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Title: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Croatch on December 04, 2008, 08:32:57 PM
After cutting this guy off accidentally...he proceeds to speed after me.  I pull over and roll down my window and start laughing at what a tool this clown was for even getting bent on the situation, waiting for him to get out of the car.....yet, he did nothing.  So, I roll my window back up and continue to drive off.  He then speeds up again, so I stop waiting to get out and house this 150lb clown, he then swerves and takes off.
Who are these jokers?

Please, if you're going to go through the trouble of catching up to me, at least get out, realize you weigh 150lbs, get your ass handed to you, then go home.  Another brutal road rager.
Everyone is a badass behind the wheel, until it's time to step out of the car...then most realize...I can't even bench 135lbs...wtf am I really going to do...hahaha
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: HTexan on December 04, 2008, 08:34:37 PM
After cutting this guy off accidentally...he proceeds to speed after me.  I pull over and roll down my window and start laughing at what a tool this clown was for even getting bent on the situation, waiting for him to get out of the car.....yet, he did nothing.  So, I roll my window back up and continue to drive off.  He then speeds up again, so I stop waiting to get out and house this 150lb clown, he then swerves and takes off.
Who are these jokers?

Please, if you're going to go through the trouble of catching up to me, at least get out, realize you weigh 150lbs, get your ass handed to you, then go home.  Another brutal road rager.
Everyone is a badass behind the wheel, until it's time to step out of the car...then most realize...I can't even bench 135lbs...wtf am I really going to do...hahaha

You would get shot here in texas for that shit :-\
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 04, 2008, 08:34:48 PM
lol great thread as usual croatch
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Post by: gracie bjj on December 04, 2008, 11:20:40 PM
after having afew guns pulled on me in north jersey and new york i kinda gave up getting into roadside brawls,some of these dicks cut me off and then give me the finger to boot,i used to play the ego game and pull over and step to the dude,but after seeing 9 mm,s pointed at my stomach i said frig it,i just laugh it off now and tell myself that one day they are gonna cut off or flip off the wrong joker and get capped.i have a 2 year old son who i love and a nice wife i want to go home to everyday so i try to avoid trouble if i can.but i know what your sayin about those asshole wanna be road hard guys,they play the role till you pull over then they speed away and give you the finger to boot >:(
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 04, 2008, 11:44:37 PM
Haha great thread!! just tonight I had an incident! no shit! I do a u turn and park up and a bitch on a bicycle yells "wanker" at me as she goes past. so i follow her home (good 5 mins drive), but she couldnt see i was following, she gets off her bike, sees me and trys to get into her house as quick as possible..... i call her every name under the sun so loud that her neighbours can hear..... "cunt this, slut that...." she finally gets inside and i rip her letter box off and throw it into her neighbours yard!

nzmm      1
bicyclists 0
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Alex23 on December 04, 2008, 11:47:31 PM
HAHAHA Croatch making an epic comeback...

too bad I wasn't riding shotgun, I would've got off the car and took a shit on his hood for you ;D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: nycbull on December 05, 2008, 12:03:16 AM
HAHAHA Croatch making an epic comeback...

too bad I wasn't riding shotgun, I would've got off the car and took a shit on his hood for you ;D

Croatch had one of his hot tripple D girls riding shot gun :D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Alex23 on December 05, 2008, 12:09:59 AM
Croatch had one of his hot tripple D girls riding shot gun :D

Prolly why he "behaved"... ;D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: MoralMan on December 05, 2008, 02:34:39 AM
Haha great thread!! just tonight I had an incident! no shit! I do a u turn and park up and a bitch on a bicycle yells "wanker" at me as she goes past. so i follow her home (good 5 mins drive), but she couldnt see i was following, she gets off her bike, sees me and trys to get into her house as quick as possible..... i call her every name under the sun so loud that her neighbours can hear..... "cunt this, slut that...." she finally gets inside and i rip her letter box off and throw it into her neighbours yard!

