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Title: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
I just got fired--again--that makes 112 jobs---next.  Should we do a pool on what job the Y Board wants me to do next?  I'm open to suggestions.  BTW, I got fired cause ---I was on the phone with the boss, a guy came in:I told the guy it was not a good tiem as I was on the phone with the boss;said guy grabs his nuts and tells me to suck his cock; I proceed to toss said guy around the shop like a rag doll; anddddd fired.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 18, 2008, 02:23:17 PM
I just got fired--again--that makes 112 jobs---next.  Should we do a pool on what job the Y Board wants me to do next?  I'm open to suggestions.  BTW, I got fired cause ---I was on the phone with the boss, a guy came in:I told the guy it was not a good tiem as I was on the phone with the boss;said guy grabs his nuts and tells me to suck his cock; I proceed to toss said guy around the shop like a rag doll; anddddd fired.
Getbig meltdown in real life. You should have got a promotion!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Master Blaster on October 18, 2008, 02:55:15 PM
Getbig meltdown in real life. You should have got a promotion!

Oh fuck yeah!

Maybe Ron is hiring?
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 18, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
Ask for Blutos job
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 03:13:18 PM
Ask for Blutos job

You don't want to be the getbig knob slobber.. Don't ask for Bluto's job... :-X
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
You don't want to be the getbig knob slobber.. Don't ask for Bluto's job... :-X

did you get the mma board job?  I backed you on that thread
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 03:16:15 PM
did you get the mma board job?  I backed you on that thread

I saw that, but Ron hasn't done shit. It's like he started the thread and then fucked it off or something? Thanks for the vote brother. Where were you working at?
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
I saw that, but Ron hasn't done shit. It's like he started the thread and then fucked it off or something? Thanks for the vote brother. Where were you working at?

oh just a car dealership detailing cars.  I'm an anomolie, I have an economics degree and a computer science certificate and various other education gibberish, but work shitty jobs cause getting hired for good jobs is tough when you are kinda fucked in the head and have a 2 page criminal record.  Ahhh life, always an adventure
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: drkaje on October 18, 2008, 03:23:28 PM
oh just a car dealership detailing cars.  I'm an anomolie, I have an economics degree and a computer science certificate and various other education gibberish, but work shitty jobs cause getting hired for good jobs is tough when you are kinda fucked in the head and have a 2 page criminal record.  Ahhh life, always an adventure

No matter what happens.... knowing you're kinda fucked in the head is an advantage. We're all kinda fucked up in some way. :)

All the best!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 03:24:11 PM
oh just a car dealership detailing cars.  I'm an anomolie, I have an economics degree and a computer science certificate and various other education gibberish, but work shitty jobs cause getting hired for good jobs is tough when you are kinda fucked in the head and have a 2 page criminal record.  Ahhh life, always an adventure


Yeah I just got a misdameanor dog at large and tried to get the prosecuter to drop the misd.. Told him I was trying to get on the police force, he then laughs and goes well with a battery, mip, yadda, yadda, yadda. I don't think that a dog at large will stop you. SO THAT PLAN DIDN:T FUCKING WORK! Shuld have just paid the fucking ticket as court costs were just as much as the ticket and I had to pay 25 bucks on the ticket on top of court costs.. Then the bitch at the counter says it will be 3 dollars to pay for your card. Needless to say when I hit the doors I screamed Fuck about 4 times. The looks on the suits faces outside the courthouse was priceless.... ;D
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 18, 2008, 03:26:47 PM

Yeah I just got a misdameanor dog at large and tried to get the prosecuter to drop the misd.. Told him I was trying to get on the police force, he then laughs and goes well with a battery, mip, yadda, yadda, yadda. I don't think that a dog at large will stop you. SO THAT PLAN DIDN:T FUCKING WORK! Shuld have just paid the fucking ticket as court costs were just as much as the ticket and I had to pay 25 bucks on the ticket on top of court costs.. Then the bitch at the counter says it will be 3 dollars to pay for your card. Needless to say when I hit the doors I screamed Fuck about 4 times. The looks on the suits faces outside the courthouse was priceless.... ;D
PFFFT>>.........I got an off the leash on my two pits...........$1000 fine and two years probation. >:(
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
PFFFT>>.........I got an off the leash on my two pits...........$1000 fine and two years probation. >:(


damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Master Blaster on October 18, 2008, 04:22:07 PM
I saw that, but Ron hasn't done shit. It's like he started the thread and then fucked it off or something? Thanks for the vote brother. Where were you working at?

