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Title: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: boonstack on August 25, 2008, 04:19:36 PM
 :o

Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Jizzacked on August 25, 2008, 04:25:44 PM
pretty intense posing routine there, good conditioning too... and not all so homoerotic compared to past spectacles... he definitely needs to just shave off the remnants of his rug though, that ponytail shit with the hairline starting half back the cranium is not flattering.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: boonstack on August 25, 2008, 04:31:06 PM
yea, even if the guys in the crowd thought it was gay.. im sure their gf's would have loved for that dancing huge hung gorilla to give em a go in the bed. Guarantee it
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Croatch on August 25, 2008, 06:36:55 PM
You can't help but laugh at how gay bb has become. ;D  Queers taking drugs for plastic trophies...hardcore!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 25, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
great calve
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Kwon on August 25, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
Pretty Athletic Routine.

Not often you see Jay , Lou F or Greg Kovacs do handstands etc
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Fulgorre on August 25, 2008, 10:55:13 PM
You can't help but laugh at how gay bb has become. ;D  Queers taking drugs for plastic trophies...hardcore!!!  ::)

DUDE PLEASE!  Ping Pong is in the Olympics!  Talk about weird.  The world is weird.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: youandme on August 25, 2008, 11:01:24 PM
it was gay.. i would have loved for that dancing huge hung gorilla to give me a go in the bed. Guarantee it

interesting
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: gordiano on August 25, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
DUDE PLEASE!  Ping Pong is in the Olympics!  Talk about weird.  The world is weird.

That may be....but at least Ping Pong isn't played by oiled up, men in thongs..... :-\
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Swedish Viking on August 25, 2008, 11:37:03 PM
Is he competing in the O this year?
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: HTexan on August 25, 2008, 11:39:59 PM
strong dude.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: TechnoViking on August 25, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Someone should get him drunk so he takes a dirtnap and then shave that that shit on top of his head off...
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Kwon on August 26, 2008, 12:13:01 AM
He makes sure his posing routines are not forgotten by the audience.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 26, 2008, 12:44:48 AM
He makes sure his posing routines are not forgotten by the audience.

;)

Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2008, 02:19:34 AM
I wonder if getting in that type of conditioning with all that drugs is going to have a bad effect on him later on.


Oh I forgot.................. ..   ::)





he should try actually hitting a few POSES.  Pathetic.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Deicide on August 26, 2008, 02:44:46 AM
:o



Ehemmm...no...
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 03:20:18 AM
LMAO his routines get gayer and gayer.  WTF was the crab walk shuffle????????????LOL Goddamn that was some funny shit!  And yes cut that pony tail dude!
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 03:22:20 AM
You can't help but laugh at how gay bb has become. ;D  Queers taking drugs for plastic trophies...hardcore!!!  ::)

No shit brother!  Kai looks like he just downed a bottle of vodka with a handful of PCP?  I mean WTF was that?  He goes to do a rear double bi and looks like he's taking a shit out in the woods!  LMAO!  I haven't laughed so fucking hard in a long time
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: musclehead1 on August 26, 2008, 03:41:17 AM
dude is so fucking gay that he makes bodybuilding look bad.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2008, 03:44:09 AM
dude is so fucking gay that he makes bodybuilding look bad.

wow. Thatīs gay.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Jeffro on August 26, 2008, 04:04:43 AM
Why does he have to have his trunks shoved up his ass. :-X

Im sure that one surely won over the gay schmoe judges. :-\
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 04:13:57 AM
Why does he have to have his trunks shoved up his ass. :-X

Im sure that one surely won over the gay schmoe judges. :-\

Yeah I bet they loved the part where he did the upside down splits.  WTF?
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Jeffro on August 26, 2008, 04:18:05 AM
At this rate, the only way it can get any gayer is if he starts incorporating his grapefruit into his posing routines. :-X :-X
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 26, 2008, 04:18:44 AM
This guy would have to blow Derek Anthony on stage to make his routines gayer.  I'm sure Natural Wonder is dying in anticipation for that routine.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 04:19:17 AM
dude is so fucking gay that he makes bodybuilding look bad.

LMAO!  That's gay!
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 26, 2008, 04:21:26 AM
His routines are fine. The NY Pro 2008 routine wasn't his best, but check out the NY Pro 2007, Colorado Pro 2007, Keystone Pro 2007, etc. One of the best posers of the modern era.

If you want to see mandatory shots held for 10 seconds, watch the prejudging. ;)
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 04:23:36 AM
His routines are fine. The NY Pro 2008 routine wasn't his best, but check out the NY Pro 2007, Colorado Pro 2007, Keystone Pro 2007, etc. One of the best posers of the modern era.

