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Title: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Coach on December 15, 2008, 11:39:42 PM
"God helps them that help themselves."
Ben Franklin

"It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."
George Washington

“Of all things, guard against neglecting God in the secret place of prayer.”
William Wilberforce

"Founded on faith in God, the United States has been blessed as no other nation."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man."
Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged."
Ronald Reagan

"My principal battle with the North Vietnamese was a moral one, and prayer was my prime source of strength."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God."
George Washington

“God Almighty has set before me two great objects, the suppression of the slave trade and the reformation of manners.”
William Wilberforce

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that belongs to us by the laws of God and nature."
Ben Franklin

"Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them."
George W. Bush

"That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
Abraham Lincoln

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments."
Ben Franklin


"Although I had lived a far from perfect life, my heart and soul belonged to God, country, and family long before the Navy got hold of me."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him."
Abraham Lincoln

"It is false to suggest that Thomas Jefferson or any other Founding Father believed in a legal barrier to God in the public square."
Newt Gingrich

"Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom."
Ronald Reagan

"I believe all these things because freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world."
George W. Bush

“The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.”
John Quincy Adams

"our rights come from our Creator and it is impossible to define America if you do not talk in public about where your rights come from."
Newt Gingrich

"I prayed. God became more than faith. He became knowledge, and I appealed to him. Then I became ashamed. Why hadn't I embraced him so thoroughly before?"
Jeremiah Denton Republican Senator - Alabama

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Newt Gingrich

"We honor the heritage of all who come here, no matter where they come from, because we trust in our country's genius for making us all Americans -- one nation under God."
George W. Bush

"You show me a judge who thinks we don't have the right to say, "one nation under God" and I'll show you somebody who shouldn't sit in the Federal court."
Newt Gingrich

"Our coin bears the inscription: In God We Trust. And our Bible reassures us: The Lord is just and merciful. With the Lord thence our protector, whom or what shall we fear?"
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"If you go to the Lincoln Memorial, the Second Inaugural is probably the most religious speech ever given by an American President. In its 732 words, it references God 14 times and has two verses of the Bible."
Newt Gingrich

"In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man. All the good the Saviour gave to the world was communicated through this book."
Abraham Lincoln

"Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to humanity."
George W. Bush

"The Declaration of Independence has established certain moral confines, and governs in a manner consistent with the spirit under which our nation was founded: Love God; love thy neighbor as thyself."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"During the darkest days of the Revolutionary War, the Continental Congress and George Washington – I call him the first George W. – (laughter and applause) – urged citizens to pray and to give thanks and to ask for God's protection."
James Monroe

"Deeply impressed with the blessing which we enjoy, and of which we have much manifold proofs, my mind is irresistibly drawn to that Almighty Being, the great source source from whence they proceed and whom our most grateful acknowledgements are due."
George W. Bush

"America's foreign policy supports freedom, democracy, and human dignity for all mankind, and we make no apologies for it. The opportunity society that we want for ourselves we also want for others, not because we're imposing our system on others but because those opportunities belong to all people as God-given birthrights and because by promoting democracy and economic opportunity we make peace more secure."
Ronald Reagan

"While America's military strength is important, let me add here that I've always maintained that the struggle now going on for the world will never be decided by bombs or rockets, by armies or military might. The real crisis we face today is a spiritual one; at root, it is a test of moral will and faith."
Ronald Reagan

"I would be killed by an atheistic government which was trying to force me to renounce my God-fearing government. I was convinced that the next day would be my last on earth, and I felt no bitterness. God had given me a full life."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"We go forward with complete confidence in the eventual triumph of freedom. Not because history runs on the wheels of inevitability; it is human choices that move events. Not because we consider ourselves a chosen nation; God moves and chooses as He wills."
George W. Bush

I enter on the trust to which I have been called by the suffrages of my fellow-citizens with my fervent prayers to the Almighty that He will be graciously pleased to continue to us that protection which He has already so conspicuously displayed in our favor.
James Monroe

"I want you to know that this administration is motivated by a political philosophy that sees the greatness of America in you, her people, and in your families, churches, neighborhoods, communities -- the institutions that foster and nourish values like concern for others and respect for the rule of law under God."
Ronald Reagan

"With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations."
Abraham Lincoln

"I shall look for whatever success may attend my public service; and knowing that "except the Lord keep the city the watchman waketh but in vain," with fervent supplications for His favor, to His overruling providence I commit with humble but fearless confidence my own fate and the future destinies of my country."
John Quincy Adams

"Christmas represents love and mercy. It was ushered in by the star of hope and remains forever consecrated by the sacrifice of the cross. Christmas holds its place in the hearts of men because they know that love is the greatest thing in the world. Christmas is celebrated in the true spirit only by those who make some sacrifice for the benefit of their fellow men."
Newt Gingrich

“Is it not the great end of religion, and, in particular, the glory of Christianity, to extinguish the malignant passions; to curb the violence, to control the appetites, and to smooth the asperities of man; to make us compassionate and kind, and forgiving one to another; to make us good husbands, good fathers, good friends; and to render us active and useful in the discharge of the relative social and civil duties?”
William Wilberforce

"This is a decent and honorable country -- and resilient, too. We've been through a lot together. We've met challenges and faced dangers, and we know that more lie ahead. Yet we can go forward with confidence -- because the State of our Union is strong, our cause in the world is right, and tonight that cause goes on. God bless."
George W. Bush

"The U.S. was founded by a group of political leaders who signed a document which says, “We are endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights.” That means that all of your political rights come from God and you then loan some of your power to the State which is why the Constitution begins, “We, the People of the United States.”
Newt Gingrich

“It is essential...that you should form and adopt certain rules or principles, for the government of your own conduct and temper. Unless you have such rules and principles, there will be numberless occasions on which you will have no guide for your government but your passions...It is in the Bible, you must learn them, and from the Bible how to practice them.”
John Quincy Adams

"Prayer is a gift from Almighty God that transforms us, whether we bow our heads in solitude, or offer swift and silent prayers in times of trial. Prayer humbles us by reminding us of our place in creation. Prayer strengthens us by reminding us that God loves and cares for each and every soul in His creation. And prayer blesses us by reminding us that there is a divine plan that stands above all human plans."
George W. Bush

