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Title: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 08:04:22 AM
like this guy :o i'll start

dead by 30, all drugs, bet he can't wipe his ass, why would anyone want to be that huge and shredded, looks like shit, obese, bodybuilkding is about being 187 pounds and shredded, he'd get knocked out in the cage, he can't play sports, girls don't want that, he can't walk, etc.

let's hear some of your favorites. ;D
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 22, 2008, 08:05:18 AM
He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.
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Post by: tendonitis on September 22, 2008, 08:05:55 AM
the first thing that came to mind when i saw that pic was "holy fuck"
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 08:06:10 AM
He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.
hahaha, yeah ok fagggot, he has no shoulders, chest or traps. ::)
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Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2008, 08:06:28 AM
Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?
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Post by: Grenade on September 22, 2008, 08:06:36 AM
fedor would destroy that thing in 1min
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 08:07:05 AM
fedor would destroy that thing in 1min
hahahaha, case in point. ;D
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Post by: m8 on September 22, 2008, 08:08:32 AM
He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.

exactly.
i don't know if he's a powerlifter/gay4pay star or whatever but he has absolutely no future in competitive bodybuilding.
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Post by: Permabulker on September 22, 2008, 08:08:52 AM
"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big" Well good news buddy, you wont be, nor could you be.
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Post by: ASJChaotic on September 22, 2008, 08:09:48 AM
fedor would destroy that thing in 1min
dude  >:(
10 seconds
he destroyed tim silvia in 30 seconds and tim silvia can actually move and is not a stationary target
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 08:10:44 AM
"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big" Well good news buddy, you wont be, nor could you be.
hahahaha, or a skinny Tap Out warrior with a neatly trimmed chin strap, tattoos and weighing 142 pounds, "i'd destroy him in the cage, you can't move with all that muscle, it just gets in the way, i'd make him submit with my superior jui jitsu". ;D
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Post by: Grenade on September 22, 2008, 08:11:44 AM
dude  >:(
10 seconds
he destroyed tim silvia in 30 seconds and tim silvia can actually move and is not a stationary target

silvia is skinny/fat  but that thing has big muscles you know.
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Post by: Meso_z on September 22, 2008, 08:12:34 AM
"why are you doing this?"

"do you take creatine?"

"do you have a doctor with you?"

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Post by: Man of Steel on September 22, 2008, 08:12:37 AM
That's dude's an absolute beast and half the schmoes on this board would give their testes to look like him for half an hour.
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 22, 2008, 08:13:20 AM
hahaha, yeah ok fagggot, he has no shoulders, chest or traps. ::)

Easy there big guy, looks like you missed the sarcasm train today.
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Post by: Meso_z on September 22, 2008, 08:13:59 AM
I wonder why doesn't he compete....?
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Post by: burn2live on September 22, 2008, 08:14:46 AM
Eugh

 ;D
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Post by: Man of Steel on September 22, 2008, 08:14:50 AM
I wonder why doesn't he compete....?

I'm sure he does.
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Post by: mass 04 on September 22, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
hhahha some chick the other day  told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.
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Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2008, 08:15:42 AM
I would give everything I own, even if I had to live under a bridge just to look like him.
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 22, 2008, 08:16:14 AM
hhahha some chick the other day  told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Hahaha oh brother.
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Post by: Permabulker on September 22, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
hhahha some chick the other day  told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Maybe she meant between 5-15??
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Post by: Grenade on September 22, 2008, 08:16:54 AM
hahahaha  :D
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Post by: spinnis on September 22, 2008, 08:18:17 AM
I'm sure he does.

No he doesn't. Maby in the future he said :)
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Post by: windsor88 on September 22, 2008, 08:19:45 AM
"It's easy to look big if your 5'1,  I had this buddy......."
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Post by: Mydavid on September 22, 2008, 08:20:01 AM
Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?

