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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Alex23 on December 16, 2008, 09:11:12 PM
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Yeah...it's R.Kelly...
40 oz. of Malt Liquor make me want to tell you somethin'.
(verse 1)
Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the hours, high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it!
(chorus)
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.
(verse 2)
Since your body, your body...is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick...
like it knows Karate (knows Karate, knows Karate)
I'm gonna pee on you
Drip drip drip
pee on you.
girl on you...
pissss on you
pissss on you
And you'll never feel, quite the same,
when you get a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on you too...
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that'll make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you
yes I do...
yes I do
I'll pee on you
I'll piss on you...
(chorus)
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.
Won't you braid my hair?
Said- Won't you braid my hair...?
Before we star, I'm gonna fart.
I'm gonna fart on you.
;D
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FUCKING LOVED THAT SHOW!
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FUCKING LOVED THAT SHOW!
Too bad the muslim went awol..
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Too bad the muslim went awol..
It wasn't his own doing...Bill Cosby/Oprah and the rest of there underground movement not only got him to "rethink" what he was doing to the black community but they also knew Obama was going to be president in 08...His type of humor towards his own race was not inline for what they were to accomplish in 08
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Yeah...it's R.Kelly...
40 oz. of Malt Liquor make me want to tell you somethin'.
(verse 1)
Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the hours, high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it!
(chorus)
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.
(verse 2)
Since your body, your body...is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick...
like it knows Karate (knows Karate, knows Karate)
I'm gonna pee on you
Drip drip drip
pee on you.
girl on you...
pissss on you
pissss on you
And you'll never feel, quite the same,
when you get a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on you too...
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that'll make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you
yes I do...
yes I do
I'll pee on you
I'll piss on you...
(chorus)
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.
Won't you braid my hair?
Said- Won't you braid my hair...?
Before we star, I'm gonna fart.
I'm gonna fart on you.
;D
You know how "inspiration" just kind of--BAM!--hits you? This song instills that feeling in me.
It makes me want to piss a whole bucketful of dark smelly urine, lower my face real close and just smell the urine and take it all in--just take it all in how wonderful this world is, dunk my head completely under into the warm fresh beautiful liquid gold piss and just suck it all up feel the warm urine streaming smoothly down my throat and become a golden god myself...
Thanks Alex.
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Would this work too? ??? ???
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Would this work too? ??? ???
LOL. That's a damn shame.
Isn't it crazy to look back at that now and ponder to yourself "what was I thinking wasting my urine like that?" ;)
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LOL. That's a damn shame.
Isn't it crazy to look back at that now and ponder to yourself "what was I thinking wasting my urine like that?" ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is the rule the yellower the better?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is the rule the yellower the better?
Yes, exactly.
The more color, the more content. The colored part of your urine is the clean part of your blood you don't need at the moment. The clear part is excess water. They combine to make urine. So, the darker colored = the more dense with helpful ingredients. This is why after you get drunk in the morning your piss is colorful; YOU NEED A LOT OF THINGS. It's not because of more waste, but more needs.
It's a damn shame to flush deeply colored urine.
Have you given it a shot yet?
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Would this work too? ??? ???
That was easily a contender for top 25 funniest post on GetBig...
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Soundness strikes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28244225/
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Soundness strikes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28244225/
HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! soundness "staking up" ;D
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HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! soundness "staking up" ;D
He's got family coming over for the holidays.....don't wanna run out of piss... :-X
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He's got family coming over for the holidays.....don't wanna run out of piss... :-X
Urinog?