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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html (http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html)
LaLanne says a proper diet and exercise have kept him picture of health
By DAVID CASSTEVENS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!
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he looks small.
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he looks small.
Geting older,geting smaller ;D
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A man of honor
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dead by 100.
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Jack is a real Kingpin. A pimp and a player of true good health. God bless him.
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Yes, but how much can he bench?
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Yes, but how much can he bench?
It's not how much you bench...
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The reason why he looks "young" is because he dyes his hair LOL
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The reason why he looks "young" is because he dyes his hair LOL
;D
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The reason why he looks "young" is because he dyes his hair LOL
no more than reagan didn't
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What about his b-day gift? Maybe he got to make da hook-up wit some of dem lovely ladies ;D I'd choose dat black honey on the bottom pic far right, mmmm.... yummy 8)
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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html (http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html)
LaLanne says a proper diet and exercise have kept him picture of health
By DAVID CASSTEVENS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!
ALL DRUGS
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"if man makes it, don't eat it"
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hes tiny and looks like shit
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hes tiny and looks like shit
this
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id love a threesome with two on the outside of the second pic..
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dead by 100.
LOL!
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Jack used to drink oxblood in the 50s and 60s.
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would you guys add 35 years to your life instantly for a billion dollars?
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he looks small.
He is very small in person.
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What does he look like in a thong?
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He is very small in person.
Maby because you are 400 pounds? ;D
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id love a threesome with Jack and Ben Weider before they put him in the ground
:o >:( :-X
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:o >:( :-X
Jack Lalanne is an idol of mine, along with Bruce Lee. When I started training as a kid I'd try to do push ups. Up to 200 a night after reading that bruce did it. I would put my feet up on the couch and go low trying to touch my collar bone to the floor. Initially only to do about 30 (sets of 4 or 5), I made it after a couple of years (8 sets of 25, slow and controlled). Built a good chest and shoulders for a teenager.
Jack's endurance feats are amazing. In this day and age if he did them people would be screaming EPO, GH, steriods and the like. He had a pretty good physique back in the day. Most importantly the man was highly functional. The bodybuilders today could jog a few hundred meters without an ambulance being called.
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At 94 he should really still be holding more muscle mass.
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he did g4p, not kidding either
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He is very small in person.
Who wouldn't standing next to you Shamu. ::)
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probably another all drugs case. brutal 11 inch arms.
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He's also a vegan...so it'd be tough for him to hold any more mass. I've shaken his hand, though, and he's solid as hell. And he has more energy than the average teenager.
He knows his shit. All the people who had taken him for a madman in past decades have been thoroughly owned at this point. All around good guy.
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All juice
(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/03/24/363339/JackElaine.jpg)
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I've shaken his hand, though, and he's solid as hell.
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You're but a retarded dwarf in Jack's presence. Remember that.
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he did g4p, not kidding either
You seem to be an expert on that subject.
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Timeline: Jack LaLanne's feats
As reported on Jack LaLanne's website, and as documented contemporaneously when they happened:
1954 (age 40): Jack swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
1955 (age 41): Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to star jump significantly.
1956 (age 42): Jack set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It, a television program with Art Baker.
1957 (age 43): Jack swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles.
1958 (age 44): Jack maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile trip took 9.5 hours.
1959 (age 45): Jack did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes. His well-known white German shepherd, Happy, was born this year, the same year The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
1974 (age 60): For the second time, Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, Jack again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, Jack swam one mile in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.
1979 (age 65): Jack towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.
1980 (age 66): Jack towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile in less than one hour.
1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, Jack fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
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You're but a retarded dwarf in Jack's presence. Remember that.
haha Jack worshipper meltdown. But even if you're right, I still find it very amusing that you can make these pronouncements the result of a handshake.
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You seem to be an expert on that subject.
You sure it was his hand you shook?
(http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/attachment.php?s=9c8cd21142abb2a89f22a118288e7ad0&attachmentid=3330&stc=1&d=1145295094)
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You sure it was his hand you shook?
(http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/attachment.php?s=9c8cd21142abb2a89f22a118288e7ad0&attachmentid=3330&stc=1&d=1145295094)
ROTFLMAO!
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You sure it was his hand you shook?
