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Title: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on October 13, 2008, 09:35:32 PM
I hear ya. For the longest time, I had no idea. There were signs, odds things. I have nothing against gays.....my issue is with this whole shit industry as a whole. It's starts with the lying magazines, then it goes to the supplement companies, and then to the competitor's themselves. It's a huge bag of shit. Everyone within it, just winks their eye at each other, and pretend nothing is going on.

You've got the competitors prostituting themselves for drugs, money, and who know what else (drug abusers, and not just anabolics, mind you). You've got crooked judges, fucking and abusing the competitors. You've got the Snake Oil salesmen, who use the huge drug abusers to sell their shit products (all the while, we're being told product X is responsible for their gains and low bf levels). The magazines who seem to always forget to mention that drugs are the BIGGEST ingredient in the bbing cocktail. Then you've got the Feds themselves, the best man in the pageant doesn't always win.

Again, for a while, I was blind to all this. I didn't believe it at first.....but now I know better. It's funny to me how in denial people can be.

So, I'm in the grocery check out aisle this evening and opposite the tabloids are a string of fitness magazines.  I remembered G's post above and I snapped this pic with my iPhone.  It occurred to me that all these magazines look exactly alike; the only thing that changes from month to month are the cover models.  I must have seen that "Lose your Gut" headline (or some variation on it) more than a dozen times over the last year and here it is on two mags side by side!  Apparently everyone in America has a Belly or Gut problem; do these mags ever mention that spot reduction is not possible through diet/exercise?

How do these mags stay in business peddling the same crap month after month for years on end?  I can see buying one or two issues but who subscribes to this stuff?  The hard core BB mags are even more repetitive!  Is there anyone here who hasn't seen the headline "Get ripped!  Now!" a dozen times?

G has it right, this whole fitness industry is a "huge bag of shit."  :(
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on October 13, 2008, 09:37:38 PM
According to these covers, a woman can see results in 12 days; a man can see results in 8.  ::)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: io856 on October 13, 2008, 09:39:56 PM
That sort of perspective on the industry comes with 13000 posts on a bodybuilding board. Poor thing should have got into golf or tennis or something.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: RC Money on October 13, 2008, 09:41:01 PM
According to these covers, a woman can see results in 12 days; a man can see results in 8.  ::)
It could happen, starve yourself for 8-12 days and tell me you dont see results ;D
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Big_Tymer on October 13, 2008, 09:49:56 PM
good points bay.  i remember thinking something similar a while back.  for instance virtually every md cover has some variation of 'get huge arms' on it
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Tombo on October 13, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
According to these covers, a woman can see results in 12 days; a man can see results in 8.  ::)

You see with that specific headline i can understand WHY the market it with different key words.

As a man (and they would do market research for even this type of thing) Gut is something you can relate to candidly but at the same time seriously. And as a woman body image, although there are similar pressures socially, they are higher, so they tend to use a lighter touch and words with less impact (See cute in the dictionary) it's all about the catch phrases and words and I'm guessing that males can lose bodyfat faster than females just due to averages on more muscle/faster metabolisms etc etc.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on October 13, 2008, 10:11:27 PM
Remember this scene from Bigger, Faster Stronger...?

In it, Rick says that 80-90% of all the stuff you see in fitness magazines is complete and total BS!  :(

Remember, those before & after pix were taken on the same day and simply photoshopped.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Earl1972 on October 13, 2008, 10:52:50 PM
So, I'm in the grocery check out aisle this evening and opposite the tabloids are a string of fitness magazines.  I remembered G's post above and I snapped this pic with my iPhone.  It occurred to me that all these magazines look exactly alike; the only thing that changes from month to month are the cover models.  I must have seen that "Lose your Gut" headline (or some variation on it) more than a dozen times over the last year and here it is on two mags side by side!  Apparently everyone in America has a Belly or Gut problem; do these mags ever mention that spot reduction is not possible through diet/exercise?

How do these mags stay in business peddling the same crap month after month for years on end?  I can see buying one or two issues but who subscribes to this stuff?  The hard core BB mags are even more repetitive!  Is there anyone here who hasn't seen the headline "Get ripped!  Now!" a dozen times?

