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Title: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 03:48:59 PM
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 03:52:19 PM
another wonderful lie
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 03:54:23 PM
another wonderful lie

he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 03:56:50 PM
he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja

epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 03:57:41 PM
epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here

man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:00:53 PM
man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...

The Lie - Part 3 - Its not over til its over  :(
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:02:45 PM
???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!

This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:05:32 PM
This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

man, no es mentira... jajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:08:01 PM
:'( :'( :'( :'(

man, no es mentira... jajaja

spic language wont help you here, please stop lies  >:(
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:09:55 PM
spic language wont help you here, please stop lies  >:(

jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caņa... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:11:55 PM
jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caņa... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja

God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: grab an umbrella on December 02, 2008, 04:13:03 PM
thats why you shouldn't own an iphone queerboy
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:13:55 PM
God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here

paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:14:40 PM
paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...

god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:15:24 PM
god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies

jajaja  ;D ;D no soy puto! jajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 02, 2008, 04:15:42 PM
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:16:46 PM
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:17:03 PM
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

iphone is for homosexuals :)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
iphone is for homosexuals :)

tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:18:29 PM
tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha

im sure you do..stop lies please  >:(
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: grab an umbrella on December 02, 2008, 04:18:36 PM
wow, your english is very poor

i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:19:47 PM
wow, your english is very poor


its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha

benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:20:46 PM
its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha

benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha

lies goes on
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:21:38 PM
lies goes on

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! ;D ;D ;D better benzo??? hahaha
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: divcom on December 02, 2008, 04:22:41 PM
paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...

hard to tell the difference which one is crap.  anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba.  Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.  
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:23:44 PM
hard to tell the difference which one is crap.  anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba.  Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.  

salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:24:06 PM
la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! ;D ;D ;D better benzo??? hahaha

ob la di ob la da lies go on ahhhhhh
lala how the lies goes on
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:24:48 PM
que queres q diga entonces!!! hjajajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: divcom on December 02, 2008, 04:28:38 PM
salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...

Tango...typing error imp.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 04:29:25 PM
salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...

meltdown
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 04:30:03 PM
Tango...typing error imp.

hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha

Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: divcom on December 02, 2008, 04:32:55 PM
hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha



Portuguese Salsa + African Rhythms = Samba

imp

Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: J Grey on December 02, 2008, 05:00:56 PM
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)

holy sprinkling blue bananas you're the biggest liar EVER  :o
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Permabulker on December 02, 2008, 05:03:41 PM
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)

Dont you know how to box??
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: kimura on December 02, 2008, 05:12:37 PM
I am shocked you did not grab their throats.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
I am shocked you did not grab their throats.

no... im a pussy.. :( jajaja
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: kimura on December 02, 2008, 05:27:05 PM
Where  do you live?
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: tommywishbone on December 02, 2008, 05:29:28 PM
I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.

 :D
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: TrueGrit on December 02, 2008, 05:30:42 PM
 Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?

Amazing and happy story.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: TrueGrit on December 02, 2008, 05:52:12 PM
 "Knife wielding thugs give back Iphone"
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 02, 2008, 05:56:53 PM
here's how it really happened:

"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first.  three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks.  knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages.  they took pictures with their iphones.  some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy.  i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves.  they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:39:12 PM
Dont you know how to box??

not a cage fighter yet!hahaha
Where  do you live?

asuncion, paraguay

I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.

 :D


i got it its just too big to load it! hahaha

Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?

Amazing and happy story.

yeah... they could actually trace the fucking phone... so happy ending.. but i had no credit on it  :(

here's how it really happened:

"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first.  three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks.  knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages.  they took pictures with their iphones.  some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy.  i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves.  they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."

if thats your fantasy then thats ok dude....
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 06:40:10 PM
BIG LIE EXPOSED
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
BIG LIE EXPOSED

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Jeffro on December 02, 2008, 06:41:36 PM
Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres."  ::)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:43:09 PM
Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres."  ::)

why is it a lie???? it is not dude! that happened! i just thought it was funny that the girls called me pussy!!!
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 02, 2008, 06:44:40 PM
Chinga su madre    (ask a Mexican what it means)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:45:13 PM
Chinga su madre

hahaha chinga tu madre is better
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 02, 2008, 06:46:48 PM
hahaha chinga tu madre is better

I wanted to be respectful.  I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 06:47:26 PM
la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???

guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:48:32 PM
guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.

haha same lang you speak bezou hahaha



I wanted to be respectful.  I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".

ahh i thought you anly knew that... seems like you know spanish
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 06:48:40 PM
this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 02, 2008, 06:49:38 PM
That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on  :)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:50:01 PM
this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget

whats my real name then???? hahaha
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 06:50:54 PM
whats my real name then???? hahaha

you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:51:19 PM
That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on  :)

 ;D
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 06:51:52 PM
you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"

shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 06:54:00 PM
shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!

lie detected - please stop
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 02, 2008, 07:02:12 PM
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

haha okay..

The storm takes like 2-3 seconds to adjust its screen when you switch from the vertical position to horizontal. It also doesn't even have wifi. It's a piece of shit.

IPhone is a fag phone but I wont deny that it works pretty damn well.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Cavalier22 on December 02, 2008, 07:04:20 PM
i dont believe this guy is actually from paraguay, to begin with
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 02, 2008, 07:05:04 PM
btw, did you also have you 15 grand worth M6 stolen?  ;D

Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: kimura on December 02, 2008, 07:06:55 PM
ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him.  He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen.  He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.

 ???
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 02, 2008, 07:07:53 PM
ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him.  He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen.  He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.

 ???

What a shitty country  :-\
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: kimura on December 02, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
What a shitty country  :-\

Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: benz on December 02, 2008, 07:11:59 PM
Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.

Fortunately, they will stay as such
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: TrueGrit on December 02, 2008, 08:13:36 PM
Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.

Only because Alejandro has all the money.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: J Grey on December 02, 2008, 08:14:58 PM
Only because Alejandro has all the money.

is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture?  :o
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: grab an umbrella on December 02, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: J Grey on December 02, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...

I have tried that, it doesn't work  >:(
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: grab an umbrella on December 02, 2008, 08:20:13 PM
I said muscle not fat, blades tend to cut right through fat...
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: jesusbod on December 02, 2008, 08:25:26 PM
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys


If you didn't take any pics of the 3 chicks, it didn't happen.

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: TrueGrit on December 02, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture?  :o

 Best mass building/ hormone releasing exercise known to man

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=102415;image)
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: J Grey on December 02, 2008, 08:32:53 PM
Best mass building/ hormone releasing exercise known to man

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=102415;image)

what the flying grapefruit?

why in the name of cut up apples?  ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: roastbeef1 on December 02, 2008, 08:35:19 PM
cant be real
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: chaos on December 02, 2008, 09:01:28 PM
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
If you weren't such a pussy, you would've whipped those four guys asses and banged all three of those chicks at the same time, then finished your jog. But you're a little vag and coward at the mere thought of defending yourself.
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: HTexan on December 02, 2008, 09:14:21 PM
you need to start packing when you go jogging ;D
Title: Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
Post by: jesusbod on December 03, 2008, 07:07:46 AM
If you don't have pictures of the three chicks. This didn't happen. :)