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Title: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 19, 2008, 09:48:29 PM
Ok chester, we all know you've had problems with your diet.  To diet for a year and to lose only 2 lbs is just plain lame.  So, we're here to help out.  Why don't you post your daily meal plan in this thread and we can critique it.

I'm not flaming at all, just concerned about your health.




















I would hate to see you die of a heart attack before we get a chance to play mailbox baseball with your head.
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Havenbull on August 19, 2008, 10:01:55 PM
HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: chaos on August 19, 2008, 10:06:04 PM
HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(
Calling bullshit on #5 bro, everyone knows that the little league players in Japan are over 18. ;)

I have heard he likes to peruse the little girls section after midnight, sniffing clothes left on the changeroom floor.
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Havenbull on August 19, 2008, 10:11:01 PM
Calling bullshit on #5 bro, everyone knows that the little league players in Japan are over 18. ;)

I have heard he likes to peruse the little girls section after midnight, sniffing clothes left on the changeroom floor.

Perhaps you're right... but doesn't really satisfy his late-night "appetite"
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: chaos on August 19, 2008, 10:14:22 PM
Perhaps you're right... but doesn't really satisfy his late-night "appetite"
So you're saying he would rather feast on the spuzz of several overage Japs, than go without his midnight snack?
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 19, 2008, 10:17:46 PM
HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(

BAHAHA AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I haven't laughed this hard in ages. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Havenbull on August 19, 2008, 10:20:56 PM
So you're saying he would rather feast on the spuzz of several overage Japs, than go without his midnight snack?

Hey, the guy will slurp down a load whether that person is over-age or not.  He just prefers *shudders* pre-18 year olds

Sort of like a vampire who has to suck animal blood when desperate just to stay alive.  Still prefers human blood... but staying alive must be a top priority.
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 20, 2008, 01:39:12 AM
Oh man thats a classic
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: pumphard on August 20, 2008, 08:15:13 AM
BAHAHA AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I haven't laughed this hard in ages. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Then look at this, shortie................. .hahahahaha
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 20, 2008, 08:52:34 AM
Then look at this, shortie................. .hahahahaha

That's not me, but if you're gonna claim someone is me, at least pick a VERY unflattering pic.  ::) The dude in that pic is way more muscular than you, dumbass
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: pumphard on August 20, 2008, 09:08:37 AM
That's not me, but if you're gonna claim someone is me, at least pick a VERY unflattering pic.  ::) The dude in that pic is way more muscular than you, dumbass
Don't blame you, I wouldn't admit that was me either...........
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Dreadlord on August 20, 2008, 09:11:15 AM
Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 20, 2008, 09:12:16 AM
Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(


HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreadlord = Team Anti-pedo "pumphard" approved ;D
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Dreadlord on August 20, 2008, 09:15:18 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreadlord = Team Anti-pedo "pumphard" approved ;D

I hear that bluto is pro-pedo so i can kill two fags with one post ;D
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: pumphard on August 20, 2008, 09:36:19 AM
Another twink playing the tough guy
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: pumphard on August 20, 2008, 11:23:18 AM

I would hate to see you die of a heart attack before we get a chance to play mailbox baseball with your head.
You'll probably need a step ladder to reach..................h ahahahaha
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on August 20, 2008, 11:37:28 AM
You'll probably need a step ladder to reach..................h ahahahaha

I'm 6 feet ???
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: pumphard on August 20, 2008, 11:51:48 AM
I'm 6 feet ???
hahahahaahahaha......................
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Havenbull on August 20, 2008, 06:18:14 PM
hahahahaahahaha......................

Are you laughing because you like your kids under four feet?
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Dreadlord on August 21, 2008, 12:44:32 AM
Are you laughing because you like your kids under four feet?

 :D

The hollow laughter of shame
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on August 21, 2008, 04:57:33 PM
Pumphard's mess of a physique and his enthusiasticness for young children is purely pathetic
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 22, 2008, 06:54:52 PM
Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard  >:( >:( >:(

why u make fun of my name scumbag?and i dont want any part this sick joke
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: El_Pajero on August 22, 2008, 07:34:49 PM
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: Dreadlord on August 23, 2008, 11:41:36 AM
why u make fun of my name scumbag?and i dont want any part this sick joke

You seem to be missing the point natfag83 - you are the sick joke. That's why we laugh at ya  :D
Title: Re: The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 28, 2008, 11:53:43 AM
You seem to be missing the point natfag83 - you are the sick joke. That's why we laugh at ya  :D
Man, funniest poster to date! Good work!