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Title: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 05, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: bigmc on December 05, 2008, 08:42:56 AM
Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

mos is legendary in gyms everywhere  8)

maybe you should curl your bath
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 08:44:00 AM
Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

MOS, I feel your pain.  Just wear a shirt with a wolf, dragon or something and it tends to repel the ladies.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: mass 04 on December 05, 2008, 08:44:33 AM
True bro. My demolition delts, steel chord pecs, titanic tris, and dinosaur legs get me many admiring glances around town. I drive a 1992 Daewoo though, so it's all for not.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 08:44:37 AM
Man of Steel is a human forklift who bruises so many cervix's that he could keep a gynecologists office full for a year.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2008, 08:50:25 AM
Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

preaching to the choir...
...except replace "ladies" with "old queens" :'(
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: D_1000 on December 05, 2008, 08:51:57 AM
Just got hit on at the carwash. 

What did you tell him?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bluto on December 05, 2008, 09:08:54 AM
MOS is so big he use the carwash after the gym instead of the showers
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 09:11:33 AM
MOS is so big he use the carwash after the gym instead of the showers




I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bluto on December 05, 2008, 09:26:02 AM



I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.

thats the best part
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 10:05:33 AM
MOS get more red snapper than Captain John
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: mass 04 on December 05, 2008, 10:06:19 AM
MOS gets more beaver than Minnesota.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 05, 2008, 10:11:07 AM
As Leroy said to Dorian, "LOAD THEM MAGAZINES!"
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
MOS gets more beaver than Minnesota.




That would Oregon ::)
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: mass 04 on December 05, 2008, 10:14:07 AM



That would Oregon ::)
Oh, you're a zoologist now Calvin?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Mars on December 05, 2008, 10:15:37 AM
mos has so big arms hes disabled.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 10:18:36 AM
mos has so big arms hes disabled.

Yes Mars...its a little known fact that half of the solar eclipses that happen are actuall MOS hitting a double bicep pose
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 10:22:23 AM
Oh, you're a zoologist now Calvin?




No.going by state nicknames ::)


...something didn't sound right so I googled "The beaver state"  :D
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 05, 2008, 12:31:13 PM



I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.

Why weird?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 05, 2008, 12:47:44 PM
when i go out i get attacked phtsically by girls and women.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 01:03:00 PM
Why weird?



Hahaha ;D
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 01:03:40 PM
when i go out i get attacked phtsically by girls and women.

Oh brother...
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 01:05:54 PM
Oh brother...

hahahaha by attacked I think he means verbally abused as in he tries to talk to them and they tell him to fuck off
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 05, 2008, 01:06:50 PM
when i go out i get attacked phtsically by 68 year old top bears and old queens.
really?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2008, 01:10:20 PM
hahahaha by attacked I think he means verbally abused as in he tries to talk to them and they tell him to fuck off




by attacked he means by being sprayed with pepper spray when he won't stop harassing them.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 01:15:38 PM
when i go out i get attacked phtsically by girls and women.

by attacked he means sodomized by crossdressers...willingl y.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
by attacked he means sodomized by crossdressers...willingl y.

Are yous saying he has taken a few lengths in his day?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
Are yous saying he has taken a few lengths in his day?

Yes, yes Bossa.  By attacked he means putting on a pair of assless chaps, ball glitter and a sequined tube top....venturing down to the docks and getting "attacked" by the Somali pirates....
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 01:22:19 PM
Yes, yes Bossa.  By attacked he means putting on a pair of assless chaps, ball glitter and a sequined tube top....venturing down to the docks and getting "attacked" by the Somali pirates....

reall...wow...I knew he seemed like the type of guy who would insert mulatto dildos into his anus but somali pirates? thats a whole different level
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 01:23:11 PM
reall...wow...I knew he seemed like the type of guy who would insert mulatto dildos into his anus but somali pirates? thats a whole different level

haha, mulatto dildos....haven't heard that one in awhile...but, he certainly seems the type.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 05, 2008, 02:07:23 PM
haha ha not lying when i go to clubs women grab at me etc no transtesticles like most of you guys.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 02:08:29 PM
haha ha not lying when i go to clubs women grab at me etc no transtesticles like most of you guys.

