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Title: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Tre on October 30, 2008, 03:01:12 PM: Ran to Vegas with my PA last week and while there, we went shopping since we both needed something to wear that night. At the Guess store, I got the baddest-looking t-shirt they had.

Once home, when I got ready to do my laundry, to my horror, I discovered that the instructions said "machine wash cold on GENTLE cycle".

'Gentle'?? WTF??

One 'gentle wash' shirt doesn't make a guy metro, does it??
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: johnnynoname on October 30, 2008, 03:02:30 PM: i'll put it to you this way

I only wear Guess shirts

so yes, it makes you very metro

the only way you can save yourself is if your eyebrows aren't waxed
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 30, 2008, 03:06:06 PM: Shave your chest and screw a tranny to top it off. Drink a cosmo or two while doing it.
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Jeffro on October 30, 2008, 03:07:11 PM: As long as you don't suck cock and take it in the ass like "johnnynoname" I think you'll be fine. :D
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: johnnynoname on October 30, 2008, 03:08:00 PM: Quote from: Jeffro on October 30, 2008, 03:07:11 PM
As long as you don't suck cock and take it in the ass like "johnnynoname" I think you'll be fine. :D

that's purely speculation
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: avesher on October 30, 2008, 03:08:04 PM: (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail-math-dick1.jpg)

errr taht was for jnname
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: johnnynoname on October 30, 2008, 03:13:11 PM: Quote from: avesher on October 30, 2008, 03:08:04 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail-math-dick1.jpg)

errr taht was for jnname
(http://youlookhungry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/2_liberace6.jpg)
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: grab an umbrella on October 30, 2008, 07:29:36 PM: Actually tre, no it doesn't make you metro, it makes you a full on pole smoker...sorry friend...
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: tommywishbone on October 30, 2008, 07:31:38 PM: You went to Vegas with your Production Assistant?
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Rami on October 30, 2008, 07:31:58 PM: I just buy clothes that has to be washed with the "rough cycle".
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Hunter86 on October 30, 2008, 08:12:21 PM: Simply put if you wear anything guess your technically two appletini's from sucking cock
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: The GodFather on October 30, 2008, 08:27:49 PM: Most people can't afford Food and your worried about how to wash a shirt.Look uo and thank jesus you have a shirt to wear. ::)
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: wes mantooth on October 30, 2008, 08:46:53 PM: a straight man wouldnt of even read the dumb tag....

youre supposed to chop them off with a pocket knife when you buy it
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 31, 2008, 12:24:12 AM: Quote from: avesher on October 30, 2008, 03:08:04 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail-math-dick1.jpg)

errr taht was for jnname

epic "right triangle"

brutal remembering too much from college trig ;D
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Aquiles on October 31, 2008, 12:35:16 AM: As long as u dont shave of all of ur bodyhair, tan every day, oil urself up every now and again, and pose in a little coloured speedo in front of the mirror u r good ;D
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: emn1964 on October 31, 2008, 07:23:42 AM: Quote from: The GodFather on October 30, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
Most people can't afford Food and your worried about how to wash a shirt.Look uo and thank jesus you have a shirt to wear. ::)

most people can't afford food? what fucking third world country do you live in?
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Tre on October 31, 2008, 08:48:00 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on October 30, 2008, 07:31:38 PM
You went to Vegas with your Production Assistant?

personal assistant
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Tre on October 31, 2008, 08:49:35 AM: Quote from: snx on October 31, 2008, 06:09:25 AM
I thought I saw the ghost of my grade 12 math teacher wagging his finger at me doing an "I told you you'd need this stuff".

LOL.

They might've gotten me on the trig, but they'll never force me to use calculus in real life!
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Tre on October 31, 2008, 08:52:31 AM: Quote from: wes mantooth on October 30, 2008, 08:46:53 PM
a straight man wouldnt of even read the dumb tag....

youre supposed to chop them off with a pocket knife when you buy it

Aha!

Ordinarily, I would not have even looked at it - I mean, it's a fucking t-shirt...even a lifelong bachelor would know machine wash cold, right?

But this shirt felt, um, 'different'. So that's what prompted me to look at the tag before throwing it in.

Thanks for putting me at ease, guys. The end result is that I ended up washing it with my other clothes. If it can't handle the rough wash, then it doesn't need to be worn by me. LOL
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: tendonitis on October 31, 2008, 08:59:18 AM: having one gentle wash t-shirt doesn't make you metro

now if it's skin tight and your arms are shaved....then you might be in trouble
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Butterbean on October 31, 2008, 09:08:12 AM: Quote from: Tre on October 30, 2008, 03:01:12 PM
I discovered that the instructions said "machine wash cold on GENTLE cycle".

'Gentle'?? WTF??

Gentle Wash = dry clean

Quote from: Rami on October 30, 2008, 07:31:58 PM
I just buy clothes that has to be washed with the "rough cycle".
;D
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: Sara on October 31, 2008, 09:14:05 AM: You're not metro unless you take longer to get ready to go out than your wife/girlfriend. Or if you wax your eyebrows, or regularly receive manicures. The required wash cycle of your t-shirt alone doesn't say much. I wouldn't get your panties in a bunch over it...lol
Title: Re: This doesn't make me 'metro', does it??
Post by: beef-sword on October 31, 2008, 09:18:43 AM: Quote
You went to Vegas with your Production Assistant?

PA = Pink Avenger