"So when people tell you, oh, you can't have the Ten Commandments on public property, they're just wrong. It's historically false. It's not true. Now, you can decide to invent a new America in which you shouldn't say "one nation under God" as part of the pledge because, after all, you will offend three atheists. But that's not the America you inherited. That's a different country. And I think it's a weaker country and I think it's a country that has no roots in terms of where its rights come from."
Newt Gingrich

"... it is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but love of money for its own sake. The spiritual dimension comes in deciding what one does with the wealth. How could we respond to the many calls for help, or invest for the future, or support the wonderful artists or craftsmen whose work also glorifies God, unless we had first worked hard and used our talents to create the necessary wealth?
Margaret Thatcher

"Our laws and customs were constructed to reflect the Ten Commandments, not only to provide for a good life after death, but for a good life on earth. Christians believe Christs' order to Love thy God with all thy heart, thy whole soul, thy whole mind and with all thy strength, and love thy neighbor as thyself. We try to live by that Golden Rule in our public and private life. Unfortunately, the Commandments and the Golden Rule are being forgotten by our societ; to achieve our rebirth, we must recall them. Only than we can expect to survive."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"I was brought up by a Victorian Grandmother. We were taught to work jolly hard. We were taught to prove yourself; we were taught self reliance; we were taught to live within our income. You were taught that cleanliness is next to Godliness. You were taught self respect. You were taught always to give a hand to your neighbour. You were taught tremendous pride in your country. All of these things are Victorian values. They are also perennial values. You don’t hear so much about these things these days, but they were good values and they led to tremendous improvements in the standard of living."
Margaret Thatcher

"While dwelling with pleasing satisfaction upon the superior excellence of our political institutions, let us not be unmindful that liberty is power; that the nation blessed with the largest portion of liberty must in proportion to its numbers be the most powerful nation upon earth, and that the tenure of power by man is, in the moral purposes of his Creator, upon condition that it shall be exercised to ends of beneficence, to improve the condition of himself and his fellow men."
John Quincy Adams

"Well, I think it’s pretty clear in the original document, the Declaration of Independence of the Founding Fathers, that we are endowed by our Creator certain inalienable rights which are the rights of liberty, life and the pursuit of happiness. And I think what every listener needs to understand is that in the minds of Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and the people who wrote that document, they literally meant that your rights come from God, that you then loan them to the government, which is why the Declaration of Independence begins “We the people…”. And therefore if we drive God out of the public square we drive out the source of our own rights and our own source of power."
Newt Gingrich

"Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee 78 requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanks-giving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."
George Washington

 

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: webcake on December 15, 2008, 11:45:26 PM
Are there any quotes from bb'ers there?

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2008, 11:48:32 PM
"Hope this helps."
 G o a t b o y
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Soundness on December 15, 2008, 11:50:56 PM
"Hope this helps."
 G o a t b o y
"In order to control nature, you must obey it." -Victor Hugo 
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: webcake on December 15, 2008, 11:51:02 PM
"100% Natural....hardwork....t hat's it"

Gustavo Badell
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2008, 11:55:34 PM
"This question would have to be answered: "Exactly what is abnormal about the piss of a steroid user?"

Normally, you wouldn't want to do urine therapy if you're taking drugs, but that's because you'd be taking more of the drugs and may overdose. However, in the case of a steroid user this may mean better, more efficient utilization of the steroids. For instance, you may be pissing out part of what you paid for if it works like other drugs(!). It also means if you drink the piss the amount of steroids may go further.

Again, don't drink your piss while you're on drugs, I'd have to confirm that that's the only abnormal thing about the piss of a steroid user, but it's highly likely that they are pissing out much of what they pay for, and that includes their countless supplements as well."

-Soundness' latest reply to Alex23's new topic, the latest piss thread on Gossip & Opinions  ;)

hahahahah, you're one crazy mofo Soundness...

but you stick to your convinctions ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Soundness on December 15, 2008, 11:58:14 PM
hahahahah, you're one crazy mofo Soundness...

but you stick to your convinctions ;D
Are you going to send me some or what? If you're not using it just piss inside an empty carton of milk and send that shit to me, hell might as well take the masteron AND all that shit you needed to strive but decided to starve yourself of too. I'll thrive, fine, I don't care.  ;)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Alex23 on December 16, 2008, 12:03:36 AM
Are you going to send me some or what? If you're not using it just piss inside an empty carton of milk and send that shit to me, hell might as well take the masteron AND all that shit you needed to strive but decided to starve yourself of too. I'll thrive, fine, I don't care.  ;)
 

what's masteron again? is it from Gaspari Nutrition?
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: kyomu on December 16, 2008, 12:06:22 AM
Hahahahahahhaah! All American Marionettes=American Politics.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 12:08:43 AM
 

what's masteron again? is it from Gaspari Nutrition?

I HAVE NO IDEA. I read once when researching Superdrol (which I never ended up taking) it's an exceptional steroid to take for gaining muscle while losing fat, that many pros use it to prepare for show to keep what they got despite starving themselves while urine fasting because actually you don't need to eat much at all your body will produce that which you need in order to enable your body itself to actually produce what it needs so you don't have to take what you need, you just have to keep drinking and recycling the piss!  ;)
Title: LET'S SHARE QUOTES
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 12:44:47 AM
Quotes provide fuel for that special mind in your life. Let's share...
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on December 16, 2008, 12:55:06 AM
where's that puking emoticon when you need it!  >:( >:(
Title: Every one of us has that very special mind in our life!
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 01:12:54 AM
"Our aspirations are our possibilities."
-Robert Browning

"Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face."
-James D. Finley

"Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future."
-Charles F. Kettering

"People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind."
-William Butler Yeats

"Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun."
-George Scialabba

"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
-Stephen Leacock

"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination." 

"Reality is for people who lack imagination."

"Reality is that part of the imagination we all agree on."