nzmm      1
bicyclists 0

Picking on a woman, you are such a man!
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 05, 2008, 04:02:56 AM
I heard a good story when one time a man was closing to intersection and the ones coming from the left had to yield. A woman was coming from that direction and didnīt slow down (lived there and knew that intersection but just thought SHE could go first) so the man decided to pull infront of her and then the woman started to honk him. He stepped outside and started to walk towards her car. She starts to reverse and I donīt know how long this went on but I guess the man finally gave up and had a good chuckle.
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Post by: MAXX on December 05, 2008, 04:51:20 AM
good stuff croatch couldn't agree more.
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Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 05:46:43 AM
You would get shot here in texas for that shit :-\
::) guns are for pusssies.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: HTexan on December 05, 2008, 08:18:52 AM
::) guns are for pusssies.
True squat. but so is changing your screen name when DA raped you. ;D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:20:35 AM
True squat. but so is changing your screen name when DA raped you. ;D
i was locked out of the account.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: HTexan on December 05, 2008, 08:23:03 AM
i was locked out of the account.
really? Was it because you starting deleting all your posts?
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:25:43 AM
really? Was it because you starting deleting all your posts?
hahahahaa, you need a hobby man. :o
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: HTexan on December 05, 2008, 08:31:21 AM
hahahahaa, you need a hobby man. :o
You have how many posts over me? ::)
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:32:26 AM
You have how many posts over me? ::)
the thing is that i don't obsess and know every little detail of what someone on here does. :D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: bigmc on December 05, 2008, 08:37:02 AM
This dude cut me up once and then flipped the bird at me. needless to say i followed him home and burned his house down.
I laughed as his bitch gave me oral on the front lawn, while he screamed as the flames seared his flesh.

true story  8)
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: HTexan on December 05, 2008, 08:37:46 AM
the thing is that i don't obsess and know every little detail of what someone on here does. :D
It was the biggest owning in getbig history. ;)
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: ASJChaotic on December 05, 2008, 08:37:53 AM
After cutting this guy off accidentally...he proceeds to speed after me.  I pull over and roll down my window and start laughing at what a tool this clown was for even getting bent on the situation, waiting for him to get out of the car.....yet, he did nothing.  So, I roll my window back up and continue to drive off.  He then speeds up again, so I stop waiting to get out and house this 150lb clown, he then swerves and takes off.
Who are these jokers?

Please, if you're going to go through the trouble of catching up to me, at least get out, realize you weigh 150lbs, get your ass handed to you, then go home.  Another brutal road rager.
Everyone is a badass behind the wheel, until it's time to step out of the car...then most realize...I can't even bench 135lbs...wtf am I really going to do...hahaha


Even worse are the clowns who drive this crappy car, when you're not driving 160 km per hour pull in front of you and give you the finger,
you would like to do the PIT maneuver on them and make them end up in the ditch but you fight off the urge, 1 minute later
they're right in front of you at a traffic light  :)
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Method101 on December 05, 2008, 08:38:26 AM
...then most realize...I can't even bench 135lbs...wtf am I really going to do...hahaha

they could just shoot you in the face.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:38:30 AM
It was the biggest owning in getbig history. ;)
hahahah, and i'm sure you memorized every page. :D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2008, 08:39:22 AM
they could just shoot you in the face.

yeah, i was about to say "when did how much you bench have anything to do with how tough/dangerous you are"
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: bigmc on December 05, 2008, 08:39:38 AM
hahahah, and i'm sure you memorized every page. :D

seems like "htexan" has a crush
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:39:58 AM
yeah, i was about to say "when did how much you bench have anything to do with how tough/dangerous you are"
shooting a gun doesn't make you "tough and dangerous".
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: ASJChaotic on December 05, 2008, 08:41:29 AM
shooting a gun doesn't make you "tough and dangerous".

x2

a 4 year old child can shoot a gun
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 08:46:05 AM
Maybe not, but it certainly changes the tone of the conversation... 8)
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2008, 08:48:32 AM
shooting a gun doesn't make you "tough and dangerous".

benching alot doesn't either
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 08:50:25 AM
benching alot doesn't either

It's a good thing wearing a thong and oiling up does.   ;D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2008, 08:52:31 AM
It's a good thing wearing a thong and oiling up does.   ;D

exactly

Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:52:39 AM
benching alot doesn't either
never said it did.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: ASJChaotic on December 05, 2008, 08:54:47 AM
What does mean you're a tough guy?
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 08:56:17 AM
What does mean you're a tough guy?

