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Title: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 12:50:18 PM
...I have ever seen:

If You Can Read This, Thank a teacher. If your reading it in English[, thank a soldier/u]

Others?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Bluto on August 13, 2008, 01:04:50 PM
"honk if you love bodybuilding"
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
"My Other Car Is Still Parked at Your Mom's Mouse"
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: TrueGrit on August 13, 2008, 01:07:32 PM
...I have ever seen:

If You Can Read This, Thank a teacher. If your reading it in English[, thank a soldier/u]

Others?

'You're'.

I saw a chick with one saying 'Go on then small dick, overtake me'
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Bluto on August 13, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
"I leased this car for the battle for olympia video"
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Post by: ozman on August 13, 2008, 01:09:21 PM
"I leased this car for the battle for olympia video"

ha
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 13, 2008, 01:15:16 PM
" God Bless our troops especially our snipers "
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: emn1964 on August 13, 2008, 01:16:41 PM
...I have ever seen:

If You Can Read This, Thank a teacher. If your reading it in English[, thank a soldier/u]

Others?

You see that as a tribute to your military service?  Oh, wait, that's right, you never served.  You had a hang nail or something?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: dan18 on August 13, 2008, 01:18:37 PM
I saw a guy driving a real peice of shit van some years ago.He had a sticker that read...

DONT LAUGH YOURE DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:22:55 PM
'You're'.

I saw a chick with one saying 'Go on then small dick, overtake me'

yeah, my spelling is atrocious lkately...don't care...high on opiates!
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
...I have ever seen:

If You Can Read This, Thank a teacher. If your reading it in English[, thank a soldier/u]

Others?

seriously... OMG this is so fucking retarded, why would you thank a soldier for speaking english? Seriously bahahahaha
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:24:30 PM
You see that as a tribute to your military service?  Oh, wait, that's right, you never served.  You had a hang nail or something?

No. Chose the college path. I serve the VA with vigor and honor, free of charge.

I am a man of honor. You are 'smegma'.

Look it up, kid.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:25:17 PM
seriously... OMG this is so fucking retarded, why would you thank a soldier for speaking english? Seriously bahahahaha

Think hard, you will figure it out.

Or, maybe not, especially if you are from a cesspool country.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: dan18 on August 13, 2008, 01:30:35 PM
You see that as a tribute to your military service?  Oh, wait, that's right, you never served.  You had a hang nail or something?
DID YOU SERVE I DID U.S.M.C  PARRIS ISLAND 1984 BOOT CAMP TROOP 3016
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 01:37:21 PM
Think hard, you will figure it out.

Or, maybe not, especially if you are from a cesspool country.

Moos, No friggen soldier has ever contribute to your "freedom" to speak english ::) seriously think about it.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Bluto on August 13, 2008, 01:44:32 PM
"this is the last nico will read before i back all over him"
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 01:48:52 PM
"this is the last nico will read before i back all over him"

oh I see you made 29k posts... awesome congrats.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
DID YOU SERVE I DID U.S.M.C  PARRIS ISLAND 1984 BOOT CAMP TROOP 3016

Dan, sincere THANK YOU for your service. You are the best we have in America. God bless you.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
Moos, No friggen soldier has ever contribute to your "freedom" to speak english ::) seriously think about it.

Yeah Nico, I don't know. Just f--king around.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 01:51:12 PM
Dan, sincere THANK YOU for your service. You are the best we have in America. God bless you.

So you don't think that Scientists, teachers, philosophers, authors and people who won the Nobel peace price qualify for that?
you want to give your thanks and glory to a couple of guys with an itchy trigger finger?
Not too smart, not too smart at all.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: youandme on August 13, 2008, 01:52:17 PM
F-UCK Sharia

and then the dude had a F-UCK Islam bumper sticker

I gave him a thumbs up as I passed
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 01:54:02 PM
So you don't think that Scientists, teachers, philosophers, authors and people who won the Nobel peace price qualify for that?
you want to give your thanks and glory to a couple of guys with an itchy trigger finger?
Not too smart, not too smart at all.

No. I thank all of them just as much, maybe, in some cases, more so.

Our servicemen are nothing short of heroic.

Sure, you can focus on a couple of misguided acts of malfeacance, and be like the lberal media and make it seem like such actions are ubiquitous.

they are not.

That is the simple truth.

No sense for further deliberations.

Moosejay
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 01:56:09 PM
F-UCK Sharia

and then the dude had a F-UCK Islam bumper sticker

I gave him a thumbs up as I passed

Right after that you ate him right ;D
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: rk272727 on August 13, 2008, 02:06:50 PM
Moos, No friggen soldier has ever contribute to your "freedom" to speak english ::) seriously think about it.
  you should be greatful we came and saved your pathetic family from hitler you undeserving piece of shit
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 02:09:42 PM
  you should be greatful we came and saved your pathetic family from hitler you undeserving piece of shit

nico is from where?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 02:12:31 PM
nico is from where?