G has it right, this whole fitness industry is a "huge bag of shit."  :(

so you call him "G" now hmm... ;D

E
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: phemonmmill32 on October 13, 2008, 11:26:53 PM
if you can sift through all of the advertisements every now and then you can find some useful info...usually the only time i read any of these types is when i'm in the waiting room somewhere.. i come here to gain knowledge ;)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 13, 2008, 11:29:29 PM
if you can sift through all of the advertisements every now and then you can find some useful info...

Wow, what a great f'n insight!  You should post more. ::)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: phemonmmill32 on October 13, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Wow, what a great f'n insight!  You should post more. ::)


some buildings get torn down and old sea turtles die... what else are you looking for?
they have a thread on the bible and bodybuilding and you're going to flame on me....guess that involves too much though for you ::)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: webcake on October 13, 2008, 11:55:01 PM

some buildings get torn down and old sea turtles die... what else are you looking for?
they have a thread on the bible and bodybuilding and you're going to flame on me....guess that involves too much though for you ::)

what are you talking about?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 14, 2008, 12:21:39 AM
what are you talking about?

ahahahaha  exactly
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: GoneAway on October 14, 2008, 12:33:27 AM
Basically, you can read maybe 3 or 4 FLEX's and get enough information to be a good BBer. But you have to put everything in place and devote yourself to it. Most people don't.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: gordiano on October 14, 2008, 02:55:03 AM
It could happen, starve yourself for 8-12 days and tell me you dont see results ;D

Of course you'll see results.....you'll leave a bit leaner corpse.  ;)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: gordiano on October 14, 2008, 02:57:30 AM

some buildings get torn down and old sea turtles die... what else are you looking for?
they have a thread on the bible and bodybuilding and you're going to flame on me....guess that involves too much though for you ::)

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00078/ed_imgSNN2402A_78770a.jpg)


 ::)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: johnnynoname on October 14, 2008, 03:06:48 AM


How do these mags stay in business peddling the same crap month after month for years on end? 

easy

the general public consists of idiots

They still believe that the best way to get lean is 45 minutes of low intensity cardio
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Bluto on October 14, 2008, 03:31:22 AM
buy magazines, support the sport
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: io856 on October 14, 2008, 03:34:23 AM
buy magazines, support the sport
supplements too  ;D
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Azure on October 14, 2008, 06:19:40 AM
I used to be intimidated by the women I saw in fitness magazines, and then when I saw them in real life....I was so glad I didn't look like that.  Man faces, hair on the face, bad skin.

It's no wonder many of the guys (straight) in the Bodybuilding industry pick regular women...some even pick women with curves and meat on their bones rather than the "fit" women in the magazines.  They look terrible in person.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on January 27, 2009, 07:24:59 AM
Here we go again.  I'm in the check out aisle and what do I see?  Another magazine that tells you to "Lose Your Belly" and now women can 'see results in 8 days!'  Just a few months ago, they said you could see results in 12 days.  I guess that's progress...

How many times can a fitness magazine say the exact same thing and have people buy it? ???

Compare this cover to the Woman's Health magazine at the start of this thread.  They are almost identical: 
Lose Your gut vs. Lose your Gut
Success Without Stress vs. Success Without Stress
15 Amazing Sex Secrets vs. 14 Amazing Sex Secrets
Fat-Burning Power Foods vs. 15 Fat-Burning Power Foods
Look Your Best vs. Look Your Best
 
::)

Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: lovemonkey on January 27, 2009, 07:32:54 AM
Did you guys know that our one and only Keith Jones (aka onlyme) sat right next to Jonesey from the Police Academy at a charity event??

Never can I even aspire to be such a great man!
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: gordiano on January 27, 2009, 09:19:39 AM
Here we go again.  I'm in the check out aisle and what do I see?  Another magazine that tells you to "Lose Your Belly" and now women can 'see results in 8 days!'  Just a few months ago, they said you could see results in 12 days.  I guess that's progress...

How many times can a fitness magazine say the exact same thing and have people buy it? ???

