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Title: Deadlifting a car
Post by: 240 is Back on December 15, 2008, 07:48:22 AM
I have a very strong desire to videotape myself picking up the back end of a car.  I've never tried, but think it would be a great challenge.

How many here have done it before?  Would you wear a back brace?  Gloves?
How much weight would you actually be moving?

Any other details?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 15, 2008, 07:55:52 AM
If you lift it at the rear bumper it's not that hard. At least not with a opel corsa.  ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: DK II on December 15, 2008, 07:59:40 AM
Well, it will definitly impress the 'hood if you go out, deadlift your car, then push it down the street back and forth and in the end lay under the car and bench press it.

Especially if it's a Hummer.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 15, 2008, 08:15:42 AM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:20:03 AM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's

It worked for you. Good story.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: DK II on December 15, 2008, 08:20:20 AM
Great story, keith. If it had Stallone in it, it would have been perfect.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Megalodon on December 15, 2008, 08:23:27 AM
Good story, Onlyme. 
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:24:28 AM
Great story, keith. If it had Stallone in it, it would have been perfect.

DonkeyKong, I feel your comment to be a bit over the top...
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: 240 is Back on December 15, 2008, 08:25:16 AM
I don't plan on scoring any tail from this trick.  I'd probably get bitched at for it.

But I really want to try it.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: DK II on December 15, 2008, 08:27:26 AM
You disagree, Figo? Are you saying for a perfect rating the story should have had Arnold in it?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:29:11 AM
You disagree, Figo? Are you saying for a perfect rating the story should have had Arnold in it?

I always enjoyed Onlyme's stories on Pete Grimkowsky.

Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:31:10 AM
(http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20070503overTheTop.jpg)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Tapeworm on December 15, 2008, 08:33:16 AM
I got it Figo!   ;)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:36:18 AM
I got it Figo!   ;)

Just checking...
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 15, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
You disagree, Figo? Are you saying for a perfect rating the story should have had Arnold in it?

There was Arnold in it.  But I didn't think anybody cared about Arnold Keene.  He didn't even lift weighs back then
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Stark on December 15, 2008, 08:45:25 AM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's

::)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Stark on December 15, 2008, 08:46:10 AM
(http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20070503overTheTop.jpg)

they don't do movies like this anymore  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 08:48:19 AM
The kid in the movie was annoying though.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: michael arvilla on December 15, 2008, 09:12:45 AM
my friend just tore his bicep doing that................woul dn't advise it
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 09:16:57 AM
You gotta use proper technique...


(http://images.smarter.com/blogs/Baby%20Lifting%20Car.jpg)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 15, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
Its just more impressive when you do it from the front, where the heavy mechanical bits are.


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Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: kiwiol on December 15, 2008, 09:26:50 AM
she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together

Was this pic taken at that party?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 15, 2008, 09:28:11 AM
Was this pic taken at that party?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 15, 2008, 10:11:04 AM
Was this pic taken at that party?

You look like you are trimming up.  Good job
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: The Coach on December 15, 2008, 10:28:30 AM
I have a very strong desire to videotape myself picking up the back end of a car.  I've never tried, but think it would be a great challenge.

How many here have done it before?  Would you wear a back brace?  Gloves?
How much weight would you actually be moving?

Any other details?

I deadlifted the back of a VW bug when I was younger.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: dr.chimps on December 15, 2008, 10:34:06 AM
Was this pic taken at that party?
LOL. Bring me Solo and the Wookie!  ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: kyomu on December 15, 2008, 11:00:24 AM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's
Did u explain this to her later? ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: kyomu on December 15, 2008, 11:02:22 AM
Was this pic taken at that party?
;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: hazbin on December 15, 2008, 12:03:18 PM
I have a very strong desire to videotape myself picking up the back end of a car.  I've never tried, but think it would be a great challenge.

How many here have done it before?  Would you wear a back brace?  Gloves?
How much weight would you actually be moving?

Any other details?


i had a honda civic as a teenager.  i would pick up the back end all the time and park by sliding it over. overdid it one day and something popped. that was one of my most serious back injuries that still plague me today.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: 240 is Back on December 15, 2008, 12:08:40 PM
i had a honda civic as a teenager.  i would pick up the back end all the time and park by sliding it over. overdid it one day and something popped. that was one of my most serious back injuries that still plague me today.