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
-Edmund Burke

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
-Ansel Adams

"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea."
-Francis Bacon

"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-Edgar Allan Poe

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
-Dr. Seuss

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
-Thomas Alva Edison

"To regard the imagination as metaphysics is to think of it as part of life, and to think of it as part of life is to realize the extent of artifice. We live in the mind."
-Wallace Stevens

"To think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted."
-George Kneller

"Trust that little voice in your head that says "Wouldn't it be interesting if..." And then do it."
-Duane Michals

"Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Vision - It reaches beyond the thing that is, into the conception of what can be. Imagination gives you the picture. Vision gives you the impulse to make the picture your own."
-Robert Collier

"We are told never to cross a bridge till we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have "crossed bridges" in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."
-Speakers Library

"Were it not for imagination, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess."
-Samuel Johsnon

"When I have a terrible need of - shall I say the word - religion. Then I go out and paint the stars."
-Vincent Van Gogh

"When you are describing,
A shape, or sound, or tint;
Don't state the matter plainly,
But put it in a hint;
And learn to look at all things,
With a sort of mental squint. "
-Lewis Carroll

"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
-Benjamin Disraeli

"Every one of us has that very special mind in our life."
-Soundness

"Gravitate towards those who seek truth, flee from those who claim to have found it."
-tbombz -aka- candycanes
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 01:15:14 AM
色即是空、空即是色

Form is Emptiness, Emptiness is Form.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 01:16:11 AM
見性成仏

Realize yourself and you become buddha
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 01:18:26 AM
信誠敬愛

Truth, Sincerity, Respect, Love
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: kyomu on December 16, 2008, 01:19:50 AM
色即是空、空即是色
Dont say this. Cus it means "game over".
Its too cruel for them. ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 01:21:23 AM
Dont say this. Cus it means "game over".
Its too cruel for them. ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: WillGrant on December 16, 2008, 01:36:45 AM
My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My shit stinks much better than yours,
My shit stinks right down through the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my cock?
Can't you see that you love my cock?
Can't you see that we love my cock?

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!
Serj Tankian



Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Grenade on December 16, 2008, 01:39:05 AM
"bodybuilding is the muscle" - kyomu
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 16, 2008, 01:40:12 AM
It's a shame quotes by such great men are listed along side quotes by Dubbya.  :-\
Title: COACH TAKES A STAND FOR GOD!
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 01:41:27 AM
It's a shame quotes by such great men are listed along side quotes by Dubbya.  :-\
"It's a shame quotes by such great men are listed along side quotes by Dubbya."
-RonPaulFan
Title: Re: COACH TAKES A STAND FOR GOD!
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 01:46:12 AM
"It's a shame quotes by such great men are listed along side quotes by Dubbya."
-RonPaulFan

lol!!! good one.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: garebear on December 16, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
"Yabba dabba doo"

-Fred Flinstone

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: WillGrant on December 16, 2008, 01:54:19 AM
"Yabba dabba doo"

-Fred Flinstone


Hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 16, 2008, 01:57:10 AM
"Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!"

-Doyle Hargrave
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Tapeworm on December 16, 2008, 02:09:21 AM
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

-Woody Allen
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: kyomu on December 16, 2008, 02:12:03 AM
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

-Woody Allen
Interesting.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: WillGrant on December 16, 2008, 02:13:40 AM
"Damm!!! I got big tits"
Dolly Parton Vince Goodrum
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: marcus on December 16, 2008, 02:13:43 AM
"Hope this helps" was coined by goatboy?

"Ebony mountain of muscle"- Bluto
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 16, 2008, 02:18:26 AM
"I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friend"

-Guy from Boflex Commercial
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 02:31:52 AM
"I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friend"

-Guy from Boflex Commercial
;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Bear on December 16, 2008, 02:39:43 AM
Woody Allen is the best one so far. All the religious Presidential ones are BS.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 16, 2008, 02:43:32 AM
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, scince for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despiceable an ignoreable war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." -- Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: MAXX on December 16, 2008, 02:58:39 AM
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, scince for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despiceable an ignoreable war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." -- Albert Einstein
another good one from Einstein:

Quote
The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.
;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Gino30 on December 16, 2008, 03:04:51 AM
You quoted George Bush

lol @ great people

you do know the Bush families history dont you?



a good American tax payer is what you are


Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: kiwiol on December 16, 2008, 03:10:13 AM
Quote
Give a man an inch and he'll want a foot. Give a man a foot and he'll want a yard. Give a man a yard and he'll want a swimming pool installed in it.

Alfred E Newman
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: @Brandon on December 16, 2008, 03:39:42 AM
Good thread.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: garebear on December 16, 2008, 03:44:15 AM
"I cured cancer after defeating a team of ninjas, but I never told anyone because I didn't want the publicity, just the quiet life on my island"

@Brandon
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 03:47:12 AM
"I cured cancer after defeating a team of ninjas, but I never told anyone because I didn't want the publicity, just the quiet life on my island"

@Brandon

lol, you forgot the part with the motorcycles, the supermodel girlfriend and that he was the special forces guy who killed Osama Bin Laden back in 2005 but cannot talk about it.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: @Brandon on December 16, 2008, 03:59:40 AM
"I cured cancer after defeating a team of ninjas, but I never told anyone because I didn't want the publicity, just the quiet life on my island"

@Brandon

You got the ninja story twisted. The real one is a much better story but i will never tell it to you(not even my wife knows anything about it).
I wish I could cure cancer, but I have more important things on my mind  8)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: DK II on December 16, 2008, 04:06:19 AM
You got the ninja story twisted. The real one is a much better story but i will never tell it to you(not even my wife knows anything about it).
I wish I could cure cancer, but I have more important things on my mind  8)

instant classic.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: jr on December 16, 2008, 04:26:58 AM
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury Albert Gallatin (1802) 3rd president of US (1743 - 1826)"

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning."
Henry Ford

"If Congress has the right under the Constitution to issue paper money, it was given them to use themselves, not to be delegated to individuals or corporations."
Andrew Jackson

"The bold effort the present (central) bank had made to control the government ... are but premonitions of the fate that await the American people should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution or the establishment of another like it."
Andrew Jackson

"But if in the pursuit of the means we should unfortunately stumble again on unfunded paper money or any similar species of fraud, we shall assuredly give a fatal stab to our national credit in its infancy. Paper money will invariably operate in the body of politics as spirit liquors on the human body. They prey on the vitals and ultimately destroy them. Paper money has had the effect in your state that it will ever have, to ruin commerce, oppress the honest, and open the door to every species of fraud and injustice."
George Washington

