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Title: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on December 18, 2008, 05:18:51 AM
I don't take supplements other than vitamins and some 'NO-XPLODE' before I work out. I got it from my brother who wasnt using it so he gave it to me. Now i dont know if its works or what have you cause im eating more now. However it does have taurine and b vitamins so its like an energy drink.. Nevertheless, this morning i was getting to work early today so I can lift before I work. There is a paid luncheon that im not going to miss and normally i lift at lunch.  So anyways I was actually looking forward to taking it and doing Legs. I get in the office, take a shit (from the coffee I drank) go into the kitchen and it was gone. Now I know that it was a big tub of it and there may have been just 4 servings left, so the average tiny tit would look at it as 'empty' but it wasn't and now i'm considering whether or not im going to go on a rampage.... should I investigate and risk looking like a petty bitch or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on December 18, 2008, 05:33:10 AM
I don't take supplements other than vitamins and some 'NO-XPLODE' before I work out. I got it from my brother who wasnt using it so he gave it to me. Now i dont know if its works or what have you cause im eating more now. However it does have taurine and b vitamins so its like an energy drink.. Nevertheless, this morning i was getting to work early today so I can lift before I work. There is a paid luncheon that im not going to miss and normally i lift at lunch.  So anyways I was actually looking forward to taking it and doing Legs. I get in the office, take a shit (from the coffee I drank) go into the kitchen and it was gone. Now I know that it was a big tub of it and there may have been just 4 servings left, so the average tiny tit would look at it as 'empty' but it wasn't and now i'm considering whether or not im going to go on a rampage.... should I investigate and risk looking like a petty bitch or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///

Bust a nut on the secretary's forehead
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Darren Avey on December 18, 2008, 05:33:38 AM
Smash the office up,track down who did it and burn them alive 8)
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tombo on December 18, 2008, 05:36:26 AM
get two samurai swords and go wild
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 05:37:00 AM
or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///

say that, but find a way to repay those bitches who wasted your servings.

Start keeping your own powder/drinks at your desk, but begin stabbing holes in theirs to ensure they are eating or drinking stale food every day.  spill things.  spray the interior of their fridge with skunk oil, etc.  

Don't make a public stink, however.  But quietly find out who did the cleaning there.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 18, 2008, 05:41:46 AM
say that, but find a way to repay those bitches who wasted your servings.

Start keeping your own powder/drinks at your desk, but begin stabbing holes in theirs to ensure they are eating or drinking stale food every day.  spill things.  spray the interior of their fridge with skunk oil, etc.  

Don't make a public stink, however.  But quietly find out who did the cleaning there.
lol i did keep it in my office at but i hate mixing stuff there, spills, powder dusting up the keyboard and desk and bringing back cups of water, ect .... I thought that it was convenient to do it in the kitchen and it was....now i must reconsider....
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 05:43:55 AM
lol i did keep it in my office at but i hate mixing stuff there, spills, powder dusting up the keyboard and desk and bringing back cups of water, ect .... I thought that it was convenient to do it in the kitchen and it was....now i must reconsider....

when i worked at a big place, i kept it all at my cubicle.  I'd bring in a 2 liter of diet dr pepper, my shaker, and food.  I'd keep a tub of powder at my desk or in my car.  The only reason I got up was to get ice from their freezer for my soda, to microwave things, or to get water from the watercooler.  I found it was inconvenient to prep/keep food at my cubicle, but sure beat dealing with dirty, clumsy, selfish idiots who used the community kitchen. 

Then again, I was an anti-social prick too.  Ate lunch at my cubicle.  I tend to hate most people, blathering about their life drama or American idol.  I went back to my cubicle and did homework at lunch.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 05:45:46 AM
when i worked at a big place, i kept it all at my cubicle.  I'd bring in a 2 liter of diet dr pepper, my shaker, and food.  I'd keep a tub of powder at my desk or in my car.  The only reason I got up was to get ice from their freezer for my soda, to microwave things, or to get water from the watercooler.  I found it was inconvenient to prep/keep food at my cubicle, but sure beat dealing with dirty, clumsy, selfish idiots who used the community kitchen. 

lol, you have to be totally dumb to store your personal stuff somewhere where everybody can access it.

Especially if they are worth more than 1$.

Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 05:52:14 AM
lol, you have to be totally dumb to store your personal stuff somewhere where everybody can access it.

Especially if they are worth more than 1$.

When I was a teacher, I kept bagels and cream cheese in the public fridge in the break room.

The bus drivers hung out there every day before dismissal.  One day, someone stold my bagels and cream cheese.  To this day, I can't look at a bus driver without becoming very angry.  is that the SOB that stole my cinnamon raisin bagels? 
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 05:56:50 AM
When I was a teacher, I kept bagels and cream cheese in the public fridge in the break room.

