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Title: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:01:38 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: J Grey on December 18, 2008, 10:03:10 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink.

I bet your wife is cheating on you.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:03:40 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink.

Just stay away from those 20 1 cop staggering on the way home from the bar... ;D
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:04:02 AM
I bet your wife is cheating on you.


Hahahqahah
You are probably correct!

Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:05:03 AM
Just stay away from those 20 1 cop staggering on the way home from the bar... ;D

im quite aware of that now.  My shoulder is still fucked!
Oh show it wAS 6 COPS.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:06:37 AM
im quite aware of that now.  My shoulder is still fucked!
Oh show it wAS 6 COPS.

As the ole ball coach used to say..."Shake it off, you got another one!"
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 10:06:44 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

walk away from it all.  get a loan.  go back to school.  nail a lot of young 19-year old tail for a few years, live on campus and train for free at the university gym.  best time to get educated is during a recession.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:12:03 AM
walk away from it all.  get a loan.  go back to school.  nail a lot of young 19-year old tail for a few years, live on campus and train for free at the university gym.  best time to get educated is during a recession.

240...  Im plannin on comin to treasure island..
Just as well, what you think?
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 10:14:44 AM
240...  Im plannin on comin to treasure island..
Just as well, what you think?

what does treasure island mean?
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:15:49 AM
what does treasure island mean?

Maybe he likes you 240?
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 18, 2008, 10:17:23 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2 12.
Take care, bro.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: J Grey on December 18, 2008, 10:17:51 AM
what does treasure island mean?

that means he is planning on offing himself.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2008, 10:19:18 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

don't worry i am taking care of your wife  ;)
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:19:57 AM
don't worry i am taking care of your wife  ;)

TX bro..
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: spinnis on December 18, 2008, 10:20:10 AM
I bet your wife is cheating on you.


I actually laughed irl hahaha, that doesnt happen often due to a forum  ;D
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2008, 10:21:14 AM
TX bro..

no prob,

she takes it like a pro  :)
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:21:26 AM
what does treasure island mean?

The city outside of tampa.
It is freakin beautiful there.
Better than las vegas.
This place sucks.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:22:18 AM
just drank a 4 pack of wine.
fellin a little better.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:24:30 AM
just drank a 4 pack of wine.
fellin a little better.

What type of work do you do that is failing so badly?
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2008, 10:25:26 AM
What type of work do you do that is failing so badly?

he teaches people how to fight 100 cops at one time
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
What type of work do you do that is failing so badly?

I own a telemarketing business where we sell toner to hospitals and big corps.
I may be blamin it more on the economy than is due,  I might just be
havin a tough time.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:28:34 AM
i sold $10,000.00 in toner today but im $29,000.00 in the hole.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 10:29:05 AM
The city outside of tampa.
It is freakin beautiful there.
Better than las vegas.
This place sucks.

ah gotcha.  yeah, FL is beautiful, especially this time of year.  Last summer wasn't as bad either... whether it's global warming or cooling or what, it was very pleasant.  Winter has been great - it's 75 degrees today :)

economy is rough here, but if you do something national, it doesn't affect you.  It's VERY cheap to live here.  60% of the homes on my block are now in foreclosure- they're begging you to rent 4 Br, 2 bath homes, 2000 SF, for 800 a month.  It's madness.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:31:16 AM
ah gotcha.  yeah, FL is beautiful, especially this time of year.  Last summer wasn't as bad either... whether it's global warming or cooling or what, it was very pleasant.  Winter has been great - it's 75 degrees today :)

economy is rough here, but if you do something national, it doesn't affect you.  It's VERY cheap to live here.  60% of the homes on my block are now in foreclosure- they're begging you to rent 4 Br, 2 bath homes, 2000 SF, for 800 a month.  It's madness.