Putting tiny tits in their place at every opportunity is a good start.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: peroni on December 05, 2008, 09:01:32 AM
I'm sure after looking at a monster of man that you surely are they immediately think about how much they weigh and their maximum bench press. You need friends of you post this shit on the internet.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 09:08:24 AM
Same thing happened to me once but the fool actually got out of his car.as he walked up to my car I lowered the window put my arm and hit a single arm bicep pose.he quickly retreated to his car and drove away without making eye contact.


..word got out and I'm not bothered anymore.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: ASJChaotic on December 05, 2008, 09:15:27 AM
Same thing happened to me once but the fool actually got out of his car.as he walked up to my car I lowered the window put my arm and hit a single arm bicep pose.he quickly retreated to his car and drove away without making eye contact.


..word got out and I'm not bothered anymore.

bicep peaks!!!
who said those bicep curls weren't mandatory  >:(
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 05, 2008, 10:15:21 AM
This dude cut me up once and then flipped the bird at me. needless to say i followed him home and burned his house down.
I laughed as his bitch gave me oral on the front lawn, while he screamed as the flames seared his flesh.

true story  8)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 10:29:23 AM
Tiny tits used to do this on occasion with me, but since I have my Tapout stickers on the vehicle....well let's just say they know....you know what I'm sayin'...
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 11:21:56 AM

Crotch has lost a little size, but here's the video...


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Post by: Deicide on December 05, 2008, 11:25:45 AM
Hardcore...
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Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 11:26:05 AM
Crotch has lost a little size, but here's the video...




hahaha nice
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
hahaha nice

Gotta be cool to see your dad knock out some turd and video it on the way to school...
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Method101 on December 05, 2008, 11:33:14 AM
Crotch has lost a little size, but here's the video...



actually looks like hes put on size, has he gone on another cycle?
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Method101 on December 05, 2008, 11:33:50 AM
Gotta be cool to see your dad knock out some turd and video it on the way to school...
his dad was shitting his pants, then he threw the worst punch in history and the bum lost balance as he turned around to look at the police officer.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: ASJChaotic on December 05, 2008, 11:36:48 AM
actually looks like hes put on size, has he gone on another cycle?

LOL all that talk and he gets punched out then arrested
punk
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 11:40:13 AM
his dad was shitting his pants, then he threw the worst punch in history and the bum lost balance as he turned around to look at the police officer.

are you the guy getting knocked out?
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 11:44:09 AM
are you the guy getting knocked out?

haha i've had a guy come to my car...its pretty stupid to roll down your window or try to get out in that situation.  The guy in the car has no power punching from a seated position....I backed up so that I had the space to open my door and the guy took off when I got out (I wasn't even wearing tapout haha)...but to try and fight seated in the drivers seat is ridiculous
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Man of Steel on December 05, 2008, 11:46:36 AM
That was brilliant!
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 11:47:52 AM
haha i've had a guy come to my car...its pretty stupid to roll down your window or try to get out in that situation.  The guy in the car has no power punching from a seated position....I backed up so that I had the space to open my door and the guy took off when I got out (I wasn't even wearing tapout haha)...but to try and fight seated in the drivers seat is ridiculous

Yep, kinda like when a friend grabs you from behind to try to pull you out of a fight and just basically holds you there to get the hell knocked out of you...
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: musclehedz on December 05, 2008, 02:36:37 PM
::) guns are for pusssies.

Exactly, real men have AR's.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Croatch on December 05, 2008, 04:59:31 PM
My first successful thread in over a year.  And I didn't even mention steroids.  There's hope for the Croatch.
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: Man of Steel on December 05, 2008, 05:01:33 PM
My first successful thread in over a year.  And I didn't even mention steroids.  There's hope for the Croatch.


Remind us again, what's your stance on the use of steroids?
Title: Re: Road Raging Tough Guys!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
Crotch on !
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Post by: Croatch on December 05, 2008, 05:12:07 PM
Remind us again, what's your stance on the use of steroids?
Well, here's the thing...
hahaha
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Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 05:16:56 PM
 :)

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Post by: Jizzacked on December 05, 2008, 05:28:41 PM
:)





 8)