(http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/attachment.php?s=9c8cd21142abb2a89f22a118288e7ad0&attachmentid=3330&stc=1&d=1145295094)
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I think they have gone too far here trying to emulate the greek statues lol,
p.s Looks like squats and calf raises were not invented in those days.
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haha Jack worshipper meltdown. But even if you're right, I still find it very amusing that you can make these pronouncements the result of a handshake.
yes, those were quite bold "pronouncements" he made, indeed ::)
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haha Jack worshipper meltdown. But even if you're right, I still find it very amusing that you can make these pronouncements the result of a handshake.
You're very easily amused, yes.
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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html (http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/937104.html)
LaLanne says a proper diet and exercise have kept him picture of health
By DAVID CASSTEVENS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!
Very inspiring! Jack, you're the man!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Timeline: Jack LaLanne's feats
As reported on Jack LaLanne's website, and as documented contemporaneously when they happened:
1954 (age 40): Jack swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
1955 (age 41): Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to star jump significantly.
1956 (age 42): Jack set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It, a television program with Art Baker.
1957 (age 43): Jack swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles.
1958 (age 44): Jack maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile trip took 9.5 hours.
1959 (age 45): Jack did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes. His well-known white German shepherd, Happy, was born this year, the same year The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
1974 (age 60): For the second time, Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, Jack again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, Jack swam one mile in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.
1979 (age 65): Jack towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.
1980 (age 66): Jack towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile in less than one hour.
1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, Jack fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
bullshit, he would have been eaten by a great white shark.
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You're easily amused, yes.
Lol..you keep coming back to what I said ..did it really upset you so badly Cali muscle boy? :D
You shook Jack's hand and now know how 'solid' he really is. Surely you can treasure that handshake and need not be tormented by cyber words, surely?
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You sure it was his hand you shook?
(http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/attachment.php?s=9c8cd21142abb2a89f22a118288e7ad0&attachmentid=3330&stc=1&d=1145295094)
It is highly disturbing that you have these pictures stored in your hard drive...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Ive seen others like these, there are many more
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It is highly disturbing that you have these pictures stored in your hard drive...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Actually it's linked directly from Matt's site, bodybuilding pro. These are old . Everyone has seen these. There is one where Jack is showing his browneye ( which he no doubt keeps in great shape with his fresh shakes)
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I think they have gone too far here trying to emulate the greek statues lol,
p.s Looks like squats and calf raises were not invented in those days.
Except for two things:
1) The models for statues in ancient Greece were adolescent boys between ages 17 and 20, and not men in their early thirties like the gentlemen in the pic.
2) Boys in ancient Greece were not circumcised, unlike the gentlemen in the pic.
In fact, the Greeks considered exposing the glans as extremely rude, as it was the most intimate part of the body. The Greeks actually appreciated the prepuce that covered the entire glans - the prepuce of many intact men only covers the glans partially. All the ephebes shown in Greek statues have prepuces that cover the entire glans.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Jim Carey hillarious tribute to Jack LaLanne (from in living colour) the commentary is great! lol
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Ha ha ha...calm down, doll. I don't give a shit if you're gay. I am not a homophobe and I believe that you have the right to do whatever you want with your body's holes.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Nor am I a homphobe. I also agree about the holes. I was just correcting something factually incorrect you typed, hon. Although, if you're such a liberal..why would you be 'disturbed' if I did have it on my HD anyway?
And adding to your post on Greco-Roman statues, they also deliberately made the penises small so as not to detract from the main purpose of it ..which was the physique.
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Nor am I a homphobe. I also agree about the holes. I was just correcting something factually incorrect you typed, hon. Although, if you're such a liberal..why would you be 'disturbed' if I did have it on my HD anyway?
And adding to your post on Greco-Roman statues, they also deliberately made the penises small so as not to detract from the main purpose of it ..which was the physique.
