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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
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Tell her you're a protein supplier.
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Wouldn't be able to help you. I've never initiated anything with a girl without some positive vibe like a lingering look, smile, or, better still, a blatantly suggestive stare.
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Offer to help her through some assisted reps on the adductor machine.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
give her your business card. has always worked for me.
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you mean with all those "little groupies" at work who you say are obsessed with you you're looking for girls at the gym? ::)
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give her your business card. has always worked for me.
Girls are usually not attracted to guys that hit on them. Immediately, it becomes "I could have him, he must not be anything special". I'm serious. Treat her like you would your brother. Tell her to hurry up on the machine, tell her that outfit is clashing, just be a major A-hole.
You'll become a mission for her. She'll start doing little things to annoy you, or impress you, etc. She'll be prompter on machines, or dress better. Then one day, she'll have a fight with whatever guy she's dating, and "banging the shit out of that A-hole in the gym" will be first revenge thing on her mind. She'll fvck you like you owe her money, a real fun ride. Then she'll be yours, and you can decide what to do next - play nice, and wait for her to bang another prick first time you fight - or get yours and move on.
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I kinda admire the really brazen guys that try it on with loads of girls and play the percentage game, knowing that 1 in 20 will go for it. I don't have the ego for the multiple knockbacks. I need to know that I have a good chance of a favorable outcome and I really need a strong signal they are interested.
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you mean with all those "little groupies" at work who you say are obsessed with you you're looking for girls at the gym? ::)
hahaha you beat me to it ;D
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hahaha you beat me to it ;D
hahahhaa, the bullshit just keeps getting better with this assclown. ;D
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hahahhaa, the bullshit just keeps getting better with this assclown. ;D
Are you suggesting that he need not ask getbiggers for advice and instead he should just use his extreme mass to intimidate girls' boyfriends so they have a look of "pure fear" and then move out of his way when he approaches their girl, sort of like how his fearful coworkers move out of his way and give up their spot in line when he approaches the microwave?
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Wouldn't be able to help you. I've never initiated anything with a girl without some positive vibe like a lingering look, smile, or, better still, a blatantly suggestive stare.
Same here. There's a lot of new puss and they got this attitude. They litteraly come to the gym already dressed in their workout clothes, head straight to cardio, hit the machines and then leave without making eye contact with anyone.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
If they are truly "hardcore", working out with headphones, not making eye contact with anyone and not breaking until they are done, they certain don't want someone hitting on them while they're training. I believe you would be done before you even started. Maybe the best approach if you are really interested in someone like that would be to start working on them before or after their work out in the parking lot. I'm sure they have a schedule they stick to so you could easily arrange yourself to be out in the lot at the same time and just starting with the casual "hi, how ya doin" working up to complimenting their training style or dedication. But, that's just my opinion. :)
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I kinda admire the really brazen guys that try it on with loads of girls and play the percentage game, knowing that 1 in 20 will go for it. I don't have the ego for the multiple knockbacks. I need to know that I have a good chance of a favorable outcome and I really need a strong signal they are interested.
Legendary false modesty. This guy shags 2-3 women a day and all the babies are being raised by some other poor bastard.
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Are you suggesting that he need not ask getbiggers for advice and instead he should just use his extreme mass to intimidate girls' boyfriends so they have a look of "pure fear" and then move out of his way when he approaches their girl, sort of like how his fearful coworkers move out of his way and give up their spot in line when he approaches the microwave?
hahaha, absolutely but he better make sure he buys his button down dress shirt a size bigger so it doesn't pop open after eating 3 ounces of rice. ::)
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"Weights Before Dates"
DFU="Don't Fuck Up"
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hahahhaa, the bullshit just keeps getting better with this assclown. ;D
Hahahaha it's almost unbearable...
and he just keep coming for more...
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If they are truly "hardcore", working out with headphones, not making eye contact with anyone and not breaking until they are done, they certain don't want someone hitting on them while they're training. I believe you would be done before you even started. Maybe the best approach if you are really interested in someone like that would be to start working on them before or after their work out in the parking lot. I'm sure they have a schedule they stick to so you could easily arrange yourself to be out in the lot at the same time and just starting with the casual "hi, how ya doin" working up to complimenting their training style or dedication. But, that's just my opinion. :)
Good thinkin.....has to be she is a chick ;)
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Hahahaha it's almost unbearable...
and he just keep coming for more...
hahaha, we better watch out if we don't want to get shoved out of line in the lunch room by this massive shredded beast. :o
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hahaha, we better watch out if we don't want to get shoved out of line in the lunch room by this massive shredded beast. :o
Thing is, it's easy to see him coming in his bright yellow "Bev Francis' World Gym" sweat, multicolor baggy pants and knee level Otomix boots.
hahahaha what a live tool we've got here...
