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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: QuakerOats on October 30, 2008, 12:31:26 PM
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
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probably the person who always comes up to you to give you a hand and talk to you.
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skinny fat morons who come to the gym for 2 weeks pump weights, don't gain anything then quit
...them and their quarter rep bench presses and squats >:( ;D
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
Yeah I guess it's better than the alternative............h aving nasty ass dirty, sweaty equipment and a MRSA infested locker room. You should be happy there is someone willing to work for pennies to keep your gym clean so you can parade around in your fatsuit acting big and strong.
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People who talk to me during a set!
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Yeah I guess it's better than the alternative............h aving nasty ass dirty, sweaty equipment and a MRSA infested locker room. You should be happy there is someone willing to work for pennies to keep your gym clean so you can parade around in your fatsuit acting big and strong.
problem is that he doesn't really clean anything, he just walks around staring at people and acting creepy................BT W when should we expect a picture of this 6'5" 250 pound physique with 35 inch quads of yours?
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.BTW when should we expect a picture of this 6'5" 250 pound physique with 35 inch quads of yours?
your nickname should be "pictureman"
always with the pictures ::)
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We have a guy who makes Layne Nortons pre lift rituals look tame. The guy squats 135, then shoulder presses the barbell and lets it drop from head height, crashing onto the floor. The guy scowels and glances around to make sure people see what a badass he is.
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has to be a toss up between the creepy old guy who takes his time in the locker room drying off with a hand towel
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the two knuckleheads that do made up exercises with horrible form, like low cable curls with the single handles on both sides loaded with over half the stack and just yank away...
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this guy isn't at my new gym but he was at my old gym and ,from what i understand, he shows up at other gyms around the US
I'm talking about "TapOut guy"
I think i don't have to describe him- everyone knows who he is
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my gym has an employee like that. All quirky and weird, hanging out in the locker room refilling towels and always being in the way. Just spending more time in the locker room than he has to.
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
EVERYONE WHO DISTURBS MY WAR WITH THE IRON!!
::) ::)
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
I hate the MINLFs, where N means "I would not..." >:( >:(
They randomly occupy every machine for hours and sweat like a pig.
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probably the person who always comes up to you to give you a hand and talk to you.
yes, even worse if they give you "advice". More than usual it's from the latest Flex
cunts
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All the teenage twinks who always talk more than work out, but for some reason they always seem to occupy my space. For hours. They only train biceps and chest and never ever gain. Probably loads of schmoes like that on this board.
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The half rep gang.
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we've also got a stinky, sweaty ass greek dude probably 27-28 years old, balding, hairy, wears the same stinky ass white wife beater and sweats every day he's in there, slams weights around because his headphones are so loud that he can't hear anything.
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All the teenage twinks who always talk more than work out, but for some reason they always seem to occupy my space. For hours. They only train biceps and chest and never ever gain. Probably loads of schmoes like that on this board.
LOL. Not me. I workout at a 24hr and I swear I'm the ONLY one I ever see squatting in the power rack. I'll see a few guys once in a blue moon deadlifting but if anyone squats it's usually chicks in the Smith machine. Same thing with Bent over barbell rows. I never see any guys doing these.
I'd say the most annoying fucks in my gym are the guys that try to look cool and different by doing all these new fangled exercises. One guy was curling with dumbells and doing these very unnecessary twisting movements throughout the entire range of motion. Like he was in a fucking band camp twirling a baton or some shit. Always laugh at the guy that insits on getting on his knees to use the cable crossovers. LOL.
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the guys with imaginary lats
who scream when they are curling the twenty fives
and shout shit likes it all you
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The guy at my gym who trains with Darrem Charles. He's got a swimmers build. Decent arms and delts, but no legs and he's weak as hell. Wears sweat pants to cover up his chicken legs and has a bad case of ILS. He seems to be that guy who always in your way. Likes to just stand between the dumbells and the benches, so if you grab a pair of heavy DB's and try to get to your bench, he's always in your way. Looking at him, I think even if he was 250lb ripped, he would still look like a pussy. You know, the kinda guy if he was out and some guy said something to his girl he'd pretend like he didn't hear it so he could avoid confrontation.