Greek men prefered adolescent boys over women. This is a known fact. Most married and had kids but prefered their teenage boy lovers. And the reason why the statues had small penises was because they prefered tiny penises on teenage boys so that their own penis would be larger in comparison and, thus, make them the "man" when in a relationship with the boys.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Actually it's linked directly from Matt's site, bodybuilding pro. These are old . Everyone has seen these. There is one where Jack is showing his browneye ( which he no doubt keeps in great shape with his fresh shakes)
LOL ;D
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Greek men prefered adolescent boys over women. This is a known fact. Most married and had kids but prefered their teenage boy lovers. And the reason why the statues had small penises was because they prefered tiny penises on teenage boys so that their own penis would be larger in comparison and, thus, make them the "man" when in a relationship with the boys.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
actually, jackass, the statues had small penises because they felt large ones were comical and took the attention away from the beauty of the sculpture.
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Greek men prefered adolescent boys over women. This is a known fact. Most married and had kids but prefered their teenage boy lovers. And the reason why the statues had small penises was because they prefered tiny penises on teenage boys so that their own penis would be larger in comparison and, thus, make them the "man" when in a relationship with the boys.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I wasn't disagreeing with you, just adding to your previous post. However, I don't agree with all that. Anyone remotely educated on ancient Greece knows about the Symposiums and you're right about the boys - women were little more than breeding machines. With Greco- Roman statues penises were made deliberately small precisely to stop them becoming something sexual and to keep them about the physique, their primary purpose for being made.
I haven't seen any literature about them making the penises small because it reminded them of young boy's cocks. The accepted, academic, explanation has been that it was an issue of modesty, of trying not to turn it into something sexual and frivolous. This is certainly true in the Roman era, where many of the models were not even that young anyway.
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the statues had small penises because they felt large ones were comical and took the attention away from the beauty of the sculpture.
Yep
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actually, jackass, the statues had small penises because they felt large ones were comical and took the attention away from the beauty of the sculpture.
actually maybe their penises were based on what the average dick looks like flaccid, but thats Jeffro's area of expertise, i think we need to consult him on the matter.
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I wasn't disagreeing with you, just adding to your previous post. However, I don't agree with all that. Anyone remotely educated on ancient Greece knows about the Symposiums and you're right about the boys - women were little more than breeding machines. With Greco- Roman statues penises were made deliberately small precisely to stop them becoming something sexual and to keep them about the physique, their primary purpose for being made.
I haven't seen any literature about them making the penises small because it reminded them of young boy's cocks. The accepted, academic, explanation has been that it was an issue of modesty, of trying not to turn it into something sexual and frivolous. This is certainly true in the Roman era, where many of the models were not even that young anyway.
Wrong. Greek pederasts liked small penises on boys. Plato especifically requested boys with tiny penises in the slave market.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Lol..you keep coming back to what I said ..did it really upset you so badly Cali muscle boy? :D
You shook Jack's hand and now know how 'solid' he really is. Surely you can treasure that handshake and need not be tormented by cyber words, surely?
LOL...This is coming from the fag who keeps a huge collection of homo pictures on his computer, ready to display them at the slightest hint that a BB may not actually be gay. ::)
We've already got GayBM, "TrueFlit"...perhaps you're needed over at musclebear.com, instead.
(By the way, not that it matters, but I'd forgotten that I had already replied. You really are too easily amused, though (and gay-obsessed).
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Holy shit...I'm almost sorry to have continued reading this thread.
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Hmm, says the guy who just made a slew of posts about G4P..It seems that you're quite the hypocrite.
Not everyone has to participate in the g4p. It's pathetic how many of them do.
BBer's like Erik Fankhouser and Evan Centopani are true bodybuilders. Guys that live the lifestyle and work REAL JOBS instead of bending over and flexing for old queers in hotel rooms. Fuck, Erik has a wife and a son and he gets up everyday at 3:30 to do cardio, go to work, go train, go pickup his kid, spend time with his family when he gets home etc... that's a real man's man. As soon as I hear about a bber doing g4p I automatically lose respect for them. Pure lazyness.
And I find it odd that you are so judgemental about the bodybuilders doing g4p in the present day when you are getting deeply wounded and upset that your 94 year old 'solid' infomercial legend did penis and browneye shots for 40's schmoes. I await your inevitable gay-themed response calling me gay ;D
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Nor am I a homphobe.
Hell no...by the looks of it, you're the biggest flit on the site
I also agree about the holes.
::) Ugh, perhaps keeping it to yourself would be a good idea. ??? ???