The bus drivers hung out there every day before dismissal.  One day, someone stold my bagels and cream cheese.  To this day, I can't look at a bus driver without becoming very angry.  is that the SOB that stole my cinnamon raisin bagels? 

You see??

And that was only the emotional pain caused because someone stole the bagel you where thinking of all day.

Think about someone stole your NOxplode.  :-\
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Butterbean on December 18, 2008, 05:59:44 AM
When I was a teacher, I kept bagels and cream cheese in the public fridge in the break room.

The bus drivers hung out there every day before dismissal.  One day, someone stold my bagels and cream cheese.  To this day, I can't look at a bus driver without becoming very angry.  is that the SOB that stole my cinnamon raisin bagels? 
You're a busist!
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 18, 2008, 06:00:43 AM
Mix some Atlarge protein in the communal water tank and laugh your ass off as everyone of your colleagues end up shitting their pant(ie)s
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 06:03:04 AM
Mix some Atlarge protein in the communal water tank and laugh your ass off as everyone of your colleagues end up shitting their pant(ie)s

lol, how about some muscletech??

They could all add 23423542424,2342424242425656856783562413% more muscle by just sipping the water.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 06:10:48 AM
You see??

And that was only the emotional pain caused because someone stole the bagel you where thinking of all day.

Think about someone stole your NOxplode.  :-\

It's been 5 years, and I'm still really upset about those bagels.  one of those idiot bus drivers thought it was okay to steal another man's food. It is not.

If they had taken my protein powder, I would be even more upset. 


You're a busist!

Are bus drivers a protected class?  I was thinking about doing a little bus driver bashing, but I didn't want to be prosecuted under any add'l hate crime law.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Butterbean on December 18, 2008, 06:13:54 AM
 


Are bus drivers a protected class?  I was thinking about doing a little bus driver bashing, but I didn't want to be prosecuted under any add'l hate crime law.
Seeing as there were bagels plural, I'm sure they were all involved.  Bash away!
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 06:14:33 AM
It's been 5 years, and I'm still really upset about those bagels.  one of those idiot bus drivers thought it was okay to steal another man's food. It is not.

If they had taken my protein powder, I would be even more upset. 


Are bus drivers a protected class?  I was thinking about doing a little bus driver bashing, but I didn't want to be prosecuted under any add'l hate crime law.

it's not okay to steal anything from anyone, sadly people don't seem to know that in our advanced western societies anymore.  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Butterbean on December 18, 2008, 06:16:51 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 18, 2008, 06:21:15 AM

Then again, I was an anti-social prick too.  Ate lunch at my cubicle.  I tend to hate most people, blathering about their life drama or American idol.  I went back to my cubicle and did homework at lunch.

The very core of the Getbig creed.

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Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2008, 06:22:25 AM
I don't take supplements other than vitamins and some 'NO-XPLODE' before I work out. I got it from my brother who wasnt using it so he gave it to me. Now i dont know if its works or what have you cause im eating more now. However it does have taurine and b vitamins so its like an energy drink.. Nevertheless, this morning i was getting to work early today so I can lift before I work. There is a paid luncheon that im not going to miss and normally i lift at lunch.  So anyways I was actually looking forward to taking it and doing Legs. I get in the office, take a shit (from the coffee I drank) go into the kitchen and it was gone. Now I know that it was a big tub of it and there may have been just 4 servings left, so the average tiny tit would look at it as 'empty' but it wasn't and now i'm considering whether or not im going to go on a rampage.... should I investigate and risk looking like a petty bitch or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///





Rumor has it that a Cowboys fan chucked it...you know what you have to do >:(
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 06:28:01 AM




Rumor has it that a Cowboys fan chucked it...you know what you have to do >:(
Demarcus Ware is gonna break the sack record.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2008, 06:29:59 AM
Demarcus Ware is gonna break the sack record.



Don't think so but at least if he does it will be legit ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: njflex on December 18, 2008, 06:31:33 AM
JAE DID U XPLODE ON THE CULPRIT.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 06:31:59 AM


Don't think so but at least if he does it will be legit ;D
19 with two games to go, we'll see.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on December 18, 2008, 06:32:52 AM
***UPDATE ****



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So I informed some of the broskies at work that my NOXPLODE had vanished and one of them smirked...then i was like "whats so funny" , the smirking one was like "I wasnt laughing, so what happened?" ....then one was like "I didnt know you had NOXPLODE", then they began to fill my head with random reasons like ... "Maybe the cleaning lady took it" , "Maybe they thought it was oatmeal", ect ... then one of them was like ... " hahah we moved it to another cabinet, we thought it was going to be a dumb joke but i guess it worked out pretty well !" ....So i got my NOXPLODE back and was own3d in the process...