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The guy at my gym who trains with Darrem Charles. He's got a swimmers build. Decent arms and delts, but no legs and he's weak as hell. Wears sweat pants to cover up his chicken legs and has a bad case of ILS. He seems to be that guy who always in your way. Likes to just stand between the dumbells and the benches, so if you grab a pair of heavy DB's and try to get to your bench, he's always in your way. Looking at him, I think even if he was 250lb ripped, he would still look like a pussy. You know, the kinda guy if he was out and some guy said something to his girl he'd pretend like he didn't hear it so he could avoid confrontation.
hahahahhaa, i think that's the dude who trains with him on the BFTO videos, real tall lanky dude with wavy dark hair, always wears sweatpants and a sleeveless shirt?
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my list (of the top of my head)
- "TapOut guy"- typical MMA poser
- the shadowboxer
- old guy who will talk your ear off if you, accidently, make eye contact with you
- newly certified staff trainer who purposely speaks loud so everyone can hear about how he knows about the "SITS" muscles and dorsiflexion.
-Tattoo guy- actually, he is okay- it's just that he is becoming too cliche'
-BGG's- starting lifting 4 weeks ago and is already up 20lbs in lean mass without any gear and he has shitty form and eats McDonalds everyday
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the guys with imaginary lats
who scream when they are curling the twenty fives
and shout shit likes it all you
Hey you're not that bad! x
ta ta
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-The personal trainers that preach "functional" training and are against any sort of heavy lifting
-The homosexuals
That's about it really.
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im too busy lifting monster weights to notice people around me at the gym
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I'm generally annoyed by people.
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im not
when im in the gym im in the zone
i dont notice people, i dont notice the time or even if the sun is up
only when you become one with the weights can you overcome whats holding you back and progress into new, unknown, territory of muscle and might
people like "quakeroats" pretty much looked the same for 20 years because they care so much about others rather than their own training
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people like "quakeroats" pretty much looked the same for 20 years because they care so much about others rather than their own training
that, and he has BFLG
big fat loser genes
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that, and he has BFLG
big fat loser genes
which means he gotta try so much harder than others
the problem is that big fat loser genes often comes with a lack of will power that is... sickening
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im not
when im in the gym im in the zone
i dont notice people, i dont notice the time or even if the sun is up
only when you become one with the weights can you overcome whats holding you back and progress into new, unknown, territory of muscle and might
people like "quakeroats" pretty much looked the same for 20 years because they care so much about others rather than their own training
Good post.
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Has to be the "smith machine warriors" or the old guys with their balls hanging out.
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which means he gotta try so much harder than others
the problem is that big fat loser genes often comes with a lack of will power that is... sickening
fat people make me sick- so selfish. so lacking in will power
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fat people make me sick- so selfish. so lacking in will power
fat people are ok, it's the permabulking "bodybuilders" that disgust me who use their bodybuilding "lifestyle" as an excuse to eat
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fat people are ok, it's the permabulking "bodybuilders" that disgust me who use their bodybuilding "lifestyle" as an excuse to eat
"Hey kid, I could look like you. Yep, it would be easy too but, ya know what, I'd rather be huge brother. But,um, yeah, what you got, ya know, it's a good look but to me being big is where it's at"
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This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.
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fat people are ok, it's the permabulking "bodybuilders" that disgust me who use their bodybuilding "lifestyle" as an excuse to eat
Why would someone need an excuse to eat? Eating is fun!
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45-50 mins in and out the gym now. 3on/4off. dont have the time to keep track of members anymore. plus i'm at 24hr fit...just the normal cardio crowd over there.
