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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
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sure you did big guy VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM ;D
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2088_jpg.jpg)
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
You should do a show like in living color and act out all your skits from life. That would be entertaining.
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
EP, I too used to have these occurences. Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt. It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe. Others will scurry away. Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts? Instant respect.
And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.
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EP, I too used to have these occurences. Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt. It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe. Others will scurry away. Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts? Instant respect.
And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.
QFT.
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EP, I too used to have these occurences. Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt. It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe. Others will scurry away. Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts? Instant respect.
And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.
people fear me in a physical form, i dont need those fancy clothes
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
You must be a big dude. ::)
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sure you did big guy VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM ;D
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2088_jpg.jpg)
LMAO...then he hopped on his Vespa and rode away with the Hell's Anges. hahahahahahahahaha...wha t a pussy.....what a poser....hahahahahaha
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LMAO...then he hopped on his Vespa and rode away with the Hell's Anges. hahahahahahahahaha...wha t a pussy.....what a poser....hahahahahaha
better watch out emn1964, i just received information he's affiliated with the filthy few ;D
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better watch out emn1964, i just received information he's affiliated with the filthy few ;D
LOL...ok, ok...I take it all back...
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you are a good person
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"VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM"
LMFAO!!!
Hahahahaahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahahaha
Wheeew! THAT is good stuff! ;D
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I bought muscle milk shake 4 pack at a supermarket ,when i was paying the lady said "Muscle Milk??? Is that what is called"??
And everybody looked at me like if i was a child molester !
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
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i love the part where you said "alrightty then"
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i love the part where you said "alrightty then"
Epic Ace Ventura Copy.
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
;D these get better every day.
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Epic Ace Ventura Copy.
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They were maybe wondering why you bought so much food yet look like you are starving.
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people always look at me weird cuz i'm the only one with a full Suntan during the winter months
well, that and the fact that I'm very handsome
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Lol...I didn't choke anybody today, but I ate like 10 sample cookies at Whole Foods this morning while shopping, and I also ate a bunch of random stuff out of their bulk bins (which your not supposed to do) and alot of people were looking at me weird...but nobody messed with me, they must have known I placed 4th in Mr. GetBig! ;D
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People look at me wondering why i look like an librarian but am pretty big and young.
The odd middleaged slut will feel you up. I shit you not
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Lmao!
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Hardcore...all the way hardcore.
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
More internet lies.
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Understandable Marcus.
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This is actually a true story. I swear to God.
I was in town late on thurs night (late night shopping at the time) and in a shopping center and decided to get a burger king. So anyway i went and waited in the line. There was only around 8 people infront of me and this place is slow but i think they always cook stuff fresh cos it tastes great and always piping hot when you buy it. Anyway just as i stood in line my fone went. It was my firend. I stood in line patiently chatting away to her. I was waiting seriously 20mins.
Anyway when it was my turn to order i stopped chatting and the young fella (about 17) behind counter said what can i get you. I was still on the fone at this stage just not chatting. I was literally about to order when some tart, bleached yellow hair, dressed in track bottoms slightly fat and not very attractive said "get to the back of the fucking queue" I was liek wtf. I looked at her and said i have been waiting here for 20 minutes. I looked t amy fone, it was actually 22mins. She said "stop fucking lying" I said if i bunked the queue why say it now and not 20mins ago. I genuinely did not and tbh they seemed to appear from nowhere. There is only one single file line at this burker king.
By this stage i was kinda embarassed teh poor kid did not have a clue what to do. I said to him, alright mate a double whopper meal with coke. He obliged being friendly enopugh and said i dont really know who is first or what to do. Fair enough.
Then the girl said "some people have no fucking manners" she called me a specky bastard or something. Then with everyone watching i said "listen you silly little tart, you fuck up i was in line before you. Thats that" At this stage her bf who was standing near by and just chirping in puffed out his chest walked towards me and said and said what did you say. I repeated it.
My gym bag was on my shoulder and i just dropped the right shoulder real fast, it fell to the ground. Everyone was watching and he then realised i was no pushover despite looking like one. I slid my right foot back in anticipation for throwing a right hand. He actually backed off and took a few steps back. Everyone kinda laughed at him and he was embarassed in front of his girl and the people. They realised i was not tjhe ass hole as i kept my cool only losing it when he got aggressive.
Then someone else jumped on till bring them over away from me. The kid kinda laughed and said "haha he shit himself there and chuckled". From 2 tills across they were staring over and teh girl was trying to get her boyfriend to stand up and do something. Not interested at all.
Anyway i got my food and calmly sat down. They got their food and sat around 30m from me staring over. I smiled back at them. He put his head down.
Next thing i know i had 5 security guards around me each about 15 yards apart LOL I was just happy to have my meal and enjoy it and had no intention of doing anything else as i work in the shopping mall and am relatively friendly to some of them.
When i left i walked past them and the guy put his head down, the girl too. The guards also followed me as they ust have thought i was gonna chin him lol.