Germany :D

You want to thank these kinda guys Moos?

http://www.simply2hot.com/?page_id=4321
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 02:16:22 PM
Germany :D

You want to thank these kinda guys Moos?

http://www.simply2hot.com/?page_id=4321

I am at my office computer and I have a block I can't open that.

Whatever it is, it is likely US soldiers doing something bad.

Okay.

But you are 'cherry picking'.

Meaning, that is the exception, not the rule.

Yes, I love and thank US soldiers.

If I ever see them eating in a restaurant, no matter how many of them, I usually pay their tab.

Just my small contribution.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: BayGBM on August 13, 2008, 02:20:19 PM
I saw a girl that had this on the passenger side of her dashboard.  Every front passenger had to see it.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 02:21:45 PM
I saw a girl that had this on the passenger side of her dashboard.  Every front passenger had to see it.

Bee-Yoo-Ti-Ful
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 13, 2008, 02:22:27 PM
I saw a girl that had this on the passenger side of her dashboard.  Every front passenger had to see it.

hahhha :D
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 02:26:12 PM
Seriously.

At least in Connecticut, but elsewhere, has anybody ever noticed that liberals always keep bumperstickers on of Hillary, Gore, etc., all their candidates that have fallen by the wayside. You know, the losers.

Not hating, just seems I see a plethora of these cars, with a paucity of repubs with the same.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: wikkedonez on August 13, 2008, 04:12:20 PM
 The quickest way to a womans heart is through her ribcage......Im as confused as a baby at a topless bar........Who tested preperation A through G??......I know victorias secret!!........No matter how good she is someone somewhere is tired of her shit!!... ;D  I'll be here all night folks!!
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on August 13, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
...I have ever seen:

If You Can Read This, Thank a teacher. If your reading it in English[, thank a soldier/u]

Others?



Hire the handicapped...they r fun to watch! ;D
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Bluto on August 13, 2008, 05:20:27 PM
  I'll be here all night folks!!

never seen that bumper sticker
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 13, 2008, 05:28:05 PM
" If Jesus comes back we'll just kill him again "
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Weez on August 13, 2008, 05:37:57 PM
Here's a good gag. Buy a couple of "Rainbow" bumper stickers, and stick em on your friend's car's while they are at work. See how long they drive around before they find out. When you start getting long looks, and winks from hair-stylist-type guys in Miatas you might wanna check you bumper...  We've been doing this (with lulls of course) for about 5 years now. It never gets old.



 Oh yeah....... it works much better if your friends are straight. 
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 06:29:23 PM
Here's a good gag. Buy a couple of "Rainbow" bumper stickers, and stick em on your friend's car's while they are at work. See how long they drive around before they find out. When you start getting long looks, and winks from hair-stylist-type guys in Miatas you might wanna check you bumper...  We've been doing this (with lulls of course) for about 5 years now. It never gets old.



 Oh yeah....... it works much better if your friends are straight. 
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 06:30:32 PM
Kramer got a license plate that said

"ASSMAN"

on Seinfeld
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: SweetMuscles on August 13, 2008, 06:33:49 PM
I don't agree with moose on this. Most soldiers are dumb as shit and only do the job because the army is the only place that will take them. They burger flippers with guns and have fucked up in the field of war a lot for us. They are pretty much scum and garbage with a few decent ones thrown in.
Many serial killers did a stint in the army. It attracts losers and guys with shitty IQs
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 06:38:26 PM
I don't agree with moose on this. Most soldiers are dumb as shit and only do the job because the army is the only place that will take them. They burger flippers with guns and have fucked up in the field of war a lot for us. They are pretty much scum and garbage with a few decent ones thrown in.
Many serial killers did a stint in the army. It attracts losers and guys with shitty IQs

Hmmm. I am naive to that. Didn't know. Maybe, but not mostly, I'd have to aver.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: calfzilla on August 13, 2008, 06:40:38 PM
My friend used to have this one on his truck.  Work harder people on welfare depend on you.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 13, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
 "Honk If Your Horn Is Broken."
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: onlyme on August 13, 2008, 07:09:46 PM
I always like the one "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: monstercalves on August 13, 2008, 07:17:34 PM
Kramer got a license plate that said

"ASSMAN"

on Seinfeld

whats the deal in the US....can u get pretty much anything u want for a plate?

in "conair"....movie with nick cage... guy has a plate "azzkickr"....

in the UK u are left with little choice... and u have to include a number in a certain place....

Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: The Coach on August 13, 2008, 07:33:43 PM
One of my favorites :D




(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/rushbabe_350x275.gif)
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 13, 2008, 08:00:11 PM
whats the deal in the US....can u get pretty much anything u want for a plate?

in "conair"....movie with nick cage... guy has a plate "azzkickr"....

in the UK u are left with little choice... and u have to include a number in a certain place....