"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The Bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create deposits, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take it away from them, and all the great fortunes such as mine will disappear, and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of Bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money and control credit."
Sir Josiah Stamp - former Director of Bank of England

"Issue of currency should be lodged with the government and be protected from domination by Wall Street. We are opposed to...provisions [which] would place our currency and credit system in private hands."
Theodore Roosevelt

"Let me issue and control a nation's money and I care not who writes the laws."
Mayer Amschel Rothschild

"I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire, ...The man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire. And I control the money supply."
Nathan Rothschild

"Who controls money controls the world."
Henry Kissinger

"This Act (the Federal Reserve Act, Dec. 23rd 1913) establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Woodrow Wilson) signs the Bill, the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalised... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking and currency Bill."
Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh Sr.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated, governments in the civilized world—no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and the duress of small groups of dominant men." Woodrow Wilson, reflecting on passage of the Federal Reserve Act

"A little group of willful men, representing no opinion but their own, have rendered the great government of the United States helpless and contemptible."
Woodrow Wilson

"The Federal Reserve is one of the most corrupt institutions the world has ever seen. There is not a man within the sound of my voice who does not know that this nation is run by the international bankers."
Congressman Louis T. McFadden

"The dollar represents a one dollar debt to the Federal Reserve System. The Federal Reserve Banks create money out of thin air to buy Government Bonds from the U.S. Treasury...and has created out of nothing a ... debt which the American people are obliged to pay with interest."
Wright Patman

"To cause high prices, all the Federal Reserve Board will do will be to lower the rediscount rate, producing an expansion of credit and a rising stock market; then when business men are adjusted to these conditions, it can check prosperity in mid-career by arbitrarily raising the rate of interest. It can cause the pendulum of a rising and falling market to swing gently back and forth by slight changes in the discount rate, or cause violent fluctuations by a greater rate variation, and in either case it will possess inside information as to financial conditions and advance knowledge of the coming change, either up or down. This is the strangest, most dangerous advantage ever placed in the hands of a special privilege class by any government that ever existed. They know in advance when to create panics to their advantage. They also know when to stop panic. Inflation and deflation work equally well for them whey they control finance."
Charles A. Lindbergh Sr

"The Federal Reserve definitely caused the Great Depression by contracting the amount of currency in circulation by one-third from 1929 to 1933."
Milton Friedman

"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."
Theodore Roosevelt

"The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2008, 04:33:08 AM
"Maybe he trains for cuts." - Mars

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: jr on December 16, 2008, 04:37:18 AM
"Whatchoo talkin bout Willis" - Lee Priest

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: jon cole on December 16, 2008, 05:01:40 AM
"what is G4p" ...
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Tapeworm on December 16, 2008, 05:24:29 AM
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury Albert Gallatin (1802) 3rd president of US (1743 - 1826)"

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning."
Henry Ford

"If Congress has the right under the Constitution to issue paper money, it was given them to use themselves, not to be delegated to individuals or corporations."
Andrew Jackson

"The bold effort the present (central) bank had made to control the government ... are but premonitions of the fate that await the American people should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution or the establishment of another like it."
Andrew Jackson

"But if in the pursuit of the means we should unfortunately stumble again on unfunded paper money or any similar species of fraud, we shall assuredly give a fatal stab to our national credit in its infancy. Paper money will invariably operate in the body of politics as spirit liquors on the human body. They prey on the vitals and ultimately destroy them. Paper money has had the effect in your state that it will ever have, to ruin commerce, oppress the honest, and open the door to every species of fraud and injustice."
George Washington

"Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The Bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create deposits, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take it away from them, and all the great fortunes such as mine will disappear, and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But, if you wish to remain the slaves of Bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money and control credit."
Sir Josiah Stamp - former Director of Bank of England

"Issue of currency should be lodged with the government and be protected from domination by Wall Street. We are opposed to...provisions [which] would place our currency and credit system in private hands."
Theodore Roosevelt

"Let me issue and control a nation's money and I care not who writes the laws."
Mayer Amschel Rothschild

"I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire, ...The man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire. And I control the money supply."
Nathan Rothschild

"Who controls money controls the world."
Henry Kissinger

"This Act (the Federal Reserve Act, Dec. 23rd 1913) establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Woodrow Wilson) signs the Bill, the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalised... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking and currency Bill."
Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh Sr.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated, governments in the civilized world—no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and the duress of small groups of dominant men." Woodrow Wilson, reflecting on passage of the Federal Reserve Act

"A little group of willful men, representing no opinion but their own, have rendered the great government of the United States helpless and contemptible."
Woodrow Wilson

"The Federal Reserve is one of the most corrupt institutions the world has ever seen. There is not a man within the sound of my voice who does not know that this nation is run by the international bankers."
Congressman Louis T. McFadden

"The dollar represents a one dollar debt to the Federal Reserve System. The Federal Reserve Banks create money out of thin air to buy Government Bonds from the U.S. Treasury...and has created out of nothing a ... debt which the American people are obliged to pay with interest."
Wright Patman

"To cause high prices, all the Federal Reserve Board will do will be to lower the rediscount rate, producing an expansion of credit and a rising stock market; then when business men are adjusted to these conditions, it can check prosperity in mid-career by arbitrarily raising the rate of interest. It can cause the pendulum of a rising and falling market to swing gently back and forth by slight changes in the discount rate, or cause violent fluctuations by a greater rate variation, and in either case it will possess inside information as to financial conditions and advance knowledge of the coming change, either up or down. This is the strangest, most dangerous advantage ever placed in the hands of a special privilege class by any government that ever existed. They know in advance when to create panics to their advantage. They also know when to stop panic. Inflation and deflation work equally well for them whey they control finance."
Charles A. Lindbergh Sr

"The Federal Reserve definitely caused the Great Depression by contracting the amount of currency in circulation by one-third from 1929 to 1933."
Milton Friedman

"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."
Theodore Roosevelt

"The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson."
Franklin D. Roosevelt


