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Title: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: chainsaw on August 19, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: El_Pajero on August 19, 2008, 09:37:59 PM
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Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: elite_lifter on August 19, 2008, 09:38:04 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.
::)
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: wes mantooth on August 19, 2008, 10:03:24 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.

making your way? eating well? buying lobster tail as a teen? come on.....

sounds like chainsaw = cheap bastard.  ;D

if you couldnt eat "well", just eat like the rest of the public. u should be ashamed :P
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: HTexan on August 19, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
no lobster = starvation?  ???
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Tapeworm on August 19, 2008, 10:54:40 PM
no lobster = starvation?  ???

Duh.  You'll never gain any muscle without lobster.  ::)
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Hereford on August 19, 2008, 10:57:48 PM
Duh.  You'll never gain any muscle without lobster.  ::)

Holy shit.....  That's what I've been doing wrong......

I'm on my way to Long John Silvers first thing tomorrow.....
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Tapeworm on August 19, 2008, 11:06:11 PM
Crustacean nation baby.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: gcb on August 19, 2008, 11:09:58 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.

FACT: Technically I think you would have been okay at the salad bar if you first ate then regurgitated the food into your date's mouth.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Cardfan on August 19, 2008, 11:34:48 PM
Let the girl pay...wait I'm not ashamed of that. Those lil bitches loved it and I ate well.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: chainsaw on August 20, 2008, 04:48:09 AM
Let the girl pay...wait I'm not ashamed of that. Those lil bitches loved it and I ate well.


Good one, I've done that tool
I can tell this was the wrong board to put this  on except from the quoted cardfan above.  I grew up in Venice Ca in the 80's, and was inolved in the heavy metal world back when I.E suicidal Tendancies, GNR ect.  Were Club bands.

And as a teen you I wasn't nearly as bad as candidizle, but Rock and Roll was my life, and imfortunately, it doesn't sound like anyone here has opened cereal, or eaten a chicken leg or drank a coke walking through the store.  Props to you guys!

I admit it, I was a jerkoff.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 20, 2008, 04:51:09 AM
I've been poorer than probably most people on this board. I never fucked wth lobster when I was trying to eat LOL
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: Bluto on August 20, 2008, 04:51:26 AM
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Moosejay on August 20, 2008, 04:58:39 AM
I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: DK II on August 20, 2008, 05:02:08 AM
I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it

how about using illegal steroids?  ::)
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: Bluto on August 20, 2008, 05:05:05 AM
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: wes mantooth on August 20, 2008, 05:51:31 AM
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI......
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: @Brandon on August 20, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
At the airport me and my friend asked some
airport employee if she could recommend some good place to eat.

She said: " follow me"
We came to a restaurant and she asked:

" you are pilots right?"

We said: "Yes we are"

"You want todays special?  Filet mignon with Bearnaise sauce"

"Sure, that sound good"

She told the waitress: "they are pilots, give them todays special"

We got a free meal  and a cool story 8)

 




Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 20, 2008, 07:54:53 AM
Use to go to the grocery store and put food into the cart and walk around like I was shopping.  I'd open the food and start eating as I'd walk around then ditch the cart and leave.  About my twentieth time the manager comes running to me and starts yelling if I had to pay for the food first before opening.  Told him I had no money and they kicked me out.  HAHAHAHA.

Did several dine and dashes as well.  Some turned out horribly wrong.

Also fucked a hooker without a condom.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Sexual Mustard on August 20, 2008, 08:56:57 AM
a buddy of mine told me that when he was in college, he was so poor that he charged some candy on his credit card.  If I recall, the candy wasn't that much more than a dollar.  The funny thing was that he overdrafted with that charge, and got a $40 overdrafting fee for it   ;D
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: Rimbaud on August 20, 2008, 09:32:48 AM
I got stoned one time in college & went to the grocery store & bought two cases of Pop-Tarts because they were on sale.  ;D
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Bruffy on August 20, 2008, 11:08:49 AM
Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 20, 2008, 11:52:08 AM
At the airport me and my friend asked some
airport employee if she could recommend some good place to eat.

She said: " follow me"
We came to a restaurant and she asked:

" you are pilots right?"

We said: "Yes we are"

"You want todays special?  Filet mignon with Bearnaise sauce"

"Sure, that sound good"

She told the waitress: "they are pilots, give them todays special"

We got a free meal  and a cool story 8)


I bet you got more than that...  ;D

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Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: QuakerOats on August 20, 2008, 01:22:58 PM
Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.
shit most of the time at Sam's or Costco the first thing they do is look at the bottom of your cart.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: m8 on August 20, 2008, 01:25:58 PM
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Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: technokc on August 20, 2008, 05:01:18 PM
One time I was drunk of my ass when I was 21 and me and a friend went into Sunfresh, a local supermarket, where all of a sudden I thought it would be a good idea to still a 6 pack of Reeses peanut buttercups.  I shoved those bad boys into the front of my baggy jeans and headed out.  On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Needless to say after I left I got slammed on the wall by a big ass cop who dragged me back into the store back to the managers.  They were deciding whether to press charges when I decided to start crying and told them it was my first time drinking and I was a college student please don't mess up my life. . . blah, blah, blah.