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The 50 year old tool wearing short-shorts and sleeveless shirt who occupies a bench, the squat rack, and pulley machine all at the same time. If you try to jump in and use his bench, the massive 160 lb monster with old droopy muscles and 14 inch arms gets very defensive
and whiney. It's best for you to let this beast finish his sets, in which he employs a preposterous 4 inch range of motion for each exercise. This outrageous workout style is why you look at him and realize why his physique hasnt changed in the 5 years since he's been at the gym. :-\
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people who don't spray deodorant
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im not
when im in the gym im in the zone
i dont notice people, i dont notice the time or even if the sun is up
only when you become one with the weights can you overcome whats holding you back and progress into new, unknown, territory of muscle and might
That sounds like one of those "Animal" adverts!
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I dont pay too much attention.. but early morning at one gym i go to there is always like 5really efiminate gay guys who walk around in shorts that show their entire upper legs and tight shirts and none of them are attractive in the least bit. I dont like those guys too much. At another gym , which I rarely go to, this guy who who has competed in an amatuer show is always in there and he has the worst case of imanginary lat syndrome I ever seen on a dude. Walks arund like he is 280 ripped but in reality hes maybe 210, and not even very lean.
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There was a guy in my old gym who had some major OCD going on. He used to pay to come in and put everyone's weights away. Not just away, but exactly where he wanted them. He had some mental picture of exactly where each plate belonged, and every dumbell, bar, everything. And we had about three different brands of plates, but he wouldn't mix them.
He never worked out, just cleaned up, and paid the gym to allow him to do it.
Oh yeah, it was annoying cos he'd try and take them while you were using them.
>:(
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The hot bitches with attitude
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problem is that he doesn't really clean anything, he just walks around staring at people and acting creepy................BT W when should we expect a picture of this 6'5" 250 pound physique with 35 inch quads of yours?
hahahahhaa, I'm enjoying this new passive aggressive "post your pic" angle mirza is taking.
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The hot bitches with attitude
or worse, the ugly bitches with attitude.
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or worse, the ugly bitches with attitude.
they are the ones that actually ruin it for the "hot" girls because one could figure that if this ugly bitch has a attitude imagine what kind of attitude a hot girl will have.
that is why ugly girls are evil because they ruin it for the hot bitches out there
then again, i don't have these problems because i'm smooth like alec baldwin in that movie "married to the mob"
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I would have to say anyone shadow boxing between sets.
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gotta love the Azn shadow boxers on the treadmill ::) ::)
stick to the books :-X
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This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.
MARV SIN CITY?
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they are the ones that actually ruin it for the "hot" girls because one could figure that if this ugly bitch has a attitude imagine what kind of attitude a hot girl will have.
that is why ugly girls are evil because they ruin it for the hot bitches out there
then again, i don't have these problems because i'm smooth like alec baldwin in that movie "married to the mob"
yes and they make the hot girls feel more special because they dont care about their looks. goddamnit i hate fat ugly women, and there are so many of them these days, because too many men settle with a fat ugly woman.
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MARV SIN CITY?
yes ;D i love that film
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Ok so we got
1. Mr. Sweaty man...this fucko sweats all over the place..and never whipes off the bench
2. Mr. "Dumb ass extra move man" The assclowns who do dumbbell curls and will throw a squat or lunge in there for nothin
3. "Group o guidos" These young butt buddies act "black" and travel around the gym in groups and hog up the benches talkin about "we got 5 sets each" and its like 5 of them
4. Mr "I need every weight dumbbell right infront of me while im working out" man...Look i have no problem with the pyramid shit but on db curls...you cant have everything from 25-55's like right infront of you...
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yes ;D i love that film
yes yes...thats a classic for sure..
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-Anyone with bad form. Especially the 150 pound guy who puts five plates on the squat rack and goes down 2 inches for one rep.
-The so-called "powerlifter" who looks down on you all the time and thinks he's better than everyone.
-Women. They belong in the bedroom and kitchen. Period.
-Anyone without deodorant.
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There's this guy that always wears sunglasses during his workouts. And then, just as he's about to leave, he takes the sunglasses off.
Oh, and anyone talking on their cell phone mid-set. Come on, no one is that important.
