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Title: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 14, 2008, 03:55:39 PM
I'm new I thought I'd introduce myself. 

This is my new favorite message board!
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 14, 2008, 04:00:18 PM
Auto?? ;D
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 14, 2008, 04:43:15 PM
cool! welcome bro!!!
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: 240 is Back on September 14, 2008, 04:46:14 PM
you have a cool screen name.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 14, 2008, 10:10:29 PM
thank you 240, I've noticed there are lots of cool screen names here and there seems to be an abundance of eccentrics and clever people!

thanks for the warm welcome natrual wonder
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: gordiano on September 14, 2008, 10:11:21 PM
thank you 240, I've noticed there are lots of cool screen names here and there seems to be an abundance of eccentrics and clever people!

I was thinking of changing my name to Al Jizzera.


ADDED: Velcum!
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: titusisback on September 14, 2008, 10:12:34 PM
to maximize your GetBig experience, I suggest posting your photo
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 14, 2008, 10:13:17 PM
Haha, nice.  I actually tried Jizzlobber before the one I have, but apparently it isn't allowed.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 14, 2008, 10:15:09 PM
to maximize your GetBig experience, I suggest posting your photo


ha, thanks for the advice
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: marcus on September 14, 2008, 10:26:36 PM
greetings newcomer! it seems as if you've stumbled across our little enclave on the interwebs. now, before you get started, there are a few things you should understand.

1) this isn't bb.com, MD, or whatever. get used to it. i'm sure you're used to a friendly and positive atmosphere on other sites where people can post whatever they like and not worry about getting flamed for it. if you're expecting that here, you're in for an unpleasant surprise. if you can't handle getting your balls busted, move along.

2) settle down, it ain't that serious. you're probably noticing that there's a hell of lot of serious negativity and it's probably hurting your feelings. you might even be wondering how these people can function in society when they're so hateful. well sit down and listen up, it's the internet. we say things just for shits and giggles, stop thinking we mean it deep down. if you're planning on taking every little thing everyone says to heart, you might want to move along.

3) don't try and bullshit us. a lot of people here have finely honed bullshit detectors and at the first sign of an exaggeration or an outright lie, you're gonna get called out on it. maybe you're used to boards where you can say you benched 495 for 10 reps and get congratulated for "a hell of a workout", or say that you made $500,000 in the stock market last quarter and people will just ask you for investment advice, but that won't fly around here. if you think you can pump up your ego by making shit up, plan on getting a whole lot of hell for it.

4) even if you're not bullshitting, plan on proving it. maybe you DID bench 495 for a set of 10 yesterday in your chest workout. well unless you have it on video it's probably in your best interest to just keep that quiet, because you're gonna get bombarded with claims of bullshit. if by some freak chance you're one of those guys that are 250 at 5% body fat with two phD's and an eight-figure income, unless you feel like proving it, you'd probably do best to just shut up or accept a reputation as a bullshitter.

5) if you're cool, we're cool. don't think people just get flamed for no good damn reason. even the more negative posters here are cool as long as you don't act the ass. so if you notice that the board as a whole seems to be turning against you, you might want to re-evaluate your behaviour.

6) if posts on the G&O offend you, stay out of the alphabet boards. really. you're not ready. just steer clear.

7) if you're in the middle of a post and notice you're talking about harming another poster physically, close the browser and go outside. let's say you decided to ignore everything i've said so far and are in a heated battle with one of getbig's more vicious attack dogs. you're furious, you're pounding away on your keyboard, you've got this awesome and scary threat about how if you ever met that dude in real life you'd cut off his arms and beat him with them. STOP. it's not going to scare anyone, and in the event that your chances of surviving the GB jungle weren't shot entirely, they will be if you submit that post. walk away from the computer.

8 ) do not cry to ron for anything other than someone burning your house down. yaroni's a busy guy, and crying to him just because someone hurt your feelings is going to both make you look like a pussball and likely get you even more shit once the offender gets a warning from ron himself. think of it like school. after you tell the teacher about the bully, he goes after you even worse. toughen up or sit at a different lunch table.

9) if you got made a fool of, don't come back with a gimmick. so someone really hurt your feelings and you flipped out, then got ron to delete a thread and now you want to start fresh. so you fire up a new gmail account and register a new name, thinking you'll REALLY show those bullies what's what. well don't. chances are if you're at that point, you're not bright enough to keep everyone from finding out who you are, and you'll look twice as stupid when everyone figures it out. either tough it out and stick around or just go away entirely.