Compare this cover to the Woman's Health magazine at the start of this thread.  They are almost identical: 
Lose Your gut vs. Lose your Gut
Success Without Stress vs. Success Without Stress
15 Amazing Sex Secrets vs. 14 Amazing Sex Secrets
Fat-Burning Power Foods vs. 15 Fat-Burning Power Foods
Look Your Best vs. Look Your Best
 
::)




Amazing.  ;D
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: spinnis on January 27, 2009, 09:21:07 AM
Did you guys know that our one and only Keith Jones (aka onlyme) sat right next to Jonesey from the Police Academy at a charity event??

Never can I even aspire to be such a great man!

Wow! He did what you say?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: lovemonkey on January 27, 2009, 09:22:52 AM
Wow! He did what you say?

I'm not 100% positive, but I'm quite sure Keith Jones sat right next to Jonesy from the Police Academy!!!

Rumors has it that it was at a charity event. CNN is about to report on it.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: kiwiol on January 27, 2009, 09:24:34 AM
I'm not 100% positive, but I'm quite sure Keith Jones sat right next to Jonesy from the Police Academy!!!

Rumors has it that it was at a charity event. CNN is about to report on it.

You Sir, are a man on a mission who sticks to his agenda ;D
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on January 27, 2009, 09:26:26 AM

Amazing.  ;D

The bodybuilding magazines (FLEX, Muscle & Fitness, etc.) are just as repetitive... ::) 

Has anyone here admited to subscribing to this shit?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: lovemonkey on January 27, 2009, 09:45:29 AM
You Sir, are a man on a mission who sticks to his agenda ;D

To show my dedication to this remarkable event, here is a photograph!!
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: GigantorX on January 27, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
To show my dedication to this remarkable event, here is a photograph!!

AHAHAHah

Classic, quality and entertaining....it should be deleted before the hour is out.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 27, 2009, 10:44:51 AM
The best ad was where they were selling a supplement which was claimed to give you a really good pump in the gym or something like that, and there were pics of a guy, supposedly before and after a training session (of course much bigger afterwards). But, during this session his hair grew like an inch!  ;D
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2009, 10:49:08 AM
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: 240 is Back on January 27, 2009, 10:51:21 AM
Here we go again.  I'm in the check out aisle and what do I see?  Another magazine that tells you to "Lose Your Belly" and now women can 'see results in 8 days!'  Just a few months ago, they said you could see results in 12 days.  I guess that's progress...

How many times can a fitness magazine say the exact same thing and have people buy it? ???

Compare this cover to the Woman's Health magazine at the start of this thread.  They are almost identical: 
Lose Your gut vs. Lose your Gut
Success Without Stress vs. Success Without Stress
15 Amazing Sex Secrets vs. 14 Amazing Sex Secrets
Fat-Burning Power Foods vs. 15 Fat-Burning Power Foods
Look Your Best vs. Look Your Best
 
::)



great analysis.  i'd love to see one on the musle mags.  how many ways can they say "add mass' or 'get shredded'?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: lovemonkey on January 27, 2009, 10:54:17 AM


Fuck islam. It's poison to your mind.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on January 27, 2009, 10:56:56 AM
great analysis.  i'd love to see one on the musle mags.  how many ways can they say "add mass' or 'get shredded'?

Notice the dates on the two issues. One is October 2008 and the other is January/February 2009.  Even the font is the same for the main headline "Lose Your Belly!"  All they did was change the cover model.  ::)
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2009, 10:57:02 AM
dont hate
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: lovemonkey on January 27, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
dont hate

I bet you love the islamic invasion in your own country, mars?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Oldschool Flip on January 27, 2009, 11:00:42 AM
People are just naive. The Mags and supplement companies are just doing what they need to do....make money. If naive people buy the mags and supps, that's who they will cater too. There are so many scams out there in the fitness/wellness industry because it's a money making business.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Monster_Everything on January 27, 2009, 11:00:54 AM
dont hate
I actually sat and watched your posting of the Stalin documentary from the History Channel, very interesting.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2009, 11:07:11 AM
I actually sat and watched your posting of the Stalin documentary from the History Channel, very interesting.

yeah great stuff indeed bro.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: ~flower~ on January 27, 2009, 11:08:49 AM
15 Amazing Sex Secrets vs. 14 Amazing Sex Secrets

What's the secret 15th one that only one mag knows about?   ???
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: BayGBM on January 27, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
What's the secret 15th one that only one mag knows about?   ???

