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Title: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 19, 2008, 10:56:42 AM
The stuff is everywhere; gas stations, Safeway, Liquor stores, pawn shops, hell the cigarette girl at Caesar's Palace was even pedaling the stuff. WTF?

(1) Serving:

Serving size... 70 grams
Calories........ 300
Protein.........  32 grams  <WOW! Somebody call CNN! 32 grams of protein.
Fat............... 12 grams 

Again, WTF?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 19, 2008, 10:58:13 AM
My cousin (17 years old) told me yesterday he's been drinking 2 a day for weeks. He's up to 190lbs and it's all muscle apparently. He "burns the fat off in the drink working out" and his genetics allow him to keep the protein portion LOL!LOL
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: wavelength on November 19, 2008, 10:59:02 AM
plus it's all good fats that don't make you fat
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
plus it's all good fats that don't make you fat
I stop drinking that stuff because it had too much "good" fat. ;D
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2008, 11:03:32 AM
I stop drinking that stuff because it had too much "good" fat. ;D



I think all that fat went to your feet :D
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 11:09:51 AM


I think all that fat went to your feet :D
lol STFU before you get a size 13 boot to the ass ;D
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Emmortal on November 19, 2008, 11:11:59 AM
I believe Pepsi picked up distribution rights to it so you'll be seeing it all over the place in vending machines and everything.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2008, 11:12:26 AM
lol STFU before you get a size 13 boot to the ass ;D


 :o
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: wavelength on November 19, 2008, 11:14:31 AM
muscle milk is like the protein bars you get at the candy store
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
I believe Pepsi picked up distribution rights to it so you'll be seeing it all over the place in vending machines and everything.
yip yip
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tbombz on November 19, 2008, 12:05:03 PM
i see em all over now but the ones i see only got 25 g protein

heres what ill get if i go to a gas station
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 12:07:34 PM
i see em all over now but the ones i see only got 25 g protein

heres what ill get if i go to a gas station

i havent seen them yet, but i don't go in gas stations much.  what do they charge for the muscle milks?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: mass 04 on November 19, 2008, 12:11:07 PM
i havent seen them yet, but i don't go in gas stations much.  what do they charge for the muscle milks?
$4.19 up in my area. oh brother.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 19, 2008, 12:12:51 PM
i havent seen them yet, but i don't go in gas stations much.  what do they charge for the muscle milks?

Epic, "I always pay at the pump" haughtiness.  8)
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 12:13:43 PM
$4.19 up in my area. oh brother.

shit, that's expensive.  I often keep a cooler in my truck with bottled waters and just shake my own when I need them.  I woudln't mind Muscle milk at $1.99 or something, like many high-end drinks at gas stations.  For 4 bucks, I'll just get 2 doble cheeseburgers, a sweet Tea, and some apple dippers from Mcd.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
Epic, "I always pay at the pump" haughtiness.  8)

If I really had a set of balls, it'd be

Brutal "I stay in the car listening to music while the wife pumps the gas" Syndrome.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 19, 2008, 12:15:23 PM
If I really had a set of balls, it'd be

Brutal "I stay in the car listening to music while the wife pumps the gas" Syndrome.

ahaha, is there anything on the planet that says "loser" louder than a guy who makes his wife/gf pump gas?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
ahaha, is there anything on the planet that says "loser" louder than a guy who makes his wife/gf pump gas?

Cause he's on his bluetooth earpiece "handlin business" and is too busy to get out and pump.  Plus he's wearing new gators, and can't be fvcking them up with gasoline scents.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 19, 2008, 12:18:11 PM
Cause he's on his bluetooth earpiece "handlin business" and is too busy to get out and pump.  Plus he's wearing new gators, and can't be fvcking them up with gasoline scents.

Is "handlin business" the same as "makin that papah?"
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 19, 2008, 01:39:33 PM
i havent seen them yet, but i don't go in gas stations much.  what do they charge for the muscle milks?


He "has a wife" and "plays in a band." Riiiiight.