Because then you can actually see their face
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Post by: m8 on September 22, 2008, 08:20:35 AM
I wonder why doesn't he compete....?

because he'd look like all the other guys ripped?
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Post by: burn2live on September 22, 2008, 08:23:52 AM
"Huge dude, but....."
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Post by: kyomu on September 22, 2008, 08:31:39 AM
If he dont compete, his country should put him to the death penalty.
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Post by: RC Money on September 22, 2008, 08:33:11 AM
"He's only big cause he's short", "I'll still kick his ass", "When I was young like you I used to be big too, then I got married", "big but he's got a little dick though", "that's just for show, i'll show you strong"...ect.ect.
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Post by: Monster_Everything on September 22, 2008, 08:34:34 AM
Dude is a monster....nothin wrong with that
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Post by: Method101 on September 22, 2008, 08:42:33 AM
"i bet he cant run to save his life"
"oh well he has big muscles but his dick is tiny"
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Post by: Tapeworm on September 22, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
Pfff.  If he ever cut he'd be under 180. 
 ;D


hhahha some chick the other day  told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Haha, classic.
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Post by: fearANDloathing on September 22, 2008, 09:24:21 AM
"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big"......
(http://omniideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bullseye.jpg)
can't even count how many times I've heard those!  ;D
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Post by: Ron on September 22, 2008, 09:25:02 AM
Quote
dead by 30, all drugs, bet he can't wipe his ass, why would anyone want to be that huge and shredded, looks like shit, obese, bodybuilkding is about being 187 pounds and shredded, he'd get knocked out in the cage, he can't play sports, girls don't want that, he can't walk, etc.

But the funny thing is later on, they are like - I wish I could be even half the man he is, as they look at you with jealously, while they are at home on Saturday night.
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 09:27:10 AM
But the funny thing is later on, they are like - I wish I could be even half the man he is, as they look at you with jealously, while they are at home on Saturday night.
i agree 100 percent, you have to wonder why some of these guys are here if they hate bodybuilding so much.
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Post by: McFarland on September 22, 2008, 09:28:09 AM
"Photoshop." 
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Post by: Mars on September 22, 2008, 09:32:15 AM
amazing how a body can gain so much muscle. thick as a cock.
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Post by: Bobby on September 22, 2008, 09:39:13 AM
synthol
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Post by: Mars on September 22, 2008, 09:47:54 AM
because he'd look like all the other guys ripped?

probably yes, will harris also looked out of this world in these old pictures but next to ronnie hes nothing.
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Post by: Tapeworm on September 22, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
hahahaha, or a skinny Tap Out warrior with a neatly trimmed chin strap, tattoos and weighing 142 pounds, "i'd destroy him in the cage, you can't move with all that muscle, it just gets in the way, i'd make him submit with my superior jui jitsu". ;D

 :D

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Post by: onlyme on September 22, 2008, 10:55:01 AM
Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?

Because they get in the way ;D
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Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2008, 11:02:32 AM
That's a prime Keith Jones right there. The '88 Dallas Classic.
Title: Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
Post by: onlyme on September 22, 2008, 11:03:43 AM
That's a prime Keith Jones right there. The '88 Dallas Classic.

Hey how did you know where that was.  It was Ft Worth thogh at Billy Bobs
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Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2008, 11:05:08 AM
Hey how did you know where that was.  It was Ft Worth thogh at Billy Bobs
Yeah right off main street by the stockyards, I followed arm wrestling growin up? Did you ever arm wrestle Fritz von Erich? For like a celebrity match?
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Post by: Earl1972 on September 22, 2008, 11:09:36 AM
i agree 100 percent, you have to wonder why some of these guys are here if they hate bodybuilding so much.

danielson will tell you he's here for supplement info ;)

E

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Post by: onlyme on September 22, 2008, 11:10:58 AM
Yeah right off main street by the stockyards, I followed arm wrestling growin up? Did you ever arm wrestle Fritz von Erich? For like a celebrity match?

Were you at that show.  We brought in a fake Sly Stallone for that.  I never armwrestled that guy but I did several others like Patrick Swayze, Ray Coombs (used to host Family Feud), Gene Wilder, Burt Ward and a ton of others who worked at the Special Olympics
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Post by: Mars on September 22, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
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Post by: onlyme on September 22, 2008, 11:12:17 AM
Were you at this one
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Post by: chaos on September 22, 2008, 11:13:26 AM

Is that Torn Anus?
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Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2008, 11:14:18 AM
Is that the Will Rogers Coliseum?

Was Eddie Robinson overrated as an arm wrestler?
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Post by: dyslexic on September 22, 2008, 11:20:24 AM
I shrunk this guy in Photoshop quite a bit and he's still a big mofo.

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/bulky.jpg)

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x263/timeamajorova/cutdown.jpg)


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Post by: Mars on September 22, 2008, 11:21:07 AM
i look small next to him.
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Post by: onlyme on September 22, 2008, 11:23:02 AM
Is that the Will Rogers Coliseum?

Was Eddie Robinson overrated as an arm wrestler?