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that, and he has BFLG
big fat loser genes
BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D
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The chubby tool with a plate per side on the leg press, reading the newspaper while pressing the weight, all the while taking sips from his Starbucks. ::)
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40 something soccer moms who are overweight yet feel the need to wear revealing sportsbra like tops with their alien/cottage cheese stomach hanging out for all of us to see. I think it's great they are in the gym trying to get in shape but just put a fucking shirt on.
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I dont have this problem, i have my own home gym.
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I'm generally annoyed by people.
Hell is other people.
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Hell is other people.
i see the shrink is making progress
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Hell is other people.
Not too bad a quote, quite the philosopher. ;)
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people who don't spray deodorant
you mean "blacks" ?
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The goof who spends their entire workout talking to people, or bugging chicks that have no interest in them. How about the MMA douche that does spin kicks and jogs in place for 2 hours?
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The teenagers that give each other "high fives" after a great set of 135 on the bench.
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Myself
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BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D
that's a handsome man
ps- your fat
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fat people are ok, it's the permabulking "bodybuilders" that disgust me who use their bodybuilding "lifestyle" as an excuse to eat
Heey hey whoah now...... ;D
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One guy that doesn't out weights back and another that stinks to high heaven.
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why don't you guys get a home gym?
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I nominate this guy who walked up to me yesterday...
As my wraps are around bar with my headphones on, this assclown proceeds to ask me for a spot when I'm done. Plus, he's across the gym.
Strange, in 5 years I haven't asked for ONE spot and have managed to make substantial gains? ::)
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Easy... Hispanics that work out in groups ;D
Always staring and just VERY annoying people at the gym..
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"ASJPATHETIC" ::)
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"ASJPATHETIC" ::)
my offer is still open
I beat you in Getbig III you leave the site
you beat me in Getbig III I leave the site
what do you say bottom boy chicken legged fat twink?
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my offer is still open
I beat you in Getbig III you leave the site
you beat me in Getbig III I leave the site
what do you say bottom boy chicken legged fat twink?
sure, whatever makes you happy! Cleaned that shower yet?
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hahahahhaa, i think that's the dude who trains with him on the BFTO videos, real tall lanky dude with wavy dark hair, always wears sweatpants and a sleeveless shirt?
Yup. Thats him. I've never seen him go heavier than 135 on incline bench. Total pansy.
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sure, whatever makes you happy! Cleaned that shower yet?
so we got a deal or what?
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sure, whatever makes you happy! Cleaned that shower yet?
Please beat that ASJGayotic queer so he fucking leaves.
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I dont workout, never have never will.
I feel the same as many getbiggers, lifting weights is overrated.
Some juice is enough to be buff.
I can go to the gym to teach someone how to lift
if they pay me.
The most annoying person? Maybe me,
when I try to sell beepollen to the people in the gym or
start to tell stories about me mudwrestling that homeless man
in the gayclub.
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I dont workout, never have never will.
I feel the same as many getbiggers, lifting weights is overrated.
Some juice is enough to be buff.
I can go to the gym to teach someone how to lift
if they pay me.
The most annoying person? Maybe me,
when I try to sell beepollen to the people in the gym or
start to tell stories about me mudwrestling that homeless man
in the gayclub.
lol, if you're gonna be a gimmick, at least be original, and don't start out with such obvious give-away lines as "I dont workout..."
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lol, if you're gonna be a gimmick, at least be original, and don't start out with such obvious give-away lines as "I dont workout..."
Show me some proof that I workout dumbo
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
the person who goes on getbig.com and ask who is the most annoying person in your gym.....if you spend your time lifting as opposed to checking out whos doing what you wouldnt be called tinny tits
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the person who goes on getbig.com and ask who is the most annoying person in your gym.....if you spend your time lifting as opposed to checking out whos doing what you wouldnt be called tinny tits
i agree and disagree at the same time...although i try to "zone out" into my workout and pay no attention to others, there are particular personalities in our gym that are just in your face all the time - in everybody's face, in fact
I am talking in particular about specific guy in our gym. This man is about 50-ish, hairy all over - shoulders back, legs - absolute ape...he always wears a tank top and the shortest shorts ever, wears his socks up to the knees and always walks around arms slightly out (as if he's got a massive V-shape). As for his physique - matchstick arms and legs, beer stomach, half bold head with overgelled patch of hair at the back...
it wouldn't be so bad for just his appearance, but his behavior......he always talks and talks and talks and talks....loud as fuk, and greets all his buddies half-way across the gym with typical phrases ranging from "Sup, big boy!" to "Hey, hey, metal time, baby!".....
