good guy.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: jtsunami on August 03, 2008, 10:52:04 PM
I would NOT do it, who needs the health problems and sides with steroids, no way!

Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Rimbaud on August 03, 2008, 10:57:05 PM
i might do it. do you know what steroids, and what doses?

hmm. i do it. 10 g's plus lifetime health insurance. thats sounds kick ass to me.

It's a hypothetical not a real study.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:00:36 PM
his a kid, he loves bodybuilding, he may get on some nerves but he means well. his a good guy.

I used to think the same thing  :-\
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:01:27 PM
his a kid, he loves bodybuilding, he may get on some nerves but he means well. his a good guy.
thx. that fish oil+sesamine+egcg+yohimbine+cafffiene stack is potent dude, try that one out 4sure.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Quickerblade on August 03, 2008, 11:02:10 PM
thx. that fish oil+sesamine+egcg+yohimbine+cafffiene stack is potent dude, try that one out 4sure.
Ok will do.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:02:43 PM
I used to think the same thing  :-\
untill i responded to your attacks and insults, right?

or was did you finally change your mind after i laughed at your pathetic body ?  :D

for anyone who DOESNT know, flexington has got some nely updated photos of him doing some 'poses' in the positive board. check them out, hes a beast  :D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:03:20 PM
Ok will do.
consider it me returning the favor,  solid advice for solid advice  ;)
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:11:20 PM
untill i responded to your attacks and insults, right?

or was did you finally change your mind after i laughed at your pathetic body ?  :D

for anyone who DOESNT know, flexington has got some nely updated photos of him doing some 'poses' in the positive board. check them out, hes a beast  :D

Speaking of Beast, you just reminded me a of a great story. Theres this hot real estate agent that i have an appointment to meet tomorrow. I heard shes a beast in the bedroom. Her name is Jessie!

Cant wait to meet her!
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: candidizzle on August 03, 2008, 11:16:44 PM
Speaking of Beast, you just reminded me a of a great story. Theres this hot real estate agent that i have an appointment to meet tomorrow. I heard shes a beast in the bedroom. Her name is Jessie!

Cant wait to meet her!
yeah , okay..  ::)
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 03, 2008, 11:18:03 PM
yeah , okay..  ::)
U want to give her a call and ask her, i got her number right here  ;D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 03, 2008, 11:18:39 PM
Speaking of Beast, you just reminded me a of a great story. Theres this hot real estate agent that i have an appointment to meet tomorrow. I heard shes a beast in the bedroom. Her name is Jessie!

Cant wait to meet her!

Just read up on this backstory and all I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Knives on August 03, 2008, 11:18:46 PM
It's a hypothetical not a real study.

don't crush his dreams!
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: Tapeworm on August 04, 2008, 12:39:20 AM
Weekly testing makes this hypothetical safer than most guy's cycles IRL.  That's the part that sounds most appealing to me.

Since I wouldn't have a choice of compounds, doses, or ancillaries in this hypothetical, I'd have to say no to it, despite the weekly testing.  There's also no mention of PCT if you choose to leave.
Title: Re: How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?
Post by: windsor88 on August 04, 2008, 03:25:20 AM
I would do it as long as I was not in a placebo group.

Who is Jessie?  LInk?