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Title: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: dan18 on September 17, 2008, 10:11:36 AM
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?
give her a high hard one unless youre gay :-\
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: dantelis on September 17, 2008, 10:25:56 AM
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?

So you are saying that your calves suck?  If not, give her a free posing session and flex those calves for all they are worth and make her day.
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Meso_z on September 17, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Vibrator.jpg/800px-Vibrator.jpg)
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: dyslexic on September 17, 2008, 10:56:30 AM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/calf.jpg)
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Dreadlord on September 17, 2008, 11:54:53 AM
Quote from: dyslexic on September 17, 2008, 10:56:30 AM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/calf.jpg)

Damn I was gonna post a similar "set of calves"

Instead -

(http://orgs.jmu.edu/strength/KIN_425/calves-anatomy.jpg)
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: 240 is Back on September 17, 2008, 12:19:20 PM
Send Eric "The House" Fank to her house for a session.
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Dreadlord on September 17, 2008, 12:52:49 PM
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing

you're welcome  :D
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: QuakerOats on September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 02:29:13 PM
Quote from: QuakerOats on September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
:D

Already got a pic of your trailer trash whore.
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Cromespyder on September 17, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
Quote from: QuakerOats on September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
:D
she has pretty nice tits.  id hit it
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 04:24:30 PM
Quote from: sarcastic on September 17, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
she has pretty nice tits.  id hit it

No way man, I guarantee that crotch stinks like rotten Tuna
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 17, 2008, 05:15:38 PM
(http://www.tsn.ca/images/stories/20021017/nbalogo_cavs_70184.gif)
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Master Blaster on September 17, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing

(http://www.toybender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nfss1.jpg)
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: bigguns23 on September 17, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
Give her a Blumpkin, she'll appreciate that :-*
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: Master Blaster on September 17, 2008, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 04:24:30 PM
No way man, I guarantee that crotch stinks like rotten Tuna

You're not fucking her with your nose, Sir Lancelot.
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: dyslexic on September 17, 2008, 05:35:07 PM
I've never smelled rotten tuna...



Hope I'm not missing anything.
Title: Re: Need help with a birthday present
Post by: calfzilla on September 17, 2008, 07:29:19 PM
Get her a Mike Matarazzo video.