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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El_Pajero on October 05, 2008, 05:26:54 PM
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Can I use a gun?
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not me
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Can I use a gun?
the fight between you and him will be in a popular club in moscow. would you dare to carry a gun in another country?
so no you cannot carry a gun, you are there to score some communist pussy and suddenly that guy bumps against you and you call him a name and then he turns around and then you see exactly this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Valuev.jpg)
what would you do?
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shit myself
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No I wouldn't fight this guy but his pituitary gland will eventually get the upper hand. ;D
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what would you do?
Honestly, I'd do the same thing I would do if anyone bumped into me: apologize and be friendly. I'm not one of those guys who needs to fight for honor. Deescalating the situation and just walking away is always the way to go.
Except in this guy's case I'd really apologize. :o
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пиздц , that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.
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Hulk Hogan would tear him a new one....FACT!
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No I wouldn't fight this guy but his pituitary gland will eventually get the upper hand. ;D
*Lulls*
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you know who.
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пиздц ,
what language is that ?
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Honestly, I'd do the same thing I would do if anyone bumped into me: apologize and be friendly. I'm not one of those guys who needs to fight for honor. Deescalating the situation and just walking away is always the way to go.
Exactly.
If I'm in the club on the hunt for some commie poontang, fighting this guy will not help me to achieve that goal.
Unless his girlfriend says she'll spread 'em for me if I kick his ass. ;D
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Dont this guy wear a scruffy Superman t shirt with braces and and tends to scream for a baby ruth.
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what language is that ?
Russian.
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the fight between you and him will be in a popular club in moscow. would you dare to carry a gun in another country?
so no you cannot carry a gun, you are there to score some communist pussy and suddenly that guy bumps against you and you call him a name and then he turns around and then you see exactly this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Valuev.jpg)
what would you do?
what does he call me?
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what does he call me?
no, the story is that you called him accidentaly an asshole in russian.
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I would tell him to look out for whats behind him, and I bet he'd fall for it, and then Id kick him in the balls and run for dear life.
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well i would just explain that i didnt know what i meant and apologize. if he continues to want a fight i would have a friend go get a security guard and when he showed up i would kick the guy in the nuts then have my friend get the secuirty to break it up. and then i would have my friend "hold me baCK" while i act like i want a piecc of him yelling "let me at em let me at em ! "
:D
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hell no i wouldnt, if he tryed to check me id most likely go for the choke and hope security proceed to break it up. if we were on hbo however, id mayweather his ass >:(
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what language is that ?
cyrillic alphabet, slavic language
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if it came down to it i would fight that ugly bastard.
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Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.
The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.
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Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.
The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.
this is the funniest answer ever on this site---well played
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How quick do you think he is off his feet? Big gangly limbs. Probably not easy to get him down but if you do lights out
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How quick do you think he is off his feet? Big gangly limbs. Probably not easy to get him down but if you do lights out
Yes Mike when you get the 324 lbs, 7 ft former world champion boxer down it's lights out.
::)
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I actually would fight him just to see if I could last more than 9 seconds and not get killed in the process
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I would beat the shit out of him.
I am a cagefighter.
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I would, bring him on.
::)
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He does kinda look like the former South African boxing champ, I forgot his name, Mike something.
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I'm gonna bring Getbigs own "arce" to fuck him up.
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I'm gonna bring Getbigs own "arce" to fuck him up.
(http://img55.photobucket.com/albums/v167/MasterArce/arce4.jpg)
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WAR VALUEV~
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I would beat the shit out of him.
I am a cagefighter.
Only if u wear tapout or affliction my friend - u wear those fine garments and then u can bust heads with the best of them
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He does NOT fight his steroid dealer Ill tell you that right now...he bows to him knowing his next cycle will cost him 261 314.93 rubles
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wooo, so scary ::)
Go for his legs, make him tap out....whats so hard about that?
Ur just a bunch of pussies
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I'd inject some Test in his neck vein... faster than a ninja...
and then would watch him breakdance...
after that... go to kfc...
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I'd inject some Test in his neck vein... faster than a ninja...
and then would watch him breakdance...
after that... go to kfc...
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Just because somone has a fucked up face dosen't mean they wouldnt be crushed under 150lbs on bench press.
:D
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Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.
The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.
Holy shit.... Then half the UFC must live in my neighborhood, cuz TapOut is required apparel around here.
Who would have thunk there are so many bad-asses in my shitbag little pueblo....
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Holy shit.... Then half the UFC must live in my neighborhood, cuz TapOut is required apparel around here.
Who would have thunk there are so many bad-asses in my shitbag little pueblo....
I know man so many cage fighters, so little cages.
Fight night at hooters i just about shit myself when one of these monsters walks near me...so instead of training mma like a pussy afraid of a beating I just bout a TapOut hat for instant respect and intimidation capabilities.
Dont be fooled by your neighbors shriviled 145 pound physiques, they are all straight up killers and you need to show them respect...just look at their mean stares, they mean buisness.
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Yes Mike when you get the 324 lbs, 7 ft former world champion boxer down it's lights out.
::)
Damn straight! I guarantee I'm lighter on my feet. While he's busy trying to bend over and clobber me I will be knawing his ankles into oblivion!