If you want to see mandatory shots held for 10 seconds, watch the prejudging. ;)

Dude I've seen two of his routines in the last year.  This one and the CowBoy one.  You can't get any gayer than these two.  I mean the dude has his fucking thong shoved so far up his ass he has to shimmy back and forth on stage.  My drunk grandmother can do a more graceful handstand than him.   
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Jeffro on August 26, 2008, 04:29:39 AM
His routines are fine. The NY Pro 2008 routine wasn't his best, but check out the NY Pro 2007, Colorado Pro 2007, Keystone Pro 2007, etc. One of the best posers of the modern era.

If you want to see mandatory shots held for 10 seconds, watch the prejudging. ;)
You cant even call these "posing" routines.  Its more like some kind of gay stripping. :-X

If you wanna see posing, check out some of the classical boybuilders like Corney, Arnold, etc.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 26, 2008, 04:33:03 AM
:o



haha i seen it before. looks like somekind of predator monkey. its like pure comedy.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: kyomu on August 26, 2008, 04:35:56 AM
His posing is good.
But personaly i dont like it.

BTW
He is the only IFBB pro i want to meet in person. He does whatever he wants even fvking grapefruit. Gotta be a free mind person.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 26, 2008, 04:43:04 AM
His posing is good.
But personaly i dont like it.

BTW
He is the only IFBB pro i want to meet in person. He does whatever he wants even fvking grapefruit. Gotta be a free mind person.

people who fuck grapefruits interest you? you seem to have high standards.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: HCMuscle84 on August 26, 2008, 05:20:43 AM
he doesnt pose...he dances.  makes me sick.  he has this reputation for being one of the better posers right now, and honestly i have no clue how he got that.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 26, 2008, 03:54:13 PM
Dude I've seen two of his routines in the last year.  This one and the CowBoy one.  You can't get any gayer than these two.  I mean the dude has his fucking thong shoved so far up his ass he has to shimmy back and forth on stage.  My drunk grandmother can do a more graceful handstand than him.   

Not sure which cowboy one you mean. If you want to see his routines as gay, that's your choice, but he does things that none of the modern pros do, like headstands and worms, which the crowd love.

You cant even call these "posing" routines.  Its more like some kind of gay stripping. :-X

If you wanna see posing, check out some of the classical boybuilders like Corney, Arnold, etc.

I've seen Corney and Arnold, and they're great posers, but for a different reason. Kai has great mandatory shots, he just chooses not to base his whole routine on hitting still poses, and it works for him. Lee Labrada is similar to Kai, in that he liked to constantly move around and keep the crowd interested.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 11:40:51 PM
Not sure which cowboy one you mean. If you want to see his routines as gay, that's your choice, but he does things that none of the modern pros do, like headstands and worms, which the crowd love.

I've seen Corney and Arnold, and they're great posers, but for a different reason. Kai has great mandatory shots, he just chooses not to base his whole routine on hitting still poses, and it works for him. Lee Labrada is similar to Kai, in that he liked to constantly move around and keep the crowd interested.

yeah cause 3/4 of the crowd at bodybuilding shows are either bi or fags.  LOL.  You are probably one of them. 
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 26, 2008, 11:46:36 PM
yeah cause 3/4 of the crowd at bodybuilding shows are either bi or fags.  LOL.  You are probably one of them. 

Doesn't matter if I'm gay or not, but if you speak for the heterosexual community, tell me what 'you guys' want to see from a posing routine? I'm talking what EXCITES you, not what is 'morally right' or a copout like that.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 26, 2008, 11:54:28 PM
Doesn't matter if I'm gay or not, but if you speak for the heterosexual community, tell me what 'you guys' want to see from a posing routine? I'm talking what EXCITES you, not what is 'morally right' or a copout like that.

I don't care if you're gay or not.  My point is a lot of crowds at bodybuilding shows especially at the pro level are gay/bi and see the posing as some sort of stripper let's see some skin type opportunity instead of a actual artistic endeavor that truly accentuates the physique.  The gay crowd tends to cheapen the entire posing routine.  Did you ever see fucking Arnold or Sergio do what Kai does?  Fuck no.  It's gay and silly and more a type of entertainment than a posing routine.  If gays want entertainment they should go to a Thunder from Down Under show or whatever it is you guys go to.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: titusisback on August 27, 2008, 12:22:22 AM
He is the only IFBB pro i want to meet in person.

I bet you gave "grapefruit" tattooed next to your butthole
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: TrapsMcLats on August 27, 2008, 12:34:30 AM
He and kamali have very similar midsections... he's like stan McCrary with big limbs.  I think he's got the ugliest build of all this years contest winners.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Kwon on August 27, 2008, 12:41:32 AM
Maybe not the best physique, but the best poser today.

Compare Pavol Jablonickys superior physique with Kai's and their posing routines.

If Pavol had a better routine and posed better he would have gone places!
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: gordiano on August 27, 2008, 01:16:55 AM
At this rate, the only way it can get any gayer is if he starts incorporating his grapefruit into his posing routines. :-X :-X

Can't be that far away.....he's already doing the whole Costume thing....
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 27, 2008, 01:23:46 AM
I don't think Pavol has a superior physique to Kai. Better waistline, sure, but Kai is much bigger and well proportioned.