Vegas is As BAD WITHOUT THE GOOD WEATHER.  Im gonna make this happen 240.
We'll hang out or jam or somethin.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 18, 2008, 10:31:38 AM
Vegas is As BAD WITHOUT THE GOOD WEATHER.  Im gonna make this happen 240.
We'll hang out or jam or somethin.

sweet!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: Wiggs on December 18, 2008, 10:34:27 AM
Vegas is As BAD WITHOUT THE GOOD WEATHER.  Im gonna make this happen 240.
We'll hang out or jam or somethin.

Come on out, I'll get you wasted on my dime. 8)
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: J Grey on December 18, 2008, 10:39:49 AM
wifey enjoying a variety of Euro-cock

I bet she is, you're not much of a man and she tells me your "power rod" has problems "getting hard"
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:40:53 AM
he teaches people how to fight 100 cops at one time

Mmmm, and how did that work out for him?  8)
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
I own a telemarketing business where we sell toner to hospitals and big corps.
I may be blamin it more on the economy than is due,  I might just be
havin a tough time.

What is your sales pitch?

It should be: "Hello sir/mrs...I'm chainsaw from getbig.  If you don't take $5k of this shit off my hands, I'm going to show up at your business....in a thong, oiled up with ball glitter on and GO TO WAR in your break room. "
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2008, 10:45:50 AM
Mmmm, and how did that work out for him?  8)

i think that particular business model

could be in need of a rethink
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:57:30 AM
What is your sales pitch?

It should be: "Hello sir/mrs...I'm chainsaw from getbig.  If you don't take $5k of this shit off my hands, I'm going to show up at your business....in a thong, oiled up with ball glitter on and GO TO WAR in your break room. "


Hahaha.  It is a hard sale, lots of pressure. 
I sell toner for $439.00 that you can get at office depot for $50.00.

These companies are so big that the right hand doest know what the left is doing.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
im goin to get more drinks.  be back soon.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 18, 2008, 11:24:53 AM
im back.  drank 4 wine;s.   gonna hang out till it weares off.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: Stavios on December 18, 2008, 11:29:28 AM
im back.  drank 4 wine;s.   gonna hang out till it weares off.

hope it will get better for you man, that sucks
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 18, 2008, 12:15:02 PM
"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!
That'll get you on the card for a parking lot brawl and a two man escort downtown, er, or so I've heard.  ;D 
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 12:17:14 PM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.
all joking aside i'm sorry to hear about your sister man, i hope things get better for you.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 18, 2008, 12:18:29 PM
"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!
ok danielson
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 18, 2008, 02:01:45 PM
heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 18, 2008, 02:25:20 PM
Interesting. Wine huh? Any cheese to go with that wine? What type of wine? MD 20/20? Cisco? Wild Irish Rose?
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2008, 02:54:08 PM
Interesting. Wine huh? Any cheese to go with that wine? What type of wine? MD 20/20? Cisco? Wild Irish Rose?

 ;D Yes yes! MD 20/20 & Wild Irish... my favorites. My man, you put the "sewer" in connoisseur.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: garebear on December 18, 2008, 03:02:59 PM
heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.

Holy shit! I think we're living the same life. I love to smoke pot and work out and I made more money waiting tables and loved it.

Fuck it! I'm going back to it.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 18, 2008, 05:33:43 PM
mmmm...md 20/20!  what flavor, you ask?  red!  red's totally a flavor.  at least it is concerning md 20/20.


and yeah....waiting tables was fun.  drunk all day. paid to flirt with women.  not to mention my boss hired 90% women (hot ones) and only a few male servers.  damn I miss that.   free food (we'd trade with other restaurants all over town), hot girls, good money, free shots all day. 
"do something with your degree! whats the use of going to school for 5 years and not using that education!?"  ....once again, F*CK you!!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: Karl Kox on December 18, 2008, 10:46:50 PM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

Man i hope things get better for you
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 06:52:32 AM
heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.


Im not happy to hear that (that shes getting hit hard too),
I hope we all can get throuhgh this.
I probably know youre sis, cause i was in LA for 15 yrs prior to vegas.
As you know, Toner is a tight knit family.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 19, 2008, 08:16:06 AM
I'm sure you do! Yes, she's been in the toner industry for about 10 years now here in LA and I've helped out numerous times and have realized that it is, indeed, a tight-knit community.  Hope things work out for you as well!! if nothing else, remember that now isn't a bad time to file for bankruptsy.  can always blame it later down the road on the ass-raping economy!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: TechnoViking on December 19, 2008, 08:40:27 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.