It's the same magazine!!!  >:(
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: ~flower~ on January 27, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
It's the same magazine!!!  >:(

  oh!  must have been too scandalous to reprint!   :o
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: flagadajones on January 27, 2009, 11:21:50 AM
the suplement industry works exactly the same way... selling dream in powder...

I'ts all a giant scam aimed at luring newcommers constantly into falling for the ads and opening their wallets. That is all.

Now almost all industries work the same way, but yeah, the fitness/bodybuilding/suplement(all working hand in hand) industry is the worst of em all cause it takes really a low scum narcistic and self centered lying asshole to work in this.

I'd go as far as including gym staffs /employees , personal trainers to be for the most of em part of this giant douchebagry.




Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2009, 11:22:47 AM
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 27, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Here we go again.  I'm in the check out aisle and what do I see?  Another magazine that tells you to "Lose Your Belly" and now women can 'see results in 8 days!'  Just a few months ago, they said you could see results in 12 days.  I guess that's progress...

How many times can a fitness magazine say the exact same thing and have people buy it? ???

Compare this cover to the Woman's Health magazine at the start of this thread.  They are almost identical: 
Lose Your gut vs. Lose your Gut
Success Without Stress vs. Success Without Stress
15 Amazing Sex Secrets vs. 14 Amazing Sex Secrets
Fat-Burning Power Foods vs. 15 Fat-Burning Power Foods
Look Your Best vs. Look Your Best
 
::)



This whole issue is the basis for my sig "Mind-blowing pumps, steroid-like gains." 
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Chick on January 27, 2009, 03:48:54 PM
So, I'm in the grocery check out aisle this evening and opposite the tabloids are a string of fitness magazines.  I remembered G's post above and I snapped this pic with my iPhone.  It occurred to me that all these magazines look exactly alike; the only thing that changes from month to month are the cover models.  I must have seen that "Lose your Gut" headline (or some variation on it) more than a dozen times over the last year and here it is on two mags side by side!  Apparently everyone in America has a Belly or Gut problem; do these mags ever mention that spot reduction is not possible through diet/exercise?

How do these mags stay in business peddling the same crap month after month for years on end?  I can see buying one or two issues but who subscribes to this stuff?  The hard core BB mags are even more repetitive!  Is there anyone here who hasn't seen the headline "Get ripped!  Now!" a dozen times?

G has it right, this whole fitness industry is a "huge bag of shit."  :(

Welocme to the world of publications....it's the same shit with Cosmo, Car and driver and field and steam....golf Inc, Running Illustrated, or just about any othe magazine....same shit, different cover....what were you expecting exactly?
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on January 27, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
It's how a lot of mags work, certainly the weeklies. there's just not enough real substance, and if there was it would either go over the readers' heads or the editors'.
They just fill it with crap, silly tests, horrendous editorials, there's so many crappy columnists scribbling their mundane babblings in these add riddled mags.

Meltdown btw
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: QuakerOats on January 27, 2009, 03:56:45 PM
It's how a lot of mags work, certainly the weeklies. there's just not enough real substance, and if there was it would either go over the readers' heads or the editors'.
They just fill it with crap, silly tests, horrendous editorials, there's so many crappy columnists scribbling their mundane babblings in these add riddled mags.

Meltdown btw
exactly, the covers are meant to draw attention from people in stores, newsstands, etc, grandiose statements, exclamation points, big bold faced type, etc...........Advertisin g 101.
Title: Re: The Magazines
Post by: leonp1981 on January 27, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
I always liked the "Gain 1 Inch on Your Arms in 24 Hours" cover that I read ages ago.  You had to do a small workout every 90 minutes for like 10 hours, or something like that, mainly pumping exercises. 

Right at the end of the article was a small bit basically saying: "Most trainers found that they had gained 1 inch at the end of the day, and 20% found that they actually kept 1/8th of it the following day!"

 ::)