So you're saying I should move a Toyota, not a Honda?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: The Coach on December 15, 2008, 12:12:36 PM
Once a week I have my guys take turns pushing my Durango 50 yards 5-8 times.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: hazbin on December 15, 2008, 12:13:16 PM
So you're saying I should move a Toyota, not a Honda?

i couldn't even pick a honda bike anymore, lol.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: chris_mason on December 15, 2008, 12:15:14 PM
240, if I recall correctly you are not exactly a monster. Can you even pull 405 lbs?  How the heck are you even entertaining lifting the back of a car?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: 240 is Back on December 15, 2008, 12:24:56 PM
240, if I recall correctly you are not exactly a monster. Can you even pull 405 lbs?  How the heck are you even entertaining lifting the back of a car?

I got 405 jjuuuuuuuuuuust about all of the way up 2 days ago.

I just keep looking out my window and seeing this bumper, and it's just daring me.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: brachilius on December 15, 2008, 12:44:23 PM
I deadlifted a three whelled pickup truck in Florence italy.  I was in law school and lifted constantly.  I weighed about 225lbs and that was considered huge when being compared to the realitively small italian men.  All drunk walking down the street and my buddy dared me to try.  I picked up the rear of the truck at the bumper.  The front wheel truned and the truck rolled onto its side.  It was hiarious! Ooops
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Laura Lee on December 15, 2008, 01:33:05 PM
240, start with a Smart Car and work your way up.  :)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: JasonH on December 15, 2008, 01:38:23 PM
If you lift it at the rear bumper it's not that hard. At least not with a opel corsa.  ;D

Really? I've got an Opel Corsa (in the UK they're called Vauxhall Corsa) and I've tried it for a laugh by doing an underhand grip on the rear bumper and it wouldn't budge.  :-\
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: jaejonna on December 15, 2008, 01:45:00 PM
240, start with a Smart Car and work your way up.  :)
imagine being in an accident with one of those things, you would die if you hit a kid on a tricycle.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Laura Lee on December 15, 2008, 01:53:29 PM
imagine being in an accident with one of those things, you would die if you hit a kid on a tricycle.
I know.  Mike and I saw some vehicle even smaller.  Looked similar but had handlebars, lol.  :-X
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: stormshadow on December 15, 2008, 02:35:13 PM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's

Nobody cares, Hope this helps
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 15, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
240, start with a Smart Car and work your way up.  :)

Dang, Keef looks like he's dropped about 300 pounds in that pic, Laura.  8)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Mrdibbs on December 15, 2008, 02:48:35 PM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's

You must have been dying for some attention
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Method101 on December 15, 2008, 02:54:13 PM
You must have been dying for some attentionbig greasy cheeseburgers
fixed
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: AVBG on December 15, 2008, 03:15:37 PM
So you're saying I should move a Toyota, not a Honda?

start with a Schwinn 10 speed
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 15, 2008, 03:34:00 PM
imagine being in an accident with one of those things, you would die if you hit a kid on a tricycle.

hahaha.

240, just go outside and try it. i usedto try it all the time, its incredibly hard and even if you lift the body up getting the wheels off the ground is impossible unless you are a monster.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 15, 2008, 03:42:39 PM
Nobody cares, Hope this helps

You are right nobody cares about you.  Sorry to hear that but probably deserved.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: wikkedonez on December 15, 2008, 04:00:48 PM
We used to pick up my friends Volkswagen beetle at school and leave it on the curb and wait for the principal to call him to the office!! I miss them days ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 15, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
I have a very strong desire to videotape myself picking up the back end of a car.  I've never tried, but think it would be a great challenge.

How many here have done it before?  Would you wear a back brace?  Gloves?
How much weight would you actually be moving?

Any other details?

I hack squatted a Geo Tracker.  Posted the video a while back, but it's gone now.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=106273.0;wap2
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 15, 2008, 11:53:23 PM
You must have been dying for some attention

Always.  The only thing though is I got it all the time.  Never had to look for it.

Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 15, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
Really? I've got an Opel Corsa (in the UK they're called Vauxhall Corsa) and I've tried it for a laugh by doing an underhand grip on the rear bumper and it wouldn't budge.  :-\

Did you try it with the hatchback or the sedan model?