Then he trains....oh brother......not even gonna go there.....
Sorry, but you can't help but notice such lunacy, especially when it is so loud and "in-your-face".
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The north-african groups always screaming and laughing while i'm working out. They are on dbol 365 days a year.
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so we got a deal or what?
what part of "sure" don't you understand? Plain n simple....YES! Damn you're r e a l l y s l o w !
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I'm the most annoying person in the gym. I shit on the bench right after I do a set.
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Easy... Hispanics that work out in groups ;D
Always staring and just VERY annoying people at the gym..
hahahahaa, there's a group of 3 of them who come in at the same time every Friday and each do smith machine shrug/row/deadlift combos for an hour and then hang out in the locker room drinking protein shakes, they use a 45 and a 25 on each side, they all work at a restaurant down the street. ;D
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
For me it has to be obese guys named Dave who strut around with their 42" chests and 44" waists and smell like they haven't washed their clothes in weeks. :D
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For me it has to be obese guys named Dave who strut around with their 42" chests and 44" waists and smell like they haven't washed their clothes in weeks. :D
your mom doesn't seem to mind. :D
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My gym has a some old folks that walk around in skin tight under armour :-\
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your mom doesn't seem to mind. :D
Yes, but your obese trailer park girlfriend has become quite annoyed. ;)
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Yes, but your obese trailer park girlfriend has become quite annoyed. ;)
she'll get over it, me and your girlfriend have been talking too. :D
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she'll get over it, me and your girlfriend have been talking too. :D
Sorry, you're mistaken. My girlfriend hates fat people. ;D
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Sorry, you're mistaken. My girlfriend hates fat people. ;D
then why is she with you?
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Oh,and how could I forget the overweight 55-60 year old fat lady who works out in skin tight shorts and one of those sports bra shirts that shows your stomach :-X
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then why is she with you?
'Cause I am tall, dark, handsome, and in shape, fat man. ;)
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'Cause I am tall, dark, handsome, and in shape, fat man. ;)
good stuff, you should post up a picture and prove it. :D
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i havent seen any assspreads yet in this thread, what is wrong
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either the 155lb beast that flexes constantly because his BF is just under his muscle mass index at 5% or momentum man that uses every ounce or leverage he can muster to move ungodly huge weights .1% of the proper range of motion. All the while reeking like he hasnt showered in months
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lol @ Quaker and Benny going back and forth in this thread
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QO is unstoppable at the baiting tactic. It's pure art.
You try to dodge one way, he blocks you. You juke left, he's step-for-step with you.
Just when I thought Benny had him on the ropes, he dodges the "your GF likes me because I'm not fat like you" uppercut and fires back with a right "post a pic and prove you're a shredded bodybuilder" cross to the jaw.
Knock down for QO. Let's see how well Benny gets up off the mat.
QO is a master at this. I don't know if I've ever seen better.
PS: where the hell has Chimps been lately?
It was quite the read...
one day... Quaker will meet his match...
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how QO/squadfather/fat dave "beats" anyone is beyond me
I mean-
-he's fat
-lives in a trailer park
-he's fat
-got owned by DA, of all people
-cried to the owner of this site after he got owned by DA and threaten with lawsuits
-he's fat
how is this person "owning" anyone?
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few unacceptable people are-
. people who try to cheat in every excercise ,eg doing partial bench,not even parallel squats, shivering lunges assisted reps and claim and justify they are stronger ,also these people dont have physiques worth talking about.
.too much socialising in the gym,people talking on mobile phones should be banned in my opinion
. skinny trainers who have not even trained seriously for a year teaching you the "Correct FORM"
.not keeping the weights on rack
.people who complain about the air condition when not wrking
damn this list will never end, hope these ignorant species become extinct
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Every single person who has to strut to the water fountain after every half assed set.