For a fee of, I think, 30 or 60 bucks, when you regicetr your car and get  plates, you can request a vanity plate. In CT, its up to 6 characters, NY is 8.

I've got "DR DUSA". Had it since High School. 
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: monstercalves on August 13, 2008, 08:23:25 PM
For a fee of, I think, 30 or 60 bucks, when you regicetr your car and get  plates, you can request a vanity plate. In CT, its up to 6 characters, NY is 8.

I've got "DR DUSA". Had it since High School. 

shitttttttttttttt......t hats not fair....cant do that here
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: skillz on August 13, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
For Nico

"It is the soldier, not the poet, who gives us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the reporter, who gives us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us freedom to protest. It is the soldier who serves beneath the flag, who salutes the flag and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives the demonstrator the right to burn the flag."
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 05:00:58 AM
shitttttttttttttt......thats not fair....cant do that here

Yeah. Its pretty cool. Of course, I pay about 7 different taxes here in expensive CT...so thgis is another tactic for them to generate dough.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 05:03:00 AM
For Nico

"It is the soldier, not the poet, who gives us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the reporter, who gives us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us freedom to protest. It is the soldier who serves beneath the flag, who salutes the flag and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives the demonstrator the right to burn the flag."

I love that. That was bautiful.

Yeah, Campus organizers.

I love the college kids with the big mouths, dissing the country. They have done shit, have not been in the world yet, and know it all. They know shit. I won't even hire college students anymore.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 14, 2008, 05:07:20 AM
For Nico

"It is the soldier, not the poet, who gives us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the reporter, who gives us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us freedom to protest. It is the soldier who serves beneath the flag, who salutes the flag and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives the demonstrator the right to burn the flag."

You yanks have a warped view of what a Soldier is acutally doing, all Soldiers are supposted to do is to bring death and distruction
on other people, he may give you certain "freedoms" but takes them away from other.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: webcake on August 14, 2008, 05:09:37 AM
My licence plate is "GETBIG". Seriously.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 05:11:57 AM
You yanks have a warped view of what a Soldier is acutally doing, all Soldiers are supposted to do is to bring death and distruction
on other people, he may give you certain "freedoms" but takes them away from other.


There are always losses associated with gains, of course
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Stark on August 14, 2008, 05:21:38 AM
There are always losses associated with gains, of course

Moos the primary function of a Soldier is to fulfil the wishes of his government with force and (unless it's a preemptive strike) after all Diplomacy has failed.
A Soldier is a paid killer and don't missunderstand me, I have no issue with that, however i have an issue when people warp the truth and make a Solder look like a friggen hero who goes out helping kids and performs acts of wounder that would make Jesus blush with jealousy.

Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 05:26:27 AM
Moos the primary function of a Soldier is to fulfil the wishes of his government with force and (unless it's a preemptive strike) after all Diplomacy has failed.
A Soldier is a paid killer and don't missunderstand me, I have no issue with that, however i have an issue when people warp the truth and make a Solder look like a friggen hero who goes out helping kids and performs acts of wounder that would make Jesus blush with jealousy.



Respectfully.

But after the way we treated our guys following Viet Nam, we tend to push the revelry and honor on our guys when they come home. Whether they agree or not with what they are doing, many of them suffer severe physical and emotional losses, and I tend to honor them heavily
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 14, 2008, 05:49:07 AM
One of my favorites :D




(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/rushbabe_350x275.gif)

  Oh, for the love of.....

  Coach, if you're gonna replace Jesus with anyone, don't let it be him, 'kay?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 06:01:02 AM
  Oh, for the love of.....

  Coach, if you're gonna replace Jesus with anyone, don't let it be him, 'kay?

Don't let it be WHOM?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: chester_bbb on August 14, 2008, 06:17:39 AM
For a fee of, I think, 30 or 60 bucks, when you regicetr your car and get  plates, you can request a vanity plate. In CT, its up to 6 characters, NY is 8.

I've got "DR DUSA". Had it since High School. 

"DR"  ::)
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 06:18:56 AM
"DR"  ::)

Do you need some money, cur?
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: chester_bbb on August 14, 2008, 01:04:34 PM
Do you need some money, cur?

Yeah I'll just mug your scrawny old ass again.
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: CalvinH on August 14, 2008, 01:11:58 PM
My kid beat up your honor roll student.

I cracked up when I saw that :D
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: wikkedonez on August 14, 2008, 03:04:42 PM
 I saw a liscence plate on a jacked up truck. It said  T1 3VOM.... when the person in front of him looks in his rear view mirror it says MOVE IT
Title: Re: Best Bumper sticker...
Post by: Moosejay on August 14, 2008, 03:11:02 PM
Yeah I'll just mug your scrawny old ass again.
\
I actually have bodyguards.

They will be glad to meet your pugilistic demands, "Chester"(Snicker) ;)