That's some nice work.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Karl Kox on December 16, 2008, 06:43:54 AM
" I just cracked me one off "
     -Karl Kox
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: philborg on December 16, 2008, 08:51:18 AM
the bible is a great work of fiction for feeble minded morons who are afraid of death and want to convince themselves that god is waiting for them
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 16, 2008, 08:54:07 AM
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2008, 08:59:22 AM
Bitch betta have my money- Eazy E

The only time I wear depends is when im 70 years old. Thats when I cant hold my shit within... so I shit on myself, Cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin on everybody else. -Lil Wayne

Aint no fun if the hommies cant have none-Nate Dogg

Ill never hit a woman naw...but ill slap the shit out of a bitch, why you bull shittin- Suga Free


Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 16, 2008, 09:01:07 AM
If you aint got no job and you dont smoke weed then what the fuck are you doing ? - Kat Williams
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: tbombz on December 16, 2008, 09:12:22 AM
"Hope this helps."
 G o a t b o y
that was not goatboy...
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2008, 09:13:03 AM
that was not goatboy...
"YOU=GAY"
BIG_MAL
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: BB on December 16, 2008, 09:22:45 AM
Study hard, learn good. Don't rob no liqour stores. Play to win and go to Church. Use Sheik brand rubbers.

Sonny Liston
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: tbombz on December 16, 2008, 09:25:56 AM
"YOU=GAY"
BIG_MAL
"sorry mal but im not interested"
tbombz
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: onlyme on December 16, 2008, 09:27:50 AM
"I can't do it, but will never give up"
Suckmymuscle (GetBig self proclaimed Legend)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: emn1964 on December 16, 2008, 10:16:53 AM
"It's only gay if you want it to be."  Bob Chic
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Coach on December 16, 2008, 10:29:29 AM
the bible is a great work of fiction for feeble minded morons who are afraid of death and want to convince themselves that god is waiting for them

LOL...the naive speak!!
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: philborg on December 16, 2008, 10:33:38 AM
LOL...the naive speak!!

you think the bible is true?
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2008, 10:37:42 AM
"sorry mal but im not interested"
tbombz

"i knew tbombs was a fag"-Tbombs himself
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 10:39:09 AM
you think the bible is true?

Why waste time arguing with delusional morons? :)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: philborg on December 16, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Why waste time arguing with delusional morons? :)

good point
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Coach on December 16, 2008, 10:42:12 AM
Why waste time arguing with delusional morons? :)

Thats how we feel when dealing athiest liberals.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 16, 2008, 11:39:45 AM
"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you."  -George Carlin
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Arkadius on December 16, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
"Life is shit and it's not gonna get better" Al Bundy ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: L00n on December 16, 2008, 01:53:53 PM
Suck my Dick! -Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: garraeth on December 16, 2008, 01:57:01 PM
"One night I was lying in bed, staring at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"
--unknown
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2008, 02:17:12 PM
Suck my Dick! -Ron Jeremy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

AMERICAN PIE
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: dr.chimps on December 16, 2008, 02:30:49 PM
Thats how we feel when dealing athiest liberals.
LOL. The answer is simply 'atheists,' but you just had to append a political affiliation, didn't you.  ;D
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 02:49:49 PM
Thats how we feel when dealing athiest liberals.

And you think your feelings = a reliable indicator of truth, when the "logical reasoning" (or lack thereof) that your feelings = building on = completely unsound?

A 3 year old kid might feel like his dad is a moron for not letting him drive his Harley down the freeway as well, but the reasoning behind his feelings = moronic. If that scenario would go through, the 3 year old would die or severely injure himself, not get the ride of his life that he anticipate, no matter how convinced he is. Hey shit, that 3 year old will in most cases not even think that it could actually go bad. (kind of like how stupid christians simply don't think about the errors in their faith)

You are like that 3 year old, while people like Phil Borg = your Harley owning dad. :)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 16, 2008, 02:51:28 PM
"NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"-Billy Madison
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 16, 2008, 02:55:06 PM
Thats how we feel when dealing athiest liberals.

I agree. The bible is a great bedtime story.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: philborg on December 16, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
And you think your feelings = a reliable indicator of truth, when the "logical reasoning" (or lack thereof) that your feelings = building on = completely unsound?

A 3 year old kid might feel like his dad is a moron for not letting him drive his Harley down the freeway as well, but the reasoning behind his feelings = moronic. If that scenario would go through, the 3 year old would die or severely injure himself, not get the ride of his life that he anticipate, no matter how convinced he is. Hey shit, that 3 year old will in most cases not even think that it could actually go bad. (kind of like how stupid christians simply don't think about the errors in their faith)

You are like that 3 year old, while people like Phil Borg = your Harley owning dad. :)

I can't tell if you are insulting me or not
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
I can't tell if you are insulting me or not

Not at all. You've got teh logic on your side, while Coachy's into putting all his faith in a flawed dogma that = basically a shoot in the dark as far as trying to "answer" the "questions about reality". In that sense, he = a little kid, while you = an adult.

 8)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: 240 is Back on December 16, 2008, 03:10:54 PM

I ain't the one, the one to get played like a pooh butt
See I'm from the street, so I know what's up
On these silly games that's played by the women
I'm only happy when I'm goin up in em
But you know, I'm a menace to society
But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me

So I step to em, with aggression
Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today
See they think we narrow minded
Cause they got a cute face, and big-behinded
So I walk over and say "How ya doin?"
See I'm only down for screwin, but you know
ya gotta play it off cool
Cause if they catch you slippin, you'll get schooled
And they'll get you for your money, son
Next thing you know you're gettin their hair and they nails done
Fool, and they'll let you show em off
But when it comes to sex, they got a bad cough
Or a headache, it's all give and no take
Run out of money, and watch your heart break
They'll drop you like a bad habit
cause a brother with money yo, they gotta have it
Messin with me though, they gets none
You can't juice Ice Cube girl, cause I ain't the one
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: philborg on December 16, 2008, 03:15:04 PM
Not at all. You've got teh logic on your side, while Coachy's into putting all his faith in a flawed dogma that = basically a shoot in the dark as far as trying to "answer" the "questions about reality". In that sense, he = a little kid, while you = an adult.

