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Title: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
12.34324g of creatine  exactly 12.23423847min post workout.
34.234234879866666666666 66666777g of glutamine... 4.5345 times a day.
177.23874g of protein, 189.333334 if the moon is full.
tide-cycled-double-split carb "intake" @ 2.234234234g per lbm minus water intake + drink your own urine.

Hahahaha  all @ sub 200lb twiggs... talk about micromanaging their diets...



Meanwhile, most of the bigger guys don't give two fucks, train hard, eat relatively clean. Born beasts.

Me included.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Meso_z on December 09, 2008, 03:09:01 PM
12.34324g of creatine  exactly 12.23423847min post workout.
34.234234879866666666666 66666777g of glutamine... 4.5345 times a day.
177.23874g of protein, 189.333334 if the moon is full.
tide-cycled-double-split carb "intake" @ 2.234234234g per lbm minus water intake + drink your own urine.

Hahahaha  all @ sub 200lb twiggs... talk about micromanaging their diets...



Meanwhile, most of the bigger guys don't give two fucks, train hard, eat relatively clean. Born beasts.

Me included.

haha, true..

Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The GodFather on December 09, 2008, 03:10:34 PM
Alex are you trying to Cut Milos business???? :-\
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 03:13:07 PM
Alex are you trying to Cut Milos business???? :-\

no I'm tired of all the nutrion experts with nothing to show for....

Milos in all his dellusion has lost credibility as well.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Bluto on December 09, 2008, 03:15:11 PM
What happened to Milos and his shakes?
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 09, 2008, 03:17:47 PM
I once overcarbed by .0000000000000000000236 for two days straight.  I looked like :



(http://www.papamiket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fat_guy_tsunami_pool.jpg)
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Marty Champions on December 09, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
why make average minded humor threads like this Alex23 you are a much smarter man than this, what about some good insider info on the trade scene? i understand your desire to make threads like these as some sort of compassion or dazzlement for those who desire such humor that are less evolved, and for that i thank you Alex23 for being a good sumerian
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: MuscleKing on December 09, 2008, 03:22:20 PM
12.34324g of creatine  exactly 12.23423847min post workout.
34.234234879866666666666 66666777g of glutamine... 4.5345 times a day.
177.23874g of protein, 189.333334 if the moon is full.
tide-cycled-double-split carb "intake" @ 2.234234234g per lbm minus water intake + drink your own urine.

Hahahaha  all @ sub 200lb twiggs... talk about micromanaging their diets...



Meanwhile, most of the bigger guys don't give two fucks, train hard, eat relatively clean. Born beasts.

Me included.

hahaha Alex checking those punks once again. Brutal Ownage. Team 23 lives. Any haters, I got your back.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on December 09, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
experts probably had shit genetics to start with, so therefore they thought they could compensate with more and more research to improve there physique.
They should of just got out of the game
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Necrosis on December 09, 2008, 03:25:03 PM
hahaha Alex checking those punks once again. Brutal Ownage. Team 23 lives. Any haters, I got your back.

whoa calm down musclebear its not that serious.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 03:25:22 PM
hahaha Alex checking those punks once again. Brutal Ownage. Team 23 lives. Any haters, I got your back.

It's all common sense Muscle king. But thanks for these tools, the various supplement companies can market various useless "micro anabolic" "products".....
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 09, 2008, 03:26:50 PM
It's all common sense Muscle king. But thanks for these tools, the various supplement companies can market various useless "micro anabolic" "products".....

And these products can double your results!  :D
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 03:27:26 PM
why make average minded humor threads like this Alex23 you are a much smarter man than this, what about some good insider info on the trade scene? i understand your desire to make threads like these as some sort of compassion or dazzlement for those who desire such humor that are less evolved, and for that i thank you Alex23 for being a good sumerian


I wasn't trying to be funny.... Falcon, you're a good example; you never overdo the diet obsession shit and yet are a salty oily beast ;D all natural ;D
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Marty Champions on December 09, 2008, 03:30:08 PM

I wasn't trying to be funny.... Falcon, you're a good example; you never overdo the diet obsession shit and yet are a salty oily beast ;D all natural ;D

oh i thought you were, well it was very imformative peice as usuall, pure natural wisdom
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 09, 2008, 04:10:15 PM
I agree. Eat big steaks, lift big weights.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 04:11:16 PM
I once overcarbed by .0000000000000000000236 for two days straight.  I looked like :

(http://www.papamiket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fat_guy_tsunami_pool.jpg)

That'll teach you show...

Maybe you should go -20g carb for while; that is drawing your own blood, take the carbs out and put it back.

