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Title: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2008, 03:39:52 PM
The Adonis Principles?

Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Bluto on November 20, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
same advices goes for everyone - male or female: stop eating

it's the bluto principles.

if youre fat - you eat too much. STOP EATING
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2008, 03:42:43 PM
I may start the db2431 Principles, which involves all fatties being shot on the spot.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: pumpster on November 20, 2008, 03:43:43 PM
same advices goes for everyone - male or female: stop eating

it's the bluto principles.

if youre fat - you eat too much. STOP EATING


Original  ::)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Bluto on November 20, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Original  ::)

Dont hate on me because i'm an diet expert and youre not

Everybody has their field of expertise, yours happens to be "how to fit a gym into a dumpster"
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 20, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
bluto is right
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Bluto on November 20, 2008, 03:47:54 PM
bluto is right

The woman in question is so outta shape I would have to take extreme methods to get her back on the right track

Introducting

Diet Ball 101

(http://www.moonbattery.com/ball-gag.jpg)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 20, 2008, 04:33:44 PM
;D
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: dustin on November 20, 2008, 04:36:11 PM
Ben and Jerry's ice cream, Big Macs and Snickers protein bars of course!

She'll be a twiggy white homo in no time. 8)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: MAXX on November 20, 2008, 04:37:23 PM
kill herself.

imagine all the lose skin if she where to come down to a normal weight  :-X
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Bluto on November 20, 2008, 04:38:21 PM
kill herself.

imagine all the lose skin if she where to come down to a normal weight  :-X

maybe they can use all that lose skin for severe burnt victims?
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2008, 04:38:58 PM
I think she is exactly the kind of woman who could control herself not to eat a box of donuts on "The Adonis Principles"
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 20, 2008, 04:40:34 PM
putting people like that on fish and rice diets has worked great in the past I heard
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: odilly on November 20, 2008, 05:53:20 PM
holy crap did you notice her cankles....you would think being that fat she would have bigger boobs though
instead of being sphere shaped she is a pyramid
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: aglifter on November 20, 2008, 07:05:41 PM
Her stomach looks like a butt.  Pick a fold and fuck it.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: BobbyHasBeenBad on November 21, 2008, 12:04:54 AM
oH my. Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh my. She's still prettier than Temper Tantrum tammy patnode but I am going to have to say taht i would rather fuck iris kyle than her.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 21, 2008, 03:26:17 AM
Her stomach looks like a butt.  Pick a fold and fuck it.
Bwahahahaha that was good!
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: marcus on November 21, 2008, 04:23:57 AM
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: drkaje on November 21, 2008, 04:27:37 AM
Only advice would be to stop letting people take pictures.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Reign Down on November 21, 2008, 04:28:24 AM
Original  ::)

Just because Bluto is your superior in terms of training and diet advice there is no need to be a silly boy.


ta ta
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 21, 2008, 06:05:14 AM
I think at this point, the only feasible solution is the Crystal Meth diet.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: spinnis on November 21, 2008, 06:14:55 AM
She is probably a Powerlifter by the looks of it.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Playboy on November 21, 2008, 06:15:09 AM
Put a pad lock on the fridge.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: beef-sword on November 21, 2008, 06:18:16 AM
the 'butcher's knife diet' would work a treat....no willpower required
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 06:20:30 AM
A couple of these to the head before breakfast will solve all her problems:

(http://www.mikewickett.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/tm_shot_shells_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 06:21:04 AM
maybe she's happy the way she is
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 06:22:46 AM
maybe she's happy the way she is

lol!!

maybe that's what she is trying to convinve herself of.

seriously, i have never met a "happy" obese person.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 06:23:46 AM
lol!!

maybe that's what she is trying to convinve herself of.

seriously, i have never met a "happy" obese person.

look at what's written under your avatar
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Monster_Everything on November 21, 2008, 06:25:05 AM
When is she going to OD on tape ?







" I just ate five buckets of KFC, three deep fried turkeys and two 3 liter jugs of Mountain Dew, it should be any time now" -- Fat bitch
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Jeffro on November 21, 2008, 06:33:29 AM
Imagine how bad she stinks, I guarantee a stench of cheese and rotten fish wafted through the room as she did those jumping jacks.  :-X
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 06:34:07 AM
look at what's written under your avatar

lol, so what?

What i stated is the truth, have you ever met an obese person that is "happy", and i mean truly happy and not "happy in front of thin people so that i don't feel even more like shit as i already do"-happy??

I don't.

Fat people may ACT happy, but then again they are totally unhappy, which leads most to eating more. It's a vicious circle.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Playboy on November 21, 2008, 06:41:56 AM
maybe she's happy the way she is
Fat people are not happy. They are delusional.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 06:45:17 AM
Fat people are not happy. They are delusional.

