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Title: Definite Puss
Post by: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM: Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: chaos on December 02, 2008, 09:05:10 PM: Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
If she's hot, go fuck her, average looking-toss a coin, not so hot, don't risk the jail time.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: Master Blaster on December 02, 2008, 09:21:13 PM: Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
Im glad you were the one to answer, read your shit for a while. Mucho respecto. She is a smokin hot20 year old tight twateed good girl that happens to like a little D once in while. I ve hit before but i agree, not worth the drive. Play it safe. look out for # 1. Preesh

huh?

go fuck her dude...or make her wait for it...tell her you are on another date
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: drkaje on December 02, 2008, 09:35:12 PM: Stay your drunk ass the fuck home!!

Fuck around and kill somebody then you'll up getting fucked in the ass by some Mandingo-dicked black guy.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: big L dawg on December 02, 2008, 09:58:10 PM: epic not having a job there 4 n $ for a cab....or just not that smart.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: benchmstr on December 03, 2008, 08:53:15 AM: Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.
what kind of dude are you?

tell that bitch to come to your house!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: CalvinH on December 03, 2008, 09:15:17 AM: Sam didn't last long.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM: i wonder if he tapped that ass
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: CalvinH on December 03, 2008, 09:47:20 AM: Quote from: bigmc on December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM
i wonder if he tapped that ass

Depends if he got put in time out first :D
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: chaos on December 03, 2008, 03:20:17 PM: Quote from: bigmc on December 03, 2008, 09:45:02 AM
i wonder if he tapped that ass
Hard to tap ass when you're behind the Time Out bars.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: Master Blaster on December 03, 2008, 08:41:28 PM: Quote from: chaos on December 03, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
Hard to tap ass when you're behind the Time Out bars.

theres some scarey guys there (whats his name, 'tink' or some shit?)
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 03, 2008, 08:45:34 PM: I guess he made up his mind pretty quick, lol.

Keep us posted will ya?
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: leonp1981 on December 03, 2008, 08:50:48 PM: Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Sorry to post as a newb, but you bastards are the only ones with good advice. I've had approx 10-15 beers (no shots) and xan bar. This girl wants me to come to her apt and do the damn thing. Not only do i waant to do it but ive had dewer about 9 years ago. i think im coool to drive but its about 10 miles away in a heavily copulated area. Im thinkin not worth pooShwa. sorry to waste time with this shit.

Dumbass.

There are few things more stupid than drink driving.
Title: Re: Definite Puss
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 11:21:35 AM: The obvious answer is for her to go to his place or pay for his cab to get to hers...