10) if you have anything embarrassing on the internet, for the love of god don't register here with the same handle. there's this nifty thing called "google" now, and let's say you also have an account on "i-love-it-when-my-girlfriend-sticks-a-GI-Joe-up-my-ass.com". if you decide to register over there with "GIJoeMan55" and then do the same over here, guess what? that's right, someone's gonna dig it up and you'll flip out, ask ron to delete the thread, and then come back with a gimmick. bad news.

these are just a few little bits of advice that should aid you in your stay here. and if you decide to ignore these tips and find yourself flamed to oblivion, don't come crying to me, because frankly i don't give a shit.

happy posting!
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: GoneAway on September 14, 2008, 10:32:42 PM
Am I going cynical, or does anyone else think any "new poster" is simply a gimmick of a regular poster?
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: marcus on September 14, 2008, 10:34:12 PM
Oh no all these new fags are definitely gimmicks.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: youandme on September 14, 2008, 10:39:15 PM
Am I going cynical, or does anyone else think any "new poster" is simply a gimmick of a regular poster?

haha, come on don't tell me your not doing it either
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: GoneAway on September 14, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
haha, come on don't tell me your not doing it either

Hi Argon. ;)
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 14, 2008, 11:00:47 PM
ah, board antics, another reason why I joined!  let me assure you that I am not someone's alter ego.  I post as Porterhouse on massmonsterz.com which will be change to my new name shortly.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 15, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
Haha, nice.  I actually tried Jizzlobber before the one I have, but apparently it isn't allowed.

That is a good FNM song.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: RC Money on September 15, 2008, 11:52:23 AM
Haha, nice.  I actually tried Jizzlobber before the one I have, but apparently it isn't allowed.
My original choice was not allowed either. I did'nt think there were restrictions on names, especialy after I saw one "AnalDischarge" on the boards a little while back.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: dr.chimps on September 15, 2008, 11:59:11 AM
Argon Coagulator!? LOL. I can think of one place, offhand, where argon and coagulation are twinned.  :D
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: McFarland on September 15, 2008, 12:03:03 PM
Argon Coagulator!? LOL. I can think of one place, offhand, where argon and coagulation are twinned.  :D

Getbig's good for that.  Dubai, India had never been put together before us either.   ;D
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 15, 2008, 02:38:10 PM
That is a good FNM song.


yeah, that's where I got the idea
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 15, 2008, 02:39:20 PM
Argon Coagulator!? LOL. I can think of one place, offhand, where argon and coagulation are twinned.  :D



The Argon Coagulator is actually an advanced surgical instrument.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: dr.chimps on September 15, 2008, 02:49:39 PM


The Argon Coagulator is actually an advanced surgical instrument.
Yes, it is. And, as I mentioned previously, can be used in a particular place. 
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: emn1964 on September 15, 2008, 02:58:48 PM
Who's gimmick are you?  You can tell me.  I won't tell anyone else.
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 15, 2008, 05:13:49 PM
Yes, it is. And, as I mentioned previously, can be used in a particular place. 


great scott!  I gathered from your previous reply that you really had no clue what my name meant, but I have been pleasantly suprised!  Have you, or do you work in the medical field?  Where is this particular place to use this particular tool you are hinting at?  Besides the obvious, a hospital, but certainly you mean something different? 
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Deadpool on September 15, 2008, 05:20:45 PM
I liked the mr magoo post
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Master Blaster on September 15, 2008, 05:23:23 PM

great scott!  I gathered from your previous reply that you really had no clue what my name meant, but I have been pleasantly suprised!  Have you, or do you work in the medical field?  Where is this particular place to use this particular tool you are hinting at?  Besides the obvious, a hospital, but certainly you mean something different? 

Hahahah!! Welcome Argon. Ifeel as if we've met before.  ;D
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 15, 2008, 05:31:01 PM
Again, I'm an original.  I promise.  I posted here years ago as Ballzdeep69, but I don't know if that account even works anymore.  I can understand why you'd think I'm one, but I assure you, I'm not.

Let this be the end of these ridiculous shennanigans!
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: m8 on September 16, 2008, 05:09:07 AM
There are no "new members" on GETBIG.
Welcome to the FIST LIST, you fucking gimmick!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Feel my presence
Post by: Argon Coagulator on September 16, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
easy there lynch mob.