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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: alejandro_torres on December 02, 2008, 03:48:59 PM
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todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha
just wanted to share that with you guys
and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
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another wonderful lie
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another wonderful lie
he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja
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he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja
epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here
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epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here
man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...
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man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...
The Lie - Part 3 - Its not over til its over :(
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???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!
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???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!
This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?
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This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?
:'( :'( :'( :'(
man, no es mentira... jajaja
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:'( :'( :'( :'(
man, no es mentira... jajaja
spic language wont help you here, please stop lies >:(
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spic language wont help you here, please stop lies >:(
jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caņa... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja
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jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caņa... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja
God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here
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thats why you shouldn't own an iphone queerboy
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God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here
paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...
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paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...
god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies
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god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies
jajaja ;D ;D no soy puto! jajaja
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The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
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The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too
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The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
iphone is for homosexuals :)
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iphone is for homosexuals :)
tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha
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tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha
im sure you do..stop lies please >:(
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wow, your english is very poor
i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too
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wow, your english is very poor
its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha
benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha
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its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha
benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha
lies goes on
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lies goes on
la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! ;D ;D ;D better benzo??? hahaha
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paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...
hard to tell the difference which one is crap. anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba. Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.
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hard to tell the difference which one is crap. anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba. Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.
salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...
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la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! ;D ;D ;D better benzo??? hahaha
ob la di ob la da lies go on ahhhhhh
lala how the lies goes on
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que queres q diga entonces!!! hjajajaja
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salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...
Tango...typing error imp.
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salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...
meltdown
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Tango...typing error imp.
hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha
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hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha
Portuguese Salsa + African Rhythms = Samba
imp
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todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha
just wanted to share that with you guys
and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
holy sprinkling blue bananas you're the biggest liar EVER :o
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todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha
just wanted to share that with you guys
and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
Dont you know how to box??
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I am shocked you did not grab their throats.
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I am shocked you did not grab their throats.
no... im a pussy.. :( jajaja
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Where do you live?
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I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.
:D
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Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?
Amazing and happy story.
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"Knife wielding thugs give back Iphone"
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here's how it really happened:
"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first. three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks. knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages. they took pictures with their iphones. some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy. i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves. they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."
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Dont you know how to box??
not a cage fighter yet!hahahaWhere do you live?
asuncion, paraguay
I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.
:D
i got it its just too big to load it! hahaha
Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?
Amazing and happy story.
yeah... they could actually trace the fucking phone... so happy ending.. but i had no credit on it :(
here's how it really happened:
"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first. three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks. knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages. they took pictures with their iphones. some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy. i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves. they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."
if thats your fantasy then thats ok dude....
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BIG LIE EXPOSED
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BIG LIE EXPOSED
la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???
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Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres." ::)
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Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres." ::)
why is it a lie???? it is not dude! that happened! i just thought it was funny that the girls called me pussy!!!
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Chinga su madre (ask a Mexican what it means)
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Chinga su madre
hahaha chinga tu madre is better
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hahaha chinga tu madre is better
I wanted to be respectful. I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".
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la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???
guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.
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guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.
haha same lang you speak bezou hahaha
I wanted to be respectful. I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".
ahh i thought you anly knew that... seems like you know spanish
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this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget
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That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on :)
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this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget
whats my real name then???? hahaha
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whats my real name then???? hahaha
you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"
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That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on :)
;D
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you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"
shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!
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shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!
lie detected - please stop
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The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
haha okay..
The storm takes like 2-3 seconds to adjust its screen when you switch from the vertical position to horizontal. It also doesn't even have wifi. It's a piece of shit.
IPhone is a fag phone but I wont deny that it works pretty damn well.
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i dont believe this guy is actually from paraguay, to begin with
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btw, did you also have you 15 grand worth M6 stolen? ;D
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ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him. He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen. He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.
???
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ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him. He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen. He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.
???
What a shitty country :-\
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What a shitty country :-\
Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.
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Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.
Fortunately, they will stay as such
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Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.
Only because Alejandro has all the money.
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Only because Alejandro has all the money.
is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture? :o
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you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...
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you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...
I have tried that, it doesn't work >:(
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I said muscle not fat, blades tend to cut right through fat...
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todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha
just wanted to share that with you guys
If you didn't take any pics of the 3 chicks, it didn't happen.
and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
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is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture? :o
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what the flying grapefruit?
why in the name of cut up apples? ??? ??? ??? ???
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cant be real
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todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha
just wanted to share that with you guys
and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)
If you weren't such a pussy, you would've whipped those four guys asses and banged all three of those chicks at the same time, then finished your jog. But you're a little vag and coward at the mere thought of defending yourself.
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you need to start packing when you go jogging ;D
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If you don't have pictures of the three chicks. This didn't happen. :)