Quite a lot of work but all worth when livin' the dream.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: WEAPONX on December 09, 2008, 04:18:46 PM
I agree. Eat big steaks, lift big weights.


Moose Steak if possible. Unfortunately none for me this year !!!
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 09, 2008, 04:24:47 PM

Moose Steak if possible. Unfortunately none for me this year !!!

Yeah moose is awesome  :)
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: tbombz on December 09, 2008, 04:35:00 PM
hahaha Alex checking those punks once again. Brutal Ownage. Team 23 lives. Any haters, I got your back.
  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA AHA AH AHA AHA AHAH AHHAH AHAHAH AHAHA AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The GodFather on December 09, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
no I'm tired of all the nutrion experts with nothing to show for....

Milos in all his dellusion has lost credibility as well.
                        Are you saying anyone who shoots Synthol into their Biceps should only give advice to RETARDS.hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: tbombz on December 09, 2008, 04:46:09 PM
                        Are you saying anyone who shoots Synthol into their Biceps should only give advice to RETARDS.hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM
shutup lee milos has forgotten more about the intricacies of bodybuilding than you've ever known
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The GodFather on December 09, 2008, 05:05:33 PM
shutup lee milos has forgotten more about the intricacies of bodybuilding than you've ever known
          What???Like how bad it gets when a Shot of Synthol goes in the wrong place.FFS Who would take advice from a fool who thought that a Synthol Bicep looks great. :-\
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: liquid_c on December 09, 2008, 05:08:16 PM
Alex, are you saying that the people who drink their

5% WPC
10% WPI
25% Glutamine
20% Egg White protein
10% BCAA
20% Caesin
10% MPI

Shakes even before they drive home from the gym are usually 160lbs soaking wet and would get the same results if they just put in 100% WPI?

Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: tbombz on December 09, 2008, 05:12:13 PM
          What???Like how bad it gets when a Shot of Synthol goes in the wrong place.FFS Who would take advice from a fool who thought that a Synthol Bicep looks great. :-\
who would take advice from a guy who would get a womans name tatoo'd on himself ? or a tattoo on his FACE ?
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
Alex, are you saying that the people who drink their

5% WPC
10% WPI
25% Glutamine
20% Egg White protein
10% BCAA
20% Caesin
10% MPI

Shakes even before they drive home from the gym are usually 160lbs soaking wet and would get the same results if they just put in 100% WPI?

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

I'm saying that they would most likely whey-diarrhea their pants just seeing a guy your size walk around in the gym @~260-270 'dry to bone' then bench in the 500's range and yet eat 4 meals and a day and bypass all that micro diet engineer shit.....

Was nice to see you last night... tick as a guy can be...
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 09, 2008, 05:22:53 PM
who would take advice from a guy who would get a womans name tatoo'd on himself ? or a tattoo on his FACE ?

Settle down Tail-her.... GodFather isn't Lee...
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 09, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
brb guys, it's been 121 minutes since my last feeding of amino's. I can almost feel myself slipping into a catabolic state as I type this.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: rk272727 on December 10, 2008, 10:20:53 AM
12.34324g of creatine  exactly 12.23423847min post workout.
34.234234879866666666666 66666777g of glutamine... 4.5345 times a day.
177.23874g of protein, 189.333334 if the moon is full.
tide-cycled-double-split carb "intake" @ 2.234234234g per lbm minus water intake + drink your own urine.

Hahahaha  all @ sub 200lb twiggs... talk about micromanaging their diets...



Meanwhile, most of the bigger guys don't give two fucks, train hard, eat relatively clean. Born beasts.

Me included.
  YOUR A FUCKING JOKE
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: Alex23 on December 11, 2008, 02:26:34 PM
  YOUR A FUCKING JOKE

U hurt my feelings.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: spinnis on December 11, 2008, 02:27:46 PM
That's not Layne Norton.
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The GodFather on December 11, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
What's worse is these Fuks charge a Fukin Heap to get this info from their little brains.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmLet me think" Synthol shot makes my muscles look Bigger "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Now Fukin pay me$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: local hero on December 11, 2008, 03:01:13 PM
ive always had a pet peeve with all that shite......... i can remember reading somthing off some girl claiming u couldnt gain muscle if u drank fizzy pop???..... only the skinny little fags who should have gave up after there 1st yr training (with no gains ), realy care about all that rubbish !!!!
Title: Re: A tribute to all the badasses nutritionists...
Post by: The GodFather on December 11, 2008, 03:26:37 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhh Don't tell Milos that. :-\