 8)

Alright, for the record I don't own a harley
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 03:16:40 PM
Alright, for the record I don't own a harley

If you start drinking piss, you will manifest one next week.

If you start eating sperm on your food, it will come even faster.

If you make a daily drink of juicy piss mixed with sticky sperm, it will come to you tomorrow.

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: big L dawg on December 16, 2008, 03:21:11 PM
bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.  -snoop.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 03:22:36 PM
bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.  -snoop.


It looks like you grew up in a family full of resourcefull and academically inclined people.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: big L dawg on December 16, 2008, 03:23:34 PM

It looks like you grew up in a family full of resourcefull and academically inclined people.

all bitches are ho's even my stankin ass mom  -bizzare.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Master on December 16, 2008, 03:25:32 PM
my mom is a bitch refusing to take a shower. She stinks.

 :o
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Sharma on December 16, 2008, 03:27:05 PM
"I don't like to do cardio"

Nasser El Sonbaty.
3 times uncrowned Mr Olympia
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Big Bro on December 16, 2008, 03:28:18 PM
LOL...the naive speak!!
LOL...the naive speak!!
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Soundness on December 16, 2008, 03:29:41 PM
Busey's got bigger balls than I do.

I haven't mixed the urine with my sperm, I just recall stories of people getting their stomache's pumped because of swallowing it so I'd be hesitant to swallow that shit. Props to Busey, though, I must admit at this point I don't have the balls to try it.  ;)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: big L dawg on December 16, 2008, 03:32:34 PM
:o

fabrication -Adam sandler
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Sharma on December 16, 2008, 03:39:41 PM
pt 2

"But I have to do cardio"

Nasser El Sonbaty.
3 times uncrowned Mr Olympia
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: chris2489 on December 16, 2008, 05:28:01 PM
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
-Edgar Allan Poe

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
-Edgar Allan Poe

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
-Edgar Allan Poe

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
-Edgar Allan Poe
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 16, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
"ah go fuck yourself"
bigdumbbell
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Ugly on December 16, 2008, 07:36:35 PM
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
-Edgar Allan Poe

"Lord help my poor soul."
               
                  - Poe's dying words.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: webcake on December 16, 2008, 07:37:20 PM
"Praise jebus"

         The Coach
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Ugly on December 16, 2008, 07:38:12 PM
"Lord help my poor soul."
               
                  - Poe's dying words.


"Help yourself, cousin-fucker."
                          
                                 - God
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: johnnynoname on December 16, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
hooters, hooters
yum yum yum
hooters, hooters
on a girl that's dumb


-al bundy
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: 240 is Back on December 16, 2008, 07:39:39 PM
1. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)

2. "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008

3. "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." --Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," Nov. 1, 2008 (Read more about the prank call, watch the video and see the transcript)

4. "Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

5. "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

6. "They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

7. "[T]hey're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom." --Sarah Palin, getting the vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008 (Watch video clip)

8. "I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." –Sarah Palin, who was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it

9. "If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media." --Sarah Palin, getting First Amendment rights backwards while suggesting that criticism of her is unconstitutional, radio interview with WMAL-AM, Oct. 31, 2008

10. "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Ugly on December 16, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
1. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)

2. "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008

3. "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." --Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," Nov. 1, 2008 (Read more about the prank call, watch the video and see the transcript)

4. "Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

5. "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

6. "They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

7. "[T]hey're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom." --Sarah Palin, getting the vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008 (Watch video clip)

8. "I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." –Sarah Palin, who was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it

9. "If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media." --Sarah Palin, getting First Amendment rights backwards while suggesting that criticism of her is unconstitutional, radio interview with WMAL-AM, Oct. 31, 2008

10. "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council

Still with this? You won, bro. It's over.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: 240 is Back on December 16, 2008, 07:42:56 PM
Still with this? You won, bro. It's over.

She'll be back in 2012.  it's important that we all remember how stupid she is.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Ugly on December 16, 2008, 07:44:03 PM
She'll be back in 2012.  it's important that we all remember how stupid she is.

Whatever keeps you busy, I guess.
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: webcake on December 16, 2008, 07:46:49 PM
"Bitches be crazy"

        Ronnie Coleman
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Pollux on December 16, 2008, 07:47:34 PM
Are there any quotes from bb'ers there?



"This girl probably hasn't had a kiss in years. I might as well give her a break."
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Pumping Iron
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 16, 2008, 08:04:38 PM
All of them came from a time where people had to have a chosen faith to have a shot at life.

People in prominent positions of power have to profess religious nonsense in order to stay on top.

But I'm sure we should all take googled quotes of some law breaking dwarf who's been married 4 times.  ::)
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: mame09 on December 16, 2008, 08:37:40 PM
hey hey hey smoke weed every day - nate dogg

im rick james bitch - dave chappelle

everybody wants to be a bodybuilder but know one wants to lift heavy ass weights- ronnie coleman
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: body88 on December 16, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

-Snoop Dogg


Y'all wanna see a dead body?

- Doe Boy (Boyz In The Hood)


Haha
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: tommywishbone on December 16, 2008, 10:36:15 PM
"Go fuck yourself."    -Me  (Just before getting punched in the chops by some LAPD oinker  :))
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: hazbin on December 16, 2008, 10:46:00 PM
where was Sarah Palin when i was in office???   -  Bill Clinton
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 17, 2008, 06:25:00 AM
"Born and Raised in Compton"-Dj Quik

"Why dont ju try stickin ju head up ju ass...see if it fits"- Tony Montana


Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: CalvinH on December 17, 2008, 06:32:35 AM
"Fuck me harder,FUCK ME HARDER!!!-Sascha Grey
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Arkadius on December 17, 2008, 10:10:02 AM
hooters, hooters
yum yum yum
hooters, hooters
on a girl that's dumb


-al bundy
ahahaha

"I'd invite you in but instead I think
I'll just beat the crap out of you."


Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: peroni on December 17, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
"God helps them that help themselves."
Ben Franklin

"It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."
George Washington

“Of all things, guard against neglecting God in the secret place of prayer.”
William Wilberforce

"Founded on faith in God, the United States has been blessed as no other nation."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man."
Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged."
Ronald Reagan

"My principal battle with the North Vietnamese was a moral one, and prayer was my prime source of strength."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God."
George Washington

“God Almighty has set before me two great objects, the suppression of the slave trade and the reformation of manners.”
William Wilberforce

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that belongs to us by the laws of God and nature."
Ben Franklin

"Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them."
George W. Bush

"That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
Abraham Lincoln

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments."
Ben Franklin


"Although I had lived a far from perfect life, my heart and soul belonged to God, country, and family long before the Navy got hold of me."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him."
Abraham Lincoln

"It is false to suggest that Thomas Jefferson or any other Founding Father believed in a legal barrier to God in the public square."
Newt Gingrich

"Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom."
Ronald Reagan

"I believe all these things because freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world."
George W. Bush

“The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.”
John Quincy Adams

"our rights come from our Creator and it is impossible to define America if you do not talk in public about where your rights come from."
Newt Gingrich

"I prayed. God became more than faith. He became knowledge, and I appealed to him. Then I became ashamed. Why hadn't I embraced him so thoroughly before?"
Jeremiah Denton Republican Senator - Alabama

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Newt Gingrich

"We honor the heritage of all who come here, no matter where they come from, because we trust in our country's genius for making us all Americans -- one nation under God."
George W. Bush

"You show me a judge who thinks we don't have the right to say, "one nation under God" and I'll show you somebody who shouldn't sit in the Federal court."
Newt Gingrich

"Our coin bears the inscription: In God We Trust. And our Bible reassures us: The Lord is just and merciful. With the Lord thence our protector, whom or what shall we fear?"
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"If you go to the Lincoln Memorial, the Second Inaugural is probably the most religious speech ever given by an American President. In its 732 words, it references God 14 times and has two verses of the Bible."
Newt Gingrich

"In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man. All the good the Saviour gave to the world was communicated through this book."
Abraham Lincoln

"Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to humanity."
George W. Bush

"The Declaration of Independence has established certain moral confines, and governs in a manner consistent with the spirit under which our nation was founded: Love God; love thy neighbor as thyself."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"During the darkest days of the Revolutionary War, the Continental Congress and George Washington – I call him the first George W. – (laughter and applause) – urged citizens to pray and to give thanks and to ask for God's protection."
James Monroe

"Deeply impressed with the blessing which we enjoy, and of which we have much manifold proofs, my mind is irresistibly drawn to that Almighty Being, the great source source from whence they proceed and whom our most grateful acknowledgements are due."
George W. Bush

"America's foreign policy supports freedom, democracy, and human dignity for all mankind, and we make no apologies for it. The opportunity society that we want for ourselves we also want for others, not because we're imposing our system on others but because those opportunities belong to all people as God-given birthrights and because by promoting democracy and economic opportunity we make peace more secure."
Ronald Reagan

"While America's military strength is important, let me add here that I've always maintained that the struggle now going on for the world will never be decided by bombs or rockets, by armies or military might. The real crisis we face today is a spiritual one; at root, it is a test of moral will and faith."
Ronald Reagan

"I would be killed by an atheistic government which was trying to force me to renounce my God-fearing government. I was convinced that the next day would be my last on earth, and I felt no bitterness. God had given me a full life."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"We go forward with complete confidence in the eventual triumph of freedom. Not because history runs on the wheels of inevitability; it is human choices that move events. Not because we consider ourselves a chosen nation; God moves and chooses as He wills."
George W. Bush

I enter on the trust to which I have been called by the suffrages of my fellow-citizens with my fervent prayers to the Almighty that He will be graciously pleased to continue to us that protection which He has already so conspicuously displayed in our favor.
James Monroe

"I want you to know that this administration is motivated by a political philosophy that sees the greatness of America in you, her people, and in your families, churches, neighborhoods, communities -- the institutions that foster and nourish values like concern for others and respect for the rule of law under God."
Ronald Reagan

"With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations."
Abraham Lincoln

"I shall look for whatever success may attend my public service; and knowing that "except the Lord keep the city the watchman waketh but in vain," with fervent supplications for His favor, to His overruling providence I commit with humble but fearless confidence my own fate and the future destinies of my country."
John Quincy Adams

"Christmas represents love and mercy. It was ushered in by the star of hope and remains forever consecrated by the sacrifice of the cross. Christmas holds its place in the hearts of men because they know that love is the greatest thing in the world. Christmas is celebrated in the true spirit only by those who make some sacrifice for the benefit of their fellow men."
Newt Gingrich

“Is it not the great end of religion, and, in particular, the glory of Christianity, to extinguish the malignant passions; to curb the violence, to control the appetites, and to smooth the asperities of man; to make us compassionate and kind, and forgiving one to another; to make us good husbands, good fathers, good friends; and to render us active and useful in the discharge of the relative social and civil duties?”
William Wilberforce

"This is a decent and honorable country -- and resilient, too. We've been through a lot together. We've met challenges and faced dangers, and we know that more lie ahead. Yet we can go forward with confidence -- because the State of our Union is strong, our cause in the world is right, and tonight that cause goes on. God bless."
George W. Bush

"The U.S. was founded by a group of political leaders who signed a document which says, “We are endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights.” That means that all of your political rights come from God and you then loan some of your power to the State which is why the Constitution begins, “We, the People of the United States.”
Newt Gingrich

“It is essential...that you should form and adopt certain rules or principles, for the government of your own conduct and temper. Unless you have such rules and principles, there will be numberless occasions on which you will have no guide for your government but your passions...It is in the Bible, you must learn them, and from the Bible how to practice them.”
John Quincy Adams

"Prayer is a gift from Almighty God that transforms us, whether we bow our heads in solitude, or offer swift and silent prayers in times of trial. Prayer humbles us by reminding us of our place in creation. Prayer strengthens us by reminding us that God loves and cares for each and every soul in His creation. And prayer blesses us by reminding us that there is a divine plan that stands above all human plans."
George W. Bush

"So when people tell you, oh, you can't have the Ten Commandments on public property, they're just wrong. It's historically false. It's not true. Now, you can decide to invent a new America in which you shouldn't say "one nation under God" as part of the pledge because, after all, you will offend three atheists. But that's not the America you inherited. That's a different country. And I think it's a weaker country and I think it's a country that has no roots in terms of where its rights come from."
Newt Gingrich