Might I suggest something to lift your spirits...Its called a Vodka splash...Its my drink...

1...2oz. Vodka
2...6 oz. Lemonade
3...A splash of piss
4...Plenty of ice
5...Any garnish you like

Drink 6 to 12 of these and you will forget about your wife cheating on you...

Thank me later...Enjoy!!!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 09:18:55 AM

Might I suggest something to lift your spirits...Its called a Vodka splash...Its my drink...

1...2oz. Vodka
2...6 oz. Lemonade
3...A splash of piss
4...Plenty of ice
5...Any garnish you like

Drink 6 to 12 of these and you will forget about your wife cheating on you...

Thank me later...Enjoy!!!


hahahahaha
looks good!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: wolfgang187 on December 19, 2008, 09:31:35 AM
I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.



your right buy Mexico so go start a little side businesses....
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 19, 2008, 09:36:00 AM
I want money.  I want it now.  and I don't wanna have to work for it. 
this is what happens when your parents and family all raise you
to be "hollywood kid"...."it'll all be great!"

"who's payin' the bills now? ....hollywooooooood kid!"
-family guy

Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 19, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
on a side note....
went to buy weed a couple weeks ago.....
corey haim showed up while I was there....

wow...what a mess....dood's #1 in the hollywood deadpool right now,
and it's for obvious reasoning!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 09:39:06 AM


your right buy Mexico so go start a little side businesses....

not worth it
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 19, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
on a side note....
went to buy weed a couple weeks ago.....
corey haim showed up while I was there....

You're both getting baked today.  But the good news is, at least you're not Corey Haim.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: portwine on December 19, 2008, 09:52:11 AM
haha...yes, i'm totally getting baked this afternoon!  flying back to seattle at 5...hate flying.....3 shots of tequila and a bowl is the perfect sedative for the 3 hour flight.  :) 
on top of that, smoking the same green as corey too!  he's so f'ed and frantic..
he kept mixing the various bags in front of us cuz he wanted to try all the
different kinds.  so we both got a kind of trail-mix of green. 
*shrugs*  it's all the same to me....i'm not particular about that. 
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: wolfgang187 on December 19, 2008, 09:53:52 AM
not worth it



come on
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 03:30:36 PM


come on

Na the tijuana cops are on my ass more than the American cops.  Must be my Paul Bunyon-Lumberjack physique.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 19, 2008, 03:31:23 PM
  Must be my Paul Bunyon-Lumberjack physique.

BEAR
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 03:50:43 PM
BEAR

Hahahahah
nah, thats why they call me Chainsaw
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 20, 2008, 06:31:36 AM
haha...yes, i'm totally getting baked this afternoon!  flying back to seattle at 5...hate flying.....3 shots of tequila and a bowl is the perfect sedative for the 3 hour flight.  :) 
on top of that, smoking the same green as corey too!  he's so f'ed and frantic..
he kept mixing the various bags in front of us cuz he wanted to try all the
different kinds.  so we both got a kind of trail-mix of green. 
*shrugs*  it's all the same to me....i'm not particular about that. 


Corey Haim...   Pioece of Work!!!!
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: body88 on December 20, 2008, 06:38:44 AM
I own a telemarketing business where we sell toner to hospitals and big corps.
I may be blamin it more on the economy than is due,  I might just be
havin a tough time.

Chain, are you really working as hard as you have to, to pick up the slack in a down economy?  Toner is not an item that a company can live without.  I am in the marketing world, and many companies are cutting their budgets.  I have to work twice as hard as I used to, but I am getting it done.  Less whining more doing what made your business work in the first place.