Spot on.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 21, 2008, 06:50:14 AM
Only advice would be to stop letting people take pictures.

hahahaha

seriously, she should start walking 1 hour in the morning and 1 hour in the night.

In a month, she should be down 30 pounds easily.

Then you start playing with diet, pump her with ECA, and...

fucckit... get her the stomach staple.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Playboy on November 21, 2008, 06:51:21 AM
Spot on.
I saw this Dr.Phil show on obesity where he was rhemming the shit out of this one 30 year old 425lb slob because all he wanted to do was sit, sleep and stuff his face. The slob wanted sympathy from everyone. Everyone is in control of what they put into their mouths. Fat people are fat because they allow themselves to be fat.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 06:53:06 AM
lol, so what?

What i stated is the truth, have you ever met an obese person that is "happy", and i mean truly happy and not "happy in front of thin people so that i don't feel even more like shit as i already do"-happy??

I don't.

Fat people may ACT happy, but then again they are totally unhappy, which leads most to eating more. It's a vicious circle.

Don't you think the buddha was happy? ;D
Well he probably wasn't obese when he got enlightened. :D

I was only joking, although I do think one can be happy while being obese. That would be quite a spiritual achievement.
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Fatpanda on November 21, 2008, 07:00:28 AM
Don't you think the buddha was happy? ;D
Well he probably wasn't obese when he got enlightened. :D

I was only joking, although I do think one can be happy while being obese. That would be quite a spiritual achievement.

wrong buddha, Siddhartha Gautama the real buddha wasn't fat.

the fat buddha -  Meitraya Buddha, is prophesied as the Buddha yet to come. He will be the fourth Buddha of our age and is not due for a few thousand years (different schools teach anythinf from 2000-80,000 years). The fat Buddha statues are not any kind of depiction of the form he will take, but symbolically in many traditions, paricularly China, the big belly is a symbol of prosperity and happiness
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 07:02:17 AM
wrong buddha, Siddhartha Gautama the real buddha wasn't fat.

the fat buddha -  Meitraya Buddha, is prophesied as the Buddha yet to come. He will be the fourth Buddha of our age and is not due for a few thousand years (different schools teach anythinf from 2000-80,000 years). The fat Buddha statues are not any kind of depiction of the form he will take, but symbolically in many traditions, paricularly China, the big belly is a symbol of prosperity and happiness

Haha, I thought you would chime in, it was only a joke of course. ;D
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Fatpanda on November 21, 2008, 07:09:49 AM
Haha, I thought you would chime in, it was only a joke of course. ;D
may buddha bless you  :)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Army of One on November 21, 2008, 07:25:53 AM
Maybe incorperate some Bodyweight exercises as long as she is getting 1 gram per pound of protein and 10 grams per pound of Cake!Its too easy!

Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 09:20:49 AM
wrong buddha, Siddhartha Gautama the real buddha wasn't fat.

the fat buddha -  Meitraya Buddha, is prophesied as the Buddha yet to come. He will be the fourth Buddha of our age and is not due for a few thousand years (different schools teach anythinf from 2000-80,000 years). The fat Buddha statues are not any kind of depiction of the form he will take, but symbolically in many traditions, paricularly China, the big belly is a symbol of prosperity and happiness

Spot on.

In Japan, he isn't even considered as Maitreya, but only one of the seven lucky gods.

Buddha is ripped and happy!

(http://www.arslonga.jp/monthly/hand/image/24-1.jpg)



This is Maitreya, how he is portryed in Japan:

(http://www.royalstage.com/Images/Goods/%E5%95%86%E5%93%81%E7%94%BB%E5%83%8F2005/046550_%E5%A4%A7%E4%BB%8F%E5%B8%AB%E6%9D%BE%E4%B9%85%E5%AE%97%E7%90%B3%E4%BD%9C%E5%BC%A5%E5%8B%92%E8%8F%A9%E8%96%A9%E8%A6%8B%E5%87%BA%E3%81%97.jpg)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 09:24:27 AM
I know I know, but the fat buddha with the big heart will come someday! ;D
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: DK II on November 21, 2008, 09:25:57 AM
I know I know, but the fat buddha with the big heart will come someday! ;D

not to japan, only to china.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: JBGRAY on November 21, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
Pretty easy case here.

(http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/richard-simmons.jpg)
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: Fatpanda on November 21, 2008, 09:27:09 AM
I know I know, but the fat buddha with the big heart will come someday! ;D

the fatpanda with the big heart has came to getbig, that will have to do  :D
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: wavelength on November 21, 2008, 09:27:19 AM
not to japan, only to china.
 ;D ;D

I'll be in china then!
Title: Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 21, 2008, 09:28:24 AM
she needs to start hanging out with skinny models. maybe she would get anorexia.

or (http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Chainsaw003.jpg)