"... it is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but love of money for its own sake. The spiritual dimension comes in deciding what one does with the wealth. How could we respond to the many calls for help, or invest for the future, or support the wonderful artists or craftsmen whose work also glorifies God, unless we had first worked hard and used our talents to create the necessary wealth?
Margaret Thatcher

"Our laws and customs were constructed to reflect the Ten Commandments, not only to provide for a good life after death, but for a good life on earth. Christians believe Christs' order to Love thy God with all thy heart, thy whole soul, thy whole mind and with all thy strength, and love thy neighbor as thyself. We try to live by that Golden Rule in our public and private life. Unfortunately, the Commandments and the Golden Rule are being forgotten by our societ; to achieve our rebirth, we must recall them. Only than we can expect to survive."
Jeremiah Denton- Republican Senator Alabama

"I was brought up by a Victorian Grandmother. We were taught to work jolly hard. We were taught to prove yourself; we were taught self reliance; we were taught to live within our income. You were taught that cleanliness is next to Godliness. You were taught self respect. You were taught always to give a hand to your neighbour. You were taught tremendous pride in your country. All of these things are Victorian values. They are also perennial values. You don’t hear so much about these things these days, but they were good values and they led to tremendous improvements in the standard of living."
Margaret Thatcher

"While dwelling with pleasing satisfaction upon the superior excellence of our political institutions, let us not be unmindful that liberty is power; that the nation blessed with the largest portion of liberty must in proportion to its numbers be the most powerful nation upon earth, and that the tenure of power by man is, in the moral purposes of his Creator, upon condition that it shall be exercised to ends of beneficence, to improve the condition of himself and his fellow men."
John Quincy Adams

"Well, I think it’s pretty clear in the original document, the Declaration of Independence of the Founding Fathers, that we are endowed by our Creator certain inalienable rights which are the rights of liberty, life and the pursuit of happiness. And I think what every listener needs to understand is that in the minds of Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and the people who wrote that document, they literally meant that your rights come from God, that you then loan them to the government, which is why the Declaration of Independence begins “We the people…”. And therefore if we drive God out of the public square we drive out the source of our own rights and our own source of power."
Newt Gingrich

"Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee 78 requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanks-giving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."
George Washington



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Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Earl1972 on December 17, 2008, 11:02:44 AM
"bodybuilding is a great sport" - Arnold Schwarzenegger


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Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Meso_z on December 17, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
"I'll fuck you till you love me, homo"

-Mike Tyson
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: johnnynoname on December 17, 2008, 11:15:38 AM
"YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE, YOU ARE NOT A TANAKA"

Shidoshi Senzo Tanaka, Bloodsport
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Option D on December 17, 2008, 11:36:28 AM
Famous Charles Barkley Quotes

50. "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

49. "You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."

48. "I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime."

47. "We better not be doing the Bulls this year. Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon."

46. "You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person."

45. After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man.

44. Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"

43. Right after Peja won the 3-point contest: "Kenny said it was going to be an all-international night. I want to know which international brother is going to win the slam dunk contest."

42. On the Enron scandal investigation: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool."

41. "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."

40. Ernie: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
Charles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"


39. "Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself."

38. EJ: "Did you graduate from Auburn?"
Charles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did."


37. "*** Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together."

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."

35. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: "Thank goodness. I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted."

34. Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'


33. After Wang has a shot blocked: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough"

32. Barkley on Turner Sports office having a betting pool on his weight: "That is starting to hurt my feelings. I don't mind skinny people making fun of me, we all do that, but I don't want fat people making fun of me."

31. "We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good."

30. When the Dream Team was about to play the Angola national team, during pre-game interviews the other USA players provided diplomatic, face saving comments about how they would play hard and felt strongly they would win. When Chuck was asked about Angola and the game, he replied: "They're in a lot of trouble."

29. Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: "I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'"

28. Man, everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

27. "I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper."

26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

25. After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".

24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: "Both of y'all are2 going to hell for that. Y'all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when they're hot. Y'all are cruel man."

23. "It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house."

22. "I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."

21. Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy, but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon."

20. While watching someone in Australia put $1 million worth of rubies on a table: "Damn, must not be any black folks in Australia. You can't just leave $1 million worth of jewelry lying around the 'hood."

19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."

18. On the goal of the '92 Olympic Dream Team when playing Panama in the Tournament of the Americas: "To get the Canal back."

17. To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!"

16. Barkley on Hanno Mottola, who, as EJ remarked "is the first NBA player from Finland". Charles replies: "Of course he is the first NBA player from Finland, he's the only person in Finland."

15. On supersized Oliver Miller: "You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it."

14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

13. On North Carolina missing 22 of its last 23 shots in losing to Georgetown in the NCAA tournament last weekend: "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove. ;D ;D

11. "I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

10. On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

9. "Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

8. "Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."

7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements." :o :o

6. "Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."-- Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

5. "I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character."

4. On the All-Star Game: "Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room."

3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

2. After throwing a guy through a 1st floor window in a bar Charles was in front of the judge.
Judge: "Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?"
Charles: "Yeah I regret we weren't on a higher floor"

1. After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: evandatp on December 17, 2008, 12:19:45 PM
If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.’
Hunter S. Thompson
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: 250goal on December 17, 2008, 12:35:40 PM
The bigger the lie, the more believable it will become.


ADOLF HITLER

Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: The Ugly on December 17, 2008, 02:50:28 PM
If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.’
Hunter S. Thompson

"Say, Fred, you ever see cerebellum cling to acoustic like that?"

                                                         -  Pitkin County Coroner
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: Meso_z on December 17, 2008, 03:44:03 PM
"Light weight baby"

-"Big Nasty"
Title: Re: Great Quotes From Great People
Post by: dr.chimps on December 17, 2008, 03:57:06 PM
30. When the Dream Team was about to play the Angola national team, during pre-game interviews the other USA players provided diplomatic, face saving comments about how they would play hard and felt strongly they would win. When Chuck was asked about Angola and the game, he replied: "They're in a lot of trouble."


Bwahaha. Tell it like it is Sir Charles.  ;D