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Title: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: TrueGrit on August 14, 2008, 05:18:06 PM
I am praying that he gets 20 years with the possibility of parole. That way this man of honor - who took the rap for his wife - can be reunited with her in just over a decade (taking into account time served).
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: marcus on August 14, 2008, 05:24:59 PM
Electric chair would be more fitting.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: TrueGrit on August 14, 2008, 05:26:11 PM
Electric chair would be more fitting.

Be ok if you could set it at an incline.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: _bruce_ on August 14, 2008, 05:26:58 PM
Will walk among us soon.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 14, 2008, 05:32:19 PM
I am praying that he gets 20 years with the possibility of parole. That way this man of honor - who took the rap for his wife - can be reunited with her in just over a decade (taking into account time served).

Yeah I'm sure she'll be waiting lmao
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: JohnnyVegas on August 14, 2008, 05:34:55 PM
Yeah I'm sure she'll be waiting lmao

KR has already contacted me, she wants to hook up when she gets sprung...and I like the "bad girl" types.  ;D
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 14, 2008, 05:36:24 PM
KR has already contacted me, she wants to hook up when she gets sprung...and I like the "bad girl" types.  ;D

She always had a weakness for badboys lol
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Brutal_1 on August 14, 2008, 05:40:25 PM

"why complain..."
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: TrueGrit on August 14, 2008, 05:42:36 PM
Yeah I'm sure she'll be waiting lmao

She will wait for him..she'll be at the gate, pure and virtuous,  when he is rightfully freed as a reformed man who did more than enough time for forgetting his shovel and that no one gets found in the desert.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: calfzilla on August 15, 2008, 12:58:35 AM
I am praying that he gets 20 years with the possibility of parole. That way this man of honor - who took the rap for his wife - can be reunited with her in just over a decade (taking into account time served).
Hi Craig Titus. 
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Antony77 on August 15, 2008, 04:31:03 AM
Be ok if you could set it at an incline.

 Yep give him a few dumbbells he can die doing what he loved.  :)
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: The Wizard on August 15, 2008, 04:37:04 AM
He'll be fried and so he should
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: TrueGrit on August 15, 2008, 05:00:09 AM
Yep give him a few dumbbells he can die doing what he loved.  :)

Incline death curls. Animalpak will produce the posthumous Titus 'stak' ..guaranteed to blow your mind, literally!
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: dr.chimps on August 15, 2008, 05:03:25 AM
Gallow's humour aside, there's not a lot of teh funny about a thug who takes out a girl a third his size in such a cowardly manner.  :-\
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: liberty on August 15, 2008, 06:34:35 AM
August 22nd....next friday....is Craigs lucky day  :'(
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Moosejay on August 15, 2008, 06:38:59 AM
Shouldn't she be equally sentenced?
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Method101 on August 15, 2008, 07:37:05 AM
FREE TITUS
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: bigbalddaddy on August 15, 2008, 10:38:48 AM
FUCK TITUS

You made a typo...I fixed it...hope this helps!
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Earl1972 on August 15, 2008, 10:41:53 AM
I am praying that he gets 20 years with the possibility of parole. That way this man of honor - who took the rap for his wife - can be reunited with her in just over a decade (taking into account time served).

haha i always thought craig was an idiot but i never thought he would be enough of a chump to put a woman on a pedestal the way he is for kelly

i'm sure she'll be waiting for him ::)

E
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: rk272727 on August 15, 2008, 02:29:31 PM
I am praying that he gets 20 years with the possibility of parole. That way this man of honor - who took the rap for his wife - can be reunited with her in just over a decade (taking into account time served).
maybe the fucking pussy will just hang himself and we wont have to pay for him being there   
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Hereford on August 15, 2008, 02:35:08 PM
What's the story here guys?
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: TrueGrit on August 16, 2008, 02:06:00 AM
What's the story here guys?

Terrible woman tries to destroy poor Craig's life.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Antony77 on August 16, 2008, 10:39:53 AM
Did they have the trial already?
I imagine it would have been the shortest trial in history.

Prosecutor: "I would like the Jury to consider this photograph which the prosecution has labled the peoples exhibit 'A'."

EXHIBIT 'A'
(http://www.mostmuscular.com/2002swusapro/men/TITUS01go.JPG)

Prosecutor: "Now I would like the Jury to consider the term 'Roid Rage!'.......... your honour the prosecution rests."

Jury Foreman: "Your honour we don't need to deliberate we find the defendant guilty!"

Judge: "Craig Titus I sentence you to 500 consecutive life sentences!"


All crimes these days are committed by people who take steroids or play Grand Theft Auto, and if you do both guess what?!........... your Al-Qaeda. Bet you didn't know that.    :)
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: musclehedz on August 16, 2008, 10:42:27 AM
Steroids made him commit the crime.
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: rk272727 on August 16, 2008, 10:51:16 AM
Steroids made him commit the crime.
  you get that from cnn news
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: JohnnyVegas on August 16, 2008, 11:12:08 AM
  you get that from cnn news
Relax tiger-it's only the internet  :D
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Antony77 on August 17, 2008, 04:30:56 AM
Steroids made him commit the crime.

Somehow I doubt that. It's more than likely due to the fact that Titus is a wannabe badass, who makes childish impulsive decisions rather than looking at things rationally and objectively, working through problems the way a mature adult would.  ;)
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 17, 2008, 04:55:12 AM
successful attention whore.  torching a car in the las vegas desert has got to be one of the stupidest ways to get rid of a body
Title: Re: Craig Tightass - Isn't he getting sentenced soon?
Post by: Antony77 on August 17, 2008, 05:00:17 AM
successful attention whore.  torching a car in the las vegas desert has got to be one of the stupidest ways to get rid of a body

Yeah exactly, it's the fucking desert any murderer with half a brain would dig a fucking hole. It could have been the roid rage though, he was probably too angry to use higher brain function.  ;)