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hahaha, we better watch out if we don't want to get shoved out of line in the lunch room by this massive shredded beast. :o
I wouldn't dream of pushing you guys out of line at the soup kitchen.
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Thing is, it's easy to see him coming in his bright yellow "Bev Francis' World Gym" sweat, multicolor baggy pants and knee level Otomix boots.
hahahaha what a live tool we've got here...
Don't forget the stringy NPC tank top and fanny pack with steak wrapped in foil.
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Thing is, it's easy to see him coming in his bright yellow "Bev Francis' World Gym" sweat, multicolor baggy pants and knee level Otomix boots.
hahaha, with the AST Pro Series wrist strap to hold his 43 pound Igloo cooler filles with 8 meals.
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hahaha, with the AST Pro Series wrist strap to hold his 43 pound Igloo cooler filles with 8 meals.
I can't believe he actually took time off from his 45mins lunch break to type this little question that has been brewing in his 17" guns aspiring mind...
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I can't believe he actually took time off from his 45mins lunch break to type this little question that has been brewing in his 17" guns aspiring mind...
I post on getbig in between my sets. My stopwatch is set for 64 seconds wich is enough for two posts.
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hahaha, absolutely but he better make sure he buys his button down dress shirt a size bigger so it doesn't pop open after eating 3 ounces of rice. ::)
hahah, this is one of Mon_of_Steele's coworkers, picture was taken as MOS approached his desk
(http://www.movinglikewater.com/Images/scared_face.jpg)
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Legendary false modesty. This guy shags 2-3 women a day and all the babies are being raised by some other poor bastard.
Lol..would that it were so. Well, wouldn't want the kids but I'll take the bitches.
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hahah, this is one of Mon_of_Steele's coworkers, picture was taken as MOS approached his desk
(http://www.movinglikewater.com/Images/scared_face.jpg)
Epic loser. You've posted this about 5 times now and still no one has laughed or acknowledge this pathetic attempt and yet you still keep on posting this hoping that someone, one person would at least laugh or post a lol. How sad.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
Ask her to spot you on the flat bench and "see" where things go.
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drop a dumbell on her foot
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Hey MOS, just a heads up. Your avatar is a photobucket 'bandwidth exceeded' jpeg.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
Try your luck mate. Ask if shes training for some sport or something. Or you could always ask for a spot. I dont know whatever..
"He who hesitates masturbates"
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j/k good luck..
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are you an attractive man? A woman is just turned on to good looking men (especially if they know u are checking them out) as men are to hot chicks. I would suggest: "Excuse me... it took me about 20 minutes to get the nerve to come over here and talk to u, so what im I suppost to do now." with a smile at the end.
This breaks the ice easy, and it makes her laugh. Every chick likes a guy that can make her laugh.
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Ask her if she wants to do an ab workout with you. But be sure to do all floor exercises, no machines. You lead the workout. But make sure you have a good challenging one with various movements.
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Tell her you're a protein supplier.
Hahahahhaha....... CLassic! :D
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i usually just walk towards the girl with my million dollar smile and say "hi sexy, hows your training going?"
never failed
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If she does cardio. Go next to her and ask her how to use cardio machine.
I have never failed in this way.
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Imagine that.....people who DON'T want to be bothered while training.....
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If she does cardio. Go next to her and ask her how to use cardio machine.
I have never failed in this way.
at the look of your pictures they never answered that question "mister 20% bf" brutal self owning ;D :D
and why would they anyway? asian men have small dicks. hahahahahaha
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i usually just walk towards the girl with my million dollar smile and say "hi sexy, hows your training going?"
never failed
very good advice Marcel.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
You have girls in your gym?
Jeez.....
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very good advice Marcel.
thank you dave. i bet you pound your share of 19 year old vag too
it just feels so damn good to know I can pull any pussy i want, it feels like heroin
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I do quarter turns while making robot noises by the free weight area. Works everytime.