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Hmm, says the guy who just made a slew of posts about G4P..It seems that you're quite the hypocrite.
And I find it odd that you are so judgemental about the bodybuilders doing g4p in the present day when you are getting deeply wounded and upset that your 94 year old 'solid' infomercial legend did penis and browneye shots for 40's schmoes. I await your inevitable gaed response calling me gay ;D
Um, a slight problem with literacy, "TrueGrit"? I've never stepped foot in Canada.
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So..no comment on why you condemn modern g4p'ers but think it's fine that Jack did the nude shots and browneye pics..Why, because he shook your hand and it was 'solid' ? Prey tell, and without resorting to name calling ..Why do you cut Jack so much slack when he took the schmoe dollar too?
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So..no comment on why you condemn modern g4p'ers but think it's fine that Jack did the nude shots and browneye pics..Why, because he shook your hand and it was 'solid' ? Prey tell, and without resorting to name calling ..Why do you cut Jack so much slack when he took the schmoe dollar too?
lol...Look again.
Like I said, I've never set a foot in Canada. So anxious to divert attention from your massive gay porn collection, you're actually trying to pin other peoples' posts on me. Big fail there, TG. :)
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california muscle sounds like a gay assed name . disappointed to find out lalanne did that queer shit. will never look at him in his little jumpsuit the same again
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california muscle sounds like a gay assed name . disappointed to find out lalanne did that queer shit. will never look at him in his little jumpsuit the same again
LOL..Okay, Delta Farce. ::)
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lol...Look again.
Like I said, I've never set a foot in Canada.
Yea, I see. I understand that I thought he was you. It's a MON and MON type deal.
So I take it that you're cool with Jack's g4ping then.. You just seemed to get awfully upset that I questioned you could ascertain so much from a handshake. It's clear that that handshake was a big deal and I'm genuinely sorry that I upset you. He's a great guy, just a little irritating with his infomercials.
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LOL..Okay, Delta Farce. ::)
wow great comeback. your material is weak as shit , grade school stuff. are you chaos' gimmick?
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Yea, I see. I understand that I thought he was you. It's a MON and MON type deal.
So I take it that you're cool with Jack's g4ping then.. You just seemed to get awfully upset that I questioned you could ascertain so much from a handshake. It's clear that that handshake was a big deal and I'm genuinely sorry that I upset you. He's a great guy, just a little irritating with his infomercials.
LOL..No, I never mentioned a damned thing about Jack LaLanne's past photos or anything remotely like it. Don't know how it started, really.
He is a good guy. He made a point of approaching me and offering some very good advice. He's very knowledgeable, so I'd absolutely consider anything he says. Not many people give a shit these days, so it struck me as a very nice thing. Like I said, I give props where they're due.
As for the handshake, I believe you've now mentioned it about five times. It seems to be a bigger deal to you than it is to me. ;)
Oh, and by the way, I'm sorry for bring up your gay porn collection. You seem like an okay guy and it's really none of my business.
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wow great comeback. your material is weak as shit , grade school stuff. are you chaos' gimmick?
LOL..Aren't you the shitbag that was completely melting at the thought of JPegg's strength versus your own limp-wristed lack of ability?
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LOL..Aren't you the shitbag that was completely melting at the thought of JPegg's strength versus your own limp-wristed lack of ability?
Pegg looks like a fat trucker. he is a strong bastard but looks compeltely shit. i dont understand why no one is allowe dto criticize him on this board. he looks terrible but lifts heavy weight with shit form and fatman suits. great, i'd rather not look disgusting
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Pegg looks like a fat trucker. he is a strong bastard but looks compeltely shit. i dont understand why no one is allowe dto criticize him on this board. he looks terrible but lifts heavy weight with shit form and fatman suits. great, i'd rather not look disgusting
As if you don't look disgusting. That's my point.
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the path to water.
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actually maybe their penises were based on what the average dick looks like flaccid, but thats Jeffro's area of expertise, i think we need to consult him on the matter.
Just like when we have a question about frail sickly 6'2" 140 pound twinks with tiny 6.5 inch wrists, we'll consult you, skinny. ::)
Jack Lalanne has stronger wrists and bones at 94 than you do, can you even bench 135 yet, "big" guy? :-X
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He will out live Ben and Joe.