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Title: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2008, 11:32:46 PM
ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 


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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: TechnoViking on September 02, 2008, 11:35:05 PM
I'll give you this one...Not bad Alex, Not bad...Now if you could add some graffix ala the Palumboism thread, you may just bring this to gold status...
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 11:38:40 PM
Lots of potential with this thread.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: calfzilla on September 02, 2008, 11:47:43 PM
I have a friend who has that.  I've been waiting over 3 years to see him in the cage. 
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 11:49:06 PM
http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=13
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2008, 11:49:17 PM
I have a friend who has that.  I've been waiting over 3 years to see him in the cage. 

It won't happen. There are not enough cages to go around.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=13

typical signs of the affliction.  Well done Marcus.

Once the delusion clears out late 20's, early 30's, this abomination will still be crawling his leg... and like Vuarnet of Converse, it will be a brand of the past. 
(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/tapout-idiots/gymstories_tapout1-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: marcus on September 02, 2008, 11:52:16 PM
I don't see many "cage fighters" here. Is it much worse out there?
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: webcake on September 02, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
Cage fighting isn't a big deal here in Australia............... so far anyway.  :-\
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: TechnoViking on September 02, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
typical signs of the affliction.  Well done Marcus.

Once the delusion clears out late 20's, early 30's, this abomination will still be crawling his leg... and like Vuarnet of Converse, it will be a brand of the past. 
(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/tapout-idiots/gymstories_tapout1-2.jpg)




This best thing this douch can hope for is tapout goes public and he buys up a silly amount of shares...
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2008, 11:56:19 PM

This best thing this douch can hope for is tapout goes public and he buys up a silly amount of shares...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Michaeloz on September 02, 2008, 11:56:30 PM
Cage fighting isn't a big deal here in Australia............... yet.  :-\
Give it time :-\
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: titusisback on September 03, 2008, 12:38:54 AM
hey homo, you said you'd stop posting  >:(
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: gordiano on September 03, 2008, 01:05:36 AM
ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 


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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.



HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: gordiano on September 03, 2008, 01:06:56 AM
Wow.....good thing I didn't get that "No Fear" Tat, back in high school....... ::)

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/tapout-idiots/gymstories_tapout1-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on September 03, 2008, 04:52:41 AM
They usually have shaved heads so they don't get their hair pulled. This comes in handy when a "sparring" session degenerates into gay sex.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Dreadlord on September 03, 2008, 04:58:53 AM
Added another definition

ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 

5) Bluto - infamous getbig poster and renowned cagefighter

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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.

Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Red Hook on September 03, 2008, 05:05:41 AM
I see nothing wrong with cage fighting, hell, I train everyday in preparation for some day entering the octagon. For the record that is a sweet tattoo. I was thinking of getting the same thing on my knuckles, so that when I make a fist people will run away in terror and fear.

sometimes when I use the squat rack area to jump rope and shadow box in between sets of pushups I see those the jealous "bodybuilders wanna be" givng me the eye....bunch of haters
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Dreadlord on September 03, 2008, 05:10:52 AM
I see nothing wrong with cage fighting, hell, I train everyday in preparation for some day entering the octagon. For the record that is a sweet tattoo. I was thinking of getting the same thing on my knuckles, so that when I make a fist people will run away in terror and fear.

sometimes when I use the squat rack area to jump rope and shadow box in between sets of pushups I see those the jealous "bodybuilders wanna be" givng me the eye....bunch of haters

Ha ha ha

You tell 'em Red hook. Buncha juiced up posers probably walk the other way when you hit the kettlebells.
What are they gonna do?
Complain on getbig?

 :D


Wear with pride
(http://prankroom.com/images/prank/tshirts_cagefighter_a.jpg)

Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: dr.chimps on September 03, 2008, 05:14:25 AM
LOL. Not bad. Not bad. I would have added a DSM-IV linky, tho.  ;)
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: RZA on September 03, 2008, 06:29:09 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter

Happens a lot at my gym, some guys will even go fetch the 5 pounds weights to show extra-skills.
Comes also with the (optional) failed roundhouse kick.
Also bad form push-ups in between sets of shadow boxing seems to be highly regarded.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: _bruce_ on September 03, 2008, 06:40:28 AM
bahahaha - tapout monsters everywhere  :D
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Dreadlord on September 03, 2008, 06:45:26 AM
Happens a lot at my gym, some guys will even go fetch the 5 pounds weights to show extra-skills.
Comes also with the (optional) failed roundhouse kick.
Also bad form push-ups in between sets of shadow boxing seems to be highly regarded.


 :D :D
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 03, 2008, 07:53:01 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The great gordiano himself.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: elite_lifter on September 03, 2008, 07:55:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The great gordiano himself.
I thought you retired from getbig you FFF! How is the engagement to Flexs' sister going ::)
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: Alex23 on September 03, 2008, 07:58:09 PM
I thought you retired from getbig you FFF! How is the engagement to Flexs' sister going ::)

Why, you wanna attend the Bridal Shower?

Sorry, they already have a closet homo in their click.
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: elite_lifter on September 03, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Why, you wanna attend the Bridal Shower?

Sorry, they already have a close homo in their click.
If there is Fried Chicken at the shower count me in :D
Title: Re: Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 03, 2008, 08:11:33 PM
great thread alex!