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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: SS on December 19, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
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So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.
Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.
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So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.
Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.
good stuff SS
you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw
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good stuff SS
you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw
That's what my lawyer said.
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That's what my lawyer said.
SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive. Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?
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SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive. Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?
You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.
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Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.
Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.
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Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.
Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.
I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.
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I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.
Were you one of those 300lb monsters?
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Were you one of those 300lb monsters?
I was the female cop who "interrogated" you in the back of my squad car.
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;)
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I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.
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I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.
Like wise my friend.
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You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.
You know it....they got off lucky. No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...
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You know it....they got off lucky. No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...
Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!
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yes SS is a man with balls.
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Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!
At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance. I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April. 2 vs 1. The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
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At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance. I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April. 2 vs 1. The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?
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Hahahahahhahahhhahaha
You guys are great!
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SS is a big white man with muscles.
We're all jealous.
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yes SS is a man with balls in my face and i like it.
thuper duper!, big guy ;D
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SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sir are a legend
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True aryan power :D
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fuck SS... I was wondering what that weird voice mail you left with background helicopter noises and baseball bats shaterring was all about....
I know who's behind; The Internetz... will get 'em... >:(
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So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.
Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.
Were you waring a Tapout shirt with your beanie on sideways ;D?
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Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?
I was thinking of not using my hands at all, and only my left foot. Whatcha' think?
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If you could speak English we might all be able to understand. What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
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If you could speak English we might all be able to understand. What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
Ask your mom.
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If you could speak English we might all be able to understand. What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
How dare you speak to SS in such a disrespectful manner....consider this you only warning
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So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......
That's what you get for voting for Obama.
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I bet they were Big Nav brothers
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I bet they were Big Nav brothers
;D
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If you could speak English we might all be able to understand. What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
You're a sad sack of shit.
Good to hear you'll make a full recovery SS. ;)
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"250goal" kinda suggests the bodyweight "she"'s shoot for a (dellusionite)
Unfortunately, it's a glory hole count and with those cold ores, "she"'s nowhere near it:
You ain't fooling anyone with that lipstick, "250goal"...
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No curb-stomp? ???
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"250goal" kinda suggests the bodyweight "she"'s shoot for a (dellusionite)
Unfortunately, it's a glory hole count and with those cold ores, "she"'s nowhere near it:
You ain't fooling anyone with that lipstick, "250goal"...
I ignore his kind.
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At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance. I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April. 2 vs 1. The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
the only problem you might have is that two of them
means double the stink
you might lose tko by stinking of shit
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;D
bbbbbbbBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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You're going soft, SS.
There was a time they all would have gotten an asswhoopin'. 8)
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You're going soft, SS.
There was a time they all would have gotten an asswhoopin'. 8)
I know I know :'(