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this one guy who works out with his bluetooth on.
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QO is unstoppable at the baiting tactic. It's pure art.
You try to dodge one way, he blocks you. You juke left, he's step-for-step with you.
Just when I thought Benny had him on the ropes, he dodges the "your GF likes me because I'm not fat like you" uppercut and fires back with a right "post a pic and prove you're a shredded bodybuilder" cross to the jaw.
Knock down for QO. Let's see how well Benny gets up off the mat.
QO is a master at this. I don't know if I've ever seen better.
PS: where the hell has Chimps been lately?
LOL ::)
Do you use cocoa butter to get rid of the stretch marks David Mirza leaves around your asshole? :-\
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LOL ::)
Do you use cocoa butter to get rid of the stretch marks David Mirza leaves around your asshole? :-\
seriously, how sad of a person do you have to be to be fat dave's little buddy?
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I like it how absolutely everyone think the gym sucks (and it does, period) but why dont you morons just train at home?
because like the guys you despise you go there to show off and think you re the shit. Thats why the gym sucks nowadays: way too many people who think they are stars while in fact they re nobodies .
Too much attitude from members is what kills training in the gym , these are places where all egocentrical /egoistical TV addicts picturing themselves as the new brad pitt reunite themselves .
In the last ten years i trained, i spent 3 years in gyms, and i alomst hated every single minute of it, even when i had friends there. And don't tell me you can focus in the gym. Except if it's empty, stop pretending you re not deeply annoyed and disturbed by the various creepy and uterly gay manoeuvers of other people trying to get attention.
Nothing beats training at home, expecially in terms of focusing and quick improvements.
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how QO/squadfather/fat dave "beats" anyone is beyond me
I mean-
-he's fat
-lives in a trailer park
-he's fat
-got owned by DA, of all people
-cried to the owner of this site after he got owned by DA and threaten with lawsuits
-he's fat
how is this person "owning" anyone?
maybe the underdog position works well for him?
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
For me its this one middle aged 5'10" 190lb soaked and wet jerk off who does one armed lateral raises with is 5lb - 35lb dumbbells and then he throws them on the fucking floor when he's done his set after swinging the shit out of them. The fuck can't even rack them. Makes me sick.
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maybe the underdog position works well for him?
you're not exactly a winner yourself, Spanish nerd. :D
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how QO/squadfather/fat dave "beats" anyone is beyond me
I mean-
-he's fat
-lives in a trailer park
-he's fat
-got owned by DA, of all people
-cried to the owner of this site after he got owned by DA and threaten with lawsuits
-he's fat
how is this person "owning" anyone?
I dunno, you should ask yourself there, stud. It looks like QO is firmly burrowed deep inside your receding-hairlined, dumbo-eared, waxed eyebrow-having head. :-\
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I dunno, you should ask yourself there, stud. It looks like QO is firmly burrowed deep inside your receding-hairlined, dumbo-eared, waxed eyebrow-having head. :-\
It appears like he may have buried his schlong deep inside your buttocks too. :-X
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I dunno, you should ask yourself there, stud. It looks like QO is firmly burrowed deep inside your receding-hairlined, dumbo-eared, waxed eyebrow-having head. :-\
how cute that your sticking up for your boy
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It appears like he may have buried his schlong deep inside your buttocks too. :-X
Nobody asked you, greaseball. ::)
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how cute that your sticking up for your boy
Just stating that you spend an awful large amount of time stalking him, it seems that he has damaged your fragile psyche, peter puffer. :-\
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Nobody asked you, greaseball. ::)
It appears you are as sensitive as your butthole after taking the fat man's pounding. :-\
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Just stating that you spend an awful large amount of time stalking him, it seems that he has damaged your fragile psyche, peter puffer. :-\
sweetheart, take alook at the posts
I have never even referred to him until he referred to me first
why should i stalk him? I'm not in need of advice on how to go from a message board hero to being owned by the most hated guy on said message board
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sweetheart, take alook at the posts
I have never even referred to him until he referred to me first
why should i stalk him? I'm not in need of advice on how to go from a message board hero to being owned by the most hated guy on said message board