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I know man so many cage fighters, so little cages.
Fight night at hooters i just about shit myself when one of these monsters walks near me...so instead of training mma like a pussy afraid of a beating I just bout a TapOut hat for instant respect and intimidation capabilities.
Dont be fooled by your neighbors shriviled 145 pound physiques, they are all straight up killers and you need to show them respect...just look at their mean stares, they mean buisness.
haha so true. i saw a skinny 150lb geek in my gym with a shirt that said 'tap, snap or nap' ::)
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haha so true. i saw a skinny 150lb geek in my gym with a shirt that said 'tap, snap or nap' ::)
America must have a lot of geeks.
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If these queers at least knew how to wrestle or knew some bjj it would be one thing, but 98% of these assholes have never done anything in grappling or anykind of combat sports and its just a sad attempt to look hard and "scare" the bigger guys from bashing in their heads.
I wrestled for many years and did some bjj and submission wrestling and everytime I see one of these idiots wearing these I'll persuade them to a grappling match in the aerobics room and one of them has yet to have more experience and skill than just watching an episode of UFC Unleashed. They probrably thought they could pull armbars and triangles on people as easily as they can on the pillows they use as training partners ;D
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Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.
The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.
Good-looking girl walks into U-Food yesterday followed by her douchebag boyfriend. She's got a tiny waist and an ass like a sista. My boy and I are definitely checking her shit out.
Then I notice that the boyfriend is wearing a Tapout shirt. We quickly look away and get back to our meal.
Later on, I go up to the guy and apologize.
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i would drop my pants and challenge him to a pose down
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Good-looking girl walks into U-Food yesterday followed by her douchebag boyfriend. She's got a tiny waist and an ass like a sista. My boy and I are definitely checking her shit out.
Then I notice that the boyfriend is wearing a Tapout shirt. We quickly look away and get back to our meal.
Later on, I go up to the guy and apologize.
As you should have.
You may not have gotten the girl but at least your arm is still attached to your body...what a scary situation I would have probrably pissed my self in a panic attack.
You are truly blessed as these beasts usually do not accept apologies, in the octagon one mistake is one too many.
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valuev is a shit boxer. He barely beat John Ruiz in a 12 round majority decision. One of the judges called it a draw. I watched that fight and it sucked. Any time he got hit even remotely hard by ruiz he tied up and basically shoved ruiz into the ropes and kept clinching. Hardly a win when you consider the 100 pound weight advantage and the nearly 1 foot height advantage.
He won against jameel McCline but that was due to a knee injury that Jameel couldn't answer the bell for the 4th round.
He lost to Ruslan Chaglaev, a virtual nobody. He also beat up a security guard and lost a civil law suit over an argument about a parking spot.
He's just another Tim Sylvia. Anyone who is 7 foot tall 325 is going to be a decent fighter with a little training. It's very difficult to generate punching power if you have to hit a target a foot taller than you. Anyone with decent boxing skill would own this fool.
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Anyone who is 7 foot tall 325 is going to be a decent fighter with a little training. It's very difficult to generate punching power if you have to hit a target a foot taller than you.
True.
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valuev is a shit boxer. He barely beat John Ruiz in a 12 round majority decision. One of the judges called it a draw. I watched that fight and it sucked. Any time he got hit even remotely hard by ruiz he tied up and basically shoved ruiz into the ropes and kept clinching. Hardly a win when you consider the 100 pound weight advantage and the nearly 1 foot height advantage. He won against jameel McCline but that was due to a knee injury that Jameel couldn't answer the bell for the 4th round.
He lost to Ruslan Chaglaev, a virtual nobody. He also beat up a security guard and lost a civil law suit over an argument about a parking spot.
He's just another Tim Sylvia. Anyone who is 7 foot tall 325 is going to be a decent fighter with a little training. It's very difficult to generate punching power if you have to hit a target a foot taller than you. Anyone with decent boxing skill would own this fool.
A lot of that decision had to do with where the fight took place, if it had been in the US the turnout would have probrably been reversed.
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I know man so many cage fighters, so little cages.
Fight night at hooters i just about shit myself when one of these monsters walks near me...so instead of training mma like a pussy afraid of a beating I just bout a TapOut hat for instant respect and intimidation capabilities.
Dont be fooled by your neighbors shriviled 145 pound physiques, they are all straight up killers and you need to show them respect...just look at their mean stares, they mean buisness.
so your saying your a 145lbs at 5ft and BRUTAL attempt to push your arms out to make them look bigger????
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so your saying your a 145lbs at 5ft and BRUTAL attempt to push your arms out to make them look bigger????
You are a fucking idiot if you think im pshing my arms out...hey pussy post a pic of your self.
I'm glad you think my arms are huge though ;)
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You are a fucking idiot if you think im pshing my arms out...hey pussy post a pic of your self.
I'm glad you think my arms are huge though ;)
dont meltdown newbie...we been through this ::)
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dont meltdown newbie...we been through this ::)
Okay, you and your massive 800 posts. Unless you've got a few gimmicks around.
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i would drop my pants and challenge him to a pose down
No surprise there bluto
:D