Anyway they told me they would let me go if I paid for them but I had no cash.  They said they would accept a check so I wrote them a bad check and skipped my drunk ass out laughing all the way!!

Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 20, 2008, 05:58:00 PM
On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Stone Cold hahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Tapeworm on August 20, 2008, 06:42:29 PM
One time I was drunk of my ass when I was 21 and me and a friend went into Sunfresh, a local supermarket, where all of a sudden I thought it would be a good idea to still a 6 pack of Reeses peanut buttercups.  I shoved those bad boys into the front of my baggy jeans and headed out.  On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Needless to say after I left I got slammed on the wall by a big ass cop who dragged me back into the store back to the managers.  They were deciding whether to press charges when I decided to start crying and told them it was my first time drinking and I was a college student please don't mess up my life. . . blah, blah, blah.

Anyway they told me they would let me go if I paid for them but I had no cash.  They said they would accept a check so I wrote them a bad check and skipped my drunk ass out laughing all the way!!



You sound pretty tough.

Alright kid, you're in.  Don't disappoint me.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2008, 02:48:05 AM
i used to pretend i was handicap to get into concerts  :-\
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: DK II on August 21, 2008, 04:18:05 AM
i used to pretend i was handicap to get into concerts  :-\

LOL, cheap bastards.

A buddy of mine was PERFECT at mimicking retards. He used to play retarded in public and we were laughing our asses off but people looked at him very sadly and yelled at us for "laughing at him", which made us laugh even more.

Nothing i am ashamed of, btw, just came to think about it because of fatpanda.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: calfzilla on August 21, 2008, 08:34:15 AM
We were at pizza hut and they kept calling out this one order over and over but the dude never showed up so we went to the counter and were like "yeah I'm order #69" so they gave us a bunch of food and we hurried to our hotel room to eat it. 
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: 240 is Back on August 21, 2008, 08:39:45 AM
Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.

If you catch the bagboy asking the cashier if she's seen "Lisa" or "Bob", they are playing you, G.

LISA = Look In Side Always
Bob = Bottom Of Basket

It's a code they use to remind the casher to look at bottom contents, without insinuating to the customer that he's a thief.

I worked at grocery stores for 7 years.  The sad part was when the office staff would be holding a guy for the police because he stole a pack of beef down his pants... all the while the grocery stock crew were in the back feasting on TV dinners given to us from the freezer by a generous grocery manager. 



Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: @Brandon on August 21, 2008, 10:50:51 AM
I bet you got more than that...  ;D

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She was very friendly and flirty but unfortunately we had no time.

Another lady was waiting for us she had arranged some hotel
and that is another story  ;)
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: Dreadlord on August 21, 2008, 10:53:57 AM
Stone Cold hahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahaha

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Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: California Muscle on August 21, 2008, 11:27:58 AM
lol...Funny shit.

From what I understand, it's not feasible to prosecute someone for consuming food while they're in the grocery store.  So a person can get away with opening packages and eating as they pretend to shop.  It's more common than you may think.

Ultimately a person can be refused entry onto the private property, but that's not likely to happen until the person has had several eating binges at a particular store.  Hahaha...gotta love it!  ;D

Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: dutchmanart on August 21, 2008, 04:16:33 PM
I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it

LOL

My Mom made me do the same thing Moose.

I had one of the BIG pack's of juicy fruit gum and Mom asked where did I get it from after we had gotten home.

Took me right back to the grocery store and made me apoligize and give back the gum.


You have a good Mom there Moose.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
Post by: technokc on August 21, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
You sound pretty tough.

Alright kid, you're in.  Don't disappoint me.


Hahahaha. . . I'll try not to disappoint you Tapeworm.  Those were crazy times, I don't have enough testosterone left in me to do the shit I did when I was young.
Title: Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
Post by: calfzilla on August 21, 2008, 10:46:15 PM
lol...Funny shit.

From what I understand, it's not feasible to prosecute someone for consuming food while they're in the grocery store.  So a person can get away with opening packages and eating as they pretend to shop.  It's more common than you may think.
Ultimately a person can be refused entry onto the private property, but that's not likely to happen until the person has had several eating binges at a particular store.  Hahaha...gotta love it!  ;D


Not exactly true.  It varies from state to state but generally if you eat something and walk out of the store then you can get arrested.  Now remember some stores have a policy that they don't bother doing anything for items say under $10.  So one could get away with it that way.  Also you can open stuff and eat it in the store legally as long as you pay before you leave.