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Title: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 06:18:33 AM: ...I have several.

I heard this on the radio today:

"Pakistani Officials" :D

For some of you who may not be familair with an oxymoron, here are a couple:

"Jumbo Shrimp"

"Friendly Divorce"

Name your own:
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 12, 2008, 06:21:35 AM: honest bodybuilder
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Post by: Deicide on August 12, 2008, 06:31:49 AM: George Bush was a good president.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 06:35:20 AM: Quote from: Deicide on August 12, 2008, 06:31:49 AM
George Bush was a good president.

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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
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Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 06:38:10 AM: Mideast Peace
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Post by: Deicide on August 12, 2008, 06:45:05 AM: Quote from: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 06:35:20 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: DK II on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM: offline bluto
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Post by: Luinitari on August 12, 2008, 06:49:55 AM: King Kamali
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Deicide on August 12, 2008, 06:50:37 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: DK II on August 12, 2008, 06:51:32 AM: Quote from: Luinitari on August 12, 2008, 06:49:55 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 12, 2008, 06:51:49 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: jaejonna on August 12, 2008, 06:52:20 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Quickerblade on August 12, 2008, 06:52:36 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Post by: bodybuilder1234 on August 12, 2008, 06:58:19 AM: criminal justice
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Post by: Purple Aki on August 12, 2008, 07:16:42 AM: Interesting Moosejay thread.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: DK II on August 12, 2008, 07:17:40 AM: Quote from: Purple Aki on August 12, 2008, 07:16:42 AM
Interesting Moosejay thread.

Yet you post in one...

Nice example nevertheless.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on August 12, 2008, 07:18:08 AM: clean poo
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: dr.chimps on August 12, 2008, 07:20:50 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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LOL. Thread over. We have a winner! ;D
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: gib on August 12, 2008, 07:22:07 AM: Mine is oxymetholone.

Ha ha ha :)
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Post by: hazbin on August 12, 2008, 07:28:18 AM: never used Oxymoron, like oxycontin tho!!
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Post by: TooPowerful4u on August 12, 2008, 07:42:55 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Post by: tommywishbone on August 12, 2008, 08:06:00 AM: bush talking about peace.
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on August 12, 2008, 08:15:00 AM: Quote from: Swede! on August 12, 2008, 06:22:34 AM
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Post by: No Patience on August 12, 2008, 08:55:49 AM: beautiful European smile ;D
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Post by: IFBBwannaB on August 12, 2008, 09:18:05 AM: You're my favorite moron isn't that enough?
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Post by: timfogarty on August 12, 2008, 09:56:40 AM: Fox News
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Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 10:09:45 AM: Quote from: Purple Aki on August 12, 2008, 07:16:42 AM
Interesting Moosejay thread.

Purple Aki=Follow Instructions
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 10:11:12 AM: Quote from: timfogarty on August 12, 2008, 09:56:40 AM
Fox News
Democratic Intelligence
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: stuntmovie on August 12, 2008, 10:13:19 AM: Oxymoron Movies:

Living Dead
Little Big Man
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: timfogarty on August 12, 2008, 10:20:33 AM: Quote from: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
Democratic Intelligence

an oxymoron is a noun or figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction. There is no organization that calls itself Democratic Intelligence, nor is it a figure of speech. There is an Army Intelligence, and that is often sited as an oxymoron. Fox News does qualify too.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Purple Aki on August 12, 2008, 10:27:07 AM: Quote from: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 10:09:45 AM
Purple Aki=Follow Instructions

You're lucky that I'm in awe of your mustache growing skills, old man, or there would have been things!
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: 4thAD on August 12, 2008, 10:33:08 AM: Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 12, 2008, 06:49:39 AM
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Ding ding ding we have a winner.
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Post by: chester_bbb on August 12, 2008, 10:49:41 AM: Moosejay muscular
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 11:00:01 AM: Quote from: timfogarty on August 12, 2008, 10:20:33 AM
an oxymoron is a noun or figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction. There is no organization that calls itself Democratic Intelligence, nor is it a figure of speech. There is an Army Intelligence, and that is often sited as an oxymoron. Fox News does qualify too.

Try not to get your panties in a bunch, Tim.
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 11:00:59 AM: Quote from: Purple Aki on August 12, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
You're lucky that I'm in awe of your mustache growing skills, old man, or there would have been things!

"Old Man"

I'd wager me at 40> than you at any age

But I could be wrong ;D
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 11:01:44 AM: Quote from: chester_bbb on August 12, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
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Post by: jaejonna on August 12, 2008, 11:17:12 AM: Impressive Kymou
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Post by: gordiano on August 12, 2008, 11:18:39 AM: Quote from: slaveboy1980 on August 12, 2008, 06:21:35 AM
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Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
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Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 11:28:05 AM: Quote from: hazbin on August 12, 2008, 07:28:18 AM
never used Oxymoron, like oxycontin tho!!

Can you say "Neurontin"? ;)
Title: Re: Your Favorite Oxymoron
Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 03:29:48 PM: Quote from: jaejonna on August 12, 2008, 11:17:12 AM
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First to come:

Kyomu Vs. Moosejay thread

then:

JJ vs Kyomu thread!
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Post by: dantelis on August 12, 2008, 04:00:43 PM: King Kamali
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Post by: Moosejay on August 12, 2008, 04:06:14 PM: Quote from: dantelis on August 12, 2008, 04:00:43 PM
King Kamali

Ha! The best!