Don't call me sweetheart, I'm not a bone smoker like you. :-X
He's got you so flustered that whenever you see him, you start spouting the usual "trailer boy," "fat Dave," etc. He's hurt you so badly that you have nothing to say, so you resort to using the personal info every time. I'd say he definitely has you quite worked up, cumbreath. :-\
Don't be mad at me for just stating the facts, be mad at yourself for getting so emotional over the internet. ::)
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Don't call me sweetheart, I'm not a bone smoker like you. :-X
He's got you so flustered that whenever you see him, you start spouting the usual "trailer boy," "fat Dave," etc. He's hurt you so badly that you have nothing to say, so you resort to using the personal info every time. I'd say he definitely has you quite worked up, cumbreath. :-\
Don't be mad at me for just stating the facts, be mad at yourself for getting so emotional over the internet. ::)
your such a queen, OMGzzzzz
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your such a queen, OMGzzzzz
This coming from the "guy" with pencil thin waxed eyebrows, lipstick, and tiny little booty shorts all on a feminine 150 lb frame. ::)
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This coming from the "guy" with pencil thin waxed eyebrows, lipstick, and tiny little booty shorts all on a feminine 150 lb frame. ::)
correction:
155 lb frame and the fact that you ignored my awesome suntan is a huge slap in my face
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for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?
there are too many annoying people at my gym that I don't have enough fingers to count them.
In fact, I bought a membership at another gym today after my leg workout cause too many fuckers kept comming to talk to me the whole workout.
saying hello, how are you is ok but don't explain me your whole fucking life between sets. :-\
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there are too many annoying people at my gym that I don't have enough fingers to count them.
In fact, I bought a membership at another gym today after my leg workout cause too many fuckers kept comming to talk to me the whole workout.
saying hello, how are you is ok but don't explain me your whole fucking life between sets. :-\
LOL you should invest some money in an iPod and a mean look " >:("
;D
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there are too many annoying people at my gym that I don't have enough fingers to count them.
In fact, I bought a membership at another gym today after my leg workout cause too many fuckers kept comming to talk to me the whole workout.
saying hello, how are you is ok but don't explain me your whole fucking life between sets. :-\
I hate that shit. Someone asks me for a spot, i'm not gonna be their fucking psychologist.
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I hate that shit. Someone asks me for a spot, i'm not gonna be their fucking psychologist.
I wonder how many guys use the "spot" as an excuse to break the ice with chicks in the gym lol
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I hate that shit. Someone asks me for a spot, i'm not gonna be their fucking psychologist.
It seems that many people think their workout is some sort of "social hour," it's gets lame when you just want to do your own thing and you have random people talking your ear off. :-\
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LOL you should invest some money in an iPod and a mean look " >:("
;D
I had an mp3 player, that's the worst thing in the story !
they can't even go away if I have earphone >:(
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I had an mp3 player, that's the worst thing in the story !
they can't even go away if I have earphone >:(
that's a new low :o
then I advise you to put some effort into a mean look while you workout " >:("
....or pretend to be retarded ;D no body messes with retard who is lifting iron ;D
LOL
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Your problem is that you aren't one of the annoying people in the gym Stavios. If you were like one of the people we hate in this thread, no one would talk to you.
I recommend the following:
1. Fanny pack on at all times. Inside are your smelling salts and an empty bottle of juice. Show them to as many people as possible, tell them they're empty, and ask if folks have any refills.
2. Shades in the gym at all times. You need hata blockas.
3. Daisy duke shorts, work boots, wool socks, suspenders, and a T-Michael tank top at all times. At times, you may wear a do-rag, but when you do, make sure to explain the change in fashion as "it's go-time baby...leg day"
4. Scream out each rep numerically.
5. Sweat on all equipment. Wipe none of it down. When people exclaim disgust, tell them they should be all to happy to wallow in your anabolic sweat
6. Hit on all females. No exceptions.
7. Drive a tricked out Honda Civic to the gym. The car should cost approx $4K. Your sound system should have run you about $12K. You should have one of those mufflers that allows for maximum noise. You only play dance music from the late nineties...stuff like Rhythm is a Dancer, or Cotton Eye Joe.