Sedan = easier.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: stormshadow on December 16, 2008, 05:53:02 AM
Always.  The only thing though is I got it all the time.  Never had to look for it.



Yeah walking around barefoot with your shirt off isn't "asking" for attention.
 
FAIL
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 16, 2008, 06:44:21 AM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's

  I find it hard to believe that a fat bastard such as yourself could even lift yourself out of bed in the morning without help, let alone lift a ton car. But of course we know better. This is just another one of your lies, to add the billion bullshit stories you've told over the years. You've known Jean Claude Van-Damme, Stallone, Rickson Gracie, Robert DeNiro and you hanged out with all of them. You've climbed Mount Everest, been on a space station, sweam with Great Whites on the Australia reef and wrestled Nile crocodiles in Africa. You were there at the Royal Swedish Academy when Einstein won his Nobel for his paper on the photoelectric effect, and you even reviewed his work by Einstein's own request before he presented it, but this was nothing compared to when you watched Mozart perform his Ninth Symphony live in Vienna for the first time, or when you catched a baseball at the New York Mets stadium swung by Mickey Mantle. Ah, "Onlyme", your eclectic globetrotting persona is only matched in magnanimity by your longevity that puts Sequoia trees to shame and by your Renaissance Man level of culture, sophistication and joie de vivre.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 06:46:24 AM
  I find it hard to believe that a fat bastard such as yourself could even lift yourself out of bed in the morning without help, let alone lift a ton car. But of course we know better. This is just another one of your lies, to add the billion bullshit stories you've told over the years. You've known Jean Claude Van-Damme, Stallone, Rickson Gracie, Robert DeNiro and you hanged out with all of them. You've climbed Mount Everest, been on a space station, sweam with Great Whites on the Australia reef and wreled Nile crocodiles in Africa. You were there at the Royal Swedish Academy when Einstein won his Nobel for his paper on the photoelectric effect, and you even reviewed his work by Einstein's own request before he presented it, but this was nothing compared to when you watched Mozart perform his Ninth Symphony live in Vienna for the first time, or when you catched a baseball at the New York Mets stadium swung by Mickey Mantle. Ah, "Onlyme", your eclectic globetrotting persona is only matched in magnanimity by your longevity that puts Sequoia trees to shame and by your Renaissance Man level of culture, sophistication and joie de vivre.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Don't forget that Keith assisted god with the creation of the earth.  ;D ;D

Nevermind that, his stories are top notch.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: QuakerOats on December 16, 2008, 06:47:18 AM
  I find it hard to believe that a fat bastard such as yourself could even lift yourself out of bed in the morning without help, let alone lift a ton car. But of course we know better. This is just another one of your lies, to add the billion bullshit stories you've told over the years. You've known Jean Claude Van-Damme, Stallone, Rickson Gracie, Robert DeNiro and you hanged out with all of them. You've climbed Mount Everest, been on a space station, sweam with Great Whites on the Australia reef and wreled Nile crocodiles in Africa. You were there at the Royal Swedish Academy when Einstein won his Nobel for his paper on the photoelectric effect, and you even reviewed his work by Einstein's own request before he presented it, but this was nothing compared to when you watched Mozart perform his Ninth Symphony live in Vienna for the first time, or when you catched a baseball at the New York Mets stadium swung by Mickey Mantle. Ah, "Onlyme", your eclectic globetrotting persona is only matched in magnanimity by your longevity that puts Sequoia trees to shame and by your Renaissance Man level of culture, sophistication and joie de vivre.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
this coming from the guy who claims to be a 6'6" 285 pound ripped Greek statue with a 610 pound bench press, claims to have broken a german Shepherd's neck with your bare hands and claims Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped, yet won't post a single picture of yourself. ::)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 16, 2008, 06:54:20 AM
this coming from the guy who claims to be a 6'6" 285 pound ripped Greek statue with a 610 pound bench press, claims to have broken a german Shepherd's neck with your bare hands and claims Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped, yet won't post a single picture of yourself.

