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Title: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:02:03 PM
hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

 there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:09:21 PM
hi sarah
not trying to be funny this time

im bored and thought id type about the poeple in my gym
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Jeffro on September 15, 2008, 07:12:00 PM
Be honest.  You made all that stupid shit up, didnt you?  ::)
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:13:02 PM
Be honest.  You made all that stupid shit up, didnt you?  ::)
actually no

i make up stuff sometimes but not this
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: avesher on September 15, 2008, 07:18:36 PM
well soon you will narrow down where you are---oh I havent forgotten--
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:19:56 PM
well soon you will narrow down where you are---oh I havent forgotten--
ya know avesher-ive done some thinking and i agree w/ your points-im gonna try to post differently now and not dumb posts-i hope u are well today
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: avesher on September 15, 2008, 07:21:49 PM
ya know avesher-ive done some thinking and i agree w/ your points-im gonna try to post differently now and not dumb posts-i hope u are well today

huh  ???
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:23:12 PM
huh  ???
u were right-my posts were dumb in the past-thank u for making me wake up and realize-ive been spenmding 2 much time on this computer
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Army of One on September 15, 2008, 07:25:51 PM

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym.

Epic continuity problem from copy and paste of said stories from another site.

Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 15, 2008, 07:27:00 PM
Epic continuity problem from copy and paste of said stories from another site.


i dont get what u mean? i changed his name to peter so i didnt use his real name on here?
oh i get what u mean
i deleted a paragraph i typed before the peter story
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Hereford on September 15, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
My gym is full of mexicans who just hang out and yap at each other the whole time...
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Big Worm on September 15, 2008, 08:56:44 PM
hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored
Bullshit! You don't have a job!
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: McFarland on September 15, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
I honestly think that Chris Bell originally envisioned Bigger Faster Stronger as essentially a documentary about the freaks of Gold's Venice. 
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Banner on September 15, 2008, 08:58:33 PM
failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

E X P L A I N
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: McFarland on September 15, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
E X P L A I N

 :o

 :D
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: gordiano on September 15, 2008, 09:10:23 PM
failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Wiggs on September 15, 2008, 09:15:31 PM
failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

So what are you supposed to be a chick or something?.......Gimmick :-X
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: chaos on September 15, 2008, 09:21:49 PM
Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?
Yes, post a bigger pic Sarah from the 619.
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Jeffro on September 16, 2008, 01:05:34 AM
Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?
Yea, and make sure youre naked with your ass spread in the new pic, please.
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Rampage on September 16, 2008, 06:01:31 AM
hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an 1) dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, 2) snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored

1)....what is this bullshit ????!!!?????



2) id also do that to you...no bigge
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: jaejonna on September 16, 2008, 06:28:50 AM
let this thread be a lesson to all who think it is a good idea to write about the ppl in your gym.... its not, unless you do it like this ...


" Hahahah oh brother , this mammouth behemoth monster weighing 165 lbs soaking wet was standing over me while i was at the pec-deck. I asked him 'hey brah, whats the deal bro why you all in my grill?' he replied..."I needed a spot on the hammer strenght machine, im tryin to do my max..." ...I laughed and told him that when his grandmother picks him up, you should tell her to come inside so she could do that wieght ...(then i laughed ) ...he looked at me and ran away. As I was leaving the gym I walked by the counter an noticed that the 'beast' was trying to cancel his membership and told the manager that he just bought 'The Perfect Push-up' hahahahah gayer than duct taped pictures in your bathroom of famous 'BB' to give you inspiration as you pose in the mirror hahahaha
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Sangreal on September 16, 2008, 08:30:56 AM
You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: QuakerOats on September 16, 2008, 08:32:50 AM
You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah
is that you in your avatar picture "sarah?
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Mars on September 16, 2008, 08:35:29 AM
i dont know dave.
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: emn1964 on September 16, 2008, 08:41:48 AM
I think all that shit in his post is true.  Because if it were made up it would actually be funny.
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 16, 2008, 09:19:28 AM
I think all that shit in his post is true.  Because if it were made up it would actually be funny.
thank u! it is all true-its more sad and weird than funny imo
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Stu on September 16, 2008, 09:27:00 AM
There is this one fag who cleans the toilets at the gym, he pretends to be a personal trainer and keeps referring to an obviously fictitious "fiancé"....

 ::)
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 16, 2008, 09:56:21 AM
There is this one fag who cleans the toilets at the gym, he pretends to be a personal trainer and keeps referring to an obviously fictitious "fiancé"....

 ::)
sounds like u are confused about him-u shouldnt judge a book by its cover stu-or throw stones if u live in a glass house
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Ursus on September 16, 2008, 10:27:15 AM
My friend Rory from the gym used to train with one of his mates. I asked him why he stopped training. His friend said that he walked out of the showers once and some big fat guy was drinking pink milk playing with his belly button on the bench.

This is true, i know who it was and i laughed so hard
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Stu on September 16, 2008, 12:09:35 PM
sounds like u are confused about him-u shouldnt judge a book by its cover stu-or throw stones if u live in a glass house

I don't think I am the one that is "confused" bro...

 :D
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: dan18 on September 16, 2008, 12:17:20 PM
You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah
And you havent been missed  8)
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Stu on September 16, 2008, 12:23:39 PM
You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah

Why don't you try and entertain us "Sarah" ?

 ::)
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Sangreal on September 16, 2008, 01:42:37 PM
And you havent been missed  8)

do you know what handle I used to post under?
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: dan18 on September 16, 2008, 02:05:06 PM
do you know what handle I used to post under?
Again you were not missed and please disappear again...unless you have something to add to getbig,if not goodbye...
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: calfzilla on September 16, 2008, 02:15:20 PM
Natural why doesn't your gym man up and kick the old homeless dude out.  He sounds more like a problem and a liability than anything else.  And who cares about Asians.  They are short have small penises and can't grow any muscle.  And I thought you owned your own personal training studio, since when do you work at a gym?   8)
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Kwon on September 16, 2008, 03:29:31 PM
do you know what handle I used to post under?

Flower?
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: HTexan on September 16, 2008, 04:40:10 PM
pure BS, because there are funnier idiots in my gym.
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)
Post by: Gym Rat on December 08, 2024, 07:24:27 AM
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Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Kwon on December 08, 2024, 09:24:24 AM
actually no

i make up stuff sometimes but not this

Pic of said characters
Title: Re: the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! and what about you guys?? do tell!
Post by: Gym Rat on December 08, 2024, 10:40:59 AM
Pic of said characters

NW83's post is from like 16 years ago  :D