I don't care if you're gay or not.  My point is a lot of crowds at bodybuilding shows especially at the pro level are gay/bi and see the posing as some sort of stripper let's see some skin type opportunity instead of a actual artistic endeavor that truly accentuates the physique.  The gay crowd tends to cheapen the entire posing routine.  Did you ever see fucking Arnold or Sergio do what Kai does?  Fuck no.  It's gay and silly and more a type of entertainment than a posing routine.  If gays want entertainment they should go to a Thunder from Down Under show or whatever it is you guys go to.

I doubt it's just the gay folks who are cheering. The thing is, Kai's routines ARE artistic. He creates a story, as is evident in his Arnold Classic 2008 routine. The first minute he's hardly even posing, but he's creating a story. The next minute he builds on that with some freaky back shots. The pure muscularity on show is crazy. Sadly he ran over the time limit, otherwise it would have been even more spectacular.

Kai won the Best Presentation award for the Colorado Pro 2006 & 2007. His routine in 2006 was pretty good. Check it out here: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/06colprocomp.htm
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Kwon on August 27, 2008, 02:47:25 AM
The Master Poser

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/videos/2006/colpro_top15_14.wvx
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on August 27, 2008, 04:58:01 AM
I don't think Pavol has a superior physique to Kai. Better waistline, sure, but Kai is much bigger and well proportioned.

I doubt it's just the gay folks who are cheering. The thing is, Kai's routines ARE artistic. He creates a story, as is evident in his Arnold Classic 2008 routine. The first minute he's hardly even posing, but he's creating a story. The next minute he builds on that with some freaky back shots. The pure muscularity on show is crazy. Sadly he ran over the time limit, otherwise it would have been even more spectacular.

Kai won the Best Presentation award for the Colorado Pro 2006 & 2007. His routine in 2006 was pretty good. Check it out here: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/06colprocomp.htm

Artistic?  They are stupid and silly.  A bodybuilder is meant to pose. Kai looks like a drunk ape up there on stage trying to do handstands, walking around on his tippy toes or whatever the fuck he's trying to do.  This isn't ballet.  If he's so "artistic" maybe he should try his luck on So You Think You Can Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or like I said Thunder from Down Under.  They'd love him.  Scroll to 0:59  LOL WTF is that?  A throw back to some sort of African bush dance?  Pathetic.  I mean are you and I even watching the same video? 
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: TrueGrit on August 27, 2008, 05:09:27 AM
 Nothing gay or homoerotic in that. Only a cynic would say that that was gay cabaret. I always ask myself 'what would John Wayne think?'. John* would be impressed by the handstand splits and asscrack action.

































Real name Marion Morrison.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: GoneAway on August 27, 2008, 05:18:19 AM
Artistic?  They are stupid and silly.  A bodybuilder is meant to pose. Kai looks like a drunk ape up there on stage trying to do handstands, walking around on his tippy toes or whatever the fuck he's trying to do.  This isn't ballet.  If he's so "artistic" maybe he should try his luck on So You Think You Can Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or like I said Thunder from Down Under.  They'd love him.  Scroll to 0:59  LOL WTF is that?  A throw back to some sort of African bush dance?  Pathetic.  I mean are you and I even watching the same video? 

He did the headstand perfectly. If you watch, you'll see that Kai is constantly posing. 0:59 of the 2006 Colorado Pro? It was a tribute to the great Marcel Marceau.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Kwon on August 27, 2008, 05:23:31 AM
MuscleMcAnus

00:59 and onwards to 01:05 in Boonstacks clip is epic posing at it's finest!
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Deicide on August 27, 2008, 06:06:22 AM
Fixed...

Here is a real poser...

Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: spinnis on August 27, 2008, 06:33:12 AM
Fixed...

Here is a real poser...



Fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Moosejay on August 27, 2008, 06:35:53 AM
Fucking amazing.

Good pose

But will never be Mr O...no lower lats/back/calves
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Jeffro on August 28, 2008, 01:52:46 AM
Can't be that far away.....he's already doing the whole Costume thing....
LOL at "kai gay lion" ;D
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: wes mantooth on August 28, 2008, 07:27:07 AM
ive never seen a black hare krishna before....

how did he get time off from passing out daisies at the airport?
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: Monster81 on August 28, 2008, 07:57:53 AM
Good pose

But will never be Mr O...no lower lats/back/calves

ok, mr expert
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: kh300 on August 28, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
they realy need to get rid of the posing round alltogather.
Title: Re: Kai Green's "Crab Walk"...
Post by: chester_bbb on August 28, 2008, 12:01:35 PM
Can't be that far away.....he's already doing the whole Costume thing....

Looks like CarrotTop upped the dosage.