funk, we won't judge you for the love of peni...we will make fun of you though...
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Bossa on December 05, 2008, 02:08:38 PM
haha ha not lying when i go to clubs women grab at me etc no transtesticles like most of you guys.

wow you must be real hot shit...why don't you throw a picture up "stud"
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 05, 2008, 02:10:36 PM
you  put your pic up first so i can get a real laugh. then i 'll gladly put up a pic for your peruseal.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on December 05, 2008, 02:16:57 PM
MOS, I feel your pain.  Just wear a shirt with a wolf, dragon or something and it tends to repel the ladies.

Or a pair of overalls.  And do that thing where you only fasten one strap and leave the other dangling behind.  Then they'll leave you alone.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 02:18:08 PM
you  put your pic up first so i can get a real laugh. then i 'll gladly put up a pic for your peruseal.

epic gay trolling at it's finest
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 05, 2008, 02:22:10 PM
dude how do you get gay out of my asking to see your pic? you want to see my pic because you think i'm a troll, but thats not the case because you closet homo sean michaels wanna be probably are a troll.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: musclehedz on December 05, 2008, 02:43:38 PM
Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

Females don't dig muscles, sorry to disappoint you stud.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 05, 2008, 02:44:49 PM
dude how do you get gay out of my asking to see your pic? you want to see my pic because you think i'm a troll, but thats not the case because you closet homo sean michaels wanna be probably are a troll.

hahaha
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 07, 2008, 05:40:18 PM
hahaha
     are you the son of beatmaster you seem like the same troll.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: mass 04 on December 07, 2008, 05:42:04 PM
     are you the son of beatmaster you seem like the same troll.
simmer down "spunk51" it ain't that serious.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 07, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
simmer down "spunk51" it ain't that serious.
            nothing personal i just want showstoppa to post a pic, so i can be inspired for my own good to reach greater heights. i come on this site for inspiration and all  i  get are a bunch of nerds and trolls calling each other gay.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 07, 2008, 06:03:26 PM
            nothing personal i just want showstoppa to post a pic, so i can be inspired for my own good to reach greater heights. i come on this site for inspiration and all  i  get are a bunch of nerds and trolls calling each other gay.

You are criticizing people for gay talk, yet you are asking another man to post a pic of himself to inspire you?  Yeaaahhh, mmmkay.....
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: mass 04 on December 07, 2008, 06:04:42 PM
You are criticizing people for gay talk, yet you are asking another man to post a pic of himself to inspire you?  Yeaaahhh, mmmkay.....
maybe by inspired he means masturbate furiously until he passes out from exhaustion?
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: chaos on December 07, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
            nothing personal i just want showstoppa to post a pic, so i can be inspired for my own good to reach greater heights. i come on this site for inspiration and all  i  get are a bunch of nerds and trolls calling each other gay.
The Showstoppa would slap the lipgloss and ballglitter right off your face.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 07, 2008, 06:08:09 PM
maybe by inspired he means masturbate furiously until he passes out from exhaustion?


hahah, yes mass.  Poor guy.  Imagine the type of guy who has lowered himself to that as his "date night?"
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: funk51 on December 07, 2008, 06:14:14 PM

hahah, yes mass.  Poor guy.  Imagine the type of guy who has lowered himself to that as his "date night?"
               ha ha ha  you a real funny guy. now eat shit and die troll. i'm done playing games with you gaywad.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 07, 2008, 06:15:20 PM
               ha ha ha  you a real funny guy. now eat shit and die troll. i'm done playing games with you gaywad.


hahaha, why don't you post another awesome pic of yourself?  The first one went over so well...hahah  ;D
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 07, 2008, 06:20:28 PM
Females don't dig muscles, sorry to disappoint you stud.

You're right, females like muscles, but they dig my dong.
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: ozman on December 07, 2008, 06:20:41 PM
mos has a dubba c as big as a house
Title: Re: Think I have to stop goin to the gym.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 07, 2008, 06:22:37 PM
mos has a dubba c as big as a house

AHAAHAHAHH!!!!  Beautiful!