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Title: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Tre on December 01, 2008, 06:59:56 AM

Discuss.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on December 01, 2008, 07:45:33 AM
-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: chester_bbb on December 01, 2008, 07:46:43 AM
-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?

Seriously? ::)
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Big Bro on December 01, 2008, 07:47:18 AM
-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?
They both look mentally challenged.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 01, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
-- one is an athlete, the other isn't.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 01, 2008, 07:49:58 AM
One is a Multi-Millionaire, the other is an average joe.

"1"
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Big Bro on December 01, 2008, 07:51:11 AM
one is a midget, the other isn't
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Petrucci on December 01, 2008, 07:56:36 AM
One is a Multi-Millionaire, the other is an average joe.

"1"

one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...


one has tons of muscles and, symetrical body and a 8 pack...the other looks like a basketball player out of the holocaust...


 ;D
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: mass 04 on December 01, 2008, 08:00:27 AM
one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...


one has tons of muscles and, symetrical body and a 8 pack...the other looks like a basketball player out of the holocaust...


 ;D
oh brother.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: 240 is Back on December 01, 2008, 08:01:07 AM
One is a Multi-Millionaire, the other is an average joe.

"1"

I wouldn't call him *average*... he did win 8 gold medals.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Big Bro on December 01, 2008, 08:09:33 AM
I wouldn't call him *average*... he did win 8 gold medals.
Being 6'4'' tall and worth 5-10 million dollars is average on getbig.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: 240 is Back on December 01, 2008, 08:12:33 AM
Being 6'4'' tall and worth 5-10 million dollars is average on getbig.

you make a good point.  Phelps is a good, average athlete.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: affeman on December 01, 2008, 08:19:49 AM
-- one is an athlete, the other isn't.

Which one is the athlete??
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: bb doc on December 01, 2008, 11:19:48 AM
"you make a good point.  Phelps is a good, average athlete."

240 - your posts are masterful - tx for the humor! - bb doc
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Mars on December 01, 2008, 11:22:41 AM
he owns that little tit easely, just because he has height alone.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: swilkins1984 on December 01, 2008, 11:26:10 AM
Ka-ching.... 8)
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Bear on December 01, 2008, 11:30:06 AM
-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?

I remotely care what one does, the other has a profession - 'swimmer' - which is actually a term of insult to bodybuilders.

Anyone on a bodybuilding forum who comes on here just to say they hate bodybuilding is a jerk. Why don't you go on the really cool swimming forums?
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Man of Steel on December 01, 2008, 11:33:47 AM
One ate collard greens and his grandmother's homemade biscuits at Thanksgiving then smoked a pack of menthols with his cousin Rey-Rey.   The other is Dexter Jackson.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Wiggs on December 01, 2008, 11:54:35 AM
One ate collard greens and his grandmother's homemade biscuits at Thanksgiving then smoked a pack of menthols with his cousin Rey-Rey.   The other is Dexter Jackson.
lol
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Monster81 on December 01, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
this thread without pics is useless
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: divcom on December 01, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
i'm lucky phil heath came along during my generation

yes...a geek can make money and fame outside of the software industry.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: johnnynoname on December 01, 2008, 12:06:36 PM
they both are male "butterfaces"
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Big Bro on December 01, 2008, 12:06:57 PM
this thread without pics is useless
Why?
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Petrucci on December 01, 2008, 12:14:05 PM
I wouldn't call him *average*... he did win 8 gold medals.
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touché
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Jeffro on December 01, 2008, 12:18:41 PM
they both are male "butterfaces"
Which one would you rather have pound you, "johnnynoname?"
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: johnnynoname on December 01, 2008, 12:20:00 PM
Which one would you rather have pound you, "johnnynoname?"

neither












I'm a top ;D
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Option D on December 01, 2008, 12:20:30 PM
one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...


one has tons of muscles and, symetrical body and a 8 pack...the other looks like a basketball player out of the holocaust...


 ;D

let em know..

one is a strong beast...the other one is hungry
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: madmax on December 01, 2008, 12:20:57 PM
They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both achieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished. Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own life instead of trying to tear others down.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Jeffro on December 01, 2008, 12:22:24 PM
They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both acieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished. Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own life instead of trying to tear others down.
Calm down, studly "madmax," it ain't that serious.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Tre on December 01, 2008, 12:51:04 PM
They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both acieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished.

I agree that it's difficult to reach the top of your profession.

But thankfully, I'm the highest-rated schmoe in the world.   ;D
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Method101 on December 01, 2008, 02:32:40 PM
one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...

 ;D
ive never seen a video of dexter bench pressing anything over 225  ;D
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 01, 2008, 02:55:16 PM
Dexter Jackson is 3 times the athlete "Michael" is.  Ha ha, Michael's such an unknown geek compared to Dexter. 
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Tre on December 01, 2008, 03:31:33 PM
Dexter Jackson is 3 times the athlete "Michael" is.  Ha ha, Michael's such an unknown geek compared to Dexter. 

I cannot wait to see Dexter on 60 Minutes.

Maybe Anderson Cooper will challenge him to a posedown.
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: bigbalddaddy on December 01, 2008, 03:39:23 PM
Phelps can get quality young chicks because he's tall, loaded with money and white...the turtle is stuck with wannabe ho's or strippers who are still in the 80's who dig the juicer look with tight shirts and fanny packs ::)
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 01, 2008, 03:40:46 PM
I cannot wait to see Dexter on 60 Minutes.

Maybe Anderson Cooper will challenge him to a posedown.

lol.

A.C. : "tell us, Dex...mind if i call you Dex?  So, Dex, what does a day in the life of Dex consist of?"
Dex: "yeah"
A.C. : "excuse me?"
Dex: "y'all wanna see my flat screen TV?"
A.C. : "not really"
Dex: "yeah"

Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 02, 2008, 01:54:17 AM
lol.

A.C. : "tell us, Dex...mind if i call you Dex?  So, Dex, what does a day in the life of Dex consist of?"
Dex: "yeah"
A.C. : "excuse me?"
Dex: "y'all wanna see my flat screen TV?"
A.C. : "not really"
Dex: "yeah"


LMFAO
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Parker on December 02, 2008, 02:34:00 AM
Phelps just recently swam laps for money given to him by a guy....Hmmm, G 4...?
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: alnassak on December 02, 2008, 02:53:46 AM
One has Big Flat nose the other has pointed nose  ;D
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Rome on December 02, 2008, 05:10:34 AM
Discuss.

Oil vs water.
Discuss 
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Tre on December 02, 2008, 06:25:38 AM
Oil vs water.
Discuss 

Water's on top right now, but oil will dominate again.  Soon.

Eventually, however, the world's major battles will be waged over water.  I just hope that's not in my lifetime.

Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: J Grey on December 02, 2008, 07:05:51 AM
they both are male "butterfaces"

you're pretty ugly yourself stud
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: D-bol on December 02, 2008, 07:10:22 AM

-- one uses steroids the other doesn't

WRONG!!!
Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: SAMSON123 on December 02, 2008, 10:33:11 AM
Discuss.


...ONE IS COCK DIESEL WHILE THE OTHER IS A SPECIAL EDUCATION RETARD...
...One won medals for swimming with shorts that were WAAAAAy too small the other won medals for posing and coming to
   the contest ripped and muscular
...One is on the cover of various muscle magazines the other is on the cover of swimming and ADHD magazines
...One takes pills to get cut and ripped the other takes pills to keep his SANITY...
HELL...THEY ARE JUST ALIKE...

Title: Re: Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps
Post by: Karl Kox on December 02, 2008, 11:11:09 AM
-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?


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