I'm reporting you to Ron.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 05:37:58 PM
I'm reporting you to Ron.

Report to Ron that I am waiting to see what he is going to do? He started the thread and then hasn't done anything IE Fucked it off...
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
shut up all of you      this thread is about me     ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 18, 2008, 05:51:41 PM
shut up all of you      this thread is about me     ;D ;D ;D
Why can't you hold down a job?

Maybe you should look for work not dealing with the public.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 06:07:11 PM
Why can't you hold down a job?

Maybe you should look for work not dealing with the public.

nah that would take the fun out of it
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 18, 2008, 06:13:36 PM
nah that would take the fun out of it
I just had a vision bro!!!


Golfers caddy!! :o
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 07:31:59 PM
I just had a vision bro!!!


Golfers caddy!! :o

Go work Security!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
caddy was my all time dream job---not in this snow infested country

security?  yeah with my record----not
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 18, 2008, 07:47:30 PM
caddy was my all time dream job---not in this snow infested country

security?  yeah with my record----not
What about.............snowpl ow driver!

Yes, avesher behind the wheel of a rig with a big ass shovel on the front, it would be great!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 18, 2008, 07:56:01 PM
What about.............snowpl ow driver!

Yes, avesher behind the wheel of a rig with a big ass shovel on the front, it would be great!

you may be on to something there my friend
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 18, 2008, 08:00:07 PM
you may be on to something there my friend
Do you ned a special license?

I'd suggest filing applications on Monday, ASAP!!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Geo on October 18, 2008, 08:06:10 PM
  Should we do a pool on what job the Y Board wants me to do next?  I'm open to suggestions. 


do porn !
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on October 18, 2008, 08:27:39 PM
cage fight? what about body guarding... Shit if that all fails go bartend brother.. They are usually always in the right when assaulting customers..
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: windsor88 on October 18, 2008, 08:58:49 PM
maybe a hitman.  You can't get a good job anyway cuz of your prior record and you are certified crazy.  Not sure about Canada but in the US you could plead insanity and you already have that one covered.  Some kind of organized crime would be good for you.  I know you do the poker thing.  Maybe get into running a gambling ring, prostitution etc... One feeds the other.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: drkaje on October 19, 2008, 05:55:05 AM
Apply for the crazy money. :)
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 19, 2008, 09:09:10 AM
Apply for the crazy money. :)

reapply---I got crazy money for a year before--seriously considering it again
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: haider on October 19, 2008, 09:20:08 AM
reapply---I got crazy money for a year before--seriously considering it again
what kind of therapies have you tried, if any?
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: drkaje on October 19, 2008, 09:40:23 AM
Take the money.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 19, 2008, 11:24:29 AM
what kind of therapies have you tried, if any?

oh man--this list is long--no one could ever say I havent put the effort into changing my ways.  Realistically I have improved massively over time, its just that the few times I flip out its so extreme.  Anyways, you could pretty much name the therapy and I have tried it.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: drkaje on October 19, 2008, 03:38:49 PM
This is the therapy most people need. :)

Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 20, 2008, 09:09:41 AM
sigh---10 am Monday, to go get a job or not, that is the question.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 20, 2008, 09:21:23 AM
sigh---10 am Monday, to go get a job or not, that is the question.
No - Start an online steroid shop and take peoples money
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: windsor88 on October 20, 2008, 09:22:49 AM
No - Start an online steroid shop and take peoples money

Too much competition for that business it seems.  unfortunately.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: dan18 on October 20, 2008, 02:38:28 PM
caddy was my all time dream job---not in this snow infested country

security?  yeah with my record----not
PM DEREK  maybe he can get you a g4p job ;D
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 20, 2008, 03:15:40 PM
PM DEREK  maybe he can get you a g4p job ;D

I'm too fat---an d probably too straight
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: drkaje on October 20, 2008, 04:08:50 PM
I'm too fat---an d probably too straight

Those guys all claim to be straight, LOL!

Seriously, they say it's just a job and that drugs, nice cars, protein, etc... aren't cheap. :)
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: dan18 on October 20, 2008, 04:54:31 PM
Those guys all claim to be straight, LOL!

