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Title: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: bigmc on December 19, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.

good stuff SS

you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 08:47:47 AM
good stuff SS

you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw
That's what my lawyer said.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 08:54:10 AM
That's what my lawyer said.

SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive.  Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 08:57:39 AM
SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive.  Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?
You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:00:29 AM
Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.


Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 19, 2008, 09:04:14 AM
Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.


Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.

I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:05:47 AM
I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.
Were you one of those 300lb monsters?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 19, 2008, 09:14:20 AM
Were you one of those 300lb monsters?

I was the female cop who "interrogated" you in the back of my squad car.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Sam on December 19, 2008, 09:17:10 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 19, 2008, 09:17:42 AM
I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:19:21 AM
I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.
Like wise my friend.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 09:26:37 AM
You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.

You know it....they got off lucky.  No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:30:58 AM
You know it....they got off lucky.  No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...
Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Mars on December 19, 2008, 09:31:48 AM
yes SS is a man with balls.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 09:34:11 AM
Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!

At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance.  I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April.   2 vs 1.  The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:36:09 AM
At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance.  I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April.   2 vs 1.  The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.
Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: chainsaw on December 19, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Hahahahahhahahhhahaha

You guys are great!
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: spinnis on December 19, 2008, 09:43:27 AM
SS is a big white man with muscles.
We're all jealous.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 09:43:32 AM
yes SS is a man with balls in my face and i like it.
thuper duper!, big guy ;D
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Bossa on December 19, 2008, 10:04:46 AM
SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir are a legend
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: _bruce_ on December 19, 2008, 10:10:56 AM
True aryan power  :D
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Alex23 on December 19, 2008, 10:14:58 AM
fuck SS... I was wondering what that weird voice mail you left with background helicopter noises and baseball bats shaterring was all about....

I know who's behind; The Internetz... will get 'em... >:(
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Coach on December 19, 2008, 10:36:21 AM
So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.

Were you waring a Tapout shirt with your beanie on sideways ;D?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 10:50:51 AM
Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?

I was thinking of not using my hands at all, and only my left foot.  Whatcha' think?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: 250goal on December 19, 2008, 11:11:00 AM
If you could speak English we might all be able to understand.  What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 11:11:24 AM
If you could speak English we might all be able to understand.  What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?

Ask your mom.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Bossa on December 19, 2008, 11:46:38 AM
If you could speak English we might all be able to understand.  What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?

How dare you speak to SS in such a disrespectful manner....consider this you only warning
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Tre on December 19, 2008, 12:05:32 PM
So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......

That's what you get for voting for Obama. 

Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: EL Mariachi on December 19, 2008, 12:15:14 PM
I bet they were  Big Nav brothers
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 19, 2008, 02:06:36 PM
I bet they were  Big Nav brothers
;D
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: chaos on December 19, 2008, 06:45:32 PM
If you could speak English we might all be able to understand.  What the fuck does bumping limp biscuit mean?
You're a sad sack of shit.



Good to hear you'll make a full recovery SS. ;)
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Alex23 on December 19, 2008, 07:09:26 PM
"250goal" kinda suggests the bodyweight  "she"'s shoot for a (dellusionite)

Unfortunately, it's a glory hole count and with those cold ores, "she"'s nowhere near it:

You ain't fooling anyone with that lipstick, "250goal"...
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 19, 2008, 07:29:36 PM
No curb-stomp?  ???
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 20, 2008, 01:43:28 AM
"250goal" kinda suggests the bodyweight  "she"'s shoot for a (dellusionite)

Unfortunately, it's a glory hole count and with those cold ores, "she"'s nowhere near it:

You ain't fooling anyone with that lipstick, "250goal"...
I ignore his kind.
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: bigmc on December 20, 2008, 04:14:10 AM
At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance.  I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April.   2 vs 1.  The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.

the only problem you might have is that two of them

means double the stink

you might lose tko by stinking of shit
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: Alex23 on December 20, 2008, 10:03:21 AM
;D

bbbbbbbBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: drkaje on December 20, 2008, 10:53:54 AM
You're going soft, SS.

There was a time they all would have gotten an asswhoopin'. 8)
Title: Re: Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.
Post by: SS on December 20, 2008, 04:31:23 PM
You're going soft, SS.

There was a time they all would have gotten an asswhoopin'. 8)
I know I know :'(