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Title: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 07:53:23 PM: This is an official recruiting message. If you would like to be the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc member of "Team Artie Lange" and you meet the below criteria, please reply.

1) Have a Sirius or XM sattelite radio
2) Have at least a part time job
3) Own a personal compute or have access to one
4) Speak English
5) Beleive in gravity
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: johnnynoname on November 28, 2008, 07:55:03 PM
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 07:56:55 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on November 28, 2008, 07:55:03 PM

Come on Johnny. Come to the bright side. "team Jackie" is a dying cause
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:00:20 PM: (http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/uncle-sam.jpg)
Team Artie Lange Wants You!
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:03:35 PM: Are these rules too stringent? There is no drug test. Did I mention that?

Ok, you can be unemployed. I'm loosening the guidelines.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: CARTEL on November 28, 2008, 08:11:45 PM: There is only one true team.

Team Patrick Bateman.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:15:09 PM: Cartel, I like your style. Full scholarship is what we can offer. Sign here ___________ and you're an official member.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: webcake on November 28, 2008, 08:16:45 PM: Your efforts are futile...

There is only one team here, and that team is the ultimate force...no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: CARTEL on November 28, 2008, 08:18:00 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:15:09 PM
Cartel, I like your style. Full scholarship is what we can offer. Sign here CARTEL and you're an official member.

Do I get a newsletter every month or something?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:21:25 PM: Webcke - we need a few good men like you. I am officially extending an offer to you to be a member
(the 2nd member) of Team Arite Lange. I need your reply within the next 13 minutes
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:22:35 PM: Quote from: CARTEL on November 28, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
Do I get a newsletter every month or something?
Off the record - maybe
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: fathead on November 28, 2008, 08:22:51 PM: TEAM TEDDY
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: webcake on November 28, 2008, 08:25:14 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:21:25 PM
Webcke - we need a few good men like you. I am officially extending an offer to you to be a member
(the 2nd member) of Team Arite Lange. I need your reply within the next 13 minutes

Tempting...but i will need to know more info...

Who/what is artie lange? What are the benefits of being in the team?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: johnnynoname on November 28, 2008, 08:26:01 PM: Quote from: fathead on November 28, 2008, 08:22:51 PM
TEAM TEDDY

i just found out that teddy's last name is "knutler", not "microphone"
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:26:13 PM: Quote from: fathead on November 28, 2008, 08:22:51 PM
TEAM TEDDY
That is way inside - I love it. You're the brains behind Team Artie Lange. Would you like to be the president?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:29:06 PM: Quote from: webcke on November 28, 2008, 08:25:14 PM
Tempting...but i will need to know more info...

Who/what is artie lange? What are the benefits of being in the team?
Thank you for accepting a position on this team. You're the secretary of defense
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: webcake on November 28, 2008, 08:33:09 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:29:06 PM
Thank you for accepting a position on this team. You're the secretary of defense

hold on big boy...i haven't joined just yet...

Like i said, i need more info...and to be honest with you...TGT is the ultimate force and every other team is just playing 2nd fiddle to them...
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:36:27 PM: I agree. Team Gayer Than is the greatest team these boards have ever seen - no doubt. Are you familar with Howard Stern? If not, you may not be the right fit TAL.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: webcake on November 28, 2008, 08:38:00 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
I agree. Team Gayer Than is the greatest team these boards have ever seen - no doubt. Are you familar with Howard Stern? If not, you may not be the right fit TAL.

It appears i am not fit to be a member of this team...but i will support the team regardless. :)
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:40:23 PM: Quote from: webcke on November 28, 2008, 08:38:00 PM
It appears i am not fit to be a member of this team...but i will support the team regardless. :)
Thank you. We need your support. You know you have an ally in Team Artie Lange. If someone fucks with you -- they fuc with TAL.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: webcake on November 28, 2008, 08:43:03 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:40:23 PM
Thank you. We need your support. You know you have an ally in Team Artie Lange. If someone fucks with you -- they fuc with TAL.

;) 8)
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:48:51 PM: C'mon people. I know you need a Team. Sign up now for half price
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: Earl1972 on November 28, 2008, 08:50:39 PM: i liked jackie more, artie tries too hard at times

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Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 08:54:54 PM: Earl - I also like Jackie. But he never added muck to the show excep giggles -- no substance
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:01:22 PM: Earl - This is an official offer being extended to you. You in sir?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: windsor88 on November 28, 2008, 09:02:30 PM: Do you know Terry Lewis?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:05:34 PM: Yes but he and I did NOT produce Janet Jackson albums. Just a DJ name I picked up when I did college radio.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: Earl1972 on November 28, 2008, 09:07:37 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:01:22 PM
Earl - This is an official offer being extended to you. You in sir?

i'll consider it

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Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:09:33 PM: Great. We'll need your answer March 13, 2009.Thanks!
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: CARTEL on November 28, 2008, 09:11:29 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:05:34 PM
Yes but he and I did NOT produce Janet Jackson albums. Just a DJ name I picked up when I did college radio.

You've must have spun this 1974 hit...
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:26:20 PM: Yes. And we need you.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 09:57:47 PM: Were losing steam. Who wants to be a art of this well oiled machine that is "Team Artie Lange?" Join now -- don't miss your opportunity
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 10:05:16 PM: New rule. You can NOT be on the GB terrorist list (see below).

The accounts:
davidpaul/db2431
sharma/bigbobs
The Swami
Sami the terrosmith
Mohammed Goat
ali-a-land-mine-i (aliamni for short)
ASJFalafeltic
Jtsunam-IED.
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 28, 2008, 10:14:08 PM: New rule.

If your application is dnied, you're unable to reapply for 2 calendar years
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: tweeter on November 28, 2008, 10:29:34 PM: I would love to join the team...Artie is the man. Has anyone read "Too Fat to Fish" yet?
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: fathead on November 29, 2008, 09:49:07 AM: Quote from: tweeter on November 28, 2008, 10:29:34 PM
I would love to join the team...Artie is the man. Has anyone read "Too Fat to Fish" yet?

I GOT IT ON CD REV BOB LEVY READING IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Title: Re: Want to join a team? "Team Artie Lange" may be for you
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2008, 09:53:43 AM: You're officially members then -- it is that easy. Make sure you add "Team Artie Lange to your name. Welcome!