Seriously, they say it's just a job and that drugs, nice cars, protein, etc... aren't cheap. :)
sorry buy my self respect isnt for sale :-\
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 21, 2008, 09:15:49 AM
Tuesday 1015 am--do I look for a job?  hmmm It's raining outside---I better not risk it
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 22, 2008, 09:58:15 AM
Wednesday 10:58 am---should I look for a job?  Negative
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 22, 2008, 10:42:39 AM
Tuesday 1015 am--do I look for a job?  hmmm It's raining outside---I better not risk it
This was a wise decision.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: bigbobs on October 22, 2008, 10:55:03 AM
Hey Avesher, why not work at the good old oil rigs?  I don't know much about it,  but heard it requires very little training but pays more than most professionals earn...hard labour though.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Fury on October 22, 2008, 11:37:21 AM
Hey Avesher, why not work at the good old oil rigs?  I don't know much about it,  but heard it requires very little training but pays more than most professionals earn...hard labour though.

Seen some shows on that. Guys can make like 80k a year but it's pretty dangerous. Would probably be an awesome job, though. Roughnecks, baby!
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 22, 2008, 12:36:46 PM
working on the rigs is like work,...and I hate work
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Fury on October 22, 2008, 12:51:49 PM
working on the rigs is like work,...and I hate work

I suggest hitman, serial killer, or drug lord. If you move to Colombia and cut a few heads off, you can probably establish a good power base.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 22, 2008, 03:46:54 PM
I would love to be a hitman---I place no value on life.  I would rule at taht job.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 22, 2008, 05:12:12 PM
I would love to be a hitman---I place no value on life.  I would rule at taht job.

You could be a stripper....
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 22, 2008, 05:21:48 PM
You could be a stripper....

yes overweight hairy middle aged strippers are in huge demand---think I'll stick to hit man
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: CalvinH on October 23, 2008, 07:07:44 AM
I would love to be a hitman---I place no value on life.  I would rule at taht job.



I can't see much need for a hitman where you live :-\
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: bigbobs on October 23, 2008, 10:49:16 AM
Seen some shows on that. Guys can make like 80k a year but it's pretty dangerous. Would probably be an awesome job, though. Roughnecks, baby!

Actually the locals who do it here in Alberta tell me they make about double that - although that is Canadian currency, but still...almost seems too good to be true for something that requires little/no training.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 23, 2008, 11:18:50 AM
Thursday, 12:18 pm---sigh, I got a job
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: CalvinH on October 23, 2008, 11:21:55 AM
Actually the locals who do it here in Alberta tell me they make about double that - although that is Canadian currency, but still...almost seems too good to be true for something that requires little/no training.



I'll take Canadian money over the dollar right now.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on October 23, 2008, 11:46:49 AM
Thursday, 12:18 pm---sigh, I got a job

So when will your first hit take place?
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 23, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
So when will your first hit take place?

start a pool---winner gets an autographed avesher t shirt
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 23, 2008, 05:42:59 PM
Thursday, 12:18 pm---sigh, I got a job
How did it find you?
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: CalvinH on October 23, 2008, 05:50:50 PM
How did it find you?


Maybe someone lent him a gun or a knife so he could get started with work ??? ;
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 23, 2008, 06:17:42 PM
How did it find you?

well theres a couple jobs I am actually really good at and word of mouth got out that I was available.  No wisecracks here--lol.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Fury on October 23, 2008, 06:21:13 PM
Actually the locals who do it here in Alberta tell me they make about double that - although that is Canadian currency, but still...almost seems too good to be true for something that requires little/no training.

It's legit. Just read about it. They have to pay people to work 20 hour shifts for weeks on end and in a field where there are a lot of fatalities. Loggers make a shitload of money to cut down trees and those guys on deadliest catch make a lot to fish.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 23, 2008, 06:24:59 PM
I've decided to change my name to "The Instant Classic" for a few days, or longer.  Maybe even legally
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 23, 2008, 06:55:24 PM
well theres a couple jobs I am actually really good at and word of mouth got out that I was available.  No wisecracks here--lol.
So you're working in a casino? How long til you bash some smart ass in the face? :D
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on October 24, 2008, 08:53:20 AM
So you're working in a casino? How long til you bash some smart ass in the face? :D

2 days maximum.
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 24, 2008, 12:35:18 PM
nono not casino--Im banned from the casino here for 5 years for trying to throw someone out a window
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: chaos on October 24, 2008, 03:46:22 PM
nono not casino--Im banned from the casino here for 5 years for trying to throw someone out a window
lmao ;D
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: avesher on October 24, 2008, 03:49:15 PM
lmao ;D

stupid double pane windows and security guards
Title: Re: Fired
Post by: Caveman on October 28, 2008, 06:27:05 AM
So what kind of job is it? Are you pimpinī?