Rob hasn't left the house in over 2 years!  ;D
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 19, 2008, 01:42:28 PM
i havent seen them yet, but i don't go in gas stations much.  what do they charge for the muscle milks?
shop at Safeway? it's displayed next to the pharmacy
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: wavelength on November 19, 2008, 01:43:14 PM
is the fat in muscle milk really something special?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 19, 2008, 01:43:31 PM
paid $4 the other day for one of these...

shit..couldve bought a pound of protein for that ::) ::)
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Matterhorn on November 19, 2008, 01:47:16 PM
I prefer Muscle MILF
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 19, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
is the fat in muscle milk really something special?

yes, it's high protein fat.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: wavelength on November 19, 2008, 01:49:34 PM
yes, it's high protein fat.

wow must be advanced technology and a whole bunch of science to boot
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 19, 2008, 01:51:24 PM
wow must be advanced technology and a whole bunch of science to boot
it's flying off the shelves here
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: wavelength on November 19, 2008, 01:52:52 PM
it's flying off the shelves here

probably says on the bottle that your muscles will grow from it
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Mobil on November 19, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
it was bought out buy coke or pepsi, forgot which one. they now are in every store you can think of. least you know that you are getting protein in it, unlike all those other sugar protein shakes
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 19, 2008, 01:54:34 PM
probably says on the bottle that your muscles will grow from it
there's a popular gay gym nextdoor to the safeway
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: jaejonna on November 19, 2008, 01:55:44 PM
i only get it if im dying to eat something after the gym and im traveling ....which is about 0.00001% of the time
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 19, 2008, 01:55:48 PM
it's flying off the shelves here

Legions of chubby teenage males doing alternate db curls and chugging muscle milk.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tendonitis on November 19, 2008, 01:56:41 PM
$4 bucks for 25 grams of protein?

you can get 4 double cheeseburgers for that
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 19, 2008, 02:44:05 PM
$4 bucks for 25 grams of protein?

you can get 4 double cheeseburgers for that

Agreed. $4+ for 25 grams of protein is pathetic. One of the worst protein values ever. EVER. And FWIW, the guys I see drinking the stuff all look like nothing.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
$4 bucks for 25 grams of protein?

you can get 4 double cheeseburgers for that

I'd prefer 3 double-cheeseburgers and a sweet Tea.

After all, you need the carb delivery system for all that protein  :D
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tendonitis on November 19, 2008, 02:55:17 PM
I'd prefer 3 double-cheeseburgers and a sweet Tea.

After all, you need the carb delivery system for all that protein  :D

Agreed, I got hooked on that sweet tea this summer.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: tbombz on November 19, 2008, 05:10:20 PM
is the fat in muscle milk really something special?
actualy yeah the fats in it are pretty good for muscle growth since they are very pro immflamatory  and also metabolicly decent considering they are unsaturated fats
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: gordiano on November 19, 2008, 05:16:52 PM
I prefer Muscle MILF

 ???
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: mass 04 on November 19, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
???
put it out of it's misery.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 05:34:37 PM
NWS
http://i34.tinypic.com/2zrgh9k.png
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: gymguy on November 19, 2008, 05:34:44 PM
It's a great product with great distributors and now that PepsiCo bought it, it will be in even more places.  It's already the best seller at my gym....
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Jeffro on November 19, 2008, 05:36:19 PM
???
Imagine the stench emitting from that thing's "pussy."  :-X
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 19, 2008, 05:38:34 PM
NWS
http://i34.tinypic.com/2zrgh9k.png

"why so serious?"
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 05:39:10 PM
Imagine the stench emitting from that thing's "pussy."  :-X
http://i34.tinypic.com/2zrgh9k.png
it's not a pussy :-X :-X
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Jeffro on November 19, 2008, 05:44:31 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2zrgh9k.png
it's not a pussy :-X :-X
That's rather disturbing.. :-X
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 19, 2008, 05:51:00 PM
  Some of my best gains were when I suckled my girlfriend when she was lactating after giving birth - she was divorcing her husband. Human milk has the best amino acid profile of any protein known, and it is extremely biovailable - the aminos get absorbed in the GI very easily.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 19, 2008, 05:52:14 PM
  Some of my best gains were when I suckled my girlfriend when she was lactating after giving birth - she was divorcing her husband. Human milk has the best amino acid profile of any protein known, and it is extremely biovailable - the aminos get absorbed in the GI very easily.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
classic  lol
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Cromespyder on November 19, 2008, 06:03:37 PM
The stuff is everywhere; gas stations, Safeway, Liquor stores, pawn shops, hell the cigarette girl at Caesar's Palace was even pedaling the stuff. WTF?