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at the look of your pictures they never answered that question "mister 20% bf" brutal self owning ;D :D
and why would they anyway? asian men have small dicks. hahahahahaha
epic jeolousy. post ur pic pencil neck. I bet you that you are skinnier and fatter than me.
I can bet my money. Deal?
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thank you dave. i bet you pound your share of 19 year old vag too
it just feels so damn good to know I can pull any pussy i want, it feels like heroin
Mars is de god van oorlag....
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Maybe it's me, but I can tell the people that are at the gym to "socialize" and the ones that are there to get a serious workout and get the fuck out of there, and it seems to me that the chicks your describing are the ones that don't want to socialize at all. Then theres always the "front desk dudes" that are there everyday trying to pick up the chicks that work at the desk day in and day out, it never fails, and these dudes never get the digits......please don't be "that guy" Mon of Steele.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
it sounds like they dont want the ice broke..
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How about; hey baby, do you know mandingo...well, my cock is as big as his... ::)
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Tell her she shouldnt wear shorts because you can see the cellulite in her thighs. ask her if she is pregnant. beat down her self confidence until she has none left and when you ask her out she will say yes.
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Mars, when I go to the Dam I love those Febo joints. Satekroket and Kipkroket are my favorites. Plus a bit of white widow, but no too much as it fucks me up and makes me a lil paranoi...
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very good advice Marcel.
yes, Marcel should write a book on this subject
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have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.
when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.
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have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.
when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.
or just plow her in the ass while she's doing hyperextensions
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or just plow her in the ass while she's doing hyperextensions
that's rude because it might limit her range of motion. out of courtesy, i'd just stick my cock in her ear.
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try this line
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
works everytime!!
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try this line
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
works everytime!!
It worked for Aronold
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atleast give the business card method a try.
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
say "hello"
if they seem friendly or smile take it from there 8)
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say "hello"
if they seem friendly or smile take it from there 8)
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that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".
get your "game" past 1934.
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that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".
get your "game" past 1934.
it's not "game" it's a simple icebreaker which is what he asked for
if she thinks he looks or seems like a cool guy she'll be friendly and maybe he can get this chick if he can carry a conversation
if she just mumbles "hello" or doesn't even look at him he can move on to the next chick
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that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".
get your "game" past 1934.
gotta love all these dorks that think they will get chicks because they have "game" and reads all thses loser books (the game) etc...
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Hey MOS, just a heads up. Your avatar is a photobucket 'bandwidth exceeded' jpeg.
AHAHAAHAHAH!!! "MOS"
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Say nothing to them and pay them no mind. If they're into you, they'll eventually say hello. It may take a few years, but they'll crack. ;D
The two at my gym did. ;D Shocking, but they both had natural oversized milk bladders.
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Billy D William approved:
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/06/hardees_badthings/image/colt_45.jpg)
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gotta love all these dorks that think they will get chicks because they have "game" and reads all thses loser books (the game) etc...
HAHAHHA EXACTLY!! Earl probably reads "Teh mystery method" hahahha
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Say nothing to them and pay them no mind. If they're into you, they'll eventually say hello. It may take a few years, but they'll crack. ;D
The two at my gym did. ;D Shocking, but they both had natural oversized milk bladders.
Post pics, or it didn't happen.....
;D
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thank you dave. i bet you pound your share of 19 year old vag too
it just feels so damn good to know I can pull any pussy i want, it feels like heroin
MARS AND SQUADFATHER REUNITED THIS IS A CLASSIC GETBIG MOMENT :'(
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I can't believe no one's suggested, "Tell them you're a 'fitness photographer.'" ;D
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AHAHAAHAHAH!!! "MOS"
Of course you are the original MOS but MOS is also an abbreviation of his handle too my Texan friend.
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Just tell her that you are closing in on 30K post on getbig..that has to be good for a blow job or two.
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Cant believe nobody's mentioned this..ask her out for a quick bite to eat after the gym. Someplace healthy...closeby and very casual. We'd be hard pressed to turn down a free meal right after a workout. ;D (worked on me many times, lol)
It breaks the ice and gets her out of the gym setting for a bit. If that goes well then ask her out on a real date.
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have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.
when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.
LMAO, something tells me "mon of steele" will use your advice as an excuse to get head from another queer
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Tell her she shouldnt wear shorts because you can see the cellulite in her thighs. ask her if she is pregnant. beat down her self confidence until she has none left and when you ask her out she will say yes.