  Meltdown

  You take this shit way too seriously, trailer trash boy. Of course I never broke a German sheppard's spine with my bare hands. As for Kovacs, I've seen him in person, and the dude is a monster. And I wil post a picture the day you post one of yourself where you are not hidding behind some mirror or shadow. Deal? ;)

SUCKMYMUSLE
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: QuakerOats on December 16, 2008, 08:41:27 AM
  Meltdown

  You take this shit way too seriously, trailer trash boy. Of course I never broke a German sheppard's spine with my bare hands. As for Kovacs, I've seen him in person, and the dude is a monster. And I wil post a picture the day you post one of yourself where you are not hidding behind some mirror or shadow. Deal? ;)

SUCKMYMUSLE
hahahahaha, ok "suckmyboyfrindsballs", you ever gonna post any proof of your 610 pound bench press? :D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2008, 08:45:18 AM
240, start with a Smart Car and work your way up.  :)
hahahahaahah what kind of a man drives that bitch ass car.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: turner98 on December 16, 2008, 08:50:26 AM
  Meltdown

  You take this shit way too seriously, trailer trash boy. Of course I never broke a German sheppard's spine with my bare hands. As for Kovacs, I've seen him in person, and the dude is a monster. And I wil post a picture the day you post one of yourself where you are not hidding behind some mirror or shadow. Deal? ;)

SUCKMYMUSLE


QuackingOats is that guy who said somethin like "what do you want, a professional photo studio?" if somebody asks him to post a picture, that is not behind a glass pane of a door, or half an arm,  is an Olympia weigh-in guru, always changes his statements back and forth, is very sarcastic but gets red hot first time round if someone else does the same. Hahaha, nearly 6000 posts since June 2008, ohh brother.  ::)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: QuakerOats on December 16, 2008, 08:52:32 AM

QuackingOats is that guy who said somethin like "what do you want, a professional photo studio?" if somebody asks him to post a picture, that is not behind a glass pane of a door, or half an arm,  is an Olympia weigh-in guru, always changes his statements back and forth, is very sarcastic but gets red hot first time round if someone else does the same. Hahaha, nearly 6000 posts since June 2008, ohh brother.  ::)
hahaha, do you believe that "suckmymuscle" is 6'6" and 285 ripped with a 610 pound bench like he claims?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: turner98 on December 16, 2008, 09:21:51 AM
If you benched 610, why not stick a vid up on YouTube? It's a world class lift, a lot of people will be inspired by it.

If someone did bench press 610 in their garage, though, why would they necessarily be rushing to tell everybody else?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: onlyme on December 16, 2008, 09:24:08 AM
  I find it hard to believe that a fat bastard such as yourself could even lift yourself out of bed in the morning without help, let alone lift a ton car. But of course we know better. This is just another one of your lies, to add the billion bullshit stories you've told over the years. You've known Jean Claude Van-Damme, Stallone, Rickson Gracie, Robert DeNiro and you hanged out with all of them. You've climbed Mount Everest, been on a space station, sweam with Great Whites on the Australia reef and wrestled Nile crocodiles in Africa. You were there at the Royal Swedish Academy when Einstein won his Nobel for his paper on the photoelectric effect, and you even reviewed his work by Einstein's own request before he presented it, but this was nothing compared to when you watched Mozart perform his Ninth Symphony live in Vienna for the first time, or when you catched a baseball at the New York Mets stadium swung by Mickey Mantle. Ah, "Onlyme", your eclectic globetrotting persona is only matched in magnanimity by your longevity that puts Sequoia trees to shame and by your Renaissance Man level of culture, sophistication and joie de vivre.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Explains why you are where you are and have done nothing.  What is funny is how ignorant you really are.  It is funny how you exaggerate  to make yourself seem clever.  Not sure who is more pathetic, you or Goodrum or AssHoleLick. What a sad fucked up life you must have.  Is there any chance suicide is something you are seriously thinking about.  Do us all a favor cause you just waste bandwidth here and I'm sure your mom would like to rent out your room to someone with a job and can pay rent.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: The_Punisher on December 16, 2008, 12:08:51 PM
Great story, keith. If it had Stallone in it, it would have been perfect.



lol......he failed to mentioned Arnold and bruce willis ;D ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: The_Punisher on December 16, 2008, 12:10:53 PM
Always.  The only thing though is I got it all the time.  Never had to look for it.





