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Title: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
it was pretty much unbearable... deeply incrusted in the fabric... the "guy" sitting at the end of table in the boardroom is up for a surprise tomorow...

I should get another aeron chair instead.. more permissive.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: tbombz on December 17, 2008, 04:26:03 PM
hahaha hahaha ahaha haahh haha
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 17, 2008, 04:31:41 PM
hahaha, Alex, you should be sure to blame the stench on the new occupant, too.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Sharma on December 17, 2008, 04:56:36 PM
sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: benz on December 17, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

Im happy it was just a protein gas and not tnt, terrorist.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: elite_lifter on December 17, 2008, 04:58:41 PM
sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah
LIAR, your BO is enough for people to look at you in disgust.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: doison on December 17, 2008, 05:05:47 PM
The fart chair is only topped by the fart pillow....sit down on a pillow and lay down an air bisuit.  Sit up as it is finishing and the joy is trapped inside until the Mrs rests her un-expecting head on the fart-mine. 
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Sharma on December 17, 2008, 05:08:03 PM
very strange thing about the ass gas is that sometimes i briefly forget that i did it and it disgusts me , then i remember it come from my ass and it smell delightful ;D
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Emmortal on December 17, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
very strange thing about the ass gas is that sometimes i briefly forget that i did it and it disgusts me , then i remember it come from my ass and it smell delightful ;D

You're fucking weird.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: webcake on December 17, 2008, 05:33:42 PM
Sharma is a good man and i spreading the good word about the great man, Nasser.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: flagadajones on December 17, 2008, 06:02:17 PM
sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah
yeah it would have surprised me you would have done this with a man.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2008, 09:12:11 PM
I'll see your fart chair, and raise you a dutch oven, good sir.

Those who know the dutch oven will agree with me. Those who don't, will surely fall prey to one as a result of their ignorance.

You sirs are on par.....

I'm still gassy and applying the "pillow trick" tonight ;D
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Stu on December 17, 2008, 09:30:04 PM
LIAR, your BO is enough for people to look at you in disgust.

Being an Arab is enough for people to look at him in disgust!
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2008, 10:02:59 PM
Being an Arab is enough for people to look at him in disgust!

HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! stu, are you saying that "shawarma" sitting on a chair for 7.5 seconds is enough for her to be eligible for the switcheroo... ?
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Stu on December 17, 2008, 10:04:29 PM
HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! stu, are you saying that "shawarma" sitting on a char for 7.5 seconds is enough for hger to be eligible for the switcheroo... ?

I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Karl Kox on December 17, 2008, 10:05:31 PM
nice
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Harry Spotter on December 17, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

Arab body odor is far, far worse than any protein fart. Translation = your dirty kind stink to high heaven.
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2008, 10:21:43 PM
Arab body odor is far, far worse than any protein fart. Translation = your dirty kind stink to high heaven.
 

Harry Spotter, will there be a 8th book ;D
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: TechnoViking on December 17, 2008, 10:27:04 PM
Im happy it was just a protein gas and not tnt, terrorist.

Or a mustard gas/sarin cocktail...Anyone know where I can get some decent monkeybars/shooting range? I want to set up an outside gym so I can get ready for 2012
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2008, 05:59:59 AM
I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....



 ;D
Title: Re: Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo
Post by: kiwiol on December 18, 2008, 06:09:23 AM
I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

Or even quicker, if he downs an Atlarge shake a few minutes prior.