8. You work chest 5 times a week. Always the flat bench. Always followed by barbell curls. There are no other bodyparts. You only pretend it's leg day. You never actually ever work legs again.
9. You master ILS
10. With utter disdain, you forego good gym etiquette and immediately open two cans of tuna and begin eating them immediately after your last set of the day, in the gym, on the bench. You always spill a bit of the tuna water to mark your territory. You explain your nutritional faux-pas as "taking advantage of the anabolic window".
Take it from there. This is a good place to start.
ROFLMAO BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA
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Your problem is that you aren't one of the annoying people in the gym Stavios. If you were like one of the people we hate in this thread, no one would talk to you.
I recommend the following:
1. Fanny pack on at all times. Inside are your smelling salts and an empty bottle of juice. Show them to as many people as possible, tell them they're empty, and ask if folks have any refills.
2. Shades in the gym at all times. You need hata blockas.
3. Daisy duke shorts, work boots, wool socks, suspenders, and a T-Michael tank top at all times. At times, you may wear a do-rag, but when you do, make sure to explain the change in fashion as "it's go-time baby...leg day"
4. Scream out each rep numerically.
5. Sweat on all equipment. Wipe none of it down. When people exclaim disgust, tell them they should be all to happy to wallow in your anabolic sweat
6. Hit on all females. No exceptions.
7. Drive a tricked out Honda Civic to the gym. The car should cost approx $4K. Your sound system should have run you about $12K. You should have one of those mufflers that allows for maximum noise. You only play dance music from the late nineties...stuff like Rhythm is a Dancer, or Cotton Eye Joe.
8. You work chest 5 times a week. Always the flat bench. Always followed by barbell curls. There are no other bodyparts. You only pretend it's leg day. You never actually ever work legs again.
9. You master ILS
10. With utter disdain, you forego good gym etiquette and immediately open two cans of tuna and begin eating them immediately after your last set of the day, in the gym, on the bench. You always spill a bit of the tuna water to mark your territory. You explain your nutritional faux-pas as "taking advantage of the anabolic window".
Take it from there. This is a good place to start.
That was f*ckin fantastic
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Your problem is that you aren't one of the annoying people in the gym Stavios. If you were like one of the people we hate in this thread, no one would talk to you.
I recommend the following:
1. Fanny pack on at all times. Inside are your smelling salts and an empty bottle of juice. Show them to as many people as possible, tell them they're empty, and ask if folks have any refills.
2. Shades in the gym at all times. You need hata blockas.
3. Daisy duke shorts, work boots, wool socks, suspenders, and a T-Michael tank top at all times. At times, you may wear a do-rag, but when you do, make sure to explain the change in fashion as "it's go-time baby...leg day"
4. Scream out each rep numerically.
5. Sweat on all equipment. Wipe none of it down. When people exclaim disgust, tell them they should be all to happy to wallow in your anabolic sweat
6. Hit on all females. No exceptions.
7. Drive a tricked out Honda Civic to the gym. The car should cost approx $4K. Your sound system should have run you about $12K. You should have one of those mufflers that allows for maximum noise. You only play dance music from the late nineties...stuff like Rhythm is a Dancer, or Cotton Eye Joe.
8. You work chest 5 times a week. Always the flat bench. Always followed by barbell curls. There are no other bodyparts. You only pretend it's leg day. You never actually ever work legs again.
9. You master ILS
10. With utter disdain, you forego good gym etiquette and immediately open two cans of tuna and begin eating them immediately after your last set of the day, in the gym, on the bench. You always spill a bit of the tuna water to mark your territory. You explain your nutritional faux-pas as "taking advantage of the anabolic window".
Take it from there. This is a good place to start.
LMAO ! ;D