Btw, you don't want to live in Florida.  It's a great place to visit (I got to South Beach three times a year), but the economy is VERY poor there, and the summer is full of hurricanes and it's very humid (great for the beach, not so much for day to day life while working).  Don't get me wrong, Florida is BEAUTIFUL most of the time, but your business would struggle there if you work on a somewhat local level. 
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 20, 2008, 06:48:17 AM
Chain, are you really working as hard as you have to, to pick up the slack in a down economy?  Toner is not an item that a company can live without.  I am in the marketing world, and many companies are cutting their budgets.  I have to work twice as hard as I used to, but I am getting it done.  Less whining more doing what made your business work in the first place.

Btw, you don't want to live in Florida.  It's a great place to visit (I got to South Beach three times a year), but the economy is VERY poor there, and the summer is full of hurricanes and it's very humid (great for the beach, not so much for day to day life while working).  Don't get me wrong, Florida is BEAUTIFUL most of the time, but your business would struggle there if you work on a somewhat local level. 

Good question!  Im sure depression has somethin to do with my sales.
I have alot going on including a death in the family.  Im makin it by by the skin of my
ass.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: body88 on December 20, 2008, 07:00:11 AM
Good question!  Im sure depression has somethin to do with my sales.
I have alot going on including a death in the family.  Im makin it by by the skin of my
ass.

I get that, and I am sorry for your loss (I really am).  But the fact is that none of that is going to excuse your business from failing.  If you were successful before, you can be successful again.  You must strap on a set, and work x3 times as hard in this economy.

I just saw your other thread, and feeling sorry for yourself is not going to solve anything.  I know depression is tough to overcome, but you would be shocked at how a positive attitude and some cardio at the gym can help.  Stop drinking, drink 5 cups of water, and then have a coffee.  Go to the gym and work your legs.  Then get your ass on the treadmill for one hour. After that take a nice steam bath.  Pick up some passionflower for your depression.

Go do it, and post when you get back.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: chainsaw on December 20, 2008, 07:12:57 AM
I get that, and I am sorry for your loss (I really am).  But the fact is that none of that is going to excuse your business from failing.  If you were successful before, you can be successful again.  You must strap on a set, and work x3 times as hard in this economy.

I just saw your other thread, and feeling sorry for yourself is not going to solve anything.  I know depression is tough to overcome, but you would be shocked at how a positive attitude and some cardio at the gym can help.  Stop drinking, drink 5 cups of water, and then have a coffee.  Go to the gym and work your legs.  Then get your ass on the treadmill for one hour. After that take a nice steam bath.  Pick up some passionflower for your depression.

Go do it, and post when you get back.
I will.  Im even fortunate enouigh to have a precor treadmill ion my living room.  Maybe i should start when im not so tanked.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: garebear on December 20, 2008, 07:21:08 AM
I get that, and I am sorry for your loss (I really am).  But the fact is that none of that is going to excuse your business from failing.  If you were successful before, you can be successful again.  You must strap on a set, and work x3 times as hard in this economy.

I just saw your other thread, and feeling sorry for yourself is not going to solve anything.  I know depression is tough to overcome, but you would be shocked at how a positive attitude and some cardio at the gym can help.  Stop drinking, drink 5 cups of water, and then have a coffee.  Go to the gym and work your legs.  Then get your ass on the treadmill for one hour. After that take a nice steam bath.  Pick up some passionflower for your depression.

Go do it, and post when you get back.
good post
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: body88 on December 20, 2008, 07:45:49 AM
I will.  Im even fortunate enouigh to have a precor treadmill ion my living room.  Maybe i should start when im not so tanked.


I think you should put down the drink.  Think about it......it's early in the morning you are alone and drunk.  Get yourself sober, and get some exercise.  It will release some endorphins into your body.  Since alcohol is a depressant, you are going to crash and feel worse.  Try picking up some passion flower extract for your moods.  Take a cap in the am; before bed open a cap and drink it in a tea.

Btw, I'm not trying to preach.  I got loaded last night after a poor week at work.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: body88 on December 20, 2008, 07:46:50 AM
good post


Thanks.
Title: Re: When i thought it couldnt get worse!
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on June 22, 2010, 06:28:43 PM
Found this classic thread!!  ;D