No that was at the Over The Top finals in Vegas at the Hilton.  I never really knew Eddie.  I knew he was strong though.  Kazmaier as strong as he was was not a good armwrestler.
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Post by: m8 on September 22, 2008, 12:02:44 PM
i look small next to him.

yes but in person you look huge as a cock Mars.
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Post by: Meso_z on September 22, 2008, 02:57:21 PM
i agree 100 percent, you have to wonder why some of these guys are here if they hate bodybuilding so much.

True. we have lots of c**ts here.  :-\
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Post by: bigbalddaddy on September 22, 2008, 03:11:15 PM
When I see a guy like that only one word comes to mind...



































TURD!


He's a fawking turd!  And when he gets off the sauce he'll be lucky if he's 185lbs of lean mass!  Just ask Kevlev and Flex till he hit the HRT
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Post by: io856 on September 22, 2008, 03:15:54 PM
How do we know he is a bodybuilder?
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Post by: Method101 on September 22, 2008, 03:22:01 PM
that guy is not a bodybuilder
he is a fucking fridge
chemical toilet
drug abuser
unmovable object
anything but a bodybuilder
THIS is a bodybuilder
nubret loves the dbol.
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Post by: Member XX on September 22, 2008, 03:25:17 PM
nubret loves the dbol.
I still can't believe how a natural can look that amazing  :o
who in the entire world looks like this at 65?......without drugs or hormones?  :o
he is either lying to us, or just wow.......I hope he is not lying
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Post by: Permabulker on September 22, 2008, 03:26:06 PM
How do we know he is a bodybuilder?

That guy is a BEAST!!
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
funny things people say when they see quakeroats:

trailertrash, fat fuck, wal-mart regular, douchebag, welfare recipient... lets hear some others
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 03:50:16 PM
funny things people say when they see quakeroats:

trailertrash, fat fuck, wal-mart regular, douchebag, welfare recipient... lets hear some others
hahahahhaa, coming from this handsome stud. ;D
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 03:51:16 PM
glad u saved my pic on your desktop
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
glad u saved my pic on your desktop
hahahhaa, anyone ever told you that you look like Chris Kattan from Night at the Roxbury? ;D
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Post by: garebear on September 22, 2008, 03:54:21 PM
I want to pee in his face - just a little.

Is it okay?
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 03:55:28 PM
hahahahhahaa. ;D
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Post by: aussiepro on September 22, 2008, 03:56:47 PM
the guy has arms and shoulders but the chest is terrible
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Post by: Permabulker on September 22, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
hahahhaa, anyone ever told you that you look like Chris Kattan from Night at the Roxbury? ;D

LOL  Oh Shit!

He will never recover......   ;D
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 04:00:48 PM
again, i am not offended by trailer trash.

like an employee at mcdonalds laughing at a CEO  ::)
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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 04:01:37 PM
again, i am not offended by trailer trash.

like an employee at mcdonalds laughing at a CEO  ::)
hahahahhaa, a CEO of studliness......BANG. ;D
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Post by: m8 on September 22, 2008, 04:02:26 PM
hahahahhaa, coming from this handsome stud. ;D

looks like a pussy wrecker to me.
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Post by: Kwon on September 22, 2008, 04:10:17 PM
Big dude, all around big dude...

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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 04:11:38 PM
looks like a pussy to me.
looks like we agree then.
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 04:12:43 PM
hey dave, which category do u fall into?

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Post by: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 04:14:28 PM
hey dave, which category do u fall into?


none of them, i pimp your mother and sister for money. :D
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on September 22, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
"I don't go for that bulking look. I'm into health"
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 04:19:29 PM
none of them, i pimp your mother and sister for money. :D

as long as u are protective of them i dont mind... i trust that u would do the right thing
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Post by: Eisenherz on September 22, 2008, 04:26:03 PM
Fuck that white guys big with cut abs, vascularity but he has the face of a morbidly obese pig.
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 04:27:16 PM
Fuck that white guys big with cut abs, vascularity but he has the face of a morbidly obese pig.

you think his face is bad, you should check out his enlarged heart and kidneys!
Title: Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
Post by: m8 on September 22, 2008, 04:27:45 PM
you think his face is bad, you should check out his enlarged heart and kidneys!

where are the pics
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Post by: boonstack on September 22, 2008, 04:28:55 PM
where are the pics

1
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Post by: Earl1972 on September 22, 2008, 05:44:49 PM
hahahahhahaa. ;D

hahahaha ;D

E