His damaged ego is enough for me. Sadly this poor bastard prob gets in fights all the time because of that silly little tart of a g/f and her making him fight.
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This is actually a true story. I swear to God.
I was in town late on thurs night (late night shopping at the time) and in a shopping center and decided to get a burger king.
What the fuck are you talking about "getting a burger king?"
How in the hell do you "get a burger king"?
Damnit you people make me sick.
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sorry, i decided to purchase a meal from the Burker King franchise.
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sorry, i decided to purchase a meal from the Burker King franchise.
much better
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Ooops i mean Burger King
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Ooops i mean Burger King
Lucky enough polychronopoly didn't notice.
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too many things wrong with Goudy's story:
a. no white people work at burger king
b. no one calls someone else a "specky bastard" or whatever at Burger King
c. Goudy does not talk to women, he lives a lonely life of masturbation
p.s. El_Pajero's story is a great and believable one. I don't know what kind of shit Goudy's pulling.
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This is actually a true story. I swear to God. SATAN...
I was in town late on thurs night (late night shopping at the time) and in a shopping center and decided to get a burger king. So anyway i went and waited in the line. There was only around 8 people infront of me and this place is slow but i think they always cook stuff fresh cos it tastes great and always piping hot when you buy it. Anyway just as i stood in line my fone went. It was my firend. I stood in line patiently chatting away to her. I was waiting seriously 20mins.
Anyway when it was my turn to order i stopped chatting and the young fella (about 17) behind counter said what can i get you. I was still on the fone at this stage just not chatting. I was literally about to order when some tart, bleached yellow hair, dressed in track bottoms slightly fat and not very attractive said "get to the back of the fucking queue" I was liek wtf. I looked at her and said i have been waiting here for 20 minutes. I looked t amy fone, it was actually 22mins. She said "stop fucking lying" I said if i bunked the queue why say it now and not 20mins ago. I genuinely did not and tbh they seemed to appear from nowhere. There is only one single file line at this burker king.
By this stage i was kinda embarassed teh poor kid did not have a clue what to do. I said to him, alright mate a double whopper meal with coke. He obliged being friendly enopugh and said i dont really know who is first or what to do. Fair enough.
Then the girl said "some people have no fucking manners" she called me a specky bastard or something. Then with everyone watching i said "listen you silly little tart, you fuck up i was in line before you. Thats that" At this stage her bf who was standing near by and just chirping in puffed out his chest walked towards me and said and said what did you say. I repeated it.
My gym bag was on my shoulder and i just dropped the right shoulder real fast, it fell to the ground. Everyone was watching and he then realised i was no pushover despite looking like one. I slid my right foot back in anticipation for throwing a right hand. He actually backed off and took a few steps back. Everyone kinda laughed at him and he was embarassed in front of his girl and the people. They realised i was not tjhe ass hole as i kept my cool only losing it when he got aggressive.
Then someone else jumped on till bring them over away from me. The kid kinda laughed and said "haha he shit himself there and chuckled". From 2 tills across they were staring over and teh girl was trying to get her boyfriend to stand up and do something. Not interested at all.
Anyway i got my food and calmly sat down. They got their food and sat around 30m from me staring over. I smiled back at them. He put his head down.
Next thing i know i had 5 security guards around me each about 15 yards apart LOL I was just happy to have my meal and enjoy it and had no intention of doing anything else as i work in the shopping mall and am relatively friendly to some of them.
When i left i walked past them and the guy put his head down, the girl too. The guards also followed me as they ust have thought i was gonna chin him lol.
His damaged ego is enough for me. Sadly this poor bastard prob gets in fights all the time because of that silly little tart of a g/f and her making him fight.
Fixed.
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too many things wrong with Goudy's story:
a. no white people work at burger king
b. no one calls someone else a "specky bastard" or whatever at Burger King
c. Goudy does not talk to women, he lives a lonely life of masturbation
p.s. El_Pajero's story is a great and believable one. I don't know what kind of shit Goudy's pulling.
Most people apart from KFC for whatever reason have mainly white people, nearly all white tbh.
It is in a foodhall...and yes the girl called me it. People ar eso cheeky in belfast
Goudy talks to plenty of women he talked at this woman however
Decide...why di dyou change it to SATAN?
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Most people apart from KFC for whatever reason have mainly white people, nearly all white tbh.
It is in a foodhall...and yes the girl called me it. People ar eso cheeky in belfast
Goudy talks to plenty of women he talked at this woman however
Decide...why di dyou change it to SATAN?
Most likely he doesn't believe in God and believes saying "I swear to Satan" is just as silly as saying "I swear to God."
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Most people apart from KFC for whatever reason have mainly white people, nearly all white tbh.
It is in a foodhall...and yes the girl called me it. People ar eso cheeky in belfast
Goudy talks to plenty of women he talked at this woman however
Decide...why di dyou change it to SATAN?