Possibly the smartest man on getbig. Respect.
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Well, I hope you realize that you're likely to get turned down. Once you get over that, you're good to go.
Here's what you should do.....write down your phone number & name on a piece of paper. The next time you walk past her, tap her on the shoulder (while she's catching her breath of course, not during her set) and say - "you dropped this". Hand her the piece of paper.....
Another one is, wait for her to be doing her heavier sets and ask her if she need or would like a spot. Simple....
If possible, try to come in (to gym) and leave at the same time she does. I imagine she'll be less likely to have her "phones" on, plus, you won't come off like a jerk for interrupting her during her work out. Try the "you dropped this" line, or just hold the door open for her and ask her if she had a good workout.
This is the one I would use..... ;D
Ask her if she's one of the 1 in 4 American's who suffer from Herpes. If she scoffs or slaps you, it wasn't meant to be. If she laughs, she's fucking yours, buddy.
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Well, I hope you realize that you're likely to get turned down. Once you get over that, you're good to go.
Here's what you should do.....write down your phone number & name on a piece of paper. The next time you walk past her, tap her on the shoulder (while she's catching her breath of course, not during her set) and say - "you dropped this". Hand her the piece of paper.....
Another one is, wait for her to be doing her heavier sets and ask her if she need or would like a spot. Simple....
If possible, try to come in (to gym) and leave at the same time she does. I imagine she'll be less likely to have her "phones" on, plus, you won't come off like a jerk for interrupting her during her work out. Try the "you dropped this" line, or just hold the door open for her and ask her if she had a good workout.
This is the one I would use..... ;D
Ask her if she's one of the 1 in 4 American's who suffer from Herpes. If she scoffs or slaps you, it wasn't meant to be. If she laughs, she's fucking yours, buddy.
Good stuff..haha, she'll either get wet, or think you're a creep. :D
I like the herpes line. I would just say, "I'm dormant...but am not sure for how much longer, do you want to have dinner?"
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Good stuff..haha, she'll either get wet, or think you're a creep. :D
I like the herpes line. I would just say, "I'm dormant...but am not sure for how much longer, do you want to have dinner?"
she would look at your tribal tattoo and merciless balding and laugh at you.
:D
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she would look at your tribal tattoo and merciless balding and laugh at you.
:D
You got me there. ::)
Looks like another getbig fan. Do me a favor, don't pm me on my diet.
Thanks bro.
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Tell everyone in your gym that you sell clen, all the fit bunnies will be on the jock than.
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HAHAHHA EXACTLY!! Earl probably reads "Teh mystery method" hahahha
no i haven't but i don't think saying "hello" is such bad advice considering he's said nothing so far
what "expert" advice have you given?
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HAHAHHA EXACTLY!! Earl probably reads "Teh mystery method" hahahha
it wasnt directed at earl.
earl is a cool guy in my book. a bit levrone obsessed other than that allright. :)
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it wasnt directed at earl.
earl is a cool guy in my book. a bit levrone obsessed other than that allright. :)
if being a Levroneite is my "worst" quality than i'm pretty well off 8)
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earl is good people.
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damn right, thanks 8)
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try this...
"How much?"
works everytime!!
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Cant believe nobody's mentioned this..ask her out for a quick bite to eat after the gym. Someplace healthy...closeby and very casual. We'd be hard pressed to turn down a free meal right after a workout. ;D (worked on me many times, lol)
It breaks the ice and gets her out of the gym setting for a bit. If that goes well then ask her out on a real date.
LOL What girl is going to go out to eat with some random guy she doesn't even know and has only said hello to. That's weird.
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I usually make funny comments about persons with 14 inch arms wearing tanktops and trying to bench 225 with 3 spotters. Usually breaks the ice.
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I've done it, here's the deal: just say hi. Its that simple, ask them how're they're doing. sometimes they feel like pieces of meat and are tired of constantly getting hit on. if you don't hit on them and just seem nice, they'll looking at you differently because you're not hitting on them. But, they might try to blow you off still. this is the point where you will quickly find out if they're a bitch or just wary of dudes. If they blow you off, call them on it. say," wow... just saying hello, don't flatter yourself," raise your eyes and walk away. you're in command. they're the jerk at this point. A friendly hot gym chick or low self esteem hot gym chick does not like the idea of being disliked by anyone and will either say something back to you right then or will say something to you later. If this happens, seem a bit aloof, yet receptive to her talking to you. If the bitch blows you off completely and never says anything later... shes a complete bitch and you don't want anything to do with her. She's either taken, a daddy's girl with too much money, dumb as rocks or a complete bitch. But now you've got to make that bitch feel inferior. wait for another attractive girl to be right next to her and talk to her instead of the bitch. Don't go too far out of your league though.
