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Title: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: dantelis on November 25, 2008, 04:20:29 PM
Here's one I never understood...Charles Atlas.  He is so damn pudgy and underdeveloped, it is a wonder anyone ever purchased his "dynamic tension" program.  Guess that is why he advertised in comics, to take advantage of gullible kids.  (Not like today, when muscle building programs are sold to "grown ups" in legitimate bodybuilding magazine.  ;D )



(http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/charlesatlas.jpg)(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/CharlesAtlasOnDivsAndTables_Small.jpg)


I am sure that I could develop more muscle using Monty Python's "dynamo tension" techniques than Atlas's program.
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2008, 04:22:58 PM
lol at that 7yr old schmoe
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: El_Pajero on November 25, 2008, 04:32:12 PM
so you are saying that supplements are the new charles atlas.
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: drkaje on November 25, 2008, 04:35:24 PM
What were his dietary principles?
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: QuakerOats on November 25, 2008, 04:36:42 PM
i'll bet "dantelis" is much more huge and ripped than Charles Atlas. ::)
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: flagadajones on November 25, 2008, 04:52:47 PM
very interesting retrospective. Same old garbage over and over to steal money of the most gullible and insecure retards on earth. Tactics didnt even change much over the years.
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: mass 04 on November 25, 2008, 04:55:36 PM
i'll bet "dantelis" is much more huge and ripped than Charles Atlas. ::)
maybe he is mad that he gets sand kicked in his face?
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: Bluto on November 25, 2008, 04:55:52 PM
Charles Atlas... or as he was known before that Angelo Siciliano!
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: spinnis on November 25, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
maybe he is mad that he gets sand kicked in his face?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: gordiano on November 25, 2008, 04:56:33 PM
The scam has been running for AGES....
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: kiwiol on November 25, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
This is all a load of shit anyway - any queer worth his ball glitter should know that the only way to be impressively built is by using the Bullworker
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: QuakerOats on November 25, 2008, 05:00:34 PM
This is all a load of shit anyway - any queer worth his ball glitter should know that the only way to be impressively built is by using the Bullworker
hahahaha, "ball glitter". ;D
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: Bluto on November 25, 2008, 05:02:23 PM
"When we groove on into town / Charles Atlas, he stops to frown."
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: nycbull on November 25, 2008, 05:15:06 PM
i have a bunch of those old bb mags and its nice to think everyone was nice and innocent back then but some of the ads were blatant lies, worse than today, especially the hair loss ones. Think of all the poor dudes who gave sent in their hard earned money. And Charles Atlas wasnt even the biggest or strongest guy around, just marketed himself better. Didnt really no much of anything.

and why did they wear their pants so high back then?
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: dantelis on November 26, 2008, 09:59:21 AM
i'll bet "dantelis" is much more huge and ripped than Charles Atlas. ::)

You're damn right!  Ever since I discovered Muscletech™ supplements, I have gained muscle 166% faster and cut fat 245% quicker than the leading competitor.  Were he still alive and in his prime, I could rip Atlas a new a--hole.   ;D

Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 26, 2008, 10:01:23 AM
This is all a load of shit anyway - any queer worth his ball glitter should know that the only way to be impressively built is by using the Bullworker

hahaha, I had some old turd ask me to locate one of those for him awhile back...."Uh yeah, I'll get right on that..."
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: ozman on November 26, 2008, 10:23:42 AM
This is all a load of shit anyway - any queer worth his ball glitter should know that the only way to be impressively built is by using the Bullworker

I still have one
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: Bluto on November 26, 2008, 10:44:04 AM
i have a bunch of those old bb mags and its nice to think everyone was nice and innocent back then but some of the ads were blatant lies, worse than today, especially the hair loss ones. Think of all the poor dudes who gave sent in their hard earned money. And Charles Atlas wasnt even the biggest or strongest guy around, just marketed himself better. Didnt really no much of anything.

and why did they wear their pants so high back then?

apparantely ads like that were going strong in the 80's and even 90s
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on November 26, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
I remember those old Charles Atlas ads..."Oh, I wouldn't let it BOTHER you, little boy!"  I would have bought the program, but I had already spent my money on x-ray glasses, Sea Monkeys, and that "spud gun" that didn't work.
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 26, 2008, 04:42:39 PM
These days bullied kids just buy a tec-9 ;)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Kg99.jpg)
Title: Re: I can make you a new man, in only 15 minutes a day!
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 27, 2008, 06:48:55 AM
Here's one I never understood...Charles Atlas.  He is so damn pudgy and underdeveloped, it is a wonder anyone ever purchased his "dynamic tension" program.  Guess that is why he advertised in comics, to take advantage of gullible kids.  (Not like today, when muscle building programs are sold to "grown ups" in legitimate bodybuilding magazine.  ;D )



(http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/charlesatlas.jpg)(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/CharlesAtlasOnDivsAndTables_Small.jpg)


I am sure that I could develop more muscle using Monty Python's "dynamo tension" techniques than Atlas's program.


If u realize that Atlas was around almost a century ago, maybe you might be able to begin to undesrtand why he had such impact.