I was going to visit Ireland one of these days. But I hear you're getting a lot of foreigners invading this once proud land. Maybe i'll go to some back country village and hope "Straw Dogs" won't happen to me.
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oh right
Just funny cos and friend and myself were talking about something and it rings a bell. very strange lol
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Ha! Great story, Goudy. Nothing like reinforcing the stereotype that the Irish are a race of foul-mouthed belligerents. :D
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HAHA Another Goudy BS story making him out to be the Reincarnation of Dalton from Roadhouse.
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Haha.
i was embarassed i swore back.
She was so rude and cheeky. And teh b/f was a big fat oaf. Seriously i was minding my own business then i had like 40 people looking at me.
And yes, yes we are.
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HAHA Another Goudy BS story making him out to be the Reincarnation of Dalton from Roadhouse.
Haha
No way. Noone got hit or hurt. I admitted i felt embarassed. No knives guns or bones were broken.
What is so unrealistic about this?
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I don't believe you at all..................... ........................ ..........theres no way a guy your size only gets a double whopper and a coke ;D
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EP, I too used to have these occurences. Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt. It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe. Others will scurry away. Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts? Instant respect.
And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.
Some highlights in the hair and a thin goatee would really add to the effect as well...
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Most people apart from KFC for whatever reason have mainly white people, nearly all white tbh.
It is in a foodhall...and yes the girl called me it. People ar eso cheeky in belfast
Goudy talks to plenty of women he talked at this woman however
Decide...why di dyou change it to SATAN?
Your horrible spelling and grammar raped my eyes....thanks >:(
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HAHA Another Goudy BS story making him out to be the Reincarnation of Dalton from Roadhouse.
"Hey yo Steve................... your history"
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"Noone wins a fight"
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This is actually a true story. I swear to God.
I was in town late on thurs night (late night shopping at the time) and in a shopping center and decided to get a burger king. So anyway i went and waited in the line. There was only around 8 people infront of me and this place is slow but i think they always cook stuff fresh cos it tastes great and always piping hot when you buy it. Anyway just as i stood in line my fone went. It was my firend. I stood in line patiently chatting away to her. I was waiting seriously 20mins.
Anyway when it was my turn to order i stopped chatting and the young fella (about 17) behind counter said what can i get you. I was still on the fone at this stage just not chatting. I was literally about to order when some tart, bleached yellow hair, dressed in track bottoms slightly fat and not very attractive said "get to the back of the fucking queue" I was liek wtf. I looked at her and said i have been waiting here for 20 minutes. I looked t amy fone, it was actually 22mins. She said "stop fucking lying" I said if i bunked the queue why say it now and not 20mins ago. I genuinely did not and tbh they seemed to appear from nowhere. There is only one single file line at this burker king.
By this stage i was kinda embarassed teh poor kid did not have a clue what to do. I said to him, alright mate a double whopper meal with coke. He obliged being friendly enopugh and said i dont really know who is first or what to do. Fair enough.
Then the girl said "some people have no fucking manners" she called me a specky bastard or something. Then with everyone watching i said "listen you silly little tart, you fuck up i was in line before you. Thats that" At this stage her bf who was standing near by and just chirping in puffed out his chest walked towards me and said and said what did you say. I repeated it.
My gym bag was on my shoulder and i just dropped the right shoulder real fast, it fell to the ground. Everyone was watching and he then realised i was no pushover despite looking like one. I slid my right foot back in anticipation for throwing a right hand. He actually backed off and took a few steps back. Everyone kinda laughed at him and he was embarassed in front of his girl and the people. They realised i was not tjhe ass hole as i kept my cool only losing it when he got aggressive.
Then someone else jumped on till bring them over away from me. The kid kinda laughed and said "haha he shit himself there and chuckled". From 2 tills across they were staring over and teh girl was trying to get her boyfriend to stand up and do something. Not interested at all.
Anyway i got my food and calmly sat down. They got their food and sat around 30m from me staring over. I smiled back at them. He put his head down.
Next thing i know i had 5 security guards around me each about 15 yards apart LOL I was just happy to have my meal and enjoy it and had no intention of doing anything else as i work in the shopping mall and am relatively friendly to some of them.
When i left i walked past them and the guy put his head down, the girl too. The guards also followed me as they ust have thought i was gonna chin him lol.
His damaged ego is enough for me. Sadly this poor bastard prob gets in fights all the time because of that silly little tart of a g/f and her making him fight.
are you sure the mouthy girl wasn't a butch bull dike? lol
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Some highlights in the hair and a thin goatee would really add to the effect as well...
haha, yes peroni. these beansnappers just don't understand.
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Man i remember he yellow bleached hair and short semi-fatness
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
Maybe its the hells angel flag you are carrying ;D
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this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2 10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not" so I said "allrighty then" and continued shopping.
so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?
handled like a true getbigger
good stuff El Pajero
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I usually bring along my sister's baby stroller not to house a child but extra groceries.
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perhaps you should look into Safeway.com