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I've done it, here's the deal: just say hi. Its that simple, ask them how're they're doing. sometimes they feel like pieces of meat and are tired of constantly getting hit on. if you don't hit on them and just seem nice, they'll looking at you differently because you're not hitting on them. But, they might try to blow you off still. this is the point where you will quickly find out if they're a bitch or just wary of dudes. If they blow you off, call them on it. say," wow... just saying hello, don't flatter yourself," raise your eyes and walk away. you're in command. they're the jerk at this point. A friendly hot gym chick or low self esteem hot gym chick does not like the idea of being disliked by anyone and will either say something back to you right then or will say something to you later. If this happens, seem a bit aloof, yet receptive to her talking to you. If the bitch blows you off completely and never says anything later... shes a complete bitch and you don't want anything to do with her. She's either taken, a daddy's girl with too much money, dumb as rocks or a complete bitch. But now you've got to make that bitch feel inferior. wait for another attractive girl to be right next to her and talk to her instead of the bitch. Don't go too far out of your league though.
Best post I've read in a while. I think breaking the ice shouldn't be nearly as hard as it is. Generally, everyone wants good company, it's human nature. Somewhere along the line something like the 'mega bitch' and the 'super player' were created and they keep creating eachother all over again everytime a guy bends over backwards to get the slightest bit of attention from a girl he won't even end up liking and everytime a girl responds to this by deciding that in the future, her mere presence is worth an entire paycheck and anything less will not suffice. Thus we find ourselves in the situation we're in now. Here's what you do: offer good conversation and good company and your life as you live it-anything more than that and you get a person liking your for something outside of you.
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you mean with all those "little groupies" at work who you say are obsessed with you you're looking for girls at the gym? ::)
You could alwys say you just refurnished the trailorpark home and ask her to follow you home for some pointers ;D
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What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look. The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break. How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.
800 pound squat for 10 reps that will do
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How about this..........find the hottest fucking chick in the gym......catch her when she is doing a very intense set of something lying down on a machine like say leg curls or whatever. Go to the machine right next to her and rip ass....hopefully a really raunchy stinky ass smelly one. Then look her dead in the eye and tell her there's more where that came from. If she laughs you know you have a keeper. If she says anything else she's probably a rich daddy's girl with no sense of humor.
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I've done it, here's the deal: just say hi. Its that simple, ask them how're they're doing. sometimes they feel like pieces of meat and are tired of constantly getting hit on. if you don't hit on them and just seem nice, they'll looking at you differently because you're not hitting on them. But, they might try to blow you off still. this is the point where you will quickly find out if they're a bitch or just wary of dudes. If they blow you off, call them on it. say," wow... just saying hello, don't flatter yourself," raise your eyes and walk away. you're in command. they're the jerk at this point. A friendly hot gym chick or low self esteem hot gym chick does not like the idea of being disliked by anyone and will either say something back to you right then or will say something to you later. If this happens, seem a bit aloof, yet receptive to her talking to you. If the bitch blows you off completely and never says anything later... shes a complete bitch and you don't want anything to do with her. She's either taken, a daddy's girl with too much money, dumb as rocks or a complete bitch. But now you've got to make that bitch feel inferior. wait for another attractive girl to be right next to her and talk to her instead of the bitch. Don't go too far out of your league though.
Dude chances a hot chick in a gym that is not a daddy's girl, dumb as rocks, a complete bitch, or taken is probably slim to none. Hell finding that in society nowadays is really slim to none. LOL.
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How about this..........find the hottest fucking chick in the gym......catch her when she is doing a very intense set of something lying down on a machine like say leg curls or whatever. Go to the machine right next to her and rip ass....hopefully a really raunchy stinky ass smelly one. Then look her dead in the eye and tell her there's more where that came from. If she laughs you know you have a keeper. If she says anything else she's probably a rich daddy's girl with no sense of humor.
Fucking classic!