 :P :P :P
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 18, 2008, 06:35:29 AM
If they don't respect you, you must make them fear you.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 06:41:15 AM
***UPDATE ****



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So I informed some of the broskies at work that my NOXPLODE had vanished and one of them smirked...then i was like "whats so funny" , the smirking one was like "I wasnt laughing, so what happened?" ....then one was like "I didnt know you had NOXPLODE", then they began to fill my head with random reasons like ... "Maybe the cleaning lady took it" , "Maybe they thought it was oatmeal", ect ... then one of them was like ... " hahah we moved it to another cabinet, we thought it was going to be a dumb joke but i guess it worked out pretty well !" ....So i got my NOXPLODE back and was own3d in the process...

 :P :P :P


 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 06:43:15 AM
the pwning you give them in return should be brutal. 

Fvcking with a man's food is like sticking fingers in his woman's anus.  Can't allow that.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 18, 2008, 06:46:24 AM
What's most interesting is your immediate association of food with the anus.  Two ends of the spectrum, as it were.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: chavez81 on December 18, 2008, 06:48:42 AM
Umm so the Moral of this story is NO Xplode is an over priced Caffeine drink meant to be thrown away?
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2008, 06:51:37 AM
If they don't respect you, you must make them fear you.




Death before dishonour.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 06:54:27 AM
What's most interesting is your immediate association of food with the anus.  Two ends of the spectrum, as it were.
translation=you'd apologize for leaving the container in the kitchen and ask them if they used any and if they liked it you'd offer to buy them some.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 18, 2008, 07:09:31 AM
translation=you'd apologize for leaving the container in the kitchen and ask them if they used any and if they liked it you'd offer to buy them some.

You know me too well.  Except you left out the part about switching it for laxative powder.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: wood on December 18, 2008, 07:11:37 AM
***UPDATE ****



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So I informed some of the broskies at work that my NOXPLODE had vanished and one of them smirked...then i was like "whats so funny" , the smirking one was like "I wasnt laughing, so what happened?" ....then one was like "I didnt know you had NOXPLODE", then they began to fill my head with random reasons like ... "Maybe the cleaning lady took it" , "Maybe they thought it was oatmeal", ect ... then one of them was like ... " hahah we moved it to another cabinet, we thought it was going to be a dumb joke but i guess it worked out pretty well !" ....So i got my NOXPLODE back and was own3d in the process...

 :P :P :P

ahem

jeajowned ;D

I lock my stuff up man, the she-beasts in my office are always like vultures hovering and will snatch anything that isn't tied down.  I just crop dust them bitches when they're not lookin'...

What's funny is they always are talking about dieting and will do "The Biggest Loser" competition with other co-workers or will pay $144 dollars for Weight Watchers so what do I do??  I bring in all the left over junk food from home to sabatoge their efforts!!  I didn't use to do it on purpose, but now it's a mission!!!
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 07:29:16 AM
You guys can still be glad, if i brought supplements to office, i would be accused of doing steroids.

I once did the mistake of putting some amino acid powder into my juice. After that, i always get that "he does steroids" thing.  :-\
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2008, 07:34:13 AM
You guys can still be glad, if i brought supplements to office, i would be accused of doing steroids.

I once did the mistake of putting some amino acid powder into my juice. After that, i always get that "he does steroids" thing.  :-\




You must be huge,lets see a pic ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 07:41:45 AM



You must be huge,lets see a pic ;D

lol, i'm by no means huge, considering a bodybuilding status including steroid use. But that is the point here. If you have a good build and then put some powder in your orange juice, you are on steroids.

People are a) ignorant and b) have no clue about what is attainable naturally and how big someone using steroids really should be.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 07:42:49 AM
You guys can still be glad, if i brought supplements to office, i would be accused of doing steroids.

I once did the mistake of putting some amino acid powder into my juice. After that, i always get that "he does steroids" thing.  :-\
::)
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on December 18, 2008, 07:43:07 AM
You guys can still be glad, if i brought supplements to office, i would be accused of doing steroids.

I once did the mistake of putting some amino acid powder into my juice. After that, i always get that "he does steroids" thing.  :-\
STICK NEEDLE ON MANS BUTT IN MENS BATHROOM THAT STEROID
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 07:45:35 AM
::)

Do i need to explain to you what a "work place" is??

