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Title: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: calmus on August 29, 2008, 04:33:15 PM

My massive 292 lb self is rejoicing that McCain (who I found myself strangely attracted to a couple of weeks ago, despite the fact that he stands for everything I claim to disapprove of... oh well, I can't be too picky when I'm trying to be the whitest man I can be.) picked a solid candidate, Sarah Palin.

She is a proven executive, having run a town whose population could fit comfortably in your nearest Costco, and then (for two WHOLE years) a state whose population could fit comfortably in two of your nearest Costcos.  Granted, her main role was to stay out of the way of her husband's employer, but hey! that takes some doing.

She is also remarkably fertile with nice jugs (Go forth and be fruitful, you all).  And a proven taker of well-calculated risks. After all, she decided to have a child at 43 years old. It's a good thing that child has no health issues.   

She also terminated the Bridge to Nowhere project. Kudos!  Even though everybody in the state was already trying to make the biggest embarrassment next to the Stevens clan disappear, somebody had to take the credit. Good for her that she got it.  She's a true maverick!

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: youandme on August 29, 2008, 04:37:44 PM

hold it


wait for it


almost here


Obama passed 1 bill


Chicago community organizer


ok let that sink in, and then you can feel dumb

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: calmus on August 29, 2008, 04:47:58 PM

Please take your Obama fanboi self elsewhere. In this thread, we celebrate women from the most insular place on the planet.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on August 29, 2008, 05:25:26 PM

After studying both your comments, it's clear, both candidates suck ass.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: 240 is Back on August 29, 2008, 11:50:23 PM

I like her a bit.  good positions.  grossly underexperienced for such a job.

there were 50 republicans more qualified than her.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: calmus on August 30, 2008, 12:01:07 AM

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 29, 2008, 11:50:23 PM

I like her a bit.  good positions. 

I've heard her best position is on top, facing south.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin is the Woman of the Hour
Post by: Gregzs on August 31, 2008, 12:59:53 PM

Quote from: calmus on August 29, 2008, 04:33:15 PM

She is also remarkably fertile with nice jugs (Go forth and be fruitful, you all).  And a proven taker of well-calculated risks. After all, she decided to have a child at 43 years old. It's a good thing that child has no health issues.   

That is not quite accurate. Trig has Down Syndrome.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/29/trig-paxson-van-palin-sar_n_122474.html