(1) Serving:

Serving size... 70 grams
Calories........ 300
Protein.........  32 grams  <WOW! Somebody call CNN! 32 grams of protein.
Fat............... 12 grams 

Again, WTF?
yup, its at my lukoil in massachusetts, but the drinks have 25g protein i beleive, not 32
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: HTexan on November 19, 2008, 06:04:02 PM
  Some of my best gains were when I suckled my girlfriend when she was lactating after giving birth - she was divorcing her husband. Human milk has the best amino acid profile of any protein known, and it is extremely biovailable - the aminos get absorbed in the GI very easily.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Also, drink her PMS blood. highly biodegradable and it will boost your T cell count.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 19, 2008, 06:05:43 PM
I dated this black chick once and I was sucking her tits and milk started coming out. I asked what that was about and she said she had just had an abortion 2 days ago. Classy girl, all the way classy girl YIP YEEEEEP
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: Cromespyder on November 19, 2008, 06:06:41 PM
Agreed. $4+ for 25 grams of protein is pathetic. One of the worst protein values ever. EVER. And FWIW, the guys I see drinking the stuff all look like nothing.
its like 3.70 at my gas station. convinent if you're on the run, im glad they started stocking it.  mcdonalds 2x cheesburger is 25g protein too,but mcdonalds makes me feel like shit and bloated
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 19, 2008, 07:31:54 PM
  For 4 bucks, I'll just get 2 doble cheeseburgers, a sweet Tea, and some apple dippers from Mcd.


Shit!  I was gonna say that exact choice ..  LOL
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 19, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
If I really had a set of balls, it'd be

Brutal "I stay in the car listening to music while the wife pumps the gas" Syndrome.

Jose Canseco used to do that all the time to his wife,when he played For the A's,  he'd say '" Jessica you pump the gas , If I do it guys will b asking for autographs and chicks for my  number"  and she would  lol
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 07:37:55 PM
Shit!  I was gonna say that exact choice ..  LOL

It's the perfect combination.  The dippers keep the Dbl cheeseburgers moving through you, and the tea washes everything down.  No need for fries.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: stormshadow on November 19, 2008, 07:52:19 PM
It's the perfect combination.  The dippers keep the Dbl cheeseburgers moving through you, and the tea washes everything down.  No need for fries.

Why even train if you are going to eat garbage like that?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2008, 07:54:50 PM
Why even train if you are going to eat garbage like that?

Cause it tastes unreal good.  you feel like shit for a bit afterwards, but it tastes great, and is cheap and easy.

I have had it maybe 2ce in the last 6 weeks.

Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 20, 2008, 07:13:02 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=247832.0;attach=287101;image)

Are u aware that you just spent over $15.00 on snacks?
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: DK II on November 20, 2008, 07:28:15 AM


Are u aware that you just spent over $15.00 on snacks garbage?

fixed.
Title: Re: Muscle Milk... WTF?
Post by: buffbodz on November 20, 2008, 07:43:29 AM

different sizes.  Some 25 gr some 32.  The little ones are only 12 oz.  The bigger ones are like 16.7 oz or something like that.  They now make Monster Milk.  You think Muscle Milk has allot of fat, check out Monster Milk.  Good for the non natural bodybuilder as you need meals with atleast 15 gr. of fat for cell growth.  It's also loaded with glutamine and BCAA's, but about 10 bucks more than Muscle Milk and taste just like a real milk shake, if that's a concern.