are you saying you got the exact same attention like Shamu does onlymen? ;D
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Figo on December 16, 2008, 12:29:31 PM
hahahahaha, ok "suckmyboyfrindsballs", you ever gonna post any proof of your 610 pound bench press? :D

Why would you want him to suck your bfs balls?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: grab an umbrella on December 16, 2008, 12:38:11 PM
What kind of cars are you guys lifting?  Every car I've tried had a plastic bumper that felt like it was going to rip off...
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Max on December 16, 2008, 12:45:52 PM
What kind of cars are you guys lifting?  Every car I've tried had a plastic bumper that felt like it was going to rip off...
I deadlifted my old mans race car but then that only weighs 500kgs and the engine is in the front, the back has a nice exposed chassis to grip hold of.  Still gave him a shock though.  He was telling me i was not gonna be able to lift it.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: Hedgehog on December 16, 2008, 12:47:28 PM
I used to do this with Honda cars back in the early 80's.  One day I was in Palm Springs and this super hot girl got out of her Honda to go in and eat at El Tarraza's(?) an mexican food restaurant right on Palm Canyon.  I was with several of my friends walking the blvd. like thousands of others did back then during the holiday.  I told them to watch and I put the entire car on the sidewalk.  Up over the curb and everything.  It bocked nearly the whole thing.  People are watching and everything.  I had several cop friends in Palm Springs back then so I wasn't ever worried about getting in trouble.  (another long story).  So anyway, we wait around till she comes out which was about 15 minutes or so not long.  She was with a couple other girls and they come out and she just stands there with her face in her hands.  I come over and ask her if she needed help.  Alot of the people there (regulars) called me Tarzan can I was built pretty good and I always wore shorts, no shirt and no shoes (only flip flops or barefoot which was really hard).  In fact a few of the restaurants including the one she was in had a shirt required policy and I had a shirt in the closet at them so I could eat there if I wanted.  Anyway, so I offer me help to this girl and she wanted it badly.  So I put the car back into the street and she was happy enough to meet me at a party at a house my friend was renting and we ended up together.  She was very very hot and I remember her telling me her dad played pro baseball a long time ago.  Her name was Crystal Sutton.  I will never forget her.  Sorry about the long story.  But I loved picking up those old Honda's


This story sucked on basis that it didn't feature any 80's B movie actors or cheesy TV show actors. >:(
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: hazbin on December 16, 2008, 03:32:28 PM
i always thought it would be cool to leg press the ass end of one of those lifted fourwheel drives with 44''  tires. i don;t think that would be too tough for some guys. i would break in half now but think i coulda done it when i was training.

just to be clear i didn;t say i have done it, just that it would be pretty cool.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 16, 2008, 04:46:13 PM
Explains why you are where you are and have done nothing.  What is funny is how ignorant you really are.  It is funny how you exaggerate  to make yourself seem clever.  Not sure who is more pathetic, you or Goodrum or AssHoleLick. What a sad fucked up life you must have.  Is there any chance suicide is something you are seriously thinking about.  Do us all a favor cause you just waste bandwidth here and I'm sure your mom would like to rent out your room to someone with a job and can pay rent.

  Are you denying that you are fat, old, poor, stupid and that all your claims and stories are bullshit, "onlyme"?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: DK II on December 17, 2008, 02:42:17 AM
  Are you denying that you are fat, old, poor, stupid and that all your claims and stories are bullshit, "onlyme"?

SUCKMYMUSCLE


brutal
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 17, 2008, 04:03:43 AM
My friends and I in our high school days moved a nerd's festiva to the middle of the football field.  He was a very happy individual.
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: QuakerOats on December 17, 2008, 04:18:05 AM
My friends and I in our high school days moved a nerd's festiva to the middle of the football field.  He was a very happy individual.
of course you did. ::)
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 04:21:19 AM
of course you did. ::)

It's true - he got the keys off the nerd and parked it for $5 hahahaha
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 17, 2008, 04:21:43 AM
of course you did. ::)

I didn't say I did it by myself guy.  How goes it this morning?
Title: Re: Deadlifting a car
Post by: spinnis on December 17, 2008, 04:58:38 AM
Don't forget that Keith assisted god with the creation of the earth.  ;D ;D

Nevermind that, his stories are top notch.

Thats was funny  ;D