STICK NEEDLE ON MANS BUTT IN MENS BATHROOM THAT STEROID

Spot on.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 18, 2008, 07:46:59 AM
STICK NEEDLE ON MANS BUTT IN MENS BATHROOM THAT STEROID

Hmmm.  Must be a pro.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 18, 2008, 08:38:48 AM
***UPDATE ****



--------------------------------


So I informed some of the broskies at work that my NOXPLODE had vanished and one of them smirked...then i was like "whats so funny" , the smirking one was like "I wasnt laughing, so what happened?" ....then one was like "I didnt know you had NOXPLODE", then they began to fill my head with random reasons like ... "Maybe the cleaning lady took it" , "Maybe they thought it was oatmeal", ect ... then one of them was like ... " hahah we moved it to another cabinet, we thought it was going to be a dumb joke but i guess it worked out pretty well !" ....So i got my NOXPLODE back and was own3d in the process...

 :P :P :P

u bytch ass whiner
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Option D on December 18, 2008, 08:51:24 AM
thats crazy. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ROIDS,.,.
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: kyomu on December 18, 2008, 08:56:42 AM
Mix some Atlarge protein in the communal water tank and laugh your ass off as everyone of your colleagues end up shitting their pant(ie)s
Cool. ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Butterbean on December 18, 2008, 09:02:52 AM
thats crazy. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ROIDS,.,.
A long time ago I bought some Ripped Fuel at the grocery.  The bag boy picked it up and said, "You know these are steroids right?"  He was serious!
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 09:03:39 AM
A long time ago I bought some Ripped Fuel at the grocery.  The bag boy picked it up and said, "You know these are steroids right?"  He was serious!
;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: SS on December 18, 2008, 09:04:04 AM
A long time ago I bought some Ripped Fuel at the grocery.  The bag boy picked it up and said, "You know these are steroids right?"  He was serious!
If it was only that easy you should of said ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Option D on December 18, 2008, 09:05:08 AM
A long time ago I bought some Ripped Fuel at the grocery.  The bag boy picked it up and said, "You know these are steroids right?"  He was serious!

HAHAHA. My friends thought the same when i got Animal Pack..They say "man 10 pills at a time cant be good for you they  have steroids in it" and i say "dude you dont know shit about shit"
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: gordiano on December 18, 2008, 09:06:42 AM
Go Hulk Hogan on their asses...tear your shirt, and give them the "let me tell you something, brother" speech!
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: tbombz on December 18, 2008, 09:08:06 AM
HAHAHA. My friends thought the same when i got Animal Pack..They say "man 10 pills at a time cant be good for you they  have steroids in it" and i say "dude you dont know shit about shit"
lmao  ;D
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Option D on December 18, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
Go Hulk Hogan on their asses...tear your shirt, and give them the "let me tell you something, brother" speech!

lol...and then after you give the leg drop...wind your hand up and put it next to your ear
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: rk272727 on December 18, 2008, 09:46:53 AM
I don't take supplements other than vitamins and some 'NO-XPLODE' before I work out. I got it from my brother who wasnt using it so he gave it to me. Now i dont know if its works or what have you cause im eating more now. However it does have taurine and b vitamins so its like an energy drink.. Nevertheless, this morning i was getting to work early today so I can lift before I work. There is a paid luncheon that im not going to miss and normally i lift at lunch.  So anyways I was actually looking forward to taking it and doing Legs. I get in the office, take a shit (from the coffee I drank) go into the kitchen and it was gone. Now I know that it was a big tub of it and there may have been just 4 servings left, so the average tiny tit would look at it as 'empty' but it wasn't and now i'm considering whether or not im going to go on a rampage.... should I investigate and risk looking like a petty bitch or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///
go buy more tight ass
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: Option D on December 18, 2008, 11:00:35 AM
go buy more tight ass

SHUT UP BITCH
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: rk272727 on December 18, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
ur wrong there was 5 servings left and it works ok not great but ok
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: jtsunami on December 18, 2008, 11:45:35 AM
I don't take supplements other than vitamins and some 'NO-XPLODE' before I work out. I got it from my brother who wasnt using it so he gave it to me. Now i dont know if its works or what have you cause im eating more now. However it does have taurine and b vitamins so its like an energy drink.. Nevertheless, this morning i was getting to work early today so I can lift before I work. There is a paid luncheon that im not going to miss and normally i lift at lunch.  So anyways I was actually looking forward to taking it and doing Legs. I get in the office, take a shit (from the coffee I drank) go into the kitchen and it was gone. Now I know that it was a big tub of it and there may have been just 4 servings left, so the average tiny tit would look at it as 'empty' but it wasn't and now i'm considering whether or not im going to go on a rampage.... should I investigate and risk looking like a petty bitch or just say fuck it and 'charge it to the game' (a way of rationalizing that is similar to 'easy come easy go') ///

they did you a favor
Title: Re: Someone threw out my NO-XPLODE at work !!!!!
Post by: nicky.smth on January 05, 2009, 07:54:28 AM
Mix some Atlarge protein in the communal water tank and laugh your ass off as everyone of your colleagues end up shitting their pant(ie)s

hahaha,  ;D