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Title: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: TPSRPBBW-fan1 on August 19, 2008, 09:49:01 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 19, 2008, 09:49:38 AM
mods please move this thread to z board or just delete
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: calfzilla on August 19, 2008, 09:52:05 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P

I seriously doubt there are attack dogs.  What place of employment allows dogs? 
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: Croatch on August 19, 2008, 09:53:59 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P

You sound like a real beast.  You should compete in the Olympia this year.  You'd probably get top 5, just for showing up.
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on August 19, 2008, 10:01:55 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P


Calling bullshit on the bulletproof glass until I see some proof.  ::)
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: jaejonna on August 19, 2008, 10:11:13 AM
good to see you posting here again King Kamali
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 19, 2008, 11:05:11 AM
Epic failure newbie.
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: Lord Humungous on August 19, 2008, 11:09:09 AM
Settle down gimmick
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: TrueGrit on August 19, 2008, 11:10:55 AM
My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)



lol
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: rk272727 on August 19, 2008, 12:52:22 PM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P

  havent you notice everyone stares at overweight wannabe bodybuilders wearing tankl tops just like you
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: QuakerOats on August 19, 2008, 12:53:11 PM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P

hahahahhaa, funniest thread in awhile. ;D
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: calfzilla on August 19, 2008, 05:47:01 PM
Are the armed guards visibly shaken or do they hold their ground? 
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: tleilaxutank on August 19, 2008, 06:06:15 PM
You're so badass even Mon of Steel shits himself with fear when he sees you....
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: The Coach on August 19, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
Good going Ron, how bout letting more gimmicks in?
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 19, 2008, 06:14:45 PM
I seriously doubt there are attack dogs.  What place of employment allows dogs? 

You know, the place where they train attack dogs.  



Um, Attack Dog Factory!
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: titusisback on August 19, 2008, 06:22:49 PM
What's the point of posting average Getbigger's description  ???
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 19, 2008, 06:27:04 PM
What about that place that makes $300 websites?  I hear they have them there too.


Just one, and he's a pit we keep in the yard to keep out the unwanted.

If you keep them outside, you don't have to give them shots, shelter, or have papers.  It's Florida law.  if they bite someone, you're supposed to open the gate and deny ownership!
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: Jeffro on August 19, 2008, 06:32:38 PM
I call bullshit, theres no way you are as big, scary, and intimidating as that behemoth "mon of steele" is. ::) ::)
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: TPSRPBBW-fan1 on August 19, 2008, 07:03:30 PM
i bet he's getting a bj from another checkout girl when he reads this, along with eating out one of his fans at work  ::)
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: Go 4 It on August 19, 2008, 07:06:09 PM
If you don't have your own reserved parking spot in front of the gym then your still not big enough yet, someday man...
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: Cardfan on August 20, 2008, 03:03:31 AM
Amy Lee is soooooooooooo hotttttttttttt.
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: dov on August 20, 2008, 03:42:28 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P

OH BROTHER ::)...a cage fightin' Pat Bateman?
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on August 20, 2008, 04:00:40 AM
-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   ::)

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   ::)

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   ::)

I am full of myself :P


Brutal attempt to gain recoqnition with a pathetic 29 posts

Where's Banner when u need him
Title: Re: When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...
Post by: timostark on August 20, 2008, 07:18:26 PM
Aside from the